Han Yu's Zhang San

Several people came to the room of the elder brother Tap, and after sneaking into the room, several people stood in a circle in front of his bed, looking at the elder brother sleeping peacefully on the bed without saying a word. Do it first.

"Young lady... Do you listen to my brother? If you do, go and wake up Brother Tap."

"Brother Long! It's not that I don't listen to you, but that I'm today's mc!! The task is so important that no mistakes are allowed! You can't even lose the DV!" Sheng Ni pushed the task out effortlessly.

"Loudly... You have a good relationship with Tap, why don't you come?"

"Brother...I...my voice is too low...I can't wake up Brother Tap." When facing the elder brother loudly, he was always respectful, and his voice would not be too loud. This is the truth, Quan Zhilong also He didn't know how to refute, and he didn't really want to do this task loudly.

Before Zhuma Jun could wait for Quan Zhilong to speak, he had already cut off his words. "Dragon...you don't want me to go, do you?"

"How could it be... You think too much... After all, we are all members of our own team. I mean, since none of us can carry out this task, then Sansan... as my wife , our good friend Shengni, I feel that this task falls on your shoulders, go ahead, I will leave the task of waking up Brother Tapu to you." Quan Zhilong smiled gently, a little I can't see any conspiracy.

This is indeed not a conspiracy, he just dug a hole openly, and then forced Zhang San to jump into it.

"Me???" Zhang Sanyi knew that Quan Zhilong would never let her go so easily. She just didn't expect that the revenge would come so fast, which caught her off guard! "Why is it me!"

"San San~~ This is a mission. A disobedient child is not a good boy~" Quan Zhilong said with a smile, but the gloomy eyes were a naked threat.

"I... I, I, I... I am a woman!! There is a difference between men and women! Yes, there is a difference between men and women!! Oh, she is a lady! How can she stay in a man's room, what mother wants to say ~Then don’t bother me, I’m leaving first~~” Zhang San was about to run away before he finished speaking, but Quan Zhilong grabbed the back of his neck and couldn’t get away no matter what.

"It's okay, your husband is here. Go, wake up Brother Tap, I will cheer you up."

"Ah~~~ Oppa~~~~~~~~~~~~ I will be beaten by Brother Tap~~~ No need~~~~~~~~~" Zhang San twisted himself Like a live octopus soaked in salt, the master who carried the camera with a whining voice couldn't help shaking.Others acting like a baby is pleasing to the eye, but Zhang San's acting like a baby is as good as horror movies, and the goosebumps are so tired that people's skin pimples fall down in pieces.

"Speak well!" Although Quan Zhilong's heart beat undeniably fluctuated for a while after hearing Zhang San's "Ouba", he felt that it was because Zhang San's dick was too scary. "Don't scare people!"

"...I didn't scare anyone, Brother Tap will definitely hit me... He is so fierce that I am afraid of him! Aren't you my husband? Then you should bravely stand up and protect me when I am afraid!" Zhang If the three-one plan fails, another plan will be born.

"It's not impossible to help you..." The smiling appearance of Quan Zhilong made Zhang San feel bad in his heart, and he could tell from his appearance that he still had a backup.

Well, this is another pit. Zhang San has fallen into Quan Zhilong's trap for countless times, but every time he falls in and climbs out, he will fall again next time.Zhang San raised his forehead, this is another pit that cannot be jumped.

"Tell me! What are the conditions!" Zhang San looked down on death with a full face.

"Two conditions. From now on, call me Oppa. Straighten your tongue and say 'Ouba'! And...when you go to the awards ceremony at night...you must support me in the audience." Quan Zhilong put forward two conditions without changing his face, and he was fully sure that Zhang San would agree.

"Ouba! I promise you! What's so difficult about this!"

Quan Zhilong knew that Zhang San would definitely agree to his terms, but he didn't expect her to agree so happily.In fact, Quan Zhilong proposed these two conditions on a whim. Just after hearing Zhang San's distorted "Ouba", he has been thinking about what it would be like if Zhang San called "Ouba" normally , it was a coincidence, in short, he put forward such a condition.A shout of "Ouba" made him inexplicably feel comfortable all over his body, and thinking that Zhang San, who has always regarded himself as a female man, would have such a day of bowing his head, he felt even more refreshed. "How to support, there are rules. I will tell you how to support when the time comes!"

"What???" Zhang San sighed silently when she heard this, she had already seen the next pit waiting for her.

Quan Zhilong felt happy seeing Zhang San's dejected look. Recently, this guy has been ignoring him less and less because of the show. His wife retaliated against him. Speaking of which, he wanted to warn her a long time ago.But now she lives in their so-called bridal room, and she can't see her when she returns home. She can't teach her no matter what she wants to do.If Zhang San dares to fuck him on the show, he will follow Zhang San and fuck her on the show!

