Han Yu's Zhang San

To be honest, in fact, Zhang San's original plan was to hide in Greater China until he died and never appear in front of anyone related to Quan Zhilong again.But the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and she never imagined that one day she was just pushing three rounds to sell pancakes on the street, and was discovered by fans, and she even topped the list of top ten worst actresses!Zhang San was suspicious. Are these people her fans or her black people? !

What's going on?Speaking of it, Quan Zhilong was to blame...Even if Zhang San had completely thrown him to the horizon, he was still able to trap her from a distance, it was terrible.

Ever since Zhang San went to the Urban Management Bureau to push his tricycle back, he has made friends with the urban management uncle who confiscated his tricycle that day.The urban management uncle is called Cheng Kele, a new urban management in the 21st century, even though he is young, he is a formal worker!The family has a background, in order to pave the way for his future, the family paid him and sent him to the urban management team, and he became a regular worker at a young age.It's just that in such a place of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, being a Coke is nothing.

Cheng Kele is willing to make Zhang San as a friend, not because of her, she is not good-looking, but because she thinks she is interesting.Those clothes add up to more than twenty of her current stalls. Those who don’t know think she is a young lady from some big family who came out to experience life, but Zhang San is really serious about selling. Pancake fruit business.Occasionally, Cheng Kele would also take care of Zhang San's business. He had eaten pancakes made by Zhang San, not to mention, the taste was really quite good.From then on, Cheng Kele would go to Zhang San's stall when he had nothing to do.Over time, there are more and more people in Zhang San's stall.

A peddler with a stall has such a harmonious relationship with the city management, which is already eye-catching, but this peddler is still wearing expensive clothes, so he doesn't look like a peddler at all.People unconsciously pay more attention to Zhang San, and they don't know if Zhang San's later career caused her characteristics. She is really good at gathering popularity.With so many people paying attention to her, Zhang San couldn't keep a low profile even if he wanted to.

One day, Zhang San was spreading pancakes and fruit, when a man came and took a camera and took a quick picture of Zhang San.No matter how you say it, Zhang San is someone who has been in the entertainment industry, and he is not a normal person at first glance!It's too much like Yuji, and you can tell from that hooligan's energy, he probably isn't a reporter from a regular newspaper.

Of course Zhang San didn't want to be photographed for no apparent reason, and he was arguing with that person while spreading pancakes.That attitude is so even and steady, she doesn't move in any direction, those who know it say she is spreading pancakes, those who don't know think she is playing chess with some master, she doesn't even shake the hand that beats the eggs, whether the guest wants to add spicy or coriander she I remember everything clearly.Of course Zhang San is not mistaken, this is a basic skill for her, after all, she is also a person who has mixed with the seniors of Qianmen. The most important thing about this skill is to have a good memory, otherwise Zhang San would not be able to be an actor , just that one long paragraph of lines is enough to kill a person.

"Who are you? Did you get the owner's permission to take photos? Do you know that taking photos of me without my permission is a violation of my rights?" Zhang San finished spreading the eggs, sprinkled a handful of coriander, and took out the crispy Add to it.

"Do you know that I'm taking pictures of you?!" The man who took the photo was still stubborn, but he didn't stop his movements, and he still pointed the camera at Zhang San desperately.

"Do you think I'm blind or stupid? Even if you are stubborn, you should look a little bit. You have such a big lens that the flash light almost blinded me. You told me that you didn't take pictures of me? Can you take pictures in broad daylight? Turn off the flashlight?" Zhang San put away the crispy pancakes, sprinkled spicy strips in it according to the customer's request, wrapped the whole pancake fruit in a paper bag and handed it to the guest, and took back the money.

After finishing all this, Zhang San was not in a hurry to ask the next guest what he wanted for pancakes and fruit. He asked the next guest with crooked eyes, "Can you wait a little while?" Nodding his head, he agreed.Zhang San won his consent, took off his sleeves, pulled off the mask on his face, and walked towards the reporter who kept taking pictures.Before the reporter could react, Zhang San stretched out his hand and snatched the camera from the other party and hung it around his neck.

The reporter was bewildered by the sudden change, and when he realized it, Zhang San had already put on sleeves and disposable gloves and went into her pancake business again.

"Hey...hey! Why are you snatching my camera?! You give me back my camera!" The reporter's first reaction was to ask Zhang San to return his camera.

"Leave it to me for safekeeping, and I'll give it to you later. I don't think it's a burden." Zhang San slanted the camera on his back and completely ignored the reporter's words. What she meant was to keep the camera and wait for her to finish the business before talking to the reporter guy theory.Who knew that she just took off the mask in a moment of anger, and was recognized immediately.

"...Zhang San!!" A girl pointed at Zhang San and shouted. "I knew you were Zhang San!!! You still don't admit that you are Zhang San!"

