Han Yu's Zhang San

Zhang San became popular, and on Weibo, the popularity was in a mess.Especially the magical Northeast dialect, even fans recorded it and uploaded it on Weibo.Even better stars joined in the fun and tried to imitate. Not only did the fans not drop, but they rose, and it didn't take long for the support club to be established.Then, Zhang San's fan support club became the only celebrity organization that had joined v before even opening Weibo.

The fan who was the first to dislike Zhang San naturally didn't take off his fans. It was the first time I saw such a stupid and cute star. I really wanted to see how far such a guy could go in the entertainment industry.With such a second-year mentality, the girl was even more determined to pay attention to Zhang San.

At this time, Zhang San didn't expect the development of the subsequent incident, and didn't take it seriously. The first thing she did after getting out of the car was to come to the apartment she had rented.Zhang San came to the door of the house she used to live in with anxiety. After staring at the house number for a long time, she took out her sunglasses from her pocket and put them back on her face before ringing the doorbell.

The doorbell rang for a while, and there was a sound from the other side of the door, and then an old man opened the door and came out. Zhang San looked carefully, but did not recognize him.

"Hello, old man, I want to ask if there is a man named Zhang San living here?"

The old man looked Zhang San up and down, and asked defensively: "Who are you? We don't have anyone named Zhang San here!" After speaking, the old man was going to close the door, but Zhang San stopped him.

"Hey, sir, don't close the door in a hurry, I still haven't finished asking. You should be kind and just answer a few questions for me." Zhang San smiled so much that he could feel the full-bodied flattery through his sunglasses.

The old man glanced at Zhang San, the defense in his eyes remained unchanged, but he stopped his movements. "What do you want to ask?"

"I want to ask you, was there a resident named Zhang San before?"

"No! No! This house is a Huiqian building. We lived in it as soon as it was built. We have lived in it for three or five years. Why did you come here so suddenly? Have you finished asking? Leave quickly after asking, you If you don't leave, I will call the police! Oh, really, the security of this community is really bad, how can anyone come in. "

Zhang San was stunned after hearing the old man's words, and then he was pushed out of the door by the old man. With a bang, the door was slammed shut, but it couldn't wake up Zhang San who was stunned in place.

'That's right, at this point in time, Zhang San, the tenant, hasn't come to this place yet. Zhang San said to himself in his heart, then helped the big sunglasses on his face and turned to leave.After leaving this place, Zhang San suddenly didn't know where to go, and it was impossible for her to return to her hometown with only one day's free time.So Zhang San came to a small coffee shop where he used to stay at work, ordered a cup of coffee that he never liked to drink, and sat there boringly playing with his mobile phone. He sat there until the evening before going back to the hotel.

Back at the hotel at night, seeing the gloomy expression on Zhang San's face, the manager didn't dare to ask her where she had gone, so he could only tell her about the itinerary for the next day. Dragon class.

Zhang San slept well at night. Although the bed in the hotel was not as comfortable as the bed she was sleeping on now, it was much more comfortable than the previous bed, and it was still dawn the next day.The visit was in the afternoon, and the concert was in the evening. Zhang San was not in a hurry, but he still got up early and put on his makeup, and then he started discussing with pd how to visit the set. PD always wanted to make Zhang San a surprise, but Zhang San was too lazy to just buy something to see Quan Zhilong just passed by at a glance. The pd disagreed, and Zhang San had no room to refute, so she had no choice but to take the money and start wandering the streets and alleys. The task was to visit Quan Zhilong after buying local specialties.

If Zhang San was really a foreigner, she would definitely be slaughtered when buying things locally, but Zhang San is not, she has stayed in this place for several years, and there is nothing better than the guide they invited. .Seeing that Zhang San is so powerful, the guide also chatted with her. The two foodies got together and had nothing else to do but eat.Going around and eating, shopping and eating, the two small trains have not finished buying the specialties, and they have already eaten a roll of melons.Zhang San and the guide were stunned to turn a serious reality show about marriage and love into a strategy show like Food Map. pd was already getting used to it in front of Zhang San. After reminding her that time was running out, the two reluctantly left their respective phone numbers and separated. They also agreed that if Zhang San came again next time, they would Let's walk around the whole city together!Eat all the delicacies!I also want to take pictures to commemorate Yunyun.The establishment of friendship between the two women is so inexplicable.

When Zhang San sneaked to the backstage with a lot of food, Quan Zhilong recognized her back from the people passing by at a glance, it was really annoying.Quan Zhilong himself didn't want to recognize it so clearly, but no one in the entire backstage staff was like Zhang San, who could smell the country breath on his body with his eyes from three feet away.Just looking at Zhang San's sneaky look, Quan Zhilong suddenly didn't want to reveal it, he just wanted to silently watch her act stupid.

