[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] The male god is in a pot

"If you are willing to peel off my clothes one by one, you will find that I have tattoos, I have two words tattooed, it hurts..."

Mariko Doi had an injury on her head, so she tied it with a printed silk scarf for the sake of beauty.After singing, I looked around the audience. Every creature is beyond human cognition. Some have horse-headed people with long eyelashes, and some are upright frogs wearing medieval aristocratic costumes.

Her memory was fragmented again, and when she stood on the spaceship roaming the universe, her whole body was in a bad state.

If the occasional weird phenomenon is just a problem with the style of painting, then it is program garbled code now.

Although the memory is extremely chaotic, the memory of the male god has not changed at all, and her male god is also on the spaceship!

This is a restaurant, both the decoration and business philosophy have copied the light bar.

In order to survive in the vast universe, Dohi Mariko resolutely became a restaurant resident singer. Although the lyrics have been changed beyond recognition, they seem to be well received.There are three songs in each round, with a 10-minute intermission.After Dohi Mariko sang the tattoo version of Onion, she sat at the bar and waited for the male god to appear.

"boom--"

A soaring loud noise sounded from the right side, following the sound, a burly bull-headed man broke through the wall, and collapsed in a mess among the ruins.It happened so suddenly that no one reacted.And at the hole in the wall where a big hole was broken, a young man in a Kung Fu shirt and orange-pink braids was still in the posture of punching.

There is no doubt that this violent Zhengtai is the male god of Mariko Doi!

Mariko Doi immediately ran to the kitchen and carried a bucket of white rice to honor the male god, who seemed to be in a good mood: "Oh, you are really a sensible aunt."

... Ah, aunt?

Hey man, you are so naughty, he is obviously the same age as you!Mariko Doi was weeping two sea wide tears, watching the male god gobble up with tears in his eyes.Suddenly the male god who was eating raised his head from the rice bowl, his face was covered with rice grains, he was really cute.He frowned and smiled very sweetly: "Auntie, if you stare at me again, I will kill you."

Look, this brat is really heartless!

Dofa Yuanzi held his trembling little liver, and carried another pot of white rice to honor the male god. The male god took it: "For the sake of the rice, I won't kill you today."

Thanks to the male god for not killing, today's male god is also cute.

After a full meal, the male god sticks out his tongue and licks off the rice grains from his lips. The picture is so tempting that Mariko Dofa almost has a nosebleed.

After hiccupping, the male god seemed to think of something, took out a scroll from his arms, and placed it next to her face, "Ah, I finally found you."

Monk Erzhang Doufei Yuanzi was puzzled, took the scroll from the male god, and his whole face suddenly drifted... The person painted on the painting could barely recognize a woman, with a big round face, peas, and freckles all over his face...the male god How to recognize this person from such an artistic abstract portrait is hers!

Although Dohi Mariko looks mediocre, it's not that bad.

A beauty is a world-famous painting, so she is also the cutie girl of Little Pink's subordinates! 【self-weight

Dofa Mariko was touching his fleshy apple muscles and protesting: "God, are you highly myopic, with astigmatism, glaucoma, presbyopia and cataract? Why don't you have retinal repair surgery! The person in this painting doesn't look like me? How can you turn a blind eye to me who is so elegant and outstanding?"

"Auntie, do you have incontinence with your mouth?"

The male god doesn't care what Yuanzi Tufei is saying, he just wants to complete this Laoshizi's task as soon as possible, as for who the person in the painting is, he doesn't care about his business.The male god stepped forward, knocked Tufei Yuanzi unconscious with a knife in his hand, then put the whole body on his shoulders, jumped a few steps, and came to his own spaceship.

"Head, have you found someone?"

Afu Rabbit was about to go forward to offer condolences, but as soon as the words fell, a meat ball flew towards him, the speed was so fast that he almost subconsciously thought it was a disaster, so he instinctively used his umbrella to fly out.

Bang - Meatball fell into the ruins, groaning.

Ah, it turned out to be a person.Afu Rabbit scratched his head, smiled honestly, then stepped forward to push aside the ruins, and when he saw the face of the girl who fell among them, he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Captain, she is..."

