The Struggle History of Idols

"Now, all guests, please open this door and take the time machine to the mysterious age of mythology!"

Yin Tianyi was about to commit embarrassment and cancer. The narration of the program group on the radio sounded so embarrassing without the special effects of the post-production soundtrack.

Turning around the door left and right, he was quite sure that the door was really just an ordinary door sold in the furniture store except that it was a little bigger.

"The program team is too careless. This kind of door set in the second class must be fancy to be decent." Yin Tianyi couldn't help complaining.

On the other hand, the resident guests on the side seemed very calm.Probably because I have been in this show for a long time, I have long been used to the opening narration of the second two of the program group, and everyone queued up to pass through the prop gate in order.

Yin Tianyi comforted himself, although the setting is a little bit in the second place, but as long as he accepts it, it will be fine.

Just like Doraemon, people's time machines are still in the drawer.Thinking, so he opened the door like a group of people.

After opening the door, Yin Tianyi looked at the empty space at the other end and couldn't help being surprised, "Is this the end?"

"Yes. In the later stage of our program group, editing and special effects will be used to create a time-traveling effect." Seeing that the new flying guests did not understand, the staff of the program group hurriedly stood up and explained.

"Where are the others? What about the recording studio?" Yin Tianyi couldn't help but wonder, "Shouldn't it be a recording studio after opening the door? Why is there nothing?"

"You are now in the legendary age of mythology. Please also remember the rules of time travel, that is, you are not allowed to laugh. If you exceed fifteen times, you will be repatriated and lost in the universe."

"The repatriated guests will all be punished, and the first repatriated guest will receive additional personal punishments in addition to the original punishment."

After finishing speaking, Yin Tianyi's heart suddenly rose.

The meaning of this game rule is that they must never be deported.

The staff continued to explain the specific rules: "If all the other guests are repatriated and you stay to the end, then you will win the final victory."

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi squinted his eyes.

This rule is interesting, it seems that the program group wants the guests to compete with each other.

"Go straight ahead for about 100 meters, then turn right and you will see your destination. I wish you a pleasant journey!" After explaining the rules, he left, no matter how Yin Tianyi asked, he ignored them.

In desperation, Yin Tianyi had no choice but to go forward alone according to what the staff said.

"Turn right 100 meters ahead, you should be there." He turned a corner while meditating, and mumbled in his mouth: "The program team is really, can't they just install the door directly at the entrance of Tiangong?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his eyes, and couldn't help being stunned when he saw the scene in front of him.

I saw that the huge "Tiangong" in front of me was occupied by a group of ugly "monsters" all in black with horns on their heads, and the other guests dressed as mythical characters were all surrounded by those monster NPCs.

The leader of this group of monster NPCs even sat on the throne of the Jade Emperor.

The leader of the monster was wearing a black leather jacket and leather pants, covered with a black feather cloak, and his lips and eyeliner were painted black. What about the Dark Fairy?

Yin Tianyi took several steps back unconsciously, with a vigilant expression on his face, "What's going on?"

"Aren't you here to attend the Pantao Conference today?"

At the beginning, when he saw the roles played by these guests, he couldn't help guessing boldly that the program crew had made a play about "Havoc in Heaven", but he didn't expect such a scene when he came in.

Before he could figure it out, he saw other guests sitting around the ground looking at him calmly.

Yin Tianyi: "What are you doing?"

Jia Chang said: "Can't you see? We were kidnapped."

Yin Tianyi:? ? ?

What the hell is kidnapping?Is the myth drama going to become a gangster drama?

Thinking about it, Yin Tianyi looked at the group of black-clothed "monsters" with special effects makeup behind them and asked, "What are these?"

As soon as the words fell, the "monster" with horns sitting on the throne said, "I am Satan, the king of demons in the western hell!"

"Sa...Satan?"

Didn't it mean ancient Chinese mythology?

The spirit of complaining in Yin Tianyi's heart is endless.Did the show crew change the plot so magically?

Why does Satan, who should appear in hell in the west, appear in heaven in the east?Even if you want to come to the east, you should go to the underworld, right?

Before he could rant a few more words, he saw Devil King Satan open his arms and laughed like a maniac: "You stupid human beings, I, Devil King Satan, announced today that I want to capture this place! I want you all to do it! My servant!"

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"Is this demon king so uneducated?"

Yin Tianyi couldn't help complaining: "How do we look like ordinary humans?"

