Han Yu's Zhang San

During the rainy season, the light rain has been falling intermittently for a month. Zhang San really likes this kind of weather. He stayed at home for a whole month and didn’t go out. It’s definitely not because she was kicked out by her former company and hasn’t found a job yet.According to Zhang San, even if they don't fire her from such a broken company, she will resign herself, okay?However, there will be severance pay for dismissal, and if you don’t get nothing, you won’t get it.

Bringing out the two sides of mahjong that had been mixed from the kitchen, Zhang San walked out of the kitchen wearing slippers, and sat down on the small sofa. Cold noodles, I plan to start eating, life can't be more depraved.

Suddenly he didn't know what was going on with the computer, and the screen suddenly jumped to another video. Zhang San took a closer look, and it turned out to be some kind of MV.Zhang San knows this buddy, Korean, the little girls in the previous unit liked it very much, crying and shouting every day, 'Ouba, I love you', 'Ouba, I will give you monkeys' and so on.Zhang San felt incomprehensible, not why girls liked such a man, but why they gave their sincerity so easily to a complete stranger.

Zhang San stretched out his hand, wanting to turn off the video, but the little red cross clicked for a long time, but the computer didn't respond.Zhang San was wondering why the computer network broke down just half a year after buying it?Do you want to redo a system or something another day?But just when Zhang San wanted to turn off the phone and restart it, the screen was automatically turned off. Seeing that there was no need to turn off the phone, Zhang San excitedly opened his favorite American TV series again, and took out a pair of chopsticks and noodles to watch.

But before Zhang San ate the noodles, there was a loud noise outside, followed by lightning, and the whole room was illuminated like day by lightning.But Zhang San felt that she was about to go blind. She kept chopping the noodles without moving, because she couldn't see anything now.Zhang San complained silently in his heart, why is it so difficult to eat noodles, she has eaten this noodles several times, and every time it reaches the mouth, she has to put it down, it is simply heartbreaking.

After Zhang San was able to see the scene in front of him clearly again, he became even more stiff. This...what is this situation?In front of him was a man with a gloomy face, who looked perverted at first glance, holding a knife and aiming at a girl who fell to the ground not far away, looking at the girl, who was wearing a complicated dress, looking at the man in horror, He looked at himself expectantly again.

Zhang San was confused by the scene in front of him, and he had a premonition in his heart, thinking that he might not be able to eat the noodles today.Thinking about it, Zhang San stuffed the noodles into his mouth, and he wanted to taste the noodles no matter what!

The man looked at Zhang San with dark eyes and asked, "Who are you?"

After hearing this, the persistent Zhang San didn't eat or spit out the cold noodles stuffed into her mouth. She just stared blankly with the noodles in her mouth, her eyes darting between the two people, thinking about what was going on.In the end, Zhang San still decided to spit out the cold noodles, because the murderous look in the man's eyes was about to materialize.However, after Zhang San spat out the noodles in his mouth, the expressions of the man and the woman immediately synchronized with disgust.

Zhang San held the bowl awkwardly and scratched his head. "That... what... where is this?" As dull as she is, she probably understands what is going on now. After looking around carefully and finding that there are no cameras, Zhang San knows that this is definitely not a filming Movie.

"Our house...how did you get in?" Zhang San looked a little familiar to the man. She was highly myopic and it was time to change her glasses, but she didn't go out because of the rain and laziness.The scene in front of me feels more and more like Zhang San who has seen it somewhere, but he can't remember where he saw this scene. Could it be in a dream?But looking at the man's unfriendly expression, Zhang San knew that now was not the time to wander off.

"I... I just ate a cold noodle at home, and then... I closed my eyes and opened it, and I came here. You two are not blind, right? You should have seen that I appeared suddenly, right? I don't know Where is this! I don’t know who you belong to! And I’m highly myopic, the glasses don’t work anymore so I can’t see anything, I won’t bother you if you continue, bye.” The hand that didn't hold the bowl waved to the two of them. Under the woman's desperate gaze, Zhang San turned and left, trying to put cold noodles into his mouth as he walked.

The man just looked at Zhang San blankly, without any movement.After Zhang San took two steps, he realized something was wrong. Is this place an air-raid shelter?She didn't even know where the exit was!Zhang San had no choice but to turn around and go back the same way.

"Then what... can any of you tell me where the exit is? This is an air-raid shelter, right? I can't find any exit at all." The noodles were lumpy, but Zhang San hadn't had a bite yet, which made her I'm a little heartbroken, I just want to leave this place quickly and finish eating the noodles.

