[Comprehensive] Forced to Mary Sue

Hashirama made a marriage contract with Miss Mito of the Uzumaki clan a long time ago. At that time, Hashirama was still a little kid who would run around with a snot in his nose, and Mito had just been born.

In a blink of an eye, they were getting married.

This is a happy event, and everyone in the Senshou family rejoiced. Even when I went to buy natto, the proprietress would sigh, "That Hashirama who only dragged my Xiaozuo to throw dice back then is getting married too. Work hard", and then give me a [-]% discount.

Holding a bowl of natto, I sighed in the rare cool breeze whether I have been abandoned by this society.

Because Hashirama and Tobima are busy with the affairs of the clan, Foma entrusted me with the historic task of going to the border of the Fire Country to welcome the bride.

I feel that my life is too predestined to see off relatives and welcome relatives, so I can't help but sigh whether I am a natural matchmaker. Since every task assigned to me by Buddha will let me have close contact with Uchiha, after receiving this task , I rarely complained: "Old man, do you think I will meet the Uchiha clan this time?"

Probably because of this happy event, Fojian’s spirit has improved a lot in the past few days. After hearing what I said, he still has the strength to give me a blank look: "Why are the Uchiha clan going to snatch a marriage?"

I thought for a while: "...This is not impossible."

"..."

Fojian took a deep breath and said expressionlessly, "Go."

Me: "...Hmph, I'm not leaving!"

Fojian suddenly thought of something, and looked at me again: "Ah, it will be your turn in a few years, Zhuanjian, your marriage contract with the eldest son of Patriarch Qiudao will also be fulfilled..."

Me: "...I'll go!"

"..."

In any case, Tanggu Tongjian organized a wedding party, led by me, and embarked on the journey to welcome the bride.This team is all the beautiful teenagers and boys and girls of the Thousand Hands Clan. In Tanggu Tongjian's words, they want to completely defeat the Uzumaki Clan starting from the appearance of the envoys.

When she said this, Tobuma said coolly on the side: "But we will lose completely in the item of marriage partner's appearance."

Hearing this, Hashirama fell into a strange black negative emotion: "Tobima, in your heart, do I look so ugly, big brother..."

Tobima turned away from looking at him.

"I thought you wouldn't care about such things." I stood on tiptoe and patted his head, "Anyway, brother, your hairstyle is the most normal among the thousand-handed clan."

"I'm not going to be happy about that."

"Well, you are more handsome than the second brother." I shrugged helplessly, "You stay at home obediently and wait for me to bring your wife back."

Hashirama touched his nose: "Then I'll try to be happy."

"Brother, you actually learned the arrogance of the second brother."

"I learned this from you."

...Such farewells are commonplace in the eyes of the Thousand Hands Clan. After exchanging greetings, I waved to them and trotted to the head of the welcoming team: "Let's go!"

The Land of Vortex is located on the peninsula in the southeast of the Land of Fire, surrounded by water on three sides, and the center of the land is low-lying. Compared with the vast Land of Fire, it is as inconspicuous as a grain of dust.The Uzumaki family has lived here for generations.According to the Buddha, the Qianshou clan and the Uzumaki clan have been close friends for generations, and several ancestors of the Qianshou clan have married female ninjas of the Uzumaki clan.

As for the Uzumaki clan, in addition to being born with longevity and being good at sealing techniques, Fojian also said: "Personality...it should be a good match with Zhujian..."

... I don't know the character of Uzumaki Mito, but as long as I think of Uzumaki Kushina in the future, I can't help but light a candle for Hashirama.

The distance between the land of the Thousand Hands and the Uzumaki Land is not very far, and it takes less than two days for a ninja to arrive there. Our sincerity, so each of us dressed up beautifully, and this also caused us to not be able to rush as usual, so as not to look dusty when we arrived.

Everyone in this team is not only good-looking (yes, including me), but also strong on the battlefield (yes, including me), such a group of people drove to the border , naturally attracted the attention of many people.When we stopped to make some adjustments along the way, we would always get special care from the owner or the proprietress, whether we were staying in a shop or having a meal.

Sure enough, face is justice!

