The Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness of Crossing

Male pig: Bai Yutang (Bandit Chinchilla)

Male supporting role: Zhan Zhao (Bandit Royal Cat)

Female pig: Ningxue (bandit number HC white)

Female supporting role: Pan Pan (Bandit Panda)

Friendship guest appearance: Gongsun Ce (bandit name Bamboo Essence)

Unscrupulous Director: Xiao Meng

On August [-]th, the moon is full in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Xiong Panpan put on 250-degree black-rimmed glasses and sat in front of his notebook, eating mooncakes and playing World of Warcraft.Right at the critical point, half a mouthful of mooncake stalks stuck in his throat, and he couldn't help coughing several times, spewing crumbs all over the screen.

Seeing this, Ningxue sneered a few times, found a box of Wanglaoji from the refrigerator, threw it at Xiong Panpan, and said disgustedly: "I won't kill you! After wearing it for a few days, I know how to play games!"

Xiong Panpan took a bite of Wanglaoji, stretched his neck, managed to wash off half of the dough, and said in a hoarse voice, "What brand of mooncake did you buy? It's as hard as a mallet. Also, remember not to buy it next time." With egg yolk..."

Before she finished speaking, Ningxue pocketed a piece of mooncake and knocked on Xiong Panpan's forehead with a "baji", and the lion roared: "Do you like it or not! Do you want to have a next time? I'm asking you, I asked you to inquire about it, you Did you ask me?"

Xiong Panpan held the mooncake and said pitifully: "I have worked hard in Kaifeng for half a year. It is rare that the Mid-Autumn Festival is off, so I wear it for a walk. Can you make me happy for two days?" Fu again Scratching hair like a chicken coop, with a dazed look on his face, "What did you ask me to ask?"

Ningxue was furious, rushed forward and grabbed Xiong Panpan by the collar: "You are so brave, you actually forgot? Listen clearly! I'll let you find out if Xiaobai is engaged!"

"No, no, no..." Xiong Panpan was pinched with blind eyes, and his claws kept waving in the air.

"Really?"

"True! True!"

"Didn't lie to me?"

"Don't dare, don't dare..."

Ning Xue let go, thought about it and asked again: "I heard from Xiaomeng that there is a Fan family who is Xiaobai's wife, have you seen such a person over there?"

"What Fanshi Caishi, how can you compare to you, Sister Ning!" Xiong Panpan said obsequiously, "Sister Ning, you have a beautiful face, ****, don't listen to Xiaomeng's nonsense, she is trying to anger you."

"Well, that's about the same." Ningxue nodded in satisfaction.

Xiong Panpan watched her go out, and sighed deeply in his heart: Oh, a young woman, if she knew the truth, she wouldn't have twisted her hair and become a sister-in-law...

"It's not right!" Ningxue rushed back again.

Xiong Panpan was shocked: "What's wrong?"

Ningxue said convincingly: "Of course it's wrong. You said that the girls around Xiaobai are not as good-looking as me, but Xiaobai has never seen me, and he doesn't know that the girls he has seen are not as good-looking as me. If one day he doesn't pay attention and falls in love with him, wouldn't I be very unlucky?"

Are you more than unlucky?You are always gray and often unlucky...Xiong Panpan sniffed his nose and pretended to be calm: "Then what do you want?"

Ningxue smiled all over her face, took Xiong Panpan's arm and said affectionately: "Panpan, I need to discuss something with you."

Xiong Panpan twitched: "Well...what's the matter?"

"Lend me your bead and let me go through it to meet my Xiaobai, okay?"

Your Xiaobai?Xiong Panpan got goosebumps all over the place: "No, no, no, you can wear it if you wear it around."

"What's the matter? Just take a look? I promise not to cause trouble!" Ning Xue vowed.

Woman, we are afraid that you will be irritated by seeing her... Xiong Panpan shook his head.

"That's enough, that's enough!" Ning Xue took her arm, "Look at you, you have no house and no job, every time you wear it, you rely on me for relief, and you won't even ask for a small favor."

……

Mingjing Lake in Kaifeng Mansion, the bright moon is in the sky, and the night is bright and bright.

