Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

At the critical moment, Chek made a fuss.

Of course, this is only because, as a robot, it has the most basic sensing device, which is equivalent to human hearing. It can also receive external messages during sleep. When a living thing approaches, it will be awakened by the sensing device.

So Chuck suddenly beeped, turned on the wake-up light, changed positions, and made a creaking sound.

Youyou, who was a step away from it, heard it and stopped suddenly.

Ah, I went wrong.

Knowing that Cheek was making trouble ahead, not Youyou, who was familiar with business, he made a decisive decision and changed direction.

The movement was very crisp and neat, standing still, turning to the right, walking in unison, bang dang.

Installed on the door without hesitation.

Use your forehead.

The next second, Youyou whimpered, covered his head and knelt down.

Right behind him, Shang Fan, who had already moved twice and was precisely avoided by Youyou every time, crouched beside him very reluctantly, patted his head, and patted his back.

If it weren't for the fact that Youyou's forehead was really red, and the blindfold was really blocking light, it was impossible to see outside, Shang Fan almost suspected that he did it on purpose.

"It hurts."

"Hmm..." Youyou nodded, rubbing Shangfan's hand aggrievedly, "It hurts."

Shang Fan frowned slightly, looked at his blushing forehead, thought carefully about the way to coax him, then leaned over, blew gently beside him, and kissed him.

Youyou was taken aback for a moment, and his voice brightened a lot, "Huh? It feels... useful!"

How could it be possible that kissing would not hurt anymore.

Shang Fan slandered in his heart, but still kissed again.

Youyou sat on the carpet with a snap, raised her head, and poked her cheek with her fingers, "It hurts here too."

After Shang Fan kissed his cheek, he rubbed his head helplessly, "Why does the cheek hurt?"

Youyou thought for a while with an 'um...', "I accidentally bit my mouth this morning."

It's completely like a made-up excuse, super obvious.

"okay, I get it."

Since he bit his mouth, of course the real injury was not on the outside of the cheek, but on the inside.

Shang Fan bowed his head and went over to help Youyou 'relieve the pain' seriously.

This pain relief method is simple and efficient, and the cost is still low, but the side effects are a bit bullying.

Shang Fan looked at him blushing and panting, and asked in a low voice, "Is there any other discomfort?"

"No, no more..."

"check."

The impromptu dinner on the first floor was left to cool down, but no one patronized it, and it eventually became a supper.

Naturally, the blindfold also resumed its original usage, and was removed shortly thereafter, suspending the blindfold practice.

Afterwards, Shang Fan took Youyou to take a bath, suddenly remembered something, and asked him,

"Why do you have to turn around three times?"

"It's a watermelon game."

"??" Shang Fan didn't understand, "What?"

"Uncle, haven't you played it?" You You explained, "It's a game that is often played at the beach. A watermelon is placed in front of it. The player blindfolded, turns around three times on the spot, and then hits the watermelon with a wooden stick. , the person next to him can tell him which way to go to hit it, if he hits it, the watermelon will shatter, and then he wins!"

"Um……"

Business is silent.

Was it a watermelon?

Youyou blinked, "The same type of game also has nose sticking, but nose sticking is for children, I don't play that."

Shang Wan touched his belly and sighed.

Then you have a lot of backbone.

A few minutes later, Chuck came up with a large cup of fruit tea filled with watermelon, lemon, orange, kumquat and other fruits. Youyou took a big sip and ate the watermelon inside, squinting with satisfaction. open your eyes.

Watermelon is really the perfect fruit. It tastes good when squeezed, and it tastes delicious dry. It is also super crisp, refreshing, sweet and juicy when soaked in fruit tea. When it is iced, it is simply an artifact to cleanse and sublimate the soul!

Going out to taste food and participate in the chef's interview was just like this. Shang Fan was afraid of those sayings that he would go out only when he was blindfolded, put on a toy and handcuffed his hands. Next time, Shang Fan simply asked the chef to come to the villa. There is an extra kitchen in the small house, so that the interviewer can finish the dishes and send them here directly by the housekeeper.

This just avoids the problem of leaving it for too long, which affects the taste and temperature, and does not need to let other people have the opportunity to covet his pomelo.

