The Struggle History of Idols

Yin Tianyi has never had much contact with children since he was a child, let alone raising a baby.

He never thought that the program team would give him such a difficult job from the very beginning.

However, the three babies in front of me were not all. After the leading NPC eunuch in charge left, the remaining "little eunuchs" brought in two more children about four or five years old.

The little eunuch at the head seemed to be the leader of this group of people, and he said to Yin Tianyi with his hips akimbo: "New here, these princes and princesses are all under your care, if something goes wrong, be careful with your head!"

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi hurriedly said, "Yes."

Looking at the arrogant little eunuch Yin Tianyi in front of him, he couldn't help complaining silently in his heart. These group performers are too incompetent, and even some people laughed when they said their lines.

Seeing this, Yin Tianyi pointed to the laughing NPC eunuchs in the crowd and said, "It's a laughing stock, deduct your wages."

I heard that those NPCs restrained their expressions, pinched their throats and said: "Bold! A newcomer dares to talk to your senior brother like this, hurry up and go to work! Don't eat if you can't finish!"

Yin Tianyi: "..."

Is this the so-called workplace bullying to bully newcomers?

Listening to the sound of crying, the poor and miserable Yin Xiaoliuzi sighed, and began to accept his fate as a baby daddy.

Two of the three babies were asleep and one was crying.Looking at the crying child, Yin Tianyi felt at a loss and didn't know how to coax him.

Seeing this, the little eunuch at the side explained: "The little prince is wetting the bed, just change his diaper."

Diaper change?He won't.

Is the director team going to let him, a novice babysitter, change the baby's diaper?Getting started without a tutorial?

Are they so relieved?

Fortunately, the director team was not so inhumane, and knew to leave a "professional" for him.

I saw the "eunuch" who said that the child wet the bed skillfully changed the child's diaper and wiped his buttocks.

Yin Tianyi did not forget the task at this time, and after asking the child's name, he picked up a pen and wrote on the paper with a crappy brush, "Record that Xiao Huahua wetted the bed once in X year X month X day."

While Yin Tianyi was concentrating on recording several babies' life diaries, he suddenly felt his legs seemed to be hugged by something.Looking down, I saw a little girl in a gorgeous Ming Dynasty costume raised her head, blinked her big eyes and shouted: "Brother-in-law."

Yin Tianyi: "?"

Excuseme, kid, who do you call brother-in-law?

How did the director team find the cast?This is too unprofessional.

Yin Tianyi held back the twitching corners of his mouth, and played his role very seriously: "Princess, I have a humble status and no roots. How can I be your brother-in-law? Don't be a villain."

But the little girl tilted her head and looked at him, "You are Xiao Yi, right?"

Although he was recognized, Yin Tianyi only felt that his mood was complicated. Being called a nickname by a child who was so much younger than him was really...

The little girl who didn't get a response continued to ask unrelentingly, "You are Xiaoyi, right?"

"No." I saw Yin Tianyi blatantly denying it, playing the role of the little eunuch very much. "The younger one is Yin Xiaoliu, not Xiaoyi. Just call me Xiaoliu."

The little girl didn't know that Yin Tianyi would deny it again and again, so she crossed her hips angrily, and said in a childlike voice, "You are lying, you are obviously Xiaoyi."

"My sister's room is full of pictures of you!"

Yin Tianyi: "..."

The little girl said reluctantly: "My sister often pointed to those photos and said to me, 'This is your brother-in-law, named Yin Tianyi', you are obviously Xiaoyi, why don't you admit it?"

The little girl is very persistent, and she looks like if you don't admit it, I will cry for you.

This scene made the cameramen and staff who followed the filming laugh.Everyone acted like a melon-eating crowd, wanting to see how Yin Tianyi would deal with the current situation.

Yin Tianyi sighed helplessly, then squatted down with a straight face, "I'm really not your brother-in-law."

"You lied." The little girl's eyes turned red as if she was about to drop golden beans.

"It's true." Yin Tianyi said serious nonsense, "Your brother-in-law Yin Tianyi is my twin brother, and I am his twin brother Yin Xiaoliu. We are not the same person, you have mistaken the person."

Hearing this, the little girl frowned, as if she was thinking about the authenticity of what he said.After a while, she pursed her lips and whispered, "Okay, I believe you."

After finally coaxing the little girl, Yin Tianyi suddenly felt that someone behind him quietly pulled his clothes, and when he turned his head, he saw a round and cute little chubby boy with a broken front tooth looking at him with aggrieved words: " Little six, I'm hungry."

Yin Tianyi: "..."

Young man, you little six are quite fluent in your name.

Silently complaining, Yin Tianyi picked up the identity of the little eunuch Yin Xiaoliu again, bent down and asked patiently: "Your Highness, what do you want to eat?"

The little Kuoya opened his mouth and came: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken..."

That's right, just report the name of the dish.

Seeing this, Yin Tianyi couldn't help complaining to the NPC next to him who was changing the child's diaper: "This kid has lost his teeth, and he is still so eloquent, it's amazing."

Seeing the little eunuch with a straight face, he glared at him very entertainingly, "This is the prince, and you actually said that the prince has lost his teeth, you are dying?"

Seeing this, Yin Tianyi quickly nodded cooperatively and said, "Yes, yes, yes. I know I was wrong."

The little boy over there finally reported the name of the last dish, and then gasped for breath and said in a low voice, "I'm exhausted."

Seeing this, Yin Tianyi looked at him with a smile, "Your Highness, can you finish eating so much?"

