Abnormal Museum Pokédex

Chapter 11 S1.E11. Cha Ye

"Then what happened afterwards?" Xiao Su asked Wu Xingyu, "How did the police station deal with it? You said something happened to Chen Jianguo, and that's it?"

"The police station doesn't bother to deal with things like yin marriages. After the two parties have settled the matter, just toss about it." Wu Xingyu couldn't eat his beef tongue anymore, so he took a can of beer and continued to drink, "It happened to this ghost daughter-in-law. ——This female corpse was obtained by Chen Jianguo, and now she is dead and not rotten. The owner of the marriage was afraid of something strange, and did not dare to marry her son, so he wanted to return her to Chen Jianguo. But Chen Jianguo is not stupid, how could he agree? Tell them to send the body to their own home? There was a big fuss on both sides, and finally the main family simply sent it to the police station."

Xiao Su just thought about the scene at that time and felt extremely sour.Wu Xingyu clicked his tongue twice, and continued: "The police station really provoked others. In order to build a beautiful new countryside, even the captain of the criminal police personally led a team to the park to pick up cigarette butts on weekends. I didn't expect to check it immediately and found a female corpse! After a long time, I saw that it was okay, so I quickly found my family and took it back for burial? When I asked, it was said that Chen Jianguo had contacted me, so I called Chen Jianguo on the spot."

"Didn't you say you bought it from Taobao?" Xiao Su didn't know why he was not afraid when he heard this, and he wanted to laugh a little, "Apply directly for after-sales, return and refund. By the way, does the ghost wife have a seven-day warranty? Chen Jianguo bought shipping insurance No?"

"He probably bought it from Xianyu, so there is no after-sales service." Wu Xingyu complained, and continued, "I don't know the details, anyway, the seller can't be contacted, and the ID card bound to the mobile phone and bank card is illegal. Applying it—I can imagine it, this kind of thing is testing on the edge of illegality, and people must avoid it for a while—in short, this female body just fell into the hands of the police station. The director was so upset that he could only report it to the city bureau , looking for family members across the country."

"Did you find it?"

"I really found it." Wu Xingyu said, "Just two days after Chen Jianguo entrusted me to sue you, the city bureau confirmed the identity of the female corpse through the missing persons records. Well—so I said you can’t rush this matter, and Chen Jianguo has no time to blackmail you.” Thinking of Xiao Su’s fanatical obsession with the beast, he comforted him: “But don’t worry, I have asked his apprentice The body of the divine beast is settled, and I personally tested the socket with an electric pen, and this time the freezer is absolutely powered."

"Thank you!" Xiao Su patted his shoulders sincerely, but now he doesn't care much about the beasts anymore, but is very concerned about the case of the ghost daughter-in-law, "Who is that female corpse?"

"It's an [-]th-tier actress...not even an actress, she's just an Internet celebrity, and she played a role in an online drama." Wu Xingyu said, "According to the family, the girl was a teenager because of the live broadcast. I became popular, and then I dropped out of school and joined the Internet celebrity circle. I used to be a singer, acted in an online drama, and opened an online store. Later, as I got older, I didn’t make a name for myself in my thirties, and I was unwilling to quit the circle. She was told several times by her family that she simply ran away from home. At the beginning, she still had contact with her sister, but she completely lost contact after July this year, and the family reported her disappearance because of concern."

"Thirty years old is not too old." Xiao Su said, "You are almost thirty and still go to school."

"You don't understand the Internet celebrity circle." Wu Xingyu said, "It's the big sister, the old aunt is over 25, and it's time to retire at the age of 30-you should be your academic circle, and you can still judge young scientists at the age of 45."

Xiao Su is very glad that he stays in a circle that is so tolerant towards the elderly, otherwise he would be an old man now...

"Then how did this Internet celebrity die?" Xiao Su asked Wu Xingyu, "It couldn't be murder, could it?"

"The city bureau's forensic identification indicated that it was a sudden illness. It seemed that there was something wrong with the heart or the respiratory system. If the rescue was not timely, it resulted in death." Wu Xingyu said, "But the family members did not agree, and they have already applied for a higher level of judicial identification, and they also said that they would sue Chen Jianguo. ——No, Chen Jianguo applied for legal aid with us again, and I will represent him.”

Xiao Su sighed: "You two are quite destined..."

Wu Xingyu frowned, and said in horror: "I won't eat this CP!"

Xiao Su laughed, and asked him after laughing: "Aside from Pingqiao Town Police Station and Jingchuan City Bureau, are there other people involved in this case?"

"It seems to be there." Wu Xingyu said, "I went to sign a power of attorney with Chen Jianguo yesterday, and I heard from them that a powerful unit above sent two investigators down, but no one knows exactly what to investigate. It's top secret."

Xiao Su guessed that the two people were Police Officer Sun and Rong Rui. Could it be that the death of this Internet celebrity involved some state secrets?

It's so funny, I never thought that I would be involved in a murder case when I was bored for a [-]-day museum challenge, and now it's also involved in state secrets... The more Xiao Su thought about it, the more bloody he was, lying on the bed at night tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and remembering The adventure with Rong Rui in East Africa five months ago.

