Han Yu's Zhang San

After Quan Zhilong left, Zhang San was still sitting on the sofa in a daze. It wasn't until the feeling of hunger came that she remembered that she hadn't eaten since yesterday.

When he came to the dining table, Zhang San was not surprised to find that there was no breakfast of his own on the table.And Jin Xiaolin went back to her own room directly after eating, and never came out after closing the door. After Zhang San asked the aunt who was in charge of cleaning the kitchen, he ran to the kitchen and started looking through the refrigerator.The aunt who was in charge of cleaning and tidying up seemed not surprised by Zhang San's appearance, as if Zhang San had lived in this place from the beginning.

After digging out the slices of toast from the kitchen, Zhang San poured out another cup of hot water. She didn't have any intention of cooking, and only hoped to find a way to go home as soon as possible.Zhang San, who was crouching on the sofa with a piece of toast in his arms, suddenly realized one thing, she was a heavenly //crowd, how could she understand what Quan Zhilong, a Korean, said?Moreover, these Koreans seem to be able to understand their own words. If this is the case, does it mean that they have an extra talent?Thinking of this, Zhang San immediately turned on the TV, wanting to verify whether he could really understand Korean characters.

After turning on the TV, Zhang San watched TV all day on the sofa with his pillow in his arms, didn't eat any food, and laughed out loud from time to time, just like a TV kid.Zhang San, who has been immersed in the TV world, completely forgot her original intention, and she didn't react until Quan Zhilong came back.

As soon as Quan Zhilong got home, he saw such a scene. The unknown creature named Zhang San was sitting on the sofa staring at the TV and giggling.Quan Zhilong sat next to her calmly, Zhang San was completely unaware that the antisocial personality disorder in her mind was sitting beside her, smiling happily.

"Are you really Tian//Chaoren?"

"If it's fake...hey, when did you sit here?"

"Just now... But I asked someone to check the information you gave, and all the content showed that there was no such person. What's your explanation? Or are you just lying to me?"

Zhang San didn't look at Quan Zhilong's face, his expressionless expression was too scary, he stared directly at the TV screen, and shook his head vigorously.

"No, no, how could I lie to you? I also want to go home early! Did you check wrongly? How could there be no one like me??"

"I did investigate, why, don't you believe in my strength? If there is someone like you, I can even find out what color underwear you like to wear."

"Pink... No! How can there be no one like me? Can't you go to my house and find it?"

"I can't find it. I also asked people to compare your appearance. In this world, there is no one like you, and there is no one who looks like you. So, who are you?"

"Without me?? How could it be possible without me? This is impossible?! This... this is simply absurd! Ah, no, I can travel through time. Is there anything more absurd than this in this world? It's so ridiculous! I'm going to... this... what the hell is going on?! This... where should I go back?? Doesn't this mean that I don't even have a place to go??? I don't Home??? No friends?? No job?? God... what else do I have?! I have nothing! How can this work?!"

Zhang San finally showed the most panicked expression since time travel. The absence of her in this world means that everything she has accumulated in the past 20 years has been wiped out.What's even more tragic is that she doesn't even have family and friends. Although she lived alone before, that doesn't mean she can live alone with nothing.What's next for her?Nothing, she doesn't even have an identity... Do you want to be a beggar? ?

"You don't have to be so afraid. As far as the current situation is concerned, I still have a little interest in you. If you can tell me about the world before you traveled, I can consider helping you get an identity. Even help you find a job. I am Quan Zhilong, and you should know that I have this ability." Quan Zhilong rubbed his chin and said to Zhang San, quite like taking advantage of the fire.

"Really?" Zhang San seemed to have seen a life-saving straw. In this case, she seemed to have no other choice.

"If you don't believe me, we can sign a contract." Quan Zhilong thought that saying this should reassure her, but he didn't know that Zhang San had always been a person who would hit a snake with a stick.

"Okay, sign it."

Quan Zhilong was choked by Zhang San, but he didn't expect this guy to actually nod. Normally, shouldn't he decline, and then he would make a so-called gentleman's agreement or something like that?

"Er... now?"

"It's okay if you don't sign now... Let's talk about identity first, let's get an ID card first... What's the matter with black households. God//The household registration book and ID card are easy to handle, find a wire There are many /// certificates on the pole, so you don’t need to look for it. But I’m in Korea now... Hey, is there a /// certificate in Korea?”

"The kind of evidence you said is false?"

"Who said that?! It's all true! It's true! You can check it! Heaven/Chaoban///Certificate, Conscience Industry!"

