The Struggle History of Idols

Yin Tianyi was woken up by the sound outside.

Before dawn, the program team began to beat gongs and drums outside, "Guests, wake up!"

Yin Tianyi turned around silently, pulled the quilt over his head and buried himself in a deep sleep.On the other side, Dou Junyuan was woken up, rubbed his eyes and sat up, scratching the hair of Zha Mao, his eyes were loose as if he was still awake.

"Good morning." The staff opened the door of the thatched hut, saw that Yin Tianyi hadn't gotten up yet, walked over and pushed him. "Teacher Xiaoyi, it's time, it's time to get up."

Yin Tianyi, who originally wanted to lie to himself that he could sleep for a while, sat up from the bed with a sad face and hair like a chicken coop.

When the staff looked over, they were stunned by the two huge black circles under his eyes.

"Mr. Xiaoyi, why are your eye circles so heavy? Did you go to bed very late last night?"

Yin Tianyi yawned hugely, and nodded "Yes".

"There are so many bugs here, I hate bugs so much."

As he said that, Yin Tianyi pointed to an inconspicuous spider web in the corner of the roof, and a small spider was lying on it.He said slowly: "I just stared at that spider last night, afraid that it would suddenly crawl down and bite me."

staff member:"……"

Dou Junyuan: "..."

Why is the spider biting you so well?People eat insects and not people!

Yin Tianyi ignored the astonished eyes of the two, stretched his waist, and then regained consciousness a little.

Under normal circumstances, a reality show will pay great attention to the image of the guests, but "Up and Down 5000 Years" is not an ordinary reality show.Thinking about how a historical and cultural program can throw its guests into such a wild place to sleep for a night, you can see that it is different from the "coquettish junkies" outside.

So the bad image of a group of guests just waking up was captured by the photographer.

The director team said: "In ancient times, people relied on mountains to eat mountains and water. Although people learned to plant and breed later, due to some natural disasters such as floods and earthquakes, early humans needed to constantly migrate to find suitable places to live. "

"So, the task of today's guests is to find the next habitat."

It is heard that many people have become sober.

Migrating again?Are you going to climb the cliff again?

Naturally, the director team didn't tell them the next plot arrangement, and just threw another banana leaf over.

"This is the map. I believe all guests should be able to find your new habitat with this map."

Yin Tianyi took the banana leaf and looked at it, and couldn't help being amused.

The picture above is even simpler than the first drawing.Just a line, only the starting point and the ending point, plus east, west, north, south.And then it's over.

Le Peng couldn't help complaining when he saw it, "Isn't your drawing too casual? There's not even a road sign or anything, so aren't you afraid we'll get lost?"

Program group: "There is only one way out from here, you just follow that road, you won't get lost."

So a group of people packed their bags and embarked on a journey to find a new home under the urging of the program group.

The next day's migration was much smoother than yesterday's, at least they didn't have to cross the river and climb the cliff.

But because it was so normal, all the guests were wondering why it was so peaceful today.Has the director team changed gender?

While thinking, a group of people finally arrived at their destination.

Looking at the huge and well-organized village in front of them, everyone couldn't help being stunned.The program group really did a great job, to be able to create such a huge primitive village.In this way, I used to cry poorly with them every day.

A group of people followed the map and entered the village.Compared with the thatched cottage they lived in yesterday, this village is obviously much more advanced.The walls are no longer just wood, replaced by mud and stone, and even animal totems are painted on the walls for decoration.

Although the village looked beautiful, a group of people walked in and saw no one.Apart from hearing a few chicken crows, the village seemed very quiet.

Yin Tianyi looked around, although he found that chickens were raised everywhere in the village, and there were many bird-like totems on the walls and even utensils.It is very common for primitive tribes to use animals as totem decorations, but he always felt that something was weird.

Thinking about it, he suddenly discovered that outside the largest house in the center of the village, there was a particularly beautiful chicken coop, and there was a very quiet pheasant squatting in the hen coop.

Compared with other domestic chickens, the treatment of this pheasant is obviously much higher.It doesn't matter that the room is decorated with flowers, but there are all kinds of melons and fruits inside, which looks no different from a shrine.

Seeing this, Yin Tianyi couldn't help being shocked.

Did they worship this pheasant as a god?

"Now that we have reached our destination, what should we do?" Xiao Yue turned his head to look at the photographer accompanying him, trying to know the content of the follow-up task, but the photographer didn't say a word.

Dou Junyuan walked around in a circle when he was bored, and suddenly found a huge platform filled with various fruits and melons.

As soon as he woke up, he was forced by the program crew to walk for so long on an empty stomach. At this time, he was already groaning with hunger.He sat down on the steps, picked up an apple, wiped it on his clothes, and gnawed it.

While gnawing, he waved to the group members in the distance, "Come on! There's something to eat here!"

Hearing this, all the guests turned their heads.

"Huh? There's really something to eat!" Le Peng's eyes lit up, "Let's go there quickly, I'm almost starving to death."

At this time, Yin Tianyi stretched out his hand to stop everyone, "Don't go!"

"Why?"

"This may be a trap." As soon as Yin Tianyi finished speaking, he saw a group of people running towards him in the distance.

In the distance, Dou Junyuan, who heard the movement, couldn't help being taken aback. Turning his head, he saw a group of NPCs dressed like villagers running towards him with spears in their hands.The apple in his hand almost fell to the ground in fright.

"what's the situation?"

Yin Tianyi said to the other guests: "Let's hide quickly, otherwise the group of people will come to find fault later."