Who the hell is he?What unit does it belong to?Why was he sent abroad to perform such a dangerous mission at a young age?

Could the death of the Internet celebrity also be related to that mission?

Just as he was thinking wildly, he saw Wu Xingyu sticking his head out of the stairs wrapped in a quilt: "Xiao Su, are you asleep? Are you afraid? May I be your companion?"

Xiao Su was laughed angrily by him, so he had no choice but to move to the side of the big bed: "Come here."

"The sofa is too small for me to sleep on, so let's squeeze with you." Wu Xingyu ran over and said embarrassedly, "Actually, I'm also a little scared, thinking about ghost marriages, female corpses, etc., it's chilly of."

"Okay, stop talking!" Xiao Su hurriedly stopped him, turned on the night light under the bed a little bit, and opened the mobile APP, planning to find Guo Degang's cross talk on the Himalayas to drive away evil spirits.

"Why do you want to listen to cross talk?" Wu Xingyu sneered, "The two straight men listen to Guo Degang in the middle of the night, aren't they sick?"

Xiao Su was speechless, Wu Xingyu directly grabbed the phone and downloaded a live broadcast app, and said while choosing a room: "If you want to watch it, you should watch the live broadcast! Wow, there are so many beauties...and women's big guys...hey, and AMSR! "

Xiao Su remembered that he said that the net red female corpse was doing "AMSR" before she was alive, and asked curiously: "What is AMSR."

"I don't understand either, just listen to it."

Xiao Su listened stupidly for 3 minutes, blushing: "What the hell?"

On the live broadcast screen, an anchor wearing a maid outfit is rubbing a strange gadget. For some reason, the sound is the same as some kind of indescribable harmony!

Probably out of fear that the audience would not be satisfied, the anchor would make a fuzzy whine from time to time, combined with the sound effects of the gadget, the effect was quite amazing!

Although Xiao Su was a solo mother and relatively abstinent, he was a normal man after all. He blushed when he heard it, and dodged to the side like the plague, and said, "Shut it up, this is too crazy!" In the middle of the night Two straight men lie on the same bed and listen to AMSR, is it better than listening to Guo Degang?

Wu Xingyu also noticed that the situation was a bit weird, and murmured: "I've always been curious about what AMSR is, but today... watching the live broadcast is so cool, it's almost like Yunda Healthcare..."

The two straight men looked at each other, and the scene was once very awkward.

Fortunately, the system prompt sounded in time, saving their integrity. Xiao Su quickly grabbed the phone and switched to the system, only to see an APP called "UMBRA" automatically installed on the desktop at some point, and there was a reminder in the APP.

Xiao Su opened the reminder, and an unfamiliar interface appeared on the phone screen, which was a bit similar to WeChat, but with a simpler style. There were two avatars in the friend list on one side, one was a cat with a paper bag on its head, named Rongrui , one is a corgi wearing glasses named Xiao Su.

The paper bag cat blinked twice, and Rongrui sent a message: [Didn't you say you don't want the beast? 】

Glasses Corgi: [? !What software is this?Why is it showing up on my phone? ! 】

Paper bag cat: [The communication app copied from the senior brother is relatively safe... You haven't talked about the beast, didn't you say you don't want it when I asked you last time?They said yesterday that you plan to spend money to buy it? 】

Xiao Su was still in shock, his mind was full of "My phone was hacked, this brat is absolutely lawless".Rong Rui couldn't wait for his answer, so he flashed again: 【Then do you want it or not? 】

Xiao Su himself was angry for a long time, but for some reason it all disappeared, and replied: [I didn't intend to have it, but now I find that it is a special species, so I want to buy it for some experiments. 】

Rong Rui: [Oh…………………………………………………]

Looking at the long ellipsis, Xiao Su couldn't help laughing, he could almost make up his arrogant face, but it fit his profile picture very well.

After Rong Rui finished asking, he didn't go into details, but just sent him a link.Xiao Su clicked on it and saw that it was the official Weibo of the Pingqiao Town Police Station, so he followed it.

Rong Rui: [Don't bother with that lawyer Wu of yours, you're a weakling, wait for my news. 】

Xiao Su: [Do you know him? 】

Rong Rui: [Lawyer in the village, rookie, handwriting is so ugly... Go to bed early, stop watching unhealthy things, good night! 】

What is an unhealthy thing?Xiao Su had a black question mark face, and wanted to ask him a few more words, but UMBRA had automatically closed and disappeared from the desktop.

Xiao Su looked at the phone, suspecting that he was hallucinating just now.Seeing that his expression was not right, Wu Xingyu leaned over and asked, "Who is it? What's wrong with you? Why is your face so ugly?"

Xiao Su took a deep breath: "It's okay, go to sleep."

With a flick of my finger, I accidentally clicked on the live broadcast app just now. I was surprised to find that the anchor who broadcast AMSR had been banned.

"Woof grass!" Xiao Su shivered in shock, for some reason, he suddenly felt a sense of fear of being caught by his wife.

The author has something to say: Xiao Su: No, this must be an illusion, I don't have a wife at all!

Rong Rui: As a 26-year-old uncle, shouldn't he have a sense of self-care?

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