Han Yu's Zhang San

In the end, Zhang San still felt that she had been sold by a crooked chicken. When she came to the variety show called 'rm' in the car, she didn't know what kind of show it was, nor who the host was, let alone Know who will be there.So Zhang San was at the scene, saw a lot of unknown hosts, met guests who were a hundred times bigger than her, and started a physically exhausting run.

"Ah~ Is this the first time for Sansan to come to this show?" the host of Grasshopper, who is called God Liu by fans, asked. He looked very friendly with glasses on.

"Yes...first time."

"Have you heard of our show before?"

"Tell me the truth?"

"Of course it's telling the truth! You must be truthful when making a show. Everyone, our shows have always been so real, and you must listen to the truth unconditionally!" Liu Dashen said solemnly, facing the camera with a serious face, but the faces of his colleagues around him were so serious. The expressions on the screen are different, but to sum it up, there is one theme, listen to you!

"heard about it!"

The people who were waiting for Zhang San to say "I have never heard of it" immediately lost their positions. This is different from what they said!

"Didn't hear it? Heard of it???" Liu Dashen, who was about to say what he had thought before, was stunned for a moment when he heard this. "When did you hear about it??"

After Zhang San heard this question, he looked like he was caught by you. "Just yesterday..."

After listening to Zhang San's answer, Liu Dashen laughed out loud, and the reaction was very face-saving, and everyone laughed too, and the effect of the program was immediately achieved.The hosts who were a little worried that Zhang San might not be used to their show at first were relieved immediately. Zhang San seemed to understand their way very well.

Soon Zhang San got acquainted with this group of hosts in a gag, and almost became brothers and sisters of the opposite sex on the spot...Of course, it was all for the effect of the show.Several people chatted for a while before the hosts changed the subject and said that apart from Zhang San, there were other important guests coming.

Suddenly, Zhang San heard a noise not far away. Rao felt that he was well-informed, but he didn't know what the noise was.Later, it was the hosts who broke the secret with a single word. In fact, Zhang San also saw the helicopter flying towards this direction from a distance.Zhang San was also taken aback, who made such a big show?Come by helicopter!You must know that helicopters need to report for approval if they want to fly in the domestic airspace. Most people may not be able to fly even if they have one.After a while, Zhang San stopped being curious, and his face was stretched longer than a donkey.

The one who came was none other than the explosive group who just broke up not long ago.

As soon as the bombers got off the plane, they were busy bowing and saying hello to several hosts, and then they saw Zhang San's figure. Everyone was timid and did not dare to go forward. The atmosphere looked a bit awkward, especially Quan Zhilong. .In the end, the host came out to solve the problem. After all, this is a program, and there must be no broadcast accidents.

"Ah, everyone in our explosive group should have seen it? This beauty next to me! Zhang San!" Liu Dashen happily introduced to the explosive group.

"Um... this is Zhang San? Is it really Zhang San? I thought I was wrong when I looked familiar before, but it is really Zhang San!? But... Didn't Sansan have long hair before? And ...why is the face still injured?" Sheng Ni observed carefully, although the cut on Zhang San's face was not big and could be ignored by the ointment, but he still saw it.

"Well... isn't it just me, Zhang San? We just met yesterday, and you don't know each other today? Sheng Ni, you are so fickle, and you can't play together happily in the future!" Zhang San changed the topic with a smile, He didn't want to talk about the wound on her face, after all, it was still hurting, who would expose her own scar.

"Ah~ Are Sansan and Shengnian very close? Sure enough, Shengnian is... as long as they are beautiful women, they are very close!" Tapu never likes to talk too much, but he can see it The embarrassment between Zhang San and Quan Zhilong came, and he didn't want to cause any trouble, so he immediately changed the topic and brought the topic back from Zhang San.What's more, it's great to be able to tease his cute little brother.

The host has good eyesight, besides, Zhang San is not the protagonist of today, but today's protagonist is a group of heavyweight guests like them.Otherwise, the program team wouldn't have spent so much effort to give them such a grand appearance.

After introducing the members of the two teams, Zhang San found out that he was on the same team as the host. Zhang San, who was wearing Joseon era clothes and short messy hair, looked like a handsome young lady no matter how he looked.This is all thanks to the hair stylist, and her dog-like hairstyle can regain its brilliance.

Zhang San was also extremely fortunate for such an arrangement, fortunately she was not allowed to be on the same team as Quan Zhilong, otherwise today's show would have to have an accident to let it go.Looking at the poor-quality Roman fighter uniforms worn by the bombers on the opposite side, Zhang San couldn't stop laughing on his face. The clothes really set off people... It doesn't matter how good you look, anyway, wear it It's just as ugly when you're on it!

