my cat

?one

"husband."

"Ok?"

"Is it another son?"

"...Well, the qualifications are not bad."

"Tell me, are you unable to give birth to a daughter?"

"..."

"How about we see a family doctor?"

"...Kiju."

The familiar helpless tone.

"I'm serious, I heard that having a baby has something to do with the acid-base in the man's body."

"...Where did you hear that?"

"On an advertisement for a certain infertility hospital."

"..."

"Look, we've all had five children, not a single daughter."

"There will be."

"Did you say there will be? No, carefully arrange your tasks within a year, and call the family doctor tomorrow."

"..."

"That's it. Hey, have you decided on the name of the fifth child?"

"...Well, it's Kurt."

"Sure enough, it's easy for you to make a series of things together. If this is the case, should our next child be called Doyomi?"

"..."

two

"Mom hugs."

The eight-month-old kitten Ke has black hair and black eyes, is quiet and well-behaved, and looks like a copy of Yiermi. If there is any difference...he is much clingier than Yiermi.

"Hmm~hug~"

I smiled and picked up Kitten Ke and kissed it.

Clingy is good!Seeing that I have given birth to five children, I finally have one who loves to cling to me!And since I gave birth to Kitty Ke, I feel like I have returned to the time when I first gave birth to Yiermi.

"dad?"

The kitten tilted its head and looked at me.

"Dad is going to do the task, and I think he will be back the day after tomorrow."

I have a tacit explanation.

"elder brother?"

The kitten blinked its eyes.

"Your eldest brother hasn't come back for two months. Mom suspects that he has a girlfriend outside. Your second brother is currently researching a new type of bomb and has no time to come out to play. Your third and fourth brothers have just been thrown into the sky arena for a while. I won't be back for a while, so only little Curt is by my mother's side, and my mother is very lonely."

I took the kitten for a walk in the courtyard, and said a lot to myself, regardless of whether he could understand or not.

"With Curt."

The immature white hands touched my face, and the kitten looked at me seriously with a pair of cat eyes--it turns out that my little five is very talented, no matter whether he understands or not, he knows how to comfort others.

"Hmm~ Mom loves Curt so much~ Come and kiss me!"

I happily smeared the cat's face with saliva.

This is the best cat I've ever had!

three

"Mom, I don't want to cut my bangs."

Yi Ermi looked at me with an expression on his face...the scissors in his hand.

"Why not? Qi bangs are very beautiful."

I looked at Ilmi's shoulder-length black hair—the kid was already growing long hair.

"Bangs are only cut by girls."

The other party's big black eyes exuded a faint resentment.

"But long hair is only for girls."

I am not afraid of long hair, why would I not be happy with a straight bang.

"Mom can cut the mites."

Yier fans skillfully launched the Wannian shield.

"Mi Chi doesn't look like Kurt, okay? And the phoenix eyes are more suitable for slanted bangs."

I ruthlessly dismissed the substitute request.

"...I could wear the same dress as Curt, but without the bangs."

Yi Ermi gave in helplessly, he got used to the mother as a creature.

"Okay... At the worst, let Curt have long hair."

I accepted my son's concession with a low face—(~￣▽￣)~What kind of bangs did my Yi kitten have with her beautiful eyebrows!His goal from beginning to end is to let him wear the parent-child outfit I prepared for him and Kurt willingly~

Ahahaha, one big and one small, two black-haired cats in parent-child outfits ~ I am a little excited just thinking about it!

four

"Handsome, today is Christmas~ buy flowers for your lover!"

In the bustling amusement park, a cute girl handed me a flower basket... the Il fan on the right.

Shiba on the left: "..."

"She is my mother."

Yi Ermi's calm expression seemed to freeze for a moment.

"Eh? Liar!" The flower girl pointed to two cats, one big and one small, wearing parent-child outfits, "You two look exactly alike, aren't you father and daughter? The beauty next to you is your lover, right? Don't be shy, although You got married a little early, but isn’t the country now promoting early marriage and early childbearing because of the aging population!”

Shiba on the left: "..."

"He's my fifth younger brother," Yiermi seemed to feel a strong sense of oppression, and quickly interrupted the girl's tricks to die. "This is my mother, and my father."

Flower Girl: "..."

"Cough, dear, I want to eat ice cream, let's go buy it!"

I tried my best to suppress the raised corners of my mouth to appease my resentful husband.

╮(╯▽╰)╭? It’s not my fault that the maintenance is too good~

"...How is it possible, he is a half-brother! That man is so old, he wouldn't be ashamed to marry a little girl!"