By the time we had a short break and left the town, everyone’s storage scrolls had already contained a lot of food, and the handful of military food pills that Uncle Zangjian Tang gave me when we set off had already been sealed into the scrolls by me. deepest.

From the land of the Thousand Hands to the Land of Urls, the scenery along the way gradually changes from mountains and forests to rivers and then to vast lakes. The closer you get to the Land of Urls, the more you feel that this is a country surrounded by water.

It's just that the thicker and thicker fog along the way makes me feel strange.

This is different from the land of the Thousand Hands that is shrouded in hot summer. Walking in the dense fog only makes people feel colder and colder.A group of us walked on the embankment of a lake, the fog was so thick that we could hardly see the water surface, Ji Ye folded his arms and shook a few times: "The country of vortex is not the country of water, why is there such a thick fog."

"Maybe it's because there's a lot of water..." A young man with a hedgehog spread out a map, observed it carefully, and said, "There's a village not far ahead, we can take a rest there..."

Before he finished speaking, a figure jumped out of the water. The ninja knife in his hand was only taken at his throat. I reflexively stepped forward and kicked the man's hand, kicking him away. He has already stepped forward and bound him.This series of changes made the hedgehog boy's eyes wide open. He shook the map in his hand and looked at me: "Thank you, Mr. Zhujian."

"Be a little more careful." I folded my hands and stood behind the team, looking at the lake surface in the mist, I always felt an ominous premonition.

After being on the battlefield, I have this feeling every time I am in danger, just like the teacher rolls names a few minutes before class.I ordered the team to stand by and then asked Ji Ye to interrogate the man.

After a while, Ji Ye ran back and told me: "Master Zhuanjian, that person is dead."

...I don't remember my kick being so powerful.

"He committed suicide by taking poison." Ji Ye said, frowning, "Looking at his attire, he should be a ninja from the Kingdom of Water."

The people in the team were a little surprised. It stands to reason that the five major countries are now in civil strife, and the ninjas of all countries are being directed by the domestic city lord, so there is no energy to invade other countries.The hedgehog boy came to me with a map in his arms and asked, "Master Zhuanjian, should we go to the village ahead?"

"Go." I replied, "If I'm not mistaken, that village is probably deserted."

……

And the facts also confirmed my conjecture. When we walked across the embankment and approached the entrance of the village, we saw more than a dozen corpses lying on the ground, all dressed up as ordinary villagers. Ji Ye took people to investigate for a while and found that the surrounding area His blood had coagulated, and he seemed to have been dead for a long time.

When entering the village, you will find that there are dead villagers on both sides of the road, large and small bundles and some worthless household items are scattered among them, the blood-stained signboards of the shops are shaking in mid-air, and you can even see them among the corpses. A baby still in swaddling.This village, which is not considered small on the map, has been brutally wiped out.

"Damn it! Those butchers from the Land of Water!" Someone in the team said through gritted teeth, and the others echoed.

Our family welcoming team is still just children. Although we have been on the battlefield and saw many dead people, we have never seen such a large-scale massacre of civilians. It was hard to accept for a while.I looked at the village that seemed to have stopped the flow of time in the mist, and then led the ninjas in the team who were good at earth escape to create a deep pit outside the village, and then buried all the dead villagers.

After finishing all this, Ji Ye and I collected some firewood in the forest outside the village, and then led the team back to the central street of the village.The originally bright and bright clothes were more or less stained with blood during the process of burying the villagers. Everyone was ashamed, and they did not return to the vigor they had when they set off. Instead, they leaned against the roadside wall dejectedly, and the hedgehog among them The boy in the head was still muttering: "How can we meet Mito-sama like this..."

Ji Ye and I put the firewood on the blood-stained interface, and I made a series of seals with both hands: "Fire Escape · Hao Fireball Art!"

I, who was originally a water attribute chakra, spat out a small fireball with difficulty, and then lit the firewood. Finally, a ray of light appeared on the street that was originally shrouded in fog.

The hedgehog-headed boy just now widened his eyes again: "Master Bricken, you actually know how to use the Uchiha clan's fire escape ninjutsu?"

