Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

Shang Fan took Youyou back to the bedroom, and looked inside and out enough.

It is also skillful to watch, it is like an old smoker, you ask him to taste the quality of the best quality tobacco that suits his taste, he can taste it, but he can't smoke it enough.

As for this skill, [-]% of it is used in tasting, and [-]% is used in restraining one's addiction and restraining one's temper.

A small leak will sink a great ship.

You You compared and said, if you have the ability, you can continue to bear it, and if you can bear it, I will lose!

Then came a drudgery.

To capture the thief, first capture the king, and hit the snake seven inches.

His uncle's seven inches, that's true... indescribable.

"Uncle, your eyes..."

"how?"

"Like a green light," Youyou teased him with a smile, "Like a big bad wolf."

Shang Fan stared at him, held back his energy, and didn't speak.

Youyou: "Baa~"

Shang Yan: "..."

dry.

In ancient(?) there was a hunk who got cold feet and rushed out the door to buy a T in seconds.

Today, there is a sick and charming boss who is struggling to control, rushing downstairs to kill everyone temporarily.

The same thing is that they both left their other half ready to go.

For Shang Fan, as long as he takes away the energy of one more system, he can be unscrupulous, and he no longer has to worry about hurting Youyou.

System 100: ?

Shang Fan picked up the black phone with a kind expression on his face, "Don't worry, it won't hurt, it will be over soon."

System 100 trembled, prepared subtitles and sped up his speech, "I think I can save it again!!!"

"is it?"

"Just 1 minute! Take me up there and meet Youyou!"

Shang Fan stared at it, obviously distrusting the captive he had just captured at all, worried that it would take the opportunity to do something else.

System 100 gave in immediately, "You can take 451 with you! It knows what to do! 451~! 451!!!"

451 was playing games and couldn't hear it at all, "TribleKill!!! Aced——!! Ahhh why is the Internet disconnected?!"

For a moment, the air was filled with happy screams.

451 was masked and taken away, shutting himself up as he walked, not daring to cry.

In just a few minutes, Youyou in the bedroom upstairs has already thought of a new skin method, and is trying to put a tail on himself.

The flexibility of the body was perfectly displayed at this time. He was clearly a person, but he could bend his waist to such an extent like a cat, and he could do things to his PP with his head down.

The big and long fluffy tail is actually electric. Before you figured out how to use it, you accidentally touched the switch, and then was swung back and forth by the tail. The furry covered your face. While hiding the tail, you tried to turn it off. Methods.

Uncle came in before the tail outfit was ready, and Youyou finally turned off the switch in despair, threw the fox tail aside, and lay flat in a '亠' shape.

"Come on, uncle, I'm ready."

Shang Fan suddenly felt that it was a wise decision for him to cover his phone tightly before coming in.

Without waiting for the businessman to speak, 451 rushed to answer: "No! You didn't!"

The bass was still used, and the tone of the voice was so vivid that it surprised Youyou.

"Who?! Who's talking?! 451, if you're kidnapped, yell!"

451 Ke explained proudly, "It's my new voice pack! Someone said yesterday that my hahaha voice is too blunt, so I downloaded a lot of voice packs from the Internet for..."

Seeing that the two of them were going to digress again, Shang Fan coughed.

"Oh yes." 451's desire to survive made it come back, "Youyou, are you still used to the golden finger I gave you last time?"

"What golden finger? When? Did you ever give me something like this?"

"It was after the time when your foot was injured!" 451 claimed credit, "Host, ah no, master, your body is too lack of exercise and lack of calcium, so you are easily injured. With the soft buff I gave you, you will not be so weak." It is easy to be injured, of course, this buff only protects your limbs and drives away..."

So it's none of my business to get involved there.

You You and Shang Fan both showed a look of sudden realization.

Unexpectedly, the system has this function.

"Then what golden finger are you going to give me this time?"

Youyou pulled the blanket next to him and covered his waist, "Do you spend money?"

"It doesn't cost money, the points that Hua Yao Lingling has accumulated, I have been betrayed for too long, and I can't use the points to exchange things, but it can, the golden finger has been sent to me just now, so let's install it~"

"Wait, you haven't said what it is yet!"

"Ding! The Indestructible Vajra Chrysanthemum is installed!"

"?????"

"Uncle, is that why you rushed out just now???"

I didn't expect you to be such an uncle! ! !

You You turned pale with shock.

"Uncle, calm down! Calm down! Don't, don't, I'm not ready. I'm joking. If you don't believe me, I'll show you a smile. Ha, ha, ha."

"Be nice."

"Didn't you say that Yao Lingling still has a program in my brain! If I don't uninstall it, it will be broadcast live!"

"..."

Shang Fan sneered and caught him back, pinching his chin and staring at him, "So, you've always been sure that I won't do anything to you, that's why this happened?"

bad.

want something bad.

"No, no, ha, ha."

Youyou blinked and blinked, with a cute and innocent face, "Good brother, don't be angry, even if there is no damage there, if you are angry, other places will be ruined."

Shang Fan smiled, a gentle but enlightened smile, as if he would let him go in the next second.

Then, "451, I'm very interested in the points mall you mentioned."

"Yes, yes, there must be a lot of good things in it! Uncle, you must look carefully! Anyway, it's the points of the system, so don't be polite!"