There were three people sitting in the pavilion in the middle of the lake, and there was a huge sea bowl on the stone table, and all six eyes were fixed on the three red dice spinning around at the bottom of the bowl.

"666!" Bai Yutang rubbed his hands with a nervous expression.

"Six P..." Gongsun Ce picked up a feather fan that had only lost its feathers, and kept it by his side like a treasure all summer. After Bailu, he was still reluctant to let it go.

"Haha!" Zhan Zhao laughed loudly and said happily, "Fifth Brother, Brother Gongsun, come here, give me money! Give me money!"

"Hmph!" Bai Yutang angrily threw an ingot of broken silver.

"Why do you win every time?" Gongsun Ce scratched his broken fan with an exasperated expression on his face.

Zhan Zhao propped his forehead with his hands, pretending to be deep and said: "Xiao Pan often said that when you are frustrated in love, you are proud in the casino. Could it be?" As he spoke, a pair of handsome eyes glanced at Bai Yutang's face, "Is it possible to meet a powerful rival in love?"

"Boring! Don't play anymore!" Bai Yutang's noodles were flushed red, he pushed the bowl away and walked away.

Zhan Zhao's heartbreaking cry came from behind him: "Fifth brother! Wait a minute!"

Gongsun Ce clapped gleefully: "Guard Zhan, why don't you go after him? I'm optimistic about you!"

Bai Yutang was always angry and heartbroken, hiding his face and running wildly in the secluded forest: Stinky cat, I have a deep affection for you, yet you suspect that someone is cheating on you, and let the bamboo spirit watch the jokes... Woohoo, we The watch was about to live... With a "bang", it hit a big tree head-on and fell on its back.

"Xiaobai! Wake up, wake up quickly." An urgent call came from his ear, Bai Yutang woke up leisurely, and suddenly found himself lying in the arms of a strange woman, immediately flew into a rage, jumped up and pushed She asked, "Little lady, you and I have never met before, how can you talk about it and spoil Bai's reputation?"

"Xiaobai, when I first heard about you from Mr. Shi when I was seven years old, I fell in love with you. I swore from then on that I would never marry you, and I traveled across the ocean to see you. But you...you treat me like this... "The beauty cried until the pear blossoms were raining.

"Know me since you were seven years old?" Bai Yutang scratched his head: Is it a very honorable thing to be secretly in love with a beautiful woman... His tone gradually softened, "What's your name?"

"The little girl's name is Ningxue." The beauty said with red eyes.

"Sigh." Bai Yutang shook his head and sighed, "You and I are destined to have no destiny in this life, little lady Ningxue, please let go, Bai already has her own heart."

Ning Xue felt as if she was being shocked by an electric shock, she burst into tears and said, "You are ruthless! You are cruel!"

Bai Yutang snorted: "I'm ruthless? I'm cruel? I think it's the little lady who is making trouble for no reason."

Ningxue: "Where am I making trouble for no reason? You are ruthless and cruel!"

Bai Yutang: "Where am I ruthless? Where am I cruel? You were making trouble for no reason from the very beginning!"

Ningxue: "Even if I make trouble out of no reason, it's because of your ruthlessness and cruelty to me!"

Bai Yutang turned around: "I don't pay attention to you vexatious woman."

Ningxue rushed forward and hugged Bai Yutang tightly from behind: "I want to make trouble for no reason!"

Bai Yutang was about to struggle, when he suddenly saw a blue shadow drifting past in front of him, he shouted anxiously: "Zhao Zhao! What you see is not real!"

Zhan Zhao holds the giant que in his hand, with a desolate expression on his face: "Fifth brother, everyone has come to the door, how can you tell me to trust you again?" Saying this, he got up from the ground, performed lightness kung fu, and swept into the depths of the dense forest, leaving a hole in the air. Melancholy back.

"Zhao Zhao!"

"in vain!"

The remaining two shouted and rushed towards the forest...

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"Boom-boom-boom", Xiaomeng came out and called a curtain call: Ladies and gentlemen, those who have money will take the money field, and those who have no money will hold the individual field.Flowers, bricks, AC irrigation, we accept them all!See which performance is dissatisfied, don't feel bad, smash it hard...don't hit us, if you smash it, you won't be able to write the bird~~~~