[APH] Confessions of the Day

?After I experienced a series of miraculous events such as "breaking the dimensional wall", "restarting the new character design", "being issued a good person card", etc., I once again completed a new feat in life.

Let's go back in time to an hour ago.At that time, while searching for yogurt in the refrigerator, I struggled with how to naturally "accidentally" discover the deeply hidden secret that the male god is the state.

That’s right, please call me Ji Jitong_(:з)∠)_

Just after I vetoed the plan to expose the true face of the male god by talking about history, which sounded plausible, but was not reliable at all, I wisely decided to find a male god after a period of time when I got closer to the male god. God asks calligraphy to brush up the male god's favorability by the way.So I happily turned on the computer to browse the international news to open my mind.

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After I finished reading the news, it was already noon, and my parents couldn't go home for dinner because of overtime, so I got dressed and planned to go out for some fast food.It turned out that when I walked out of the house I realized that this is not where I used to live and I didn't know where to go to the nearest restaurant.

The most important thing is that I forgot to bring money.

Afterwards, I realized first-hand what misfortunes never come singly.First, I twisted my right foot when I went upstairs because the weather was too hot, and then I jumped to the seventh floor with one foot and found that I didn't bring the key.

What a day of disaster.

I pressed my empty pocket, and guessed that I would probably sit in front of the house for five or six hours.The thought of staying in this stuffy corridor to feed mosquitoes made me wilt.

Just when I was bored and was about to clear my throat and sing a song called "Little Cabbage, Dilihuang" to express my bitterness, I saw the male god who was going upstairs.So I didn't catch my breath and ended up choking on my own saliva.

"Cough...cough cough cough..." Holding on to the door frame and coughing like hell, I saw Wang Yao running towards me with a worried face in my tears. While feeling relieved, I desperately waved at him to signal that I was okay, and then My hand holding the door frame lost my strength and fell to the ground.

Yes, it was the kind of posture where all five bodies fell to the ground, and I fell directly in front of the male god I was thinking of with tears all over my face.

Damn it, let me die.

"...Pfft." The male god who was smirked by me again.

It's better to let the world die.

"Lan Jiu, you should pay attention when you go out in the future. It's better for such... accidents to be as rare as possible." Wang Yao looked at the man in front of him who was ashamed of making a fool of himself, buried his head in his knees, and tried to shrink himself into a ball. The girl shook her head helplessly and sighed.

(Always feel that my new neighbor is always too shy when facing me? And...what is that pilgrimage-like expression...)

It's over!My image in Yaojun's heart is complete! !I held my head and tried to bury my head in my pants, only a row of bloody red exclamation marks remained in my brain.

I'm so stupid, really.I know that I don't need to be too anxious to get closer to the male god... Hey, male male male male... male god! ?

I raised my head suddenly because my body was suspended in the air, and then the face that I had been crazy about for a long time occupied most of my field of vision.I subconsciously let go of the hands holding my head, and let the male god hold me up with one hand around my waist and the other around my legs.But all my attention was on his amber eyes.Those eyes are bright and soft, like glass cups full of stars, so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off.

The male god is still handsome today.

"Why didn't you come in? Forgot to bring the key?" Wang Yao glanced at the girl's swollen right foot and frowned slightly.

"Hmm..." I stared blankly at the face of the male god who was close at hand, and nodded dully.

Happiness comes too fast, I want to eat a bag of spicy strips to calm down.

"Is that so..." Wang Yao subconsciously raised his hand to rub his temple, but immediately realized that he couldn't free his hand at all.He hesitated, then spoke:

"The temperature is relatively high today. If you stay here for a long time, you may suffer from heat stroke. And your right foot needs to be dealt with. You don't mind sitting in my house for a while."

"Oh..." This is me who still hasn't come around in my head.

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By the time I realized it, I was already sitting on the sofa at Wang Yao's house, holding a cup of hot milk in my hand.

What the hell just happened?Yaojun he he he... he took my princess back to his home? !Once again, my brain was bogged down in rows of bright red exclamation points.

Immediately, I straightened up, trying to smooth out the creases in my dress.

That is the clothes that Yaojun has touched, what should I do if I suddenly want to put this dress in the safe and keep it forever? !The villain in me covered his face and screamed and rolled around like a star chaser.I stare at my top, forcing myself to never press my nose into it.

But I really want to know what kind of body wash Yaojun uses QAQ

When Wang Yao came out of the room, he saw his neighbor staring at her clothes with a tangled expression, and then suddenly looked away with a blushing face.And when she found herself, she immediately wanted to fly out of the sofa like a frightened sparrow, then clutched her right foot, gasped and sat back on the sofa, looking up at him nervously.

(Sure enough, very lively.)

Thinking with some relief, Wang Yao blinked at her comfortingly, hoping to make her relax.

As a result, Lan Jiu's expression became even more disturbed.

I took a sip of the milk tremblingly, trying to calm down my heart that was about to jump out of my throat when stimulated by the male god's powerful blink.

□□Empty is color Amitabha Amitabha.

But my right foot still hurts.

The male god seemed to see that I was trying my best to ignore the pain and acted in a cold manner of "I won't take this little injury to heart", and he showed a suspicious expression of "seeing an immature brat full of flaws." Imitate the subtle smile of an adult".

#However Wang Yao has already seen through all this#

"Use a towel for a while, it will make you feel better." Wang Yao handed me the towel in his hand.

I took the towel unnaturally, and prepared to be shivered by the ice, carefully placed it on the swollen area.

Wow, it's so comfortable... Wait, the towel is relatively cool, but it's just within the acceptable range of the body.

It's impossible to do it just right if you just soak it in ice water.

The male god who even noticed such details is so gentle.

"Thank you...thank you..." I couldn't think of how to express my gratitude at all, and finally held back this sentence dryly.

Then what to say?How do I plan to come in the morning?

I forgot all the lines I had thought up before, and I opened my mouth and didn't know how to express my heart to the male god to increase the male god's favorability.Wait, how do I start?

"That... sir, are you from China?"

"..."

Wait what did I ask! ?Why are you so straight to the point when you first come up!I didn't even have any foreshadowing, so I just asked this question directly! ! !

"No, what I mean is..." I tried my best to restore my image that had already been shattered, "The news I watched today...is not..." Mr. Logic, come back to me!

"I'm."

Hey?

"I am China|China, as you can see."

It’s something that can be confirmed so easily, I’ve been planning it for so long and I’m even aware of being interrogated by State | Security | Ju because it involves state secrets, but you just show me this! ?fall! !

But the mission was accomplished, although my plan was useless.I breathed a sigh of relief, but it turns out that people are most likely to die when they are in a relaxed mood, so I said frankly a sentence without thinking about it:

"Oh, that's really great. I have liked you for a long time in my motherland."

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What the hell did I say again! ?