"Huh?" [Beep——] The leader turned around, "She is the bride who ran away when the idiot admiral got married."

Afutu breathed a sigh of relief, brushed away the girl's hair sticking to her face, and always felt that she looked very similar to her.When she left, she probably only reached his knees. If she was still by his side, she should be as big as the girl in front of him.

"I heard that the person was found! Hahaha!"

After hearing his voice, he saw his person. As the door was pushed open, the figure of Dumb Admiral appeared in Shenwei's vision.

The Dumb Admiral was wearing the uniform of a high-ranking official, followed by a group of younger brothers. He felt good about himself and thought that he appeared quite like a big boss, and behind him was a group of young men led by him.But in reality, it was like a fat pig that had escaped and was caught back by the concerted efforts of the staff.

The dumb admiral seemed to be in a good mood because of the loss of the runaway bride.

When I walked up to see the girl who was still lying in the ruins in a daze, her expression changed again and again. Although she was very different from the bride in her impression, as long as she could get married, she would be fine.But when he thought of running away with other men when he got married, Admiral Dumb lost all face, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he was about to kick him hard, but the moment he lifted his foot, Afutu caught him.

"Afu Rabbit, are you going to commit an offense?"

The Dumb Admiral's face was sideways, and he was about to get angry, but there was a sharp pain in his ankle, as if he was about to be crushed at any moment.

At this time, Dohi Mariko also woke up.

I found myself lying in the arms of an uncle with stubble, and in front of me was an alien so fat that he could drip oil. When I turned my gaze, I saw the male god looking at them with big, round blue eyes. A novel face that seems to have discovered something new.

"Afu Rabbit."

The voice of the male god is cute and cute, as if it has some kind of magical power that can break through taboos.

Of course, all of this is just a description added by Dofei Yuanzi's own opinion. In fact, before the male god could respond, the uncle named Afutu had let go of his hand. Dofei Yuanzi saw the fat alien holding his hand The red and swollen ankle was crying, and her intuition told her that as long as the uncle wanted to, it would take a minute to crush it.

"Ah, idiot... Admiral Dumb, I'm really sorry, a gentleman can't see a lady being kicked."

"I heard it! You said you were an idiot, didn't you! You must have said it! You monkey!"

"Ah, idiot admiral, you must have misheard."

The male god stood up at this time and explained with a smile, but he blatantly called the admiral an idiot, and only a male god could do it.Next, the male god didn't care how the dumb admiral was so angry that he pulled Afutu and Dofei Yuanzi out.

Returning to the territory of the male god, Mariko Doi learned the truth from Afutu's explanation.

She patted her chest in fear, almost being regarded as the bride of the Dumb Admiral.As for the culprit of everything, he was eating with a rice bowl bigger than his face.Mariko Doi pouted resentfully. This was a blessing in disguise, and he would have a chance to get close to the male god.

"Girl, are you my sister?"

Mariko Doi was stunned for a moment by the uncle's question without beginning or end, "Why did uncle say that?"

"Because your apple muscles are exactly the same as my sister's."

"your sister!"

Fuck, do I only remember the apple muscles on my face?So what is the difference between this and the legendary Manshiwu Glasses Boy?

Yuanzi Doi, who was being aggrieved, suddenly lost his sight, and was held into his arms by the uncle, "Sister, brother is finally here for you!"

"……"Hello!That sentence just now was a foul language!I don't mean it's your sister, dear!

The uncle's eyes were red, and he sniffed: "After a long absence, we finally met, thanks to the apple muscle on your face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years."

Hey Hey hey!Uncle, your IQ is not in the service area!As for relying on apple muscles to recognize relatives, I'm really drunk.

"Sister!!!"

Uncle Afutu's emotions are in place, and he can't hold it back. Dofei Yuanzi opened his dead fish eyes, and was innocently pressed into Afutu's arms again. Smelling the sweat on the uncle's chest, Dofei Yuanzi just wanted to Say two words: "Ni Ma."

"No, you are not my mother, but my sister!"

"...Convex (Fuck Duck)"

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I broke your male god...... Afutu-jun [Hello]

[I forgot the time of the first draft, it was written during the National Day in October 14, and I don’t know when it will be published. 】

（2014年11月26日11:39:32留）