The flower girl not far behind is still playing tricks to die.

Shiba who has been silent all this time: "..."

"Don't worry about it, my husband will always be the youngest and most handsome in my eyes!"

I suppressed my husband's right hand that was about to attack with a smile, quickly kissed him on the cheek, and said in a low voice.

Shiba coughed and gave me a slight look.

Yi Ermi, who has good hearing, looked up at the sky expressionlessly.

Curt, who has received family training and has good hearing, blushed and looked down at the ground.

"It's not interesting at all. I don't understand why so many people are scared and excited... Eh? What happened? Curt, your face is so red... Er..."

Mi Ji, who brought the third and fourth child back from the roller coaster ride, shut his mouth wisely in his father's eyes.

I took the ice cream handed over by the waiter, saw five kittens from my big cat, and raised the corners of my mouth happily.

Beat the Enemy is currently known to have collected all cats of appropriate age!

All goals in Hunter World have been successfully achieved~

It's a beautiful world, isn't it?

☆, extra one

? What kind of kid is Kurt?

"Curt's a good boy."

Kiki smiled softly.

"Aptitude is above average, obedient and sensible."

Shiba was indifferent.

"Like me, in every way."

Eldest brother Yi Ermi has no expression on his face.

"That's a little sycophant."

The second brother Mi Ji scoffed.

"It's my younger brother." ×2

The third brother Qiya and the fourth brother Yalujia spoke in unison.

Well, everyone in Beating the Enemy Hakka has their own understanding and understanding of Kurt, and everyone insists that they are accurate.

If we throw this question to our Curt · good boy · good qualifications · like big brother · sycophant · younger brother · beat the enemy, we will only receive one word from the other party - "Get out."

Cough cough, we can’t blame our kitten Ke for blowing up, because he is facing a huge problem right now.

very huge.

problem.

Question, what would you do if one day you found out that your father was having an affair?

Tell mom?

Don't say anything and beat Xiao San to death alone?

Or take the initiative to talk to your father to make him change his mind?

Either one seems to work, but neither one works.

Will mother abandon them and divorce father if she finds out?If it is true, will he choose mother or father?

He wanted to investigate the mistress, but he didn't even know the other person's name, so he mustered up the courage to follow his father, and he was discovered before he even stepped out of the door.

The last one... Uh, he, he dare not...

Curt was about to break down.

Once, he always felt that his parents were a model loving couple.

Never do tasks on Valentine's Day.

The anniversary of acquaintance, the anniversary of love, and the anniversary of marriage all have to go on vacation in the world of two people.

Usually go out to do missions, as long as it lasts more than seven days, you will prepare gifts for the other party when you come back.

Not to mention that they often look at each other unconsciously while talking and then stay silent for a long time. At this time, the brothers will consciously keep silent and go back to their respective rooms-_-||

In Curt's small world, this is how husband and wife should be. They don't quarrel, don't fight (comparisons don't count), have flair, and love each other.

But only recently, Curt discovered that there is another thing in marriage, a kind of cancerous thing, it is called extramarital affairs.

The cause of the incident starts with Curt's ability to read.

As the youngest child in the family, Curt has always been under no pressure. Of course, he doesn't pay much attention.

He awakened to Nian by accident, and suddenly got the inspiration of Nian ability while playing paper-cutting, and when his Nian ability was fully developed, the first thing he did was to plan to cut everything from his parents to his four brothers.

Then something big happened.

The first thing he cut was the dad who was out on a mission.

Dad who just went out for a day should be in a high-end cosmetics store, and he is ordering a lipstick.

"It should be a very positive red color. The taste of tulips should be neither strong nor light. The material should be harmless to the body even if eaten. In terms of appearance, it should be carved with purple tulips."

The paper-cut figurine made a familiar voice.

Curt was a little embarrassed at the time. After all, he peeped at his father, who had always been serious and serious, buying gifts for his mother, which made him feel like he had bumped into his parents' private affairs.

He very consciously ruined the villain and did not continue to cut his mother and brothers.

He didn't take this matter to heart, until one day when his mother was putting on makeup, he asked him to help take a lipstick from the makeup drawer next to her.

That drawer is full of lipsticks, all kinds.

Curt carefully looked over the neatly arranged lipsticks, and then at a certain moment, he suddenly remembered the matter of his father ordering lipsticks a year ago.

He inadvertently looked at it again, and found...no.

There is no red lipstick with violets carved on the outside.

It's been a year, wedding anniversary, acquaintance anniversary, dating anniversary, Valentine's Day, birthday, and even New Year's Christmas, it's all over!

Why didn't you send it?