At this time, no one has any objections.It is better to be cautious in this uncertain situation.So a group of people crept to hide behind a nearby earthen wall to observe the situation.

A group of indigenous villagers over there ran very fast, and they were surrounded by Dou Junyuan when they came up.

"What, what..."

Dou Junyuan encountered this situation the first time he appeared on this program, and was too scared to move.

The leader who looked like a patriarch pointed at him and scolded him: "Bold thief! How dare you steal our sacrifice!" Then he waved his hand and signaled his subordinates: "Come on! Catch this thief for me!"

"What? Sacrifice?" Dou Junyuan only figured out the situation at this time, so what he just ate was a sacrifice?

In the distance, the guests who were secretly observing from the side couldn't help being afraid when they saw it, "Fortunately, we didn't go there."

Le Peng asked: "Xiao Yi, how did you know there was a trap?"

"Isn't that obvious?" Yin Tianyi said, "When did our program group become so kind? There are so many fruits waiting for us to eat, it's impossible to think about it."

Hearing that, everyone nodded, "It makes sense."

"However, is the program group really that poor? They have money to buy fruit and build a village, but they don't have the money to hire new NPCs."

Yin Tianyi pointed to the patriarch: "Isn't this the Kacha leader who forced me to marry yesterday?"

Everyone saw: Yo!It really is.

On this side, Dou Junyuan also recognized the patriarch's actor, and quickly said loudly: "Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding!"

"Dad! Dad, I'm Kalala! Your daughter is Kalala! Don't you recognize me?"

"What the hell, I don't know!" The patriarch's beard blew and frowned, "Don't get involved with me, you little thief!"

"Also, why do you say you are a woman when you are clearly a man?" As he spoke, the patriarch looked at Dou Junyuan with a subtle look, as if he was a pervert.

Seeing this, Dou Junyuan couldn't calm down anymore, and called for help loudly: "Dad! Dad! Dad, you can't do this!"

"This little thief is talking too much nonsense." The patriarch clapped his hands and said, "Come on, please tie up this thief and hang him on the altar to sacrifice to God!"

what?

Dou Junyuan looked confused, didn't he just gnaw an apple?As for doing this to him?

After hearing the order, the patriarch's subordinates all gathered around and tied up Dou Junyuan and carried him up.

Seeing that he was about to be sent to a high platform to be hanged, Dou Junyuan, who was restrained by the villagers, desperately struggled for help: "Xiao Yi! Teacher Xiao! Teacher Le Peng! Come and save me!"

The patriarch snorted coldly: "It seems that you still have accomplices. Come on, search for me! You must find those accomplices for me!"

"What should we do?" Jiang Yitong asked, "Should we just hide and ignore him?"

Everyone glanced at the pitiful new guest, feeling a sense of guilt in their hearts.

"This village is only so big, you can't escape anywhere, and you will be caught sooner or later."

Xiao Yue was even more calm and calm at this time, "All of this is the arrangement of the program group, they hope that we will follow the script they arranged."

Yin Tianyi said: "Who said we must follow their script?"

Hearing this, everyone turned their heads to look at Yin Tianyi, looking at him expectantly.

"Did you see that pheasant over there?" Yin Tianyi pointed to the chicken coop next to the earth-embryo houses, "Let's catch it here."

"What are you doing catching it?" Le Peng was puzzled.

"Save Dou Junyuan."

Although he didn't understand what he was going to do, Le Peng didn't delay when he heard about saving people, and immediately went to hug the pheasant.

Yin Tianyi turned his head and asked again: "Have you brought the animal skin cloak and the feather crown that I got married with yesterday?"

"Bring it." Jiang Yitong raised his hand and said.

"Sister Zhiwen and I had a lot of trouble making these things yesterday, and we were reluctant to throw them away, so we brought them here." She said, taking off the package on her body, "It's all here."

"Great."

Yin Tianyi took the things, put on the cloak and chicken feather crown inside, and took the pheasant carried by Le Peng, "I will go to the front to hold them back later, and you all go quietly to the altar to save people."

After finishing speaking, I saw Yin Tianyi standing up with the pheasant in his arms, and strode out.

The guards who were searching for the guests outside saw him and surrounded him one after another. "Patriarch! Found it!"

On the other side, the patriarch who was notified hurried over and shouted loudly: "Come on, arrest him!"

I saw Yin Tianyi raised the pheasant in his arms high: "My lord is here, who would dare to make a mistake?"

Yin Tianyi's actions startled his teammates who were hiding in the dark and observing. "What on earth is Xiao Yi going to do?"

The patriarch scolded angrily: "You are a bold madman, and you have kidnapped Lord Tianshen! Hurry up and put down Lord Tianshen!"

I saw Yin Tianyi scolded the patriarch with a straight face, "Bold! I am the messenger of the gods, and so are the angels!"

"So that's what he said." Le Peng, who was hiding in a corner, couldn't help but support his forehead, "He's going to give away the head."

Jiang Yitong also sighed, "It's over."

Not knowing the concerns of his teammates, Yin Tianyi still played the role of an angel very much.

"I went down this time to convey the will of the gods for you. I didn't expect you to be so rude, ignoring the will of the gods and the words of the envoys."

"God is angry now! He wants to punish you!"

Yin Tianyi's dedication to the performance over there caused the guests here to complain one after another: "How can this work?"

However, the next scene shocked several people.

The patriarch and the group of NPC villagers put down their weapons one after another, knelt down to Yin Tianyi in fear, and shouted loudly: "Master Tianshen, please calm down!"

Guests: "..."

Can this work?