It seems that it is also perfect.

"Boss Shang, you can't do this!" On the opposite side of the table, Young Master Wang stretched his legs carelessly, with a face full of hatred, "It's fine for you to be a pervert, how can you pull me out as a shield? Ning That would be unreasonable!"

Shang Fan looked at Young Master Wang and sneered, "You are well informed."

A few days ago, Young Master Wang got the news from nowhere, knew the gender of Youyou, and finally figured out that Shang Fan is not a pervert who likes threesomes.

But soon, he positioned Shang Fan as another kind of pervert who likes to play Little Black House.

Young Master Wang slapped the table, "Your family now thinks that I am a pervert who stares at you all day long and treats women as fucks! You also think that it is because of the existence of people like me that you lock people up and don't let them see. Excessive! If I can’t get any news like this, then I’m not a fool!!”

Shang Fan: "This is what you want to talk about? See off the guests."

Deserve it.

"Don't mind!" Young Master Wang smacked his lips and looked at Shang Fan with disgust, "I heard that you are interested in catering recently?"

"Go and play."

"If it's to make the children happy, I have some resources here, and you can borrow them." Young Master Wang smiled, his face was already full of indecency, and his crooked smile showed even more malicious intentions, "What about the conditions?" , I just hope you listen to my advice."

Shang Fan stared at his face, frowning slightly, "Are you such a kind person?"

"I've always been kind. Why don't I donate 3000 million yuan to charity foundations every year?" Young Master Wang snorted, feeling underestimated. You don't usually listen to gossip, you haven't heard about the Su family's affairs, have you?"

Some resources, for a few words of nonsense, are quite appropriate.

Shang Fan was not interested at all, his hands were already in his pockets, he was touching the phone case, a little distracted.

"Oh no."

"In their family, there is a nephew, he, he passed away some time ago."

Gone, which is a euphemism for death.

Shang Fan raised his eyes and looked a little serious.

The plot is far from what he remembers. Although he has never paid attention to these insignificant characters, he just doesn't care about gossip and trifles. Such trivial matters are usually passed on to his ears.

A person with a bit of status like the Su family might have to attend a funeral on behalf of the merchant out of etiquette a few days later.

People who had no problems a few times before, but now they are killed, should not be the result of force majeure interference.

In other words, it is the result of force majeure gradually weakening.

"This young man is usually quite inconspicuous." Young Master Wang lit a cigarette and breathed out slowly, "I heard that he committed suicide, which is quite unexpected."

"suicide?"

"Their family's tutoring is very strict. As you know, the requirements for their children are also surprisingly high. Other families will more or less produce a few trash and prodigal children, but the Su family has never even had an illegitimate child." Young Master Wang He sighed, "This kid is well-behaved and sensible, and he loves to laugh, but he's a little introverted and bored, and he doesn't seem to be very likely to do anything. It is said that it was their old man who stopped him from doing something secretly. He closed his house and thought about his mistakes, but he turned out to be a good boy for more than ten years and suddenly rebelled, trying to sneak out, and when he was discovered, he jumped off the building in fear of being caught."

Hearing this, Shang Fan's complexion became not so good.

"Mr. Shang, I don't like you, but it doesn't mean I'm a dog that bites people when I see them. Everyone thinks that people are doing badly." Young Master Wang talked endlessly in the haze, like a chatter like

"I always think it's a pity for this child. I just want to persuade you. Many people seem to have a good temper and cheerfulness on the surface, but the more temperless and hard-working people are, the easier it is Serious and stubborn, once he reaches the point of collapse, he will be even more shocking. I don't want to see such a pity thing a second time."

"I really didn't wrong you." Shang Fan glanced at Young Master Wang coolly, his poker-like face showed no emotion, "Those who say you stare at me all day are putting it lightly. People like you The degree can no longer be described by staring."

is concerned.

Young Master Wang smiled, "Don't worry, I'm not the same kind of pervert as you." Young Master Wang smiled calmly, "I don't care if you don't listen to what I said today. , Extreme joy begets sorrow, I will rush over to see your jokes as soon as possible."