"Mom, you have so many lipsticks, don't you forget how many you lost by accident?"

Kurt pretended to ask casually.

"Huh? How is it possible? All my lipsticks are placed here, and I know exactly which one is in which position!"

Mom took the lipstick indifferently and applied it lightly.

Curt felt his heart beating fast suddenly, he found an excuse and left the room as if to escape.

What does it mean to have a lipstick, a lady's lipstick that wasn't given to mom?

Curt was feeling bad all over.

Careful verification, failure.

Boldly confess, dare not.

Poor Curt thought long and hard, and called all his brothers.

After hearing the cause and effect, all the cats fell into silence for five seconds.

"This is impossible."

The first to speak was Big Cat Yier Fan.

"I also think it's impossible, but brother, haven't you noticed that Dad has been getting busier and going out for longer and longer? It is said on the Internet that this is a common situation of extramarital affairs."

Ermao Miji took out his mobile phone and went online to testify boldly.

"Cut, it's impossible. Dad can't hold anything in his eyes except mother and beating the enemy."

After Sanmao Qiya came to a conclusion, he took out his psp and played the game.

"I trust my brother's judgment."

The fourth cat, Aluka, firmly followed in her brother's footsteps.

"But I really don't feel right! I'm basically with my mother all the time! I found that my father sometimes avoids my mother's eyes! And most importantly, I once found a trace of lipstick on my father's shirt !"

Five cats moved out of the drama.

"you sure?"

The big cat's calm expression froze for a moment.

"That's right! I saw it with my own eyes!"

Five cats nodded.

"Miji, in three days, find that woman."

The big cat ordered softly.

"Yes!"

Two cats firmly clenched their fists!

"If you find it, remember to tell me, I will dig out her heart completely, then stuff it back in for Nanika to heal, then dig it out and stuff it back in for healing until she goes crazy."

Three cats beautiful blue｜There is a storm brewing in the cat's eyes.

"That bad woman, both Aluca and Nanika don't like her!"

The fourth cat hugged the third cat's arm and frowned.

"That's it, three days later, we gathered in the funny room."

The big cat gave the order.

"Yeah." ×4

********************

In the face of this "family crisis", the five cats united unprecedentedly.

Il fans gave up the hot stocks they were speculating on, traveled to five countries in three days, and cleared all the tasks within a month to free up time to deal with the crisis.

Mi Ji threw away the new game console he just bought, released 100 bees in one go to investigate the truth, and only slept for one hour in three days.

Qi Ya shelved her plan to take Aluja away from home to explore the world, and frantically practiced her already proficient heart-digging skills in order not to shed a drop of blood.

Yalujia practiced with Qi Ya, and while practicing, she communicated with Nanika about how to make people suffer from pain during the healing process without falling into a coma.

And our kitten, Curt, let go of the shackles of his heart, and cut a little paper man of his father again, but unfortunately there is nothing new.

Three days passed in a flash, and the five cats gathered at the agreed place.

"There are two main suspects. One is Nini, a singer. I found out that my father has visited her twice in the past half month. The other is Jiana, a huntress. She and my father talked on the phone twice in a week. .”

Mi Ji used the computer to retrieve the photos of the two "suspects".

"That huntress is more suspicious. Only people with a good relationship will know about Dad's private phone number."

Kiya pointed at the gray-haired, blue-eyed huntress.

"That singer is even more suspicious. After all, private phone calls can also be friends, but private meetings are very troublesome."

Curt pointed to the blond singer to comment.

"Kill both of them," the Yier fan on the side decided, "Leave the singer to Qi Ya and Ya Lu Jia, I will deal with the huntress, and Mi Ji will continue to monitor Dad's movements, Kurt, look at Mom Don't let her know."

"Yeah." ×4

"Don't let me know what?"

Just when everyone decided to take action, a familiar female voice came from behind.

Five cats: "..."

Confession was lenient and resistance was strict. After a fierce struggle, the five brothers confessed.

"puff--"

This is me who has heard the cause and effect.

"..."

Here are five cats who feel like something is wrong.

"Ahem, you guys think too much. I have received that lipstick a long time ago. Your father gave it to me on the 20th wedding anniversary last year, but I was reluctant to use it and put it away," I tried to explain with a smile. "He is very busy recently because he promised me to complete the task half a year ahead of schedule this year and then go on vacation with me in the second half of the year! And that singer, I like her very much recently, sent your dad twice to help me sign CDs, and that huntress She is indeed a suitor, but she is a lace, and she likes me, and she has been dismissed by your father."

"........."

