[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

While waiting for Yoko not to come, Dazai decided to find the way by himself. As a result, he kept spinning in the deep mountains and old forests. The position of the sun and the moon, the angle of plant growth, and even the electronic compass on his mobile phone could not guide him to the place. in the right direction.

"Oh, I got lost."

Dazai glanced at his phone, it was around seven o'clock in the morning, and it stands to reason that the sun should have risen long ago.

Even if it is winter, it should be dawn at this time, but the forest is gray... and this place is not in the right season.

The leaves are green, the air is humid and warm, the forest is filled with gray mist, the sky is dark, and people walking in the mountains are like blind people.

Where did that wayward lady throw him?

A blind man accidentally tripped over a tree root, rolled down the hillside like a ball, and finally hit a big rotten wooden stake.

Fortunately, the wood is soft and the slope is gentle. Although Dazai was knocked to pieces, he looked embarrassed but did not suffer any substantial injuries.

He spread his body dizzily among the blades of grass, with an expression of losing his dreams, and paired with the rotten wooden stakes, he looked like a huge mushroom.

Still a poisonous big mushroom.

"Although I really want to die, I don't want to starve to death in this weird forest. It can't really be that I have done too many bad things. God sent that lady to punish me."

Dazai murmured: "How is that possible? Thinking about it carefully, I have done a lot of good things."

He counted the good deeds he had done with his fingers——

Spending money to help the leader counts as one thing.

Using your own gossip to entertain Hong Kong black people is one thing.

Diverting Yoko's gaze and making her like someone else was one thing.

……

Dazai counted it all, and finally realized that he was really a good boy like a god.

After thinking about it, he lay in the pile of grass leaves and didn't want to move.

It seems that it is not impossible to lie down all the time.

"I just miss strawberry-flavored lollipops... well, and canned crab meat." He said softly in a sigh-like voice.

"Young man?"

In a trance, there seemed to be a voice in my ear.

hallucinations?

"Pretty boy?"

Dazai jumped up from the ground.

He looked expressionlessly at the source of the voice——

It was an old man with wrinkles and age spots on his face. He was as ugly as he could be. He was wearing ancient costumes, with a pale complexion, long and thinning hair, crazy, and his body still smelled like corpses.

He showed a wretched smile, a pair of small eyes seemed to be slits cut by a knife, and there was a strange red light in the slits.

"Hey hey, I have a 'lollipop' here, come and eat~"

Dazai: "..."

He ran away.

Whether you want to die or don't want to live, you don't have any thoughts in the face of this ghost.

"Hey hey hey, hey hey hey, don't run away, come here to eat lollipops~"

·

Yoko thought about it for a long time before remembering where she left Dazai last night.

It should be the small woods around Hakone, not too far from the hotel. If you climb by yourself, you will definitely be able to climb back, but you will suffer from the cold.

She said to Alice who was playing chess with her: "It stands to reason that he has cheated me so many times, so I should hang him outside and let the cold winter teach him how to be a man. But I can't bear it... hey , How can your queen eat my king? That's not the rule."

"Is there any problem?" Alice tilted her head: "The queen ate the king, she is the biggest in the palace, she can support her son to the throne, and then listen to the government behind the curtain."

"Then my soldiers want to eat your queen, this is called the next attack!"

Yoko said unconvinced: "The princes and generals are kind to each other, watch me rise up and become king on my own!"

The chessboard was treated as a play by the two, and the chess was played in a mess, and finally Yoko pushed the chess piece: "Forget it, I'll go find Dazai."

If this was in Yokohama, a city under her full control, she would definitely hang people out.

Oh, disqualification in the world!

Oh, second child!

Oh, you liar!

The blond little loli shrugged: "He is your child's father, you must look for him."

"No, it's really not ours... Forget it."

Yoko found that the more he explained, the more he couldn't explain clearly. This group of people nodded "Oh, I understand" in front of them, but they didn't know how to slander them behind their backs.

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became.

"No, I can't be the only one who gets killed!"

She squeezed her chin, and a wicked idea popped into her mind.

"Alice sauce, do me a favor..."

·

After that, Yoko ran to the forest to look for someone, but he couldn't find Dazai at all.

"Where did he go?" She frowned and murmured, "Could it be that he went back by himself?"

She turned around again, inexplicably feeling that Dazai's breath was nearby, but she couldn't see him.

"Hakone!" Yoko stomped his feet and shouted loudly, "Come out of Hakone, if you don't come out, I'll demolish the city!"

The threat worked in the end, and a scruffy young man appeared in front of her with a bang.

He was wearing a loose bathrobe, exposing his collarbone and a small piece of chest. He pulled out one hand from the cuff and put it in the fabric of the chest and abdomen, letting the sleeve swing aside.

The young man half-opened one sleepy eye, and yawned a long time, feeling depressed and depressed.

If you don't look at the "tattoos" of the same black chain chain in Yokohama all over his body and cheeks, this is a useless otaku.

"Why, don't you know it's immoral to disturb people's dreams..."

Yoko raised his eyebrows: "Why are you so lazy, you might as well just sleep to death."

Hakone yawned again, and said in a long voice, "Oh, then I'll go."

"...You come back, I need to find someone." Yoko grabbed his sleeve.

Hakone didn't ask her why she was looking for someone, but just said, "What does it look like?"

"A good-looking boy with curly hair and bandages."

"Oh, then I see."

Hakone muttered, and with a bang, two people appeared out of thin air in front of Yukimura Seichi, who was on vacation in Hakone, one of whom he had seen before.

