Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

Avocado couple suit, Halloween special, summer special, original price 699, now only 499, only 499, 499 two-body puppet suit to take home, 499 you can't buy it, you will suffer, 499 you can't buy it and be fooled!The fabric is soft, the structure is tight, and the included stand will never lose its shape!

In the commercial video that plays automatically, the baritone with a strong voice recites the lines, cadenced, sonorous and powerful, and the magic voice fills the ears.

Youyou blinked, looked at Shangfan, then looked down at the phone, and suddenly made an exaggerated and fake expression of surprise, "Wow! What a powerful discount! Great price-performance ratio!! This merchant is really real Already!"

With a vivid tone and expression, you can directly take away the job of shooting commercials, and replace the baritone on TV for TV sales.

Shang Yan listened to his meaningful words and looked down. At this time, the video finished playing, and it automatically jumped to the next product rendering. The green avocado seemed to be full of vitality, fresh and shiny, so bright Shang Fan frowned.

As if guessing that Shang Fan didn’t like this color, Youyou pointed to the next one, “Wow! Such a beautiful avocado, with a blue skin, a yellow heart, and a round and plump dan...the core! It symbolizes the continuation of life The seed! And the other half, ah this shape, is the groove that needs to be filled!"

He raised his eyes, his eyes seemed to be full of little stars, twinkling and twinkling, "Uncle, do you think this looks like the two of us? We are a perfect match! Perfect complement! Uncle, when the time comes, you will wear this, I wear that, don't you want to fill my grooves with your seeds?"

I can hardly listen to 451 on my phone, and I spit out on the upper information bar: What kind of tiger and wolf words are these!

So perverted!

It must be recorded as an example to others!

Shang Fan took a deep breath, lowered his head, pinched the bridge of his nose helplessly, "You—"

You You: "—I like Uncle the most!"

Hehehe, I didn't expect it, I will answer it too!

Shang Fan didn't finish a sentence, it was all stuck in his heart along with his reason, and in the end there was only a little instinct left.

The instinct to bully.

451 was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound or record, and was turned upside down by Shang Fan and put it aside.

This mouth is too lively to be kissed.

Shang Fan held him down and bullied him for a long time, he wanted to use this to calm down, and by the way, told You You to be more honest and not to be too frightened.

In the end, it was just the opposite, Youyou was dizzy, her two delicate and soft wrists were grabbed and she could move easily, the corners of her eyes were stained with water vapor, her face looked pitiful and innocent, she was so wronged, her deception was five stars .

However, his face is pitiful, and his mind is still broad-minded. It doesn't matter if he can't move his upper body and hands, he still has feet!On weekdays, it is used to pick up all kinds of things that fall on the ground. The two feet have been exercised to be extremely flexible, like a monkey. When the business is not paying attention, it will sneak on to people, pick up where it is caught, and put the clothes on the business. It's all messed up.

This is exciting.

Shang Fan stared at him relentlessly, his eyes were wrong, he immediately freed up a hand and clasped the monkey's leg, thinking that You You would always know how to be afraid, so he struggled twice, and ended up snapping.

Folds easily in half without resistance.

The feet were placed directly next to the head, without frowning.

Shang Yan: "..."

You You: "Wow! I'm so awesome!! I didn't expect to be so talented and have such amazing bones!"

After discovering his amazing flexibility, You You's eyes lit up instantly, and he came out of the desperate state of flirting to make money in an instant, holding his feet in amazement and admiration.

After traveling for so long, he still doesn't know that he is a genius in the flexible world!

Shang Fan got up and let go of him without saying a word.

Anyway, it's not the first time I feel out of strength, and I will get used to it sooner or later.

Youyou smirked, he didn't expect that he was deficient in calcium, and he was so powerful, he couldn't wait to get up, and tried to chop a fork.

Then change the direction and split a fork again.

Change the position and twist again.

"what!"

Received by the merchant.

"When you haven't warmed up, don't move around." Shang Fan frowned at him, helped him up, and put him on the bed, "Where does it hurt?"

"...the core."

"...?"

"The seeds hurt."

Shang Fan was stunned for a moment.

He seemed to understand it.

"Does it hurt badly?"

"It's okay, it will be fine in a while..."

"Well, relax, I'll rub it for you."

"No, no, no, that's unnecessary! Really!"

After a lot of fuss, You You still got the phone and placed an order for the couple's suit.

"I don't know why, but when I see this fruit core now, I feel very kind."

451: Calm down!

Shang Fan sat quietly beside him, watching him place an order, pay for it, and confirm the order information.

After Youyou finished all this and began to search for new clothes, Shang Yan slowly opened his mouth,

"actually……"

You You looked up, "What's the matter, Uncle?"

"Actually, I want you to buy this to make it easier for you to wear better clothes to meet people."

"...??!"

An answer came out from the bottom of Youyou's heart, which made him a little terrified for a moment.

No way.

Shang Yan nodded, as if confirming the answer in his heart, and touched his head lovingly, "The guest will arrive soon, so you can't receive him in pajamas, right?"

Youyou nodded in a daze.

You are handsome, you are right in everything you say.

Then he covered his face abruptly, his ears turned red, and said with a twist, "But I, I... I'm not ready yet, no, this dress is too modest, I'll buy it again..."

Shang Fan stared at him, his gaze was as real as it was, falling on the tips of his burning ears, and on the smiling face hidden between his fingers.

"...Shy?"

is it?

Just seeing such an old friend...has such a reaction?

In front of my face? ?

Obviously it's just friendship...

The atmosphere suddenly became dull, Shang Fan had a cold face, unable to hide the murderous aura all over his body.

"You really want to see him."

He came to this conclusion.