Obviously, Zhang San found Quan Zhilong who was walking towards the backstage lounge not far away, and he froze in place for an instant, deliberately turned his gaze to another direction, and said plausibly to the blank wall, "this painting It's really special, a lot of blank space expresses the artistry of ink and wash to the extreme. '.Although Quan Zhilong couldn't understand the strange Chinese spoken by Zhang San, it didn't take long for him to walk past the tightly covered Zhang San with an inexplicable smile in his heart, pretending not to notice.

After Quan Zhilong finally walked into the door of the small lounge, Zhang San asked nervously what he thought about following him.

"He didn't recognize me just now, right? He probably didn't recognize me... My disguise... It's really good! I didn't recognize me so close!"

The cameraman obviously saw the playful smile on Quan Zhilong's face when he left. Seeing that Zhang San is innocent here, he doesn't want to disturb him at all. He seems to have found a strange way to improve the ratings of the show, and that is Zhang San. Three stupid!

Of course, if you're stupid, you're stupid, and the program has to continue. Zhang San sneakily carried two bags of special products, and with the help of his manager, he handed them in under the pretense that they were gifts from fans.Although the things went in, the person was still outside waiting for the manager's next instructions.Quan Zhilong laughed when he saw the two big bags in his heart, this Zhang San... But he still had a surprised expression on the surface.

"Oh! That's not..." Quan Zhilong's words made the agent nervous. Did he recognize Zhang San?Quan Zhilong saw the manager's unnatural expression, and after whetting their appetite enough, he said the next words in a leisurely manner. "... Is it something in the hands of the person I just saw outside? Oh~~ Is that person our fan? Since they are outside, let's bring them in, don't make people wait outside ~"

The manager was still looking for an excuse to bring Zhang San in. Now he was really sleepy and gave him a pillow, so he nodded and went out, his steps were unconsciously brisk.

"Brother...what's the matter?" Sheng Ni hadn't realized why the captain, who had always disliked being in close contact with fans, suddenly changed his sex today, and even took the initiative to invite this obviously illegitimate fan to come in.

"It's okay. They are very attentive, aren't they? Look at these two big bags."

The eldest brother Tap did not speak, and had already devoted himself to the great cause of finding food. He was accompanied by his two beloved younger brothers.Dong Yongpei didn't bother to think about what the captain was thinking, Zhuma's mind was too complicated for a simple person like them to understand, it would be better to eat something.

Before Sheng Ni had time to ask a few questions, Zhang San, who covered his eyes so hard that he couldn't see, came in, and began to say hello with her bluffing Northeast accent as soon as he came in.The Korean dialect is mixed with a taste of Northeast dialect, which sounds so sour no matter how it sounds, Quan Zhilong thought, if he hadn’t identified Zhang San’s real body through something so elusive and unique like temperament, he would definitely have to be recognized by her now. This sour Korean was fooled.

Big Bang saw this fanatic food delivery fan come in, they all stopped what they were doing and came over to say hello.Zhang San spoke sour Korean and replied one by one, only Quan Zhilong stared at her with a half-smile, which made Zhang San only have one feeling, "it's over, I recognized it", although she knew what his expression meant , but the audience doesn't know, the pd doesn't know, as long as she doesn't stop, she can only bite the bullet and continue acting.

But fortunately, Quan Zhilong suddenly stepped forward, as if he had discovered her embarrassment, and took off Zhang San's hat. Zhang San didn't even bother to resist, and Quan Zhilong took off all the disguise on her face .As soon as the sunglasses and mask were removed, the friends of Big Bang next to him were dumbfounded. Only Quan Zhilong laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared, leaving only a mouthful of white teeth, which seemed almost blinding.

Before Zhang San could say anything, Quan Zhilong pinched Zhang San's cheeks with both hands, laughed and had a good time, sometimes rubbing them horizontally and rubbing them vertically.

"Ah~ I recognized us Sansan at a glance~ Oppa is amazing~"

Zhang San's face was rubbed, and he couldn't speak clearly. "Tired...bad..." Zhang San could break a sentence eight times, and the saliva almost flowed out of his mouth before Quan Zhilong stopped.At this time, among the big bang friends next to him, Sheng Nian reacted the fastest, and immediately jumped in front of Zhang San, followed in the footsteps of the captain's brother, and pinched Zhang San's face. "Ah, Sansan, are we here to see Brother Long?"

Seeing that the maknae and the captain had done this, the eldest brother Tap, not to be outdone, walked up to Zhang San, and pinched Zhang San's face with an unusually sincere expression. "Next time, I'll bring something delicious."