He recently had a minor injury playing tennis, and his elbow happened to be bandaged.

"Hey, isn't this Miss Yoko?" The beautiful teenager showed a bright smile like a flower: "How are you doing recently?"

"Yukimura-kun? Ah, I'm sorry I found the wrong person!"

With a "bang", the two disappeared as suddenly as when they came.

Yukimura: "... She is really a girl like the wind."

In another corner of the town, there was another "bang", and Bai Ma Tan, who was also on vacation with his family, became alive in the room.

"Who!!!"

Seven or eight-year-old Baima Tan accidentally injured his finger and wrapped it with a bandage.

Yoko wanted to bite Hakone angrily: "This is Shota, not a boy! Can you be more reliable!"

The third time, I finally found the right person.

It's still the same forest as before, but this time it seems to have crossed into someone's territory.

Seasons and mist that do not conform to the rules of nature, the boy being chased, and the boy chasing the boy while "hehehe"...are they monsters?

"It's him, the person I'm looking for!"

Hakone threw Yoko away, but ran away first.

——It is estimated that Yokohama is going to fight, and I am too tired from fighting, so I slipped away!

"Wait, I'm going to give you 'pages'—"

"No, no, keep it for yourself!" A distant voice came: "I just want to sleep, and I don't want to make trouble."

Yoko: "..."

·

From Dazai's point of view, it was Yoko who descended from the sky, stepped on the monster's head with heroic spirit, and stepped that wretched old face directly into the mud.

"We Yokohama people, do you dare to move?"

With force under her feet, she crushed the monster's head into the mud, and said with contempt: "Let you hee hee hee! Now one more hee?"

Dazai was silent for a moment, then smiled nonchalantly: "Miss—"

"To shut up!"

Yoko said with a cold face.

Dazai shut up instantly, he had never been so obedient before.

What a shrewd person Dazai is, he is terribly accurate in grasping other people's emotions.

He can accurately step on the thunder line and repeatedly test, and spread his wings on the verge of being beaten, without really causing himself unbearable disasters.

For example, Yoko's anger value is almost off the charts, and he must not be messed with.

Yoko squinted his eyes, bent down to identify the type of youkai: "Are you a... Kurozuka?"

She is not the Kyoto where youkai nest, nor is she a Yato from a professional background, and she is not proficient in distinguishing the types of youkai.

The monster at the foot whimpered, sniffling while crying: "Yes...it's Heizuka."

Don't say he is Heizuka, even if he is not, you have to say yes at this time!

"Heizuka?" Dazai asked suspiciously.

"Before he was alive, he was a lecherous old man who liked to molest women from good families. He was beaten to death in the end and turned into a ghost after death."

Yoko explained.

She paused, glanced at Dazai, and continued: "After transforming into a fierce ghost, he will attack pretty women and cut off their heads for collection."

The smile on Dazai's face froze, he paused every word: "You look good, girl?"

The black mound at Yoko's feet was still crying, sobbing and wiping away tears, he said: "There is not only one black mound in the world, he liked pretty boys before he was alive..."

Dazai: "..."

Yoko glanced back at Dazai.

Well, it's pretty...

Although he is still very angry when he thinks about those things before, Yoko inexplicably feels that his anger has subsided a lot.

Not only did I lose my anger a lot, but I also wanted to look up to the sky and laugh three times hahaha—it was so relieved!

At this time, both Dazai and Yoko relaxed their control over Kurozuka.

Its eyes flashed red, it slid into the soil all at once, crawled out of the soil again, a crack appeared in the air, and it burrowed in extremely fast.

"The gate of the ghost city in Hakone?"

Who is Yoko?

She is Yokohama, the toughest of all cities.

She stretched out her hand, like Aju who was counting the plates, and took Heizuka out of the door.

However, Heizuka's ending was a bit miserable. Unlike Aju's scary ghost who counted all the dishes, this is a murderous ghost.That being the case, Yoko was not afraid of making a killing, and stepped on it directly.

As soon as Kurozuka died, the forest returned to its original state.

Yoko glanced at his shoes, frowned in disgust, and looked at Dazai again: "Tell me, do you want the coffin with a reversible lid or a sliding lid?"

"Burials are not allowed now, miss."

Yoko looked at him threateningly: "Huh?"

"Hey, I choose the smart one."

Yoko glared at him angrily: "Let's go."

Dazai shut his mouth firmly, and obediently followed behind Yoko.

There was a silence behind him, so Yoko glanced back at him.

The boy was only wearing a thin layer of bathrobe provided by the hotel. Even though the winter in Hakone is far less cold than in Yokohama, he was wearing too little.

Yoko immediately took off his cloak and threw it on Dazai's head.

She puffed her cheeks, and the boss said unwillingly: "If you are sick, I won't be able to beat you."

Dazai tore off the cloak from his head, a bit speechless.

Because he remembered the princess hug last night.

Well, there is nothing to say about this young lady's boyfriend power.

"Then it's better for me to be sick." Dazai said with a smile: "Maybe Miss will love me more then?"

In order to save a beating, it doesn't hurt to be sick.

Although he still doesn't know why Yoko beat her up, but thinking about what he has lied and done... well, he seems to know why.

What Dazai thinks most is the exposure of the "disqualification in the world".

But he had no idea that there was a 'son' waiting for him at the hotel!

The author has something to say: Thank you for the two mines cast by Spicy Ribs, thank you for the one mine cast by Happy Clover, I love you all, and I love you~