Cheerful, laughing, well-behaved and sensible, and, somewhat introverted, has been strictly controlled for a long time, young...

Each and every feature seems to be intentionally overlapped on Xiang Youyou's body.

Regarding the matter of the Su family, Shang Fan didn't say anything in the end, but waited for Young Master Wang to say enough, asked what the so-called catering resources were, and then saw off the guests.

messed up?

Extreme joy begets sorrow? ?

After the door was closed, Shang Fan stared at the screen of the mobile phone, his face getting more and more ugly.

It's just an outsider who doesn't know anything, and is an opponent, and suddenly came to say such inexplicable words... His face is too big.

After a moment of silence, Shang Fan picked up the phone and used some contacts to secretly find out how the Su family child died.

Five minutes later, one of his men called back.

"Boss, isn't it? Is their nephew alive?"

"say clearly."

"That's right, this may be a misunderstanding. Their nephew has recently been clamoring to play professional e-sports. He has reached the rebellious period. The old man said that he is not doing his job properly, which has disgraced the Su family. He is so angry that he will be without him in the future." This person, when he died, gave the whole family a ban not to mention this child."

Shang Fan was silent for a few seconds, with a complicated expression, "Then how could it be said that he jumped to his death?"

"Oh, that's right. At that time, he ran away from home and was caught. The Su family sent bodyguards to arrest him. As a result, he climbed to the top of our city logo and jumped - spread out the hang glider and flew away." The assistant said I wanted to laugh and held back, "Because of poor technology, I flew to the suburbs and hung on a tree for a long time."

Shang Fan hung up the phone, went back to the computer, and turned on the surveillance video.

Whenever this kind of mood is unstable and his thoughts are chaotic, he will look at the people in the surveillance, watch and watch, and he will naturally recover, so that he will not be easily influenced by the outside world.

This way of self-soothing has unconsciously become a habit.

However, today, he searched through several screens, only to find that one of the surveillance screens was blocked.

To be precise, it was blocked by a salted fish pillow hanging in front of the monitor. That angle seemed to be intentional.

Fortunately, even if Youyou did it on purpose, he wouldn't know that cameras were installed at other angles, so there were almost no dead spots for monitoring in the room.

Shang Yan switched the screen and looked at the suspicious room from another angle.

I saw Youyou was in front of the phone, striding forward, posing in a very strange posture, dancing with hands and feet, with a serious expression, shouted 'hey ha', and slapped the air.

Of course, the air was still still and nothing happened.

After finishing this action, he ran to the front of the phone, tapped it, then went back to change the direction, continued to pose, do movements, and talk to himself.

He sent a message to 451, asking what Youyou was doing.

451 is the second reply: I am doing the nirvana of xx Kamen Warrior!

This time, without waiting for Shang Fan to ask, 100 took the initiative to collapse and sent a message.

System 100: [The latest monitoring news] The range of characters with complete souls is spreading from all supporting roles and cannon fodder to passers-by who have no names and have never appeared before.

Shangyan: What is Youyou doing?

System 100: He has a netizen who is studying animation, and he was helping to record action demonstrations just now.

Business: ...

System 100: If you are jealous, I can put a code on the face of the video he sent.

[Hint: 451 to join the group chat]

451 popped up to join in the fun: coding is my best skill!Let me go!

Then Swipe Lala sent a series of pictures that can be coded, including the emoji version of the cat head, pig head, dog head, panda head, and storm head.

System 100: ...?

451 sent another picture: Oh, Youyou said he wanted to use this!

【Grass Mud Horse Chew Chew Chew.gif】

[Hint: YOYO joins the group chat]

YOYO: Uncle, don't worry!My face is only for you to see!I only see you alone!You are so jealous, please continue to be a duck!

The author has something to say: #小剧情一号#

You You: Young Master Wang, you are scaring my uncle with this kind of thing, are you childish, Wang Sansui! !

Wang Sansui:? ? ?What?Is this a fake? !

#Little Theater No. [-]#

YOYO: Don't listen to that old Wang next door!Don't reflect on yourself!Keep imprisoning me thank you!

[Shang Fan has withdrawn from the group chat]