All the stars are waiting for me to grow fruit

Ye Jiu waited outside the forest for a long time before Ye Yue came out.

Although I know that the other party is avoiding me, I just don't want to let myself know, but I feel curious if I don't ask.

But before he opened his mouth, Ye Yue stuffed something into his hand.

Ye Jiu took a closer look and saw that it was a handful of hyphae, and he was overjoyed: "That's why you sent me away on purpose?"

"En." Ye Yue nodded, caressing her ring indiscriminately, the Mianmenghua liquid was still inside.

"Hey——" Ye Jiu kissed him unceremoniously, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch——

"That way we'll have mushrooms to eat in winter."

"Oh, why didn't I think of it? That mushroom can give birth to millions of children every year, and it's no problem to go to it and ask for hundreds or thousands."

“Cold mycelium is also delicious”

"" The corner of Ye Yue's mouth twitched——

Is it really okay to just talk about eating other people's children in the mushroom area?

In the end, Ye Yue still didn't hold back Ye Jiu, and after wiping her face, the two went back home halfway——

I just don't know how many children that mushroom has accumulated after so many years.

Everyone here can't sit still.

Just now, all the stems and leaves of the taro suddenly fell off and merged into the soil, leaving only the exposed rhizome and two large leaves. Everyone who had been staring at it suddenly understood that the taro had matured.

Everyone looked at each other, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and no one dared to take a step forward.

Shi Ming stared at Tian, ​​smiled suddenly, and then rolled up his sleeves: "Since none of you are willing, then I will come."

Before, he thought that the potatoes here were interesting enough, but he didn't catch up with the first time when they were ripe, so he couldn't let them go this time.

"Aww~~~" Fingel dragged his clothes back with his mouth——

Brother can't take risks!

"" Seeing this scene, Yan Xu's expression was subtle, but he still stopped his young master who likes to make trouble——

"Didn't Abel say that before, we'll talk about it when Master Ye Xiu comes back."

"Who knows when he will come back? It was agreed that the sun was in the west, and it is almost dark now. Whether he will come back tonight or not is another matter."

"Then tomorrow"

"Wow~Wow! Meow!" Fingel agreed with Yan Xu's point of view in three languages ​​proficiently.

"You see, even dogs know that they have to pick up hot shit when they eat it. This field won't be fresh after it's over."

Shi Ming opened his eyes and spoke nonsense, casually misinterpreting Finger's meaning.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow" growled, indicating that it is a wolf and it doesn't eat shit, even if it's hot.

"Master! That's not the point! I'm worried about your safety! Safety!"

"It's alright, alright, I'll find someone to accompany me." Shi Ming misinterpreted Yan Xu's meaning again, he looked around among the slaves, and locked his eyes on a fat man: "It's just you."

The big backed head who was suddenly named: "????"

"It's just you. If you're a man, don't talk about it. Come into the field with me."

Dabeitou instantly understood, was he named just because he was a human among all the slaves?

In the midst of ridicule, Dabeitou burst into tears, why didn't he say to find a slave to accompany him?

Yan Xu's face was ashen, he couldn't control his young master anymore, so he took out his optical brain and started to complain to the young master, because he was too angry, he made a "ba ba ba" sound——

[Young Master!I can't control Second Young Master anymore. Ever since he met an Earl netizen and visited him as a guest, he has completely disobeyed me. Not only that, he also recognized a younger brother for you, Third Young Master Gou. Now Only you can control him. 】

With new and old grudges added together, Yan Xu has lost his composure, the logic of writing is in a mess, and the rhythm is flying.

After waiting for a few minutes, there was a reply over there——

[Got it, things have been done, send me the coordinates, I'll be right there. 】

After Yan Xu finished reading, his heart immediately calmed down a lot. Sure enough, the young master already knew the seriousness of the matter. When he looked up, he was shocked for a moment, and then rubbed his eyes——

"Second young master?!"

The method of picking taro, Ye Jiu hadn’t had time to demonstrate it to the slaves, so Da Beitou searched with “[-] degrees” on the optical brain, and then taught it to Shi Ming——

"It's very simple. First, remove the soil next to the taro, and then see this big stem? Grab this and pull it in, so that the taro will be least damaged."

"Then separate the child taro from the mother taro, and remove the stems and leaves on it."

Dabeitou scraped away the soil next to the taro, and was slapped by the big leaf of the taro before he finished speaking.

"Oh, ouch, didn't I just pick up some soil? You still don't want to show your face? Are you shy? You slapped me." The big back laughed, and his tense expression relaxed.

What he is most afraid of is that the taro will not respond. Now that he knows that they will sting people, he is relieved.

Shi Ming: ""

For some reason, he understands every word in this sentence, but when they are connected together, he feels

Is there something wrong with this person?

Shi Ming, who has never experienced great violence, does not understand what it means to have fun while suffering.

So he didn't pick it up at all, and just looked at Dabeitou from the side.

Having experienced the lesson from last time, Dabeitou didn't dare to take it lightly. He carefully grabbed the root that kept trying to whip him, and then pulled it out——

The layers of taro were pulled out, and there were seven or eight of them after a rough count.

"A great harvest"

It's just that the newly unearthed taro is still covered with a layer of brown leaves, and the child taro is tightly attached to the mother taro.

