After adopting paranoid gods

Ji Tang: "..."

Guoguo can take a bath with him.Qin Ye and Qin Yang are now kittens like Guoguo, and they do have the right to wash with Ji Tang.

Otherwise it is unfair.

The two kittens raised their heads vigorously, looking at Ji Tang eagerly.

Ji Tang hung his head, at a loss, in a dilemma.

But before Ji Tang could respond, one of the kittens squeezed into the bathroom between Ji Tang's legs while Ji Tang was not paying attention.Seeing this, the other little milk cat hurriedly meowed in, fearing that the other party would take advantage of Ji Tang first.

Guoguo soaked in the warm pool, showing half of its furry head, blinking its shiny eyes, looking curiously at the two strange little milk cats, and then spit out several bubbles in the water.

But this action became a show off in the eyes of the little milk cats.

Ji Tang must have undressed and bathed in front of Guoguo just now.

The little milk cats rushed over meowing, pawing at the edge of the bathtub, wanting to take a bath too.

They moved very quickly, and after a while, the two furry rolled into the water, causing heavy splashes on the surface of the water.They stick out their wet heads and shake their ears.Then wait for Ji Tang at the door to come in and take a shower.

Their expressions are extremely innocent. The kitten's face is soft, its eyes are big and wet, and it looks very clean and simple.

I'm just a kitten who doesn't know anything.jpg

Ji Tang: "..."

He could indeed go in and take a bath.

but……

Thinking of something else, Ji Tang's ears became very red for a moment, and his eyes were covered with mist, as if he was about to shed tears at any moment.He stood at the door, tightly clutching the bath towel wrapped around his body, at a loss.Neither in nor out.

"Meow?"

One of the kittens called out to Ji Tang, beckoning him to come and take a bath.Guoguo didn't mind the two new cats either. She pawed her paws on the edge of the bathtub, tilted her head, and waited for Ji Tang to come to wash her fur.

Guoguo doesn't know what kind of thoughts its new partners have.

But Ji Tang remained motionless, huddling tightly at the door like a little hamster.Until a familiar figure appeared before his eyes.

"Fu Linshan?"

A handsome man in a military uniform ran out of the little rabbit puppet at some point.He didn't look at Ji Tang, but walked straight to the bathroom full of toffee smell, and then walked to the bathroom, grabbed the two little milk cats transformed from ghosts one by one, and lifted them out of the bathroom.

"Meow meow?"

Fu Linshan glanced at Ji Tang through his cold glasses, and said softly, "You can't take a bath with the cat."

Ji Tang didn't react, he raised his head, looked at Fu Linshan with his cheeks flushed by the heat, and muttered, "No, can't you?"

"Guoguo is fine. These two cats are not good, they are not clean, and they are too old to match you." Fu Linshan said coldly without mercy.He grabbed them by the back of their necks and let them meow angrily without letting go.

"Hmm..." Ji Tang looked at the two kittens who were grabbed by the neck by Fu Linshan.Their fur exploded, like two chubby little hedgehogs, blowing at Fu Linshan.

Qin Ye and Qin Yang were indeed the oldest in the ghost shelter.

But...Fu Linshan's words were obviously mixed with personal emotions, such as "I don't like it".

Fu Linshan teased casually: "If you like to take a bath with others, I can also take a bath with you."

Ji Tang: "..."

He glanced at the man's slightly protruding muscles wrapped in the fabric of the military uniform, sighed lightly, and shook his head: "No need."

He was afraid that he would feel inferior.

Fu Linshan raised the corners of his lips, and lightly poked Ji Tang's nose with his fingertips: "One day it will."

Ji Tang: "..."

-

After Qin Ye and Qin Yang were thrown into the living room, they didn't come back.

Ji Tang returned to the bathroom, took off the towel, and took a very comfortable hot bath with Guoguo.

This is Guoguo's first bath.

Since it came to Ji Tang's house, there have been many firsts.The first time I was hugged, the first time I ate cat food, the first time I was able to sleep peacefully, and the first time I felt the warmth I had been asking for.

It feels like the happiest cat in the world.

After Guoguo took a bath, Ji Tang wrapped her in a small quilt and carried her out.Guoguo returned to the bedroom, squatted in a small corner and ran out after licking the cat by herself.

Ji Tang also went out to take a look.

He saw Guoguo took two small dried fish from the food bowl, and put them in front of the two little milk cats.

It's a bit like... comforting them with small dried fish.It's a pity that the little milk cats don't appreciate it.

They are not cats, they are high-ranking ancient emperors/generals.

They turn their heads away and there is no Liguoguo.Guoguo didn't get angry either, she glanced at them with pity, and then quickly ran away.It's obviously pity that they couldn't take a bath with Ji Tang.

Little milk cat: "..."

Ji Tang: "..."

He settled the two kittens, and then went to find Longlong.

Longlong was very obedient, and stayed in the open space at the door all the time.The little whale next to it was very curious about the same huge creature, flapping its wings and making a buzzing sound.

When Longlong saw Ji Tang approaching, he immediately flew over and rubbed his big head on the top of Ji Tang's head.

Ji Tang chuckled and rubbed it: "Welcome home."

"Huh..." The giant dragon blinked its golden eyes, breathed out a mouthful of dragon breath, and conjured a flower for Ji Tang.Then it raised its tail and pointed to the distance.

Ji Tang paused, guessing: "You... want to go back and continue making spring?"

The giant dragon nodded: "Huh..."

Yes.

"That's it." Ji Tang narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "It's okay, you go first and do what you want to do. As long as there is a place with you, any place is home..."