The five cats fully realized that everything was wrong.

"As for the lipstick mark..." I licked my lips subconsciously, "I probably got it 'accidentally'."

"…………"

The five cats no longer know what expressions to use to face the world.

"Allah~ I'm on good terms with your father, even if the world is destroyed, we won't be able to divorce, don't worry~"

I smiled and slid from the big cat to the five cats, humming a ditty and walked out of the room.

Hmm~ It's been a long time since the wings of the little things have hardened, and it's been a long time since I knead them like this~ The touch is still the same as in memory (>﹏<) awesome!

As for the lipstick that I "put away"... Ahem, to be precise, I hid it.

A certain old-fashioned, didn’t he just use it for some scorpion fun~ Old couples are still shy when they are old, alas, if they are not hidden in time, the lipstick will definitely “disappear”!

By the way...he should be back today, so I'll just put on that lipstick for dinner~ Someone will definitely be embarrassed to look at me again hahaha~?

☆, episode [-]

?one

"Starting from today, all our food must be spicy. We must know that we will have a daughter after a year!"

Shiba: "Well, listen to you."

Spicy fried cabbage.

Spicy Chicken.

Fried peppers.

Spicy beef liver.

……

A month later, Xiba, who had bid farewell to puberty for many years, developed a pimple on his forehead for the first time.

two

"I heard that eating more soy products is more likely to give birth to daughters. Starting today, no food other than soy products will be allowed on the table!"

Shiba: "...Well, you can figure it out."

tofu.

Dried tofu.

Tofu brain.

Fried tofu.

frozen tofu.

……

Xiba, who had a premonition early, called his eldest son to share blessings and difficulties.

Then the two ate fifty boxes of digestive medicines one after another because of abdominal distension.

three

"Pig tail and chicken feet soup, the secret recipe I begged from a gourmet hunter, and I will drink it three times a day from today."

Shiba: "...you arrange it."

Breakfast, pigtail and chicken feet soup + sandwich

Lunch, pig tail and chicken feet soup + rice + stir-fried vegetables

Dinner, Pig Tail and Chicken Feet Soup + Noodles

Upon hearing the news, Yier Fan immediately ran to the housekeeper and took the initiative to accept the task for a full three months, and disappeared without a trace.

Poor Mi Chi was caught by Xi Ba to enjoy love soup together, and then lost five catties in a month after drinking it.

four

"It is said that riding|riding is good for giving birth to a daughter. Once every two days is the healthiest frequency. Let's follow this!"

Shiba: "...OK."

...while harmony is in progress...

"My dear, I'm so tired that I can't move, why don't you come~"

"..."

"Oh, no, no, no, you can't change your posture. I want to be on top, so just move like this!"

"..."

Half a year later, the wife went out on a mission, and the family doctor who beat up the enemy was quietly called by the head of the family. The cause was backache...

五

"Husband! We were all wrong in the past! People say that the married life should not be too deep! It should be shallow! Only in this way can we kill the sperm of the Y chromosome as much as possible and conceive a girl."

Shiba: "..."

Half a year later, it was rare for Jie Nuo to have a heart-to-heart talk with his son, because his son's desires and dissatisfaction were too pitiful to be ignored.

The two talked for a long time.

There was a lot of noise in the owner's bedroom that night.

The eldest young master upstairs who had just returned home after half a year's mission went to the housekeeper overnight to receive another half-year's mission and disappeared again.

The owner's wife didn't get up the next day.

And the two-year "Daughter Project" finally said goodbye to beating the enemy.

☆、Extra three

?one

“伊尔迷·揍敌客，23岁，热爱家族业务，喜欢股票、甜食以及一切值钱的东西。”

In the elegant and beautiful compartment, the black-haired big cat with fluttering long hair looked expressionlessly at the twin-tailed girl in a cake dress opposite.

⊙▽⊙ what?Biskey? !No, no, no, I don't have the hobby of being called my mother by someone who is only a few years younger than my two lifetimes combined.

She is... ahem, Biskey's niece.

Okay, enough gossip, let's turn the camera back and see what happened to this pair of boys and girls.

"Are you a transvestite?"

The girl blinked her beautiful big eyes, and looked at the other's smooth and shiny long hair meaningfully.

"...Personal hobbies, no comment."

Elmi paused for a moment, and said lightly.

"Oh, how many abs do you have?"

The girl continued to ask questions indifferently.

"Eight dollars. You haven't introduced yourself yet."

Elmi reminded softly.

"Not bad ~ 180 square meters, 180 centimeters, 180 millimeters, do you meet these three conditions?"