"Don't talk about this, you just need to believe that I have the ability to give you an identity."

"Oh...then what do you want to know?" Zhang San drooped his head, still unable to recover from the blow.

Speaking of this, Quan Zhilong regained his energy, and his body sat up straight. "Is there me in your world?"

"Yes." Zhang San answered the questions weakly.

"How about me in that world?" Quan Zhilong tried his best not to look so eager to know the answer.But Zhang San, who was in a desperate mood, didn't bother to look at his expression. After looking up at the other party feebly, she lowered her head again.

"It's still the same, no plastic surgery."

"I didn't say that! I was asking you about my achievements in that world?"

"...I don't know...I just know this face. And that "Pokémon"... For a while, this song was played on the street, it should be quite powerful."

"That song? It's a song from a long time ago... When did you travel through time?"

"2015...what time is it now?"

"2011...four years behind? That means...you know the future?" Quan Zhilong seemed to see some magical creature, his eyes were shining. "Then how did our Big Bang develop in 2015? What awards did we win?"

"I don't know." Zhang San shook his head resolutely, she didn't have much to do with these things, and the limited knowledge about Quan Zhilong was given by the girls from the former company.

"...Aren't you a fan?"

"no..."

"Then you asked me for an autograph?"

"Thinking about going back to exchange money... You have quite a lot of fans. However, it seems that you can't go back now." Speaking of Zhang San's mood, Quan Zhilong couldn't ask anything, and stared at Zhang San , I don’t know anything, why say so much, it’s a waste of emotion.Standing up, Quan Zhilong went upstairs. In order to find out the identity of this unknown creature, he hadn't even seen Xiaolin yet!As a result, this guy just said something useless.

After being interrupted by Quan Zhilong, Zhang San suddenly felt hungry. Talking to this person was not only exhausting, but also physically exhausting.Zhang San completely ignored the fact that he only ate breakfast once, and insisted on putting the blame on Quan Zhilong.Running to the kitchen familiarly, Zhang San took out the instant noodles, and suddenly felt that Korean dramas are not deceiving people. It turns out that no matter how rich the Koreans are, everyone in Korea must have instant noodles!

Although she has only been here for a day, Zhang San is already completely familiar with this place as her own home, and she can speak Korean. She tried it, and it seems that she has not forgotten the Chinese.For no reason, there was an extra skill in Korean, and Zhang San attributed it to this unclear time travel.

Looking at the instant noodles tumbling in the pot, Zhang San cracked an egg in a good mood. Don’t dare to say that Zhang San’s skill in cooking instant noodles is really incredible. It’s a skill honed by a single dog for 24 years. , not enough for outsiders.

Quan Zhilong came down following the scent. After working outside for a day, without a drop of water, as soon as he came back, he came to Zhang San, an unknown creature, to talk clichés, and then went upstairs to see Jin Xiaolin, but Jin Xiaolin still looked hopeless and fearful. His appearance whetted his appetite.Now he couldn't stand the smell of instant noodles, and when he walked to the kitchen, he saw Zhang San staring at the instant noodles, biting his chopsticks in a daze, and looking at the instant noodles in the pot, it seemed that they were already cooked.So Quan Zhilong turned off the fire directly, and took away the instant noodles that were still tumbling. Zhang San was still in a daze, biting his chopsticks and wondering what the hell he was thinking.

After Zhang San came back to his senses, he suddenly found that his beloved instant noodles were missing, and his whole body was in a bad state. Did she fall into another time-travel?After hearing the sound of 'Chi Liu, Chi Liu' coming from behind him, Zhang San turned his head stiffly, and saw Quan Zhilong eating the instant noodles he had cooked.

"Is it delicious?" Zhang Sanmu asked with a straight face, and his mind was full of words like "the second time, the second time, the second time, this guy touched my food for the second time..."

"It's not bad. I don't see that you are quite good at cooking ramen. Next time, remember to add two pieces of luncheon meat. It will be more delicious." After finishing the instant noodles and even the soup, Quan Zhi Long put forward valuable suggestions, and left the kitchen table regardless of whether Zhang San would accept it or not.

Zhang San stared at the back, dared not speak out, could only curse secretly in his heart, he really is a scum, he is full of thoughts, and he is going to harm the little girl just after eating, he is like a wolf with a big tail Outstanding representative, no wonder the little girl wants to leave him even if she dies. If it was me, I would run away. My mind is only thinking about how to squeeze others. It is really a product of the capitalist country. It is the material that was knocked down.