Witnessed this exciting banknote? The members of the Big Bang team of Zhidou felt that compared with the team leader Quan Zhilong, Zhang San was simply tortured and killed, and his serious shortcomings in IQ were exposed too thoroughly, so he was manipulated by the team leader to death.

The person involved, Zhang San, felt that this was purely because he had gotten carried away recently, and had ignored the danger and vindictiveness of Quan Zhilong, a man who would stab someone with a knife because his girlfriend cheated on him!

Quan Zhilong, who doesn't know the thoughts of these people around him, has already started to perform tasks on behalf of his imaginary wife to wake up Tap.The way Quan Zhilong woke up was simple and rude. He just took out a piece of yokan and put it near Tap's mouth.Tapp didn't even open his eyes, but opened his mouth first, and subconsciously bit the yokan around his mouth into his mouth, and then began to chew.Before he finished eating a piece of yokan, Brother Tapu had already opened his eyes.

Zhang San, who witnessed the whole process, was so heartbroken that he wanted to beat his chest. If he had known that Brother Tap would be so easy to wake her up, he would have done it by himself. How could he go up and agree to Quan Zhilong's two broken conditions!

"You too..." Zhang San looked disgusted... "It's too perfunctory... What should I do... Your method is too..."

"Simple? Whatever? It doesn't matter what method he uses, isn't it good if he achieves his goal?" Of course Quan Zhilong knew that Zhang San was just not convinced, but he just wanted to follow her words.

Except for Brother Tap, who just woke up and took the yokan and delivered it to his mouth mouth by mouthful, everyone around could see that in this battle between Quan Zhilong and Zhang San, Quan Zhilong won a complete victory , Zhang San was defeated.The friends immediately stood in line, of course, not Zhang San's side who was defeated.

"Ah~~ Our brother Long is so annoying! Why didn't I think of this method?! Sure enough, the captain is the captain, but it's different!" Kissing.

"...Ah...We Shengni really...rebelled so fast." Zhang San muttered to the camera next to him.

Quan Zhilong looked at Sheng Nian with a half-smile and then at Zhang San, then slapped away and was still holding a DV to shoot Sheng Nian, pulling past Zhang who was circling towards the camera three. "San San~ Are you hungry~ Let's go, Ouba will take you to have breakfast."

Quan Zhilong, who had won a big victory, had nothing to say when he was in a good mood. He pulled Zhang San, who could easily improve his mood, and left, leaving behind the stunned little friend in the room.

"Zhilong...he really values ​​sex over friends..." Zhuma murmured as he watched Quan Zhilong pulling Zhang San's back.

"What are you talking about?" Brother Tapu, who was still dazed while holding a piece of yokan, asked. He had just woken up and had no idea what was going on here.

"It's okay... just didn't expect...brother, you woke up so easily! Then what is the reason for all the suffering we suffered before?" Sheng Ni has enjoyed the inhuman experience of waking up his elder brother.

"Me? What's wrong with me?" Tap still didn't understand what they meant, and looked at Sheng Nian with a confused face.

Sheng Nian looked at the confused and clear eyes of his elder brother Tapu, and held back all the complaints he wanted to say, and it took him a long time to say that sentence. "It's okay... oh..."

Here, Quan Zhilong dragged Zhang San to the restaurant of the hotel. The breakfast was buffet style, with both Chinese and Western dishes. There was no one in the restaurant, and he was not worried that someone would recognize them.Zhang San was walked slowly by Quan Zhilong's hand, watching Quan Zhilong holding his hand, he didn't know what he was thinking, and there was a camera behind him, even if he didn't like holding hands with others, Zhang San couldn't just shake off like this his hand.

After arriving at the restaurant and sitting down, Zhang San was relieved. Seeing her palms soaked in sweat, she picked up a paper towel next to her and wiped her hands.However, Quan Zhilong next to him took a serious look at this little move, and his brows and eyes turned cold instantly.Zhang San didn't dare to say how much he knew Quan Zhilong, but he was very accurate in capturing his emotions. This was probably the survival instinct of small animals.Sensing Quan Zhilong's anger clearly, Zhang San felt uneasy. She didn't know where she had offended this ancestor again, but she had seen this kind of breath before. It was also this kind of breath, and not long after that, he cut a gash on her body.

Zhang San sensed something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he stared closely at the other party, and kept aiming at the knife and fork on the dining table from the corner of his eyes, for fear that he would pick up the knife if he went crazy... Although this is a public place However, Zhang San was still instinctively afraid.

Quan Zhilong is not stupid either, seeing Zhang San's face as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and seeing the knife and fork on the table out of the corner of her eye, she was very annoyed, but she also lowered her coldness.

"San San... go somewhere with Ouba." After speaking, Quan Zhilong pulled Zhang San and left, directly throwing away the still filming camera behind him.