"I admit it! I am Zhang San, who are you!? I don't remember who I owe money to!" Zhang San saw the girl's posture as if Zhang San ran away after owed her money, and immediately retorted.

"No... Is your IQ offline again! Who told you that I came to collect debts! I thought you looked like Zhang San last time, and you insisted that you were not!"

"When did you say I was Zhang San, and when did I deny it! I am so open and aboveboard, even if I really owe money to others, I won't run away!" Zhang San resolutely defended his reputation .

"No!" The girl was very excited. "I said last time that you looked familiar, but you insisted that you are the face of the public. I mistook the person!"

"You just said you looked familiar after reading it, and you didn't kill me and said that I was Zhang San. If you said you looked familiar, I knew who you were talking about! I think Obama looks familiar, just like our neighbor's second uncle!"

"Hey, don't be poor with me! Why are you selling pancakes here?!" The girl's words were full of indescribable disgust! "You're an actress after all. What do you mean by selling pancakes? Where's your manager? Just let you mess around like this?!"

"What's wrong with me selling pancakes?" Zhang San said with a look of grievance... "I'm self-sufficient, what's wrong with making money from my own labor... I don't have a manager anymore..."

Seeing Zhang San's aggrieved look, all the questions in the girl's heart were instantly speechless. As a fan of Zhang San, she also knew what happened to Zhang San recently.Seeing her aggrieved face now, coupled with her action of selling pancakes and fruits, only made her feel pain. Zhang San must have suffered a lot of grievances, and now he can only rely on this way to make a living.

"...We Sansan...you...you plan to do this in the future?"

Zhang San nodded, and then began to communicate with the next guest. After asking clearly what pancakes he wanted, he started to spread the pancakes, without any distraction. It didn't look like he was spreading pancakes, but he seemed to be doing some kind of tea ceremony Same.

"How can you just do this?! Brother Long doesn't care about you?"

"Why does he care about me? I can take care of myself! Don't underestimate the pancake fruit, okay? I'm still counting on this to marry Gao Fushuai as CEO and reach the pinnacle of my life!" Zhang San was arguing with the fan girl next to him. , while repeating the action of spreading pancakes.

"He...he..." The girl thought for a long time, but she didn't think of the reason why Quan Zhilong must take care of Zhang San. Although she didn't want to admit it, the show is the show. The two people need to show intimacy because of the show. After the show, they are nothing, and their fans can clearly see this.

"Hey... Are you my fan?" Zhang San asked expectantly, his eyes also glowed moistly when he looked at the girl.

Unbearable to be looked at by Zhang San's puppy-like eyes, the girl nodded. "Yes what's the matter?"

"If you are my fan, I will give you a fan benefit. I will give you a luxurious gift package of pancake fruit. Do you eat spicy food? Do you want coriander? I will add two eggs for you! You don't need to pay me! I invite you!" Zhang San enthusiastically sold his kindness to the girl. The girl looked at her for a long time, but finally couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing with a 'puchi'. "Pfft...well...you do it."

"Okay~~~~" Zhang San was very happy, finally able to let the girl stop asking about Quan Zhilong's news.The girl was also very happy, asking how many people in the world can eat pancakes made by idols? !

At this moment, the reporter, who had been ignored by the two for a long time, had already taken out his mobile phone and had secretly taken many pictures of San. He accepted Zhang San's suggestion this time, and turned off the flash and sound effects before taking pictures. of.

Those who recognized Zhang San also took out their mobile phones to take pictures. After all, it is really rare for a star to change careers and sell pancakes. It is rare to catch up with such a lively scene.

The girl watched Zhang Sansan make the pancakes for herself, took out a pen and handed it over.

"You can sign me...just sign on this paper bag! By the way...can I post on Weibo?" The girl asked cautiously, she was not sure whether Zhang San could accept her current situation. His appearance was posted on Weibo, after all, the image of a celebrity cannot be damaged in the slightest.This kind of star's life is down and down, and he has to set up a stall to make a living. Just listening to the news is very exciting.

"Send it, remember to give it to me!" Zhang San was very generous, took the pen, and signed his name on the wrapping paper bag of pancake fruit.

At this time, Zhang San also had a decision in his heart. Since his news was destined to be hidden, he might as well release it generously.Let them all know that she is still alive, but they can't find her specific whereabouts.Thinking about it, there is nothing that can paralyze people's nerves more than this. Zhang San doesn't think Quan Zhilong is a fool. Instead of waiting for him to recover and come to her troubles, it is better to follow this trend and continue acting. go down.Weibo is a very good thing.Zhang San habitually rubs her chin. A friend of hers told her before that when other people think, they stroke their beards. She strokes the flesh on her chin. She is just as cunning, but more deceptive than a beard stroker.