Youyou twitched, but shook her head in embarrassment, "Nope~"

Although he was nervous and shy, he never looked forward to this day!

This progress is too fast!

Looking at his appearance, Shang Fan felt strange in his heart.

Not quite right...

Maybe it was a misunderstanding, maybe the guest You You thought was not the Xiao Zhe he wanted to talk about just now, but something else...

No.

No one can.

Shang Fan clenched his fists again, his chest heaved slightly, and the blackening value on the top of his head almost uncontrollably began to climb. From the 88 that was finally lowered, he approached the full score at a terrifying speed in an instant.

"Hey," Youyou buried his face in the quilt and rolled, because the expression on his face was too embarrassing, he didn't dare to look up at Shangfan, he touched his phone and looked for clothes again, "Let me have a look ~ find a formal dress How about the dress? Is it too serious? There are also casual styles for shirts... By the way, wait a minute, shouldn’t it be better to go directly to a tailor for such an important occasion and have it made to order?”

After thinking about it for a long time, You You raised his head and asked for Shang Fan's opinion, "Uncle, what do you think?"

[Blackening value: 99.8]

Youyou was shocked, his whole face turned into a vivid '=pan='.

What's the matter? !

Why did it turn black again?

Don't bring such an aunt! !

He subconsciously wanted to ask 451 for help.

Taking a glance from the corner of the eye, I found that 451 was also posting an expression: =皮=

……

"Uncle!" You You faced the difficulties, rushed over, hugged Shang Fan suddenly, and kissed loudly, "If you don't like us, we will disappear! Don't be unhappy! Don't feel bad for yourself! Really !"

Shang Fan looked at him with a low voice, "I don't like it, so I'm gone? What about you?"

"I'm gone too!"

Shang Fan pinched his chin and smiled, "If you like it, what should I do with you?"

"Me??" Youyou couldn't figure it out at all, so he could only answer truthfully, "Uncle, no, you even eat jealousy from your own parents..."

"..." Shang Fan stared at him, let go, and then tried his best to maintain his mentality and expression without collapsing, "My parents?"

"Hey..." You Youyu sighed earnestly, patted Uncle's back understandingly, and smoothed his hair comfortingly, "Uncle, I only love the people around you, and you don't even like them anymore. , how could I like it, what am I trying to do."

He has read the original book, so of course he knows that Shang Fan's parents have a bad relationship with him, especially with the recent force majeure quarrels, the younger brother has returned to China, so he must have done a lot of tricks, and Shang Fan is going to break up with them. normal.

It's because he was out of his mind just now, he didn't think of this level at all, and thought he was going to meet the parents.

but……

"Uncle? The guest you mentioned just now, could it be Uncle's younger brother?!" Youyou suddenly realized, and felt that he understood, so what Uncle said was 'he' instead of 'they'!

No wonder Uncle is so relaxed, let him choose a couple outfit at random...

"No, Uncle, don't see him, he is a big villain, and what he wants to see most is that you get green."

The merchant is familiar with the forehead, and he doesn't want to talk for a while.

But if you don't talk, Youyou doesn't know which space to go to.

"Not him. Not my parents."

The blackening value started to drop again.

From 99.8, slowly, reluctantly, it fell back to 88 just now.

"Who is that? Do I know you?" Youyou was puzzled, and couldn't think of anything for a while.

"I know, very familiar." Relying on his strong psychological quality, Shang Fan quickly adjusted and recovered, and answered the question calmly, "I am your good friend."

"good friend……"

You You thought for three seconds, then froze, and let out an "ah".

"Is it Senior Xiao?"

"Ah."

"..." Youyou fell into deep thought.

Why did Xiao Zhe come to their house as a guest?

Wait, what is the plot of the original book...

It seems that there is a part, behind the plot, the original host Youyou was imprisoned for too long, and always encountered various dangers. He was driven crazy by the bloody incidents again and again. He wanted to escape, so he secretly contacted the most trusted person in the university. Senior.

Later, the two cooperated inside and outside, and they really got it done, and escaped, but they were discovered on the same day and were arrested.

During the period, Xiao Zhe wanted to call the police, but was stopped. The reason was that the businessman only covered the sky with his hands, and he belonged to him no matter whether he was right or wrong.

Thinking of these plots, Youyou only felt confused for a while.

The plot is quite brutal, but what does it have to do with his Niu Hulu yo-yo?

He hasn't contacted Xiao Zhe for a long time, okay?The last time we met was when the netizen power leveling he hired met Xiao Zhe's trumpet!The donkey lip said a few words to the horse mouth and went offline in less than a hundred words!Last time it was a holiday congratulations sent in groups!

Moreover, without him taking the initiative to contact, it would be impossible for Xiao Zhe to know the address here, and it would be impossible for him to contact Shang Fan and inform him in advance that he would be a guest!

No.

Take away all the impossible, and what remains is the truth!

He got it!

Taking a deep breath, the eyes of the famous detective Youyou became sharp!

Who can let Xiao Zhe find this place?

Who can drive Xiao Zhe to work for him?

In such a hot summer, Xiao Zhe had to go out without hesitation... What else could it be? !

Yes, that's right.

It's school!

It's a big job!

It's the final exam! !

To be a good brother is to have the same heart in times of difficulty, and only wish to die together in the same year and month in the examination room! ! !

"Uncle, I... I think what you said is right. My foot is still not healed, and now I have a new injury. I need to rest and rest. It's not convenient to see guests. Is there something important that I have to meet? I can't explain it on the phone. ?Right,"

You You lay back, saying that you are crippled, you are crippled, and you throw them away if you don’t want moral integrity. In order to avoid a tragic fate, you even take the initiative to invite a shameless transaction, "Oh, this hurts, that hurts, I can’t get up, I have to rub it and blow it to get better." .”