The girl smiled and continued to ask questions.

"... Both. You haven't introduced yourself yet."

The paranoid who reacted a second later, the paranoia broke out.

"My name is Gana Kuluja, I have a crush on you, let's start dating!?"

Il fans: "..."

……

"How is it, baby~ That girl is said to have not inherited the terrible gene from her father's family, she is very cute and cute."

I looked at the grown-up kitten with tenderness.

"Mom, Daddy has some abs."

The eldest son looked at me blankly.

"Eh? Eight yuan, why did I think of asking this?"

"The 180 square meters, 180 centimeters, 180 millimeters, when you saw your father, did he have them?"

"...How is it possible, he was only 13 years old at the time... Cough cough, son, don't talk to that girl from now on."

It feels like it will bring my son down!

"Ah."

two

“伊尔迷·揍敌客，23岁，热爱家族业务，喜欢股票、甜食以及一切值钱的东西……留长发只是个人爱好，无可奉告。”

In the quaint private room, the big black-haired cat stared blankly at the girl with five soaring ponytails and a fishnet bra.

"My name is Menqi. You like sweets? Can you make them?"

The girl threw the sashimi on the table out of the window in disgust.

"will not."

Yier fans glanced at the back of the plate of signature dishes worth 5000 million ringtones.

"This sashimi came out half an hour ago, and the taste is gone, so it's not fresh."

The girl seemed to understand the eyes of Yier fans.

"...what is your monthly income approximately."

Yi Ermi was silent for a moment, then spoke lightly.

"About 5000 million nuns, it's enough anyway."

"...I suddenly remembered that I still have a business to complete, the bill has been paid, excuse me."

Men Qi: "..."

If I rub you, do you think I earn less? !Convex (>dish<) Convex beats up the enemy, it is really powerful!I shouldn't have listened to what the president said about breaking the relationship! !

……

"How about it, son, although this Menqi has a bit of a temper, it is said that he respects his elders and has good abilities. Although Nitro led the line, if you don't like it, just say it. We don't need to contact the enemy. marriage."

"As soon as she came, she threw away signature dishes equivalent to her monthly income."

"Um, forget it, such a prodigal, even if we don't need money to beat the enemy, we can't spend it like this."

"I thought so too, Mom."

three

“伊尔迷·揍敌客，23岁，热爱家族业务，喜欢股票、甜食以及一切值钱的东西，留长发只是个人爱好，无可奉告……另外，不接受花销和收入成一比一或The other half of the inverse ratio."

"Hello, my name is Niyelu Xiabi. I am 19 years old. I like surfing the Internet, listening to songs, novels and playing games. Don't worry, I don't like extravagance and waste. My monthly income from writing novels is more than 8000 million rings. Only high but not low."

"Let's order."

This seems to be okay, Yier fans blinked a pair of big cat eyes, and handed the menu to the other party.

"Well, if you want this, this, this, and... eh? Shuang｜龙｜入｜洞...Pfft...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...this shop is so interesting!"

The quiet girl with black hair and black eyes burst into bursts of laughter as she looked at the menu.

"..."

This is the Yida cat that we don't know why.

"Pfft... I want, I want this double|dragon|entrance|hole... Hahahahaha... I don't need anything else."

The girl was out of breath laughing.

"..."

The bewildered Yier fan began to feel that the other party was a little abnormal, but seeing that the girl had already ordered the meal, she took the menu and ordered red wine according to her mother's blind date instructions.

After waiting for the dishes, the girl returned to the quiet appearance at the beginning. Il fans thought that they should have thought too much. After all, many people have different smiles, and obviously the other party's smile is a bit crooked. You must know that hunters are rich in All kinds of weirdos, slightly crooked laughs are completely within the normal range.

Until... two men came to the next table...

The moment she saw the two men holding hands, the eyes of the girl on the opposite side lit up...

And when the two men approached each other and made all kinds of wet sounds, Yi Ermi looked at the girl's obsessed eyes and flushed cheeks, and vaguely understood something.

…………

"How about this time? The tutor at Xiabi's family is said to be very good, and they specialize in all kinds of learned and talented ladies."

"...She said that her greatest wish in this life is to find two boyfriends and tuck them under the same quilt."

"...Xiaoyi, mom has decided not to interfere with your emotional life."

"It's very nice of you to think so."

four

One day after the blind date incident. "Mom, I found a boyfriend."

The big black-eyed cat looked to the red-haired clown.

"Hmm~ Hello, Auntie~"

"........."

"I'm joking," the big black-eyed cat tilted its head, "Mom, don't you take it seriously."

"…………"