You You hurriedly agreed, then sneaked his hands under the blanket, and put on pants for himself.

Get your gear on so you can get away!

"Come here, I'll help you." Shang Fan was also looking at the mall at first, but soon noticed his little trick, and reached into the blanket to help Youyou put on his trousers.

As it turns out, he wasn't trying to help with panties at all.

After a while, 451 and 100 were blocked together.

The binding program in Youyou's mind, which had been buried deep from the beginning, has not been completely removed, even if 100 is willing to do so for his life.

There is no other reason, but this program is small, but it can maintain the power of Youyou's host. Once it is completely removed, it is 100% impossible to detect Youyou's actions, but Youyou's immunity and restraint against force majeure will also be Disappear together.

Now is not the time.

So the business can only do small punishment.

Neither 451 nor 100 knew what the process was like, since they were blocked anyway.

Now

"Uncle, if I'm also affected, what will happen?" You You didn't feel nervous at all, lying on the bed thinking wildly, "Will I want to go out? Or..."

"That's why you don't like going out in summer?" Shang Wen rubbed him with a smile,

Youyou nodded, "Well, it's either hot or rainy, and there are so many people in the cool room, it smells like people, or it smells like perfume, and it's tiring to walk."

If it is possible, let alone summer, he can write a small essay on the reasons for not going out in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and demonstrate that it is not good to go out from [-] angles.

But before he could figure out what to say and continued, Shang Fan stopped asking, "Then don't go out, don't go out in the bedroom, how many days will you spend in bed?"

Youyou was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes became heroic and determined, "I also want to live on the bed, so can I not go out to bask in the sun?"

"No."

"..."

Oh, then you still say.

451 spoke weakly next to him, "After you lose your immunity to force majeure, you will also be involved in the plot. Although most of them are fine, there are also amnesia and terminal illness plots. It is very dangerous, and it may come true."

Amnesia and terminal illness, these are the two classic stalks of ancient dog-blood novels.

Youyou thought for a while, then suddenly clicked his tongue, "Hey..."

451 asked: "What's wrong?"

Nothing, I thought of the plot of the book again.

It's still the kind of perverted and 18-point plot.

Originally reserved, shy and timid, he always refused to let his boyfriend do the last little thing. After amnesia, he became very obedient and well-behaved, easy to deceive, to the only boyfriend who remembered his face and name , Give absolute trust and dependence, let me do what you want.

So the boyfriend said very badly, 'We are very affectionate', 'I have lived together so I have done everything', 'These are your favorite toys', 'You used to be very active', etc. The words coaxed him to give up his chastity completely, and he was developed into a particularly powerful cough cough cough.

Although it's a fleshy book, it's really, really touching... Especially when the glasses are taken off, and the later stage is gradually addicted to the subject, and even the expression and personality begin to change, ah~

Youyou covered her nose, and couldn't help blushing.

"Amnesia Play... 451, how did you lose your memory in the original book?"

"Alzheimer's disease, commonly known as senile dementia."

"..."

Forget it, I can't afford it.

You You raised his head, looked at Shang Fan, and at the same time began to think about other ways to play.

Shang Fan also stared at him, and presciently vaccinated, "If you are in a hurry, I can also solve this problem quickly."

The implication is that if you don't mind, you should eliminate System 100 first. Anyway, as long as you have enough energy, there is nothing you can't do.

So, don't think that you can just skin it casually.

Comrade 451 can't understand the current atmosphere at all, and is still looking up the information carefully to provide reference for solving their current troubles, "Also, although with the power of the host, it will be good in the short term, but remember to know the dark side of the business. Before the conversion value is reset to zero, remove the program left by 100 and the power of the host, otherwise the preset program will automatically determine that the host has completed the probation task at that time, taking away the important connection between the business and the world, and finally The time is over."

You You: "So, until then, you have to keep it with you, right?"

451 replied: "Yes!"

Youyou chuckled and picked up the tail.

Blackening value to zero?Isn't it still early!

You can tell that a moment is a moment, no matter what happens in the future!

I was so brave.

The night passed.

One is jumping repeatedly on the verge of death, and the other is on the verge of losing control.

Neither of them slept well.

But Youyou has no dark circles!Because he has a physical buff!

Seeing that he was still full of energy, Shang Fan suddenly felt that he had dug a hole for himself, so he went to the system to recover the buff.

What is the seven times a day non-fainting physical buff, what is the peerless little chrysanthemum buff, where is it convenient for harmonious movement, it is clearly to make Youyou's skin even more powerful.

After taking back the buff, Youyou was stunned for a moment, then blinked.

"Sure enough, there is no buff..."

Seeing his reaction, Shang Yan thought that there was some side effect, felt a little worried, and patted his head, "What's the matter? Will you feel uncomfortable?"

Youyou shook his head, took a deep breath, "No...it's too comfortable."

Shang Yan: "..."

Where is it comfortable?

"Uncle, you don't know how magical these buffs are. With them, I feel like I can squeeze you dry, just like eating a buffet with Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets..." Youyou narrowed his eyes, obviously reminiscing, The expression is vivid and sincere,

"But now, I have finally found the feeling I should have! With the buff gone, everything has become dull, and I don't even want to turn over that notebook to review, only sleep and eating have a trace of attraction... "

After finishing speaking, he yawned big and got back under the covers.

Shang Fan's face darkened: "...?"

Dull?

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