I sat under the bonfire and touched the back of my head: "I have fought with the Uchiha clan for so many years, at least I can secretly learn one or two simple techniques."

I have to say, it's really useful.

With the fire, everyone’s emotions eased a little. They slowly gathered around the bonfire, took out the food sealed in the scroll to share, and then began to tell the story of their first battle. Some people didn't realize it after killing someone, and some almost never came back.And when it was my turn, I held a bowl of natto, thought for a while, and said, "This is the first time I went to the battlefield... I got a grilled fish."

"Master Zhuanjian, we are talking about going to the battlefield, the battlefield! Not going to the competition to catch fish!"

"What I'm talking about is going to the battlefield." I rolled my eyes at the protesting man, and continued, "I lost two companions that time, and I ran away alone for a long time. I was so hungry that my stomach almost ate my intestines. gone."

"...Master Brick, your analogy is really disgusting."

"Don't interrupt!" I slapped that kid on the forehead, and then continued, "...then I met a Uchiha man."

"Hey! Master Brick, are you sure that the fish was roasted and not you!"

"..."

"Help! Lord Zhuanjian, don't kill me!"

"..."

"Come let me test your skills!"

"..."

"Master Brick, let him go."

A group of people started to fish in troubled waters in the name of persuading a fight, and fought together. Later, a harmonious campfire conversation evolved into a skill competition among the younger generation of the Thousand Hands Clan. I successfully escaped from the battle and sat cross-legged by the campfire Eat natto on the table and watch the fun.

When the teenagers had had enough, they started the men's group activity: going to the piss together.Before leaving, the hedgehog-headed boy asked Ji Ye if he wanted to go with him, but Ji Ye, who was so angry from embarrassment, punched and dislocated his jaw.I laughed uncontrollably on the side, then called Ji Ye to sit beside me, and then took out my private collection from the sealed scroll.

A suckling pig.

Ji Ye's eyes widened: "Master Zhuanjian actually hid this."

"Aunt Tongma gave it to me before I left." I said, looking at the golden luster of the roast suckling pig under the light of the fire, I closed my eyes and sniffed it, and said intoxicated, "It's really delicious in the world."

However, before we could enjoy the delicacy, a young man rushed over with his underpants in his hands. He was not surprised when he saw the shiny and tender roast suckling pig, but shouted: "Master Zhuanjian, we found it at the entrance of the village. A group of water country ninjas are chasing and killing a young man of Pingming, God help them to help, let me inform you!"

I reluctantly sealed the roast suckling pig back, took Ji Ye, and ran towards the entrance of the village with the boy in shorts.

When we arrived, a fierce battle had already begun at the entrance of the village. A group of water country ninjas were fighting with a group of boys in shorts.Looking at the group of boys in shorts, I just felt a splitting headache.

Are you really going to pee? Hey!Or is it that you are actually all from the Pengo Lie family!

After defeating all the ninjas from the land of water, the hedgehog-headed boy gave the answer: "We just think the moonlight is just right... why don't you take a bath..."

……

I turned my head, I was already desperate for the teenagers of the Thousand Hands Clan.

Once the ninjas in the country of water failed, they immediately bit off the poison sac hidden under their tongues and committed suicide by taking the poison, so they didn't ask anything from their mouths.And the civilian youth who was rescued by us did not say a word from the beginning, and followed us to the bonfire with his hands folded like an old man.

He looks very ordinary, wearing a dark blue kimono, no different from ordinary villagers, but for some reason, I always feel that he exudes a domineering aura, as if he can scare people twice with his eyes in the next second So much so that when we got back to the campfire, I offered to offer up my stash of roast suckling pig.

Facing Ji Ye's questioning eyes, I said solemnly: "This little brother must have been frightened, and he needs delicious food to comfort his frightened heart."

God knows how much pain I endured.

The civilian youth started it very rudely. Every time he chewed a mouthful, I felt a torment in my heart. When he was full, my heart was already bleeding profusely.

"Thank you for your hospitality." He smiled at me.

To be honest, such an ordinary face with such a smile is actually somewhat handsome.

It's just that I suddenly feel a little kidney pain.