"I haven't finished yet." Seeing the little fat man sticking out his chest, he said, "I don't want what I said just now, just give me a whole bowl of beef noodles. By the way, I want a lot of beef."

Yin Tianyi: "...Yes."

As a prince, this child is really easy to support.

On the other side, hearing what the little fat man wanted to eat, the little girl also yelled, "Little Liu, I'm hungry too, and I want to eat beef noodles too."

At this moment, the director team issued a mission to ask Yin Tianyi to go to the Shangshan Supervisor to pass on the meals to the "princes and princesses".

Yin Tianyi, who got the task, was about to leave immediately, but the two sticky men behind him grabbed his sleeves and looked at him eagerly.

"I also need to go."

Looking at the expectant eyes of the two children, he couldn't bear to refuse.After asking the director team for permission, he pulled the two children out of the etiquette room one by one.

On the way, Yin Tianyi learned the names of the two children, the little girl was named Chengzi, and the fat man with small teeth was named Erpang.

Hearing the children's self-introduction, Yin Tianyi couldn't help complaining about the nicknames given by the two cute babies' mothers, which are really down-to-earth.

On the way to Shangshan Prison, three people, one big, two young, chatting with each other.

Chengzi took Yin Tianyi's hand and said, "Little Six, can you meet my sister and brother-in-law?"

Yin Tianyi: "..."

What kind of devil's statement is this? It sounds like the unreasonable Queen Mother who broke up the Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

Thinking about it, he seemed to realize something again.

No, isn't the brother-in-law she's talking about being herself?

After Yin Tianyi, who was full of inner jokes, finished complaining, he turned his head to look at Cheng Zi and joked with her, "It's said to be your brother-in-law, why can't we meet?"

The little girl said seriously: "My sister said that my brother-in-law has many wives and she is just one of them."

Yin Tianyi: "..."

What a dangerous statement this is!boy do you know what you're talking about?

How could I have many wives? Hey!

The frightening Chengzi continued: "Most of those wives have never seen brother-in-law in person, and they can only see him on mobile phones and computers like my sister." The little girl scratched her head and sighed Said: "I don't know why my sister likes such a scumbag."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Zi looked at him pretending to be old-fashioned: "Don't be a scumbag like your brother."

Tong Yan Wuji, the director team was already laughing.

Yin Tianyi, who was innocently labeled as a "scumbag" by the children, couldn't laugh or cry, and could only nod in agreement.

A group of people walked around outside talking and laughing.According to the map given by the director team, Yin Tianyi finally managed to find Supervisor Shangshan.

To put it bluntly, the Shangshan Supervisor is similar to the imperial dining room in the Qing Dynasty. It is mainly in charge of imperial dining, as well as intrauterine meals and banquets.

As soon as Yin Tianyi brought the two little ones in, he could smell the tangy aroma of food.He was about to pass the meal when he was interrupted by someone.

"Xiao Yi, you are here!"

I saw Le Peng wearing an apron, with his sleeves rolled up and dressed like a cook, and he gave him a bear hug when he came up, "I miss you so much!"

Yin Tianyi: "..."

Is it common for actors in your cross talk sketch world to say this sentence?

Le Peng looked like a fellow villager who was tearful when he saw a fellow villager. He took Yin Tianyi's hand and began to cry: "I'm really miserable here!" He said, pointing to a large jar of radishes on the stove behind him. Si, "I've been shredded radish all morning, and my arm is almost broken."

Seeing this, Yin Tianyi felt even more fortunate that he didn't choose a knife.Bringing a baby is much easier than chopping vegetables all the time.

Just when he was about to comfort Le Peng, the director of Shangshan Supervisor appeared behind him.

I saw the "manager" holding a small leather whip and pointing at Le Peng, playing his role very well: "Is there still time to be lazy here? Hurry up and go to work! If you missed the emperor's royal meal, there is nothing better than you Eat the fruit!"

Le Peng, who was "reprimanded", had no choice but to continue working as a vegetable cutter bitterly.

After reprimanding the "lazy" apprentice, the supervisor turned to Yin Tianyi and looked at him flatteringly, "Why is little Liu Gonggong coming to our Shangshan Supervisor when he is free today?"

Yin Tianyi: "???"

Has he become the little sixth father-in-law so soon?Not Little Six?

Seeing this, Le Peng, who was cutting vegetables at the side, gave a lemon, and angrily pointed at the manager with a kitchen knife, "blaming" and said: "Everyone officially entered the palace to assign work in the morning, what's wrong with your double-standard attitude, manager?"

The "manager" glared at him, "Where it's cool, don't stay there, can the one who goes to the ceremonial room of the ceremonial supervisor to serve the prince and princess be the same as you who comes to the Shangshan supervisor to chop vegetables?"

As he said that, the manager looked at Yin Tianyi again: "There is no barrier to the population below, please don't blame the little Liu Gonggong."

Seeing the manager's fawning expression on his face, Yin Tianyi couldn't help straightening his waist.

Pushing Chengzi and Erpang beside him slightly forward, he imitated what he saw in the TV series, and said in a low voice: "Your Highness is hungry, and he said he wants to eat beef noodles, and he wants more beef."

After finishing speaking, the director of Shangshan Supervisor bowed slightly to him: "Yes."

Seeing this scene, the smile on Yin Tianyi's face became wider.Now, he finally realized the benefits of entering the Supervisor of Ceremonies.

It's so cool to be a "dead eunuch" who is arrogant!