"Huh~" The dragon rubbed against Ji Tang's head, it shook its tail, took off slowly, and disappeared into the blue sky.Only a faint herbaceous fragrance remains.

Just wait a few more days, and the rainforest that disappeared in the fire will reappear in this world.

Ji Tang thought.

The dragon died because of protecting the forest, so all the souls in the forest are willing to belong to it and integrate with it.

Ji Tang came home and unexpectedly received a call from Pudding.com.

In the blink of an eye, the profession of supernatural anchor was put on hold by him for a long time.

The staff of Pudding.com would like to entrust Ji Tang with a favor.

In more than a week, there will be a group of horror culture lovers from foreign countries coming to China.They want to understand the horror and ghost culture of Huaguo.Pudding.com has the largest terror zone on the entire network, and of course this responsibility is indispensable.

So Pudding.com wanted to ask Ji Tang, the spiritual anchor with the most fans, if he could help them with this matter.

Ji Tang had actually heard about this matter earlier.

Without any hesitation, he nodded and said to the person on the other end of the phone with a smile: "Don't worry, I will help you to finish it. I will also give them the best horror experience."

He now has all kinds of ghosts, and he wants them to learn about horror culture, which is something that can be done with a flick of a finger.

When the other party saw that Ji Tang agreed, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Great. I remember that group of people are horror film companies from abroad. They look down on Hua Guo's horror films and so on. The purpose of their coming here is to promote foreign countries. Horror culture. You must help us fight for it."

"Row."

Ji Tang was about to hang up the phone when the other party stopped suddenly and said to Ji Tang mysteriously: "Happy birthday."

Ji Tang was slightly stunned, a little unresponsive, and after a long while, he slowly came back to his senses——

The day after tomorrow is my birthday.

time flies.

"Thank you." Ji Tang chuckled.

"It's okay." After saying goodbye to Ji Tang, the other party hung up the phone.

Ji Tang put back her phone and glanced at the calendar on the wall of the living room.

This calendar was circled by him to point out many dates.

He used to write down the birthdays of all the ghosts, and then circle them on the calendar, hoping that he could remember them.

But his own birthday is blank and not circled with a marker.

If he didn't say...he almost forgot.

Ji Tang shook his head helplessly.

For his birthday this year, he doesn't ask too much.He just hopes that someone can eat the whole birthday cake with him.

He thought the birthday cake he made was really delicious.It's a pity that every year in the past, there were only enough to eat and throw away.

But this year is different.He felt that his year was very happy, really happy.He is no longer alone.

As Ji Tang thought about it, two blushes appeared on the base of her ears, especially conspicuous on her fair skin.

He picked up the family portrait on the coffee table, gently wiped a piece with a paper towel, and put it back.

Then he went back to the bedroom and got ready for bed.

The deliciously washed fruit was curled into a soft ball on the bed.The two little milk cats also ran onto the bed, squatting obediently on Ji Tang's pillow, waiting for Ji Tang to come over.

Ji Tang didn't chase away the two little milk cats, and lay down on the bed, the two little milk cats scrambled to occupy his arms, and finally one cat took a share of his arms.

It was the first time he slept with so many cats, and the whole bed was warmed by them.He turned off the light and said softly, "Good night."

-

The next day.

Ji Tang was woken up by the loud ringing of the phone.

He got out of the bed in a daze, rubbed his head, and glanced at the phone to show the person.

—is the person in charge of the landfill, the bald man.

When Ji Tang was negotiating with him before, he left a phone call by the way.

What is he calling himself for...?

Ji Tang blinked, puzzled, and connected the phone.

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Jokes from little angels:

@huangxiaopang: Just when Tangtang was carrying Guoguo to the bathroom...

The two little ones, who were fighting and meowing at each other, suddenly froze when they heard the movement. Somehow, they thought of something that even their furry faces couldn't cover the bloody pink. Regarding this, the two little ones I just turned my head to look at each other and looked at each other with disgust: hum╭(╯^╰)╮It’s still so annoying, but... oops—forget it, who is the king/general is always too soft-hearted~ too soft-hearted ~It’s just adults who don’t count villains.

Daqin: For Tangtang's sake, I won't argue with you this time [Wangzhi contempt waving his hand.jp]

Erqin: Che, you tyrant, I should have said this to you, hehe!

Daqin: You, you, you...

Erqin: Me, me, what's wrong with me!

Daqin: Heh, this time I won't be as knowledgeable as you and other savage generals. Come on, let's seize the opportunity and hurry up, otherwise there will be no shop in this village.

Er Qin: You!Huh, okay, this time I won't talk to you with your petty nonsense (I can't lose in the mouth), go, hurry up, while you are young, you have to make jokes and play cute rolls, "Old "But there's nothing left! !

The two little ones looked at each other, turned their heads without saying a word, and ran, vying to be the first to run to Tangtang's side, vowing to be the number one new cat of the era! (I saw them striding like a shooting star... um... well, you have to be honest and not be ignorant of your conscience. I saw two little meows, a flat princess, and a rolling 'Duang', came to an emergency brake in front of the door, shook his head and licked the little one Fried hair is the most beautiful cat boy again)

@萆莉: If Longlong becomes a human. ///// Golden hair like brocade, green eyes like clear springs, looking at Tangtang ignorantly and obsessively.

Tangtang: Longlong, are you a boy or a girl.

Longlong: (*/ω＼*) Hold Tangtang's hand and stretch it out towards....

Tangtang:! ! !Wait, um, why, why are there two...//////

Longlong (excited, shy) embraces Tangtang, rubbing his head into Tangtang's arms.