"Little brother, my brother is going to take off your clothes, don't resist, you are a boy, aren't you? Boys can't just pick people up, that's what girls do."

Shi Ming silently took a step back, he felt that if he was this taro, he would definitely reward him with that thing hundreds of years ago, yes, the socialist iron fist.

It can't be displayed below his neck.

But he couldn't bear to look at it, so he chose a further distance, tilted his head forward, and tried not to get close to Dabei's head.

At this time, Dabeitou just uncovered the coating on the taro, and he muttered while peeling off——

"This one just sucks people, it's much gentler than that potato"

Immediately afterwards, the two were sprayed with white powder.

The big leaves on the taro head shook, and the time was counted, as if they were counting something.

It originally lost one of its seven or eight yams, and when it saw this, it sadly wrapped up its little quilt that was a little empty.

"What the hell is this? Do you even grind yourself into powder?"

The last time the potato picked itself, this one is even better, it directly grinds itself into powder, saving even the manual step, is the skinning lord's men so conscious about the crops?

The awareness is really high.

Dabeitou wiped off his face in embarrassment, then blinked.

It seems that there is no discomfort?

Dabei looked around and found that there was an empty field around him, and even the guy named Shi Ming just now didn't know where he went.

Will that taro still teleport?Dabeitou felt that something was wrong. Suddenly, there was a "rumbling" sound behind him. When he looked back, his eyes suddenly burst into tears——

One by one longan fruit trees actually drilled out of the soil!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The memory of being hung up and beaten was too tragic, and the one with the back of his head "ahhh" ran forward.

Immediately afterwards, he was suddenly tripped by his feet, and rushed to the street with a "baji".

The slaves outside the field were stunned to see that after the two were sprayed with powder, they turned around and ran away as if they had seen something terrifying.

But at some point in the field, green grass knots appeared, one after another, like a green net.

The two people who were running at full speed suddenly fell to the ground.

But it was far from over, the grass knots that tripped them suddenly tightened, one by one the taro came out, slapped the big leaves on their heads, and flew into the sky with the person hanging upside down.

From a distance, it looks like a confession balloon.

The two flew in different directions. Shi Ming flew straight into the sky, while the taros who were dragging their big-backed heads turned around. Not far away, there was a ditch dug for watering

"Grumpy"

Dabeitou felt like a piece of fat cow in a hot pot, being rinsed in the ditch in the law of "swinging water up and down three times".

He paid a deep price for his cheap mouth.

When Yan Xu looked up from the screen, what he saw was this scene.

He was so frightened that his soul flew away, he grabbed the Juyan tribe who was watching by his side, and asked sharply: "What's going on?"

The giant rock slave was also dumbfounded, and scratched his head when he saw this: "You know, the fields planted by our master have always been a little strange."

"Tao, reason, I, all, understand!" Yan Xu said every word, gnashing his teeth——

"But young master, why is he flying in the sky?!"

"Is your young master called Wei Xiao?"

A Goring with a bit of a temper came up and said with a smile.

"What do you mean?" Yan Xu turned his head slowly.

The Goring continued to smile: "Isn't there an old song?"

And so he sang—

"Smiles fly in the sky~~~"

The Gorings intended to enliven the atmosphere, but Yan Xu said that he was not enlivened, and wanted to beat the opponent out of a b-box.

at the same time--

A low-key black spaceship landed slowly under Abel's instructions, and the person sitting inside straightened his neckline and turned a page of the book.

Su Yi actually doesn't like to read books, but he only reads them at certain times.

For example, the trouble-making younger brother who is about to meet.

He took a sip of the health-preserving tea next to him, which contained an extremely precious wolfberry.

He and Shi Ming are not biological brothers, they just grew up in an orphanage, he is an adult first, so he has to be responsible to Shi Ming

"call out--"

Shi Ming suddenly tilted his head, his expression was solemn, his younger brother's face seemed to flash past the window just now?

How is it possible, this is an altitude of 500 meters.

The people below were still helpless, at this moment, they only heard "咻——"

An arrow pierced through the air, with a very high aim, and shot through the junction of the mother taro and the rhizome in one shot.

Without the rhizome, the leaves are useless, and then "咻咻咻", all the joints were shot off, and Shi Ming, who was hanging on the taro, finally fell off.

At some point, Muse appeared on the opposite roof with a bow and arrow. Seeing that the guests had been rescued, she nodded towards Yan Xu and Abel, and then drifted away.

Only then did the slaves come to their senses and applauded in admiration.

Amid the applause of "papapa", Shi Ming fell to the ground with a "papapa", and then rolled a few times on the flat ground in embarrassment. A standard "hen squat".

stopped in front of a spaceship.

He belatedly felt that this spaceship looked familiar.

The familiarity made him shudder.

Just when he was about to escape, the door of the spaceship opened slowly, and Su Yi, who had just taken a step, saw the person in front of him, and took his foot back again.

After discovering that this was indeed his arrogant younger brother, he walked out and chuckled——

"You know that you have caused trouble, and you confessed to me in advance?"

"Not bad, the posture is quite sincere."

Shi Ming: "Hehe"

You bitch.

The author has something to say:

Ye Xiu: Let me introduce a new dish to you: cold salad with children.

Taro: Show a talent for the master: I am a fan of myself

Dabeitou: I will write a small soft article: On the consequences of molesting a good family taro...