This program is still in the form of game competition, and their first game is in an open space outside.Zhang San saw the huge playing field with various gears painted on it, and didn't know what it was for until the director came out and announced to them what the thing was for.This is the first game they are going to play, go through the rotating gear array, go to the front of the plastic wrap, put your face through it, and then call out the specified number of passwords.When Zhang San heard it, it was quite simple...

So... the director blew a whistle, and before Zhang San could react, everyone ran out. Although she was already slow, she still ran out quickly.Because Zhang San felt that he had slowed down a lot, he showed all his strength and ran forward, rushing like a rugby player along the way, and no one stood up wherever he went.Even if it was his own teammates, Zhang San could not miss it, who let them get in the way!

Tapp, who was still in the lead, was suddenly knocked aside by Zhang San, and was about to stand firm on the ground before chasing forward, when Zhang San stumbled with his left foot and stumbled with his right foot, and his whole body was straightened up. Next, fell a dog gnawing mud!Originally thinking of standing up and continuing to run, he immediately fell to the ground clutching his stomach, pointing at Zhang San and laughing like a lunatic.When the two were in such a vicious competition, Quan Zhilong had already run to the front, and with the help of the host's trump card, Jin Zhongguo known as 'Tiger Wolf', he won the first match without any risk.

The game was over, and the people who were busy grabbing the chance to win the game hadn't figured out why one of them was covering his nose and the other was covering his stomach.Later, when they were watching the replay, they saw Zhang San's wonderful scene.Startled by the whistle, Zhang San rushed out like an arrow from the string, knocked away the leading Tap, and then immediately stumbled with his left foot and fell into the mud with his right foot.Of course, this scene was edited by countless netizens, and it has become one of the famous scenes in variety shows since then.

But in the end, even with such a big killer like Zhang San, they still failed to win the game. Who made Jin Zhongguo too powerful, and he was guarding there like a guard! ? !Who made Zhang San not even bother to make soy sauce later, just perfunctorily sitting on the cockpit in the back and turning around to watch them fight in front?

The first game ended without any risk, and Zhang San also gloriously won the same title as Tap's game black hole.Zhang San curled his lips, feeling that what they said was wrong, and vowed to avenge his shame in the next game.

But when Zhang San faced the flowing water in the clear valley, he still didn't understand, what are they going to do?So the director appeared again and explained the rules of the second game. In this pool, a basketball game will be held.

Zhang San is also convinced, this show is really tossing, but she never thought of giving up like this!Before the game started, they were going to change clothes, and Quan Zhilong took advantage of this gap to find Zhang San, and asked questions with concern.

"San San... can your face... get wet? Will it be bad for the wound?"

Zhang San didn't = didn't even look at him, he just let out a 'hum' from his nose as an answer, and then returned to his team.Quan Zhilong touched/touched his nose, feeling extremely embarrassed, and felt that Zhang San's little appearance was too cute, so he returned to his teammates with a smile or not.

Several people stood in the pool with white towels, and with the sound of beating boards, the program started recording again.Several hosts made articles on the towel, trying to imitate Quan Zhilong's style, Zhang San stared at the towel in his hand in a daze...she didn't know how to wrap this thing at all!As if seeing Zhang San's hesitation, Quan Zhilong turned his eyes and walked towards Zhang San with crooked eyebrows. It's a pity that Zhang San was still studying the white towel in his hand, and he didn't even notice Quan Zhilong This is annoyingly close.

When Zhang San found out, he was already standing in front of her.Quan Zhilong took the white towel from Zhang San's hand, covered her head, carefully tied a knot, and carefully adjusted it several times, as if afraid that Zhang San would feel uncomfortable.Zhang San's face was full of surprise, and the hosts watched the excitement and made a fuss about it!The two had acted in "Wo Knot" before, and they were ambiguous first. Now that Quan Zhilong has made such an appearance, it is tantamount to confirming the rumors that the relationship between the two is unusual.

"San San~ How's it going? Is it okay?" Quan Zhilong asked carefully, but Zhang San just wanted to slap him in the face.

Zhang San, who didn't intend to just let Quan Zhilong go his way, also laughed, and pulled aside the host, the tallest giraffe. "You are old at this skill. I really have nothing to say. Brother Giraffe doesn't know how to do it. He has been complaining to me just now. Can you help me? Ah..." Zhang San looked at Quan Zhilong, then looked at The giraffe said the next words maliciously. "Brother Giraffe squats down and Mr. Quan can reach it!"