"Do you think, after you see such a scene, I will let you go? Should I say you are naive? Or stupid?" The man's gloomy expression remained the same as before, and Zhang San could clearly feel that Seeing the menacing meaning in the man's words, I felt a chill down my spine, it's over, I'm going to be killed!

"What did I see? I didn't see anything! I'm half-blind, don't bully me half-blind!" Zhang San decided to refuse to admit it to death. If he did, it would be like giving the other party a reason to kill him.

Zhang San made a good plan, but someone couldn't make her wish come true.

"Please!! Help me! He's a pervert!! He's going to kill me!" The woman lay on the ground and shouted hysterically. Zhang San was her last hope. When life was threatened, people broke out. The potential cannot be underestimated.

Zhang San froze when he heard this, and felt that he could not escape this time, so he stepped back and looked around.The man thought she was looking for something convenient to use as a weapon, but he saw that she found a very flat place, and carefully and solemnly put down the cold noodles in her hand.The woman lying on the ground saw Zhang San's behavior and her heart skipped a beat, feeling desperate instantly. Why did this woman put down the only thing that could be used as a weapon in her hand?So how can they fight him?How can I escape?Is this girl stupid? !

Putting down the cold noodles in his hand, Zhang San sighed inexplicably, life is really hard, and to eat cold noodles must first face the disaster of life and death.

"What... can we talk about it in another place? Don't splash the ashes into the cold noodles for a while, it would be even worse if it splashes blood..." Zhang San asked expectantly, and the woman on the ground was completely desperate Yes, head turned to the side, ready to die.

"Oh... I'll see what kind of tricks you play." The man actually agreed, and moved two steps to the side, which was only two steps.

"Is there anything we can't talk about? Everyone is a civilized person, and this is a civilized society. How bad is it to keep using knives and guns like this? If there is any problem, let's sit down together, have a cup of tea, and talk calmly. It would be nice to have a chat. Besides, this is a society ruled by law, and killing people is against the law. Besides, how violent are you talking about? Violence is bad! Do you know how precious peace is? You know that every year war will take away How many lives? How much pain has been brought to people by the famine caused by the war? Injury is very painful. If you think about such a big knife, does it hurt your body?" Zhang San took advantage of the man not paying attention to take it Passed the opponent's knife and cut the man's arm. The blood and pain made the man who had been stunned and was still thinking about what this guy was talking about regain his senses. He grabbed the knife and was killed at some point. Zhang San took the knife and stabbed it at Zhang San who was still asking him "Does it hurt? Does it hurt?"

Zhang San clutched his wound and lay down on the ground with an 'ow' sound, and the woman who was lying on the ground had been fooled by the series of events. Isn't that how TV dramas acted? !What kind of direction is this? !Is that woman a fucking monk?Why are you so wordy?And Zhilong, was he infected by that woman with a disease that would lower his IQ?Why let that stupid woman take the knife away and let her cut herself? !

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then why did you poke me!" Zhang San lay on the ground It hurts so much that I want to roll over, but because of the wound, I don't even have the strength to roll over.

The man squatted down, licked the blood oozing from the wound, and stared at Zhang San. The cruelty in his eyes made Zhang San have no doubt that the other party would rush up and stab him more than a dozen times every minute.

"You are so courageous... how dare you treat me like this? Don't you know that the lives of both of you are in my hands? Or are you really so kind and willing to give your life for a woman who only met once?" ?” As he spoke, the man looked at the woman beside him. "Xiaolin...you are so amazing...it's just a man you meet for the first time, you can seduce him to die for you."

"Oh, oh, you are a man! Your whole family is men! Although my chest is a little flat, I am a real woman! I am still in puberty! My breasts will become bigger! You can kill me, You can insult me! But you can’t insult my mother’s breasts! You can’t ignore my gender!” Zhang San immediately exploded when he heard the man’s words, and he didn’t care about the wound on his stomach that was still oozing blood. He defended himself with all his strength. For the dignity of women!

The man stabbed the wound not deep, but just inserted it lightly. Although it looked scary, it was not that serious.Although Zhang San did scratch him with a knife, he could also feel that she had no killing intent. If it wasn't because she didn't feel any killing intent, he wouldn't have let her take the knife away so easily. of.

As for the woman named Xiaolin lying on the ground, she wished that Zhang San could completely attract the firepower, so that Zhilong would no longer focus on herself.Although it may not be fair to Zhang San, who would not want to live if a dead fellow Taoist is not dead?