Hearing that, the guests held hostage by the "demons" lowered their heads and pursed their lips to hold back their laughter.There were a few who had a low point of laughter and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Meng Kai'an couldn't help but echoed, "That's right, I don't even know the Jade Emperor."

"It's nothing if you don't know the Jade Emperor. After all, he is a Chinese god." Dou Junyuan said, "But he doesn't even know Guanyin and Tathagata Buddha. We are also the gods of one of the three major religions in the world!"

The demon king Satan who was being ridiculed seemed to become angry from embarrassment, and pointed at Yin Tianyi angrily: "Grab this sausage mouth quickly!"

"Pfft!" Le Peng, who was always smiling, finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Hahahaha, what a sausage mouth. I still have big earlobes!" Jia Chang began to spare no effort to complain about his teammates' looks.

All the guests laughed for a while, completely ignoring the warning from the director team on the radio.

Yin Tianyi became unhappy when Satan called him Sausage Mouth, and replied, "Don't think I won't recognize you with two horns on your head, Black Demon Fairy."

"What age is this and you still kill Matt like this? Is the western hell so dirty? What's the matter with leather clothes, leather pants, black eyeliner, and this hairstyle that looks like fried hair? You are going to the village entrance to master Wang's haircut Do you learn to perm, wash, cut and blow your hair in the store?"

Yin Tianyi's snarky words were like a cannonball, and the guests beside him couldn't help laughing.

Jia Chang laughed out of breath, "Xiao Yi, you...you did it on purpose, right? Just to make us laugh, hahahaha...my stomach hurts from laughing."

"..."

This is all seen by you

Yin Tianyi couldn't help feeling guilty.

Satan was ridiculed by Yin Tianyi so much, how could he swallow this breath.With a wave of his big hand, he commanded the subordinates: "What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and arrest him?"

Hearing that, the group of demonic NPCs surrounded them one after another.Yin Tianyi retreated again and again, and said loudly: "Warning you, don't come over, you will be injured if you come over." However, the group of NPCs ignored them, and they were about to arrest people.

In order to avoid being caught, Yin Tianyi had to run around the studio.

While running, he yelled at the other guests: "Are you just watching from the sidelines like this? Think of a way!"

Jia Chang shrugged and said, "What can we do? We've all been arrested."

"That's right. We've all been arrested, what else can we think of?" Dou Junyuan added: "Why don't you just get caught? How tiring you are from running like this, why don't you just sit down and have a good rest."

"Yeah, we are tired of watching you being chased."

"..."

"Everyone is a respectable god after all, should we just let them do their best?" Yin Tianyi stirred up the emotions of several guests while running, "With our ability, are we still afraid that these few people will not be able to kill Matt?"

Hearing that, several guests couldn't help but think, that's right!

Since they entered the studio, they have been overwhelmed by the group of performers arranged by the director's team, so what to do.Come in and grab one by one, without even thinking about resisting.

Could it be that after staying in this show for a long time, he became Buddhist?Are dead pigs not afraid of boiling water?

At this time, Yin Tianyi added another fire, "The devil is afraid of the holy light, the cross, salt, and all holy things. We all know his weakness, why are we still so easy to catch?"

Chang'e said: "In theory, that's true, but... we don't have these things."

"Who said no?"

Yin Tianyi pointed to himself and Dou Junyuan, "Have you never heard of Buddha's light?"

"..."

What a god!

The guests couldn't hold back again, forgot the rules of the game for a while, and fell to the ground laughing.

The warning sound on the radio has been ringing non-stop, but everyone has no time to take care of it.

It's so funny, I can't hold it back!

And the demon NPCs specially arranged by the program group have no use for themselves.

Their original task was to be in charge of acting, to make the guests laugh and create the effect of the show.

But now this job has been snatched by Yin Tianyi, and they can't talk at all.

What's even more tragic is that Yin Tianyi's ability to make people laugh in jokes is better than their group of professional show group performers, and even they themselves can't stop it.

If things go on like this, they don't need these group performers at all, Yin Tianyi can get rid of all these permanent guests by himself.

Although the laughter was loud, Yin Tianyi didn't seem to be affected at all, and he said with a serious face: "Although the varieties are different and the origins are different, the effect of our two Buddha lights should be similar to that of the holy light." .”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Dou Junyuan and said, "Come on, Master Guanyin, let's blind them with the Buddha's light!"

In fact, Yin Tianyi couldn't hold back when he uttered such a second-year line.

After all, it is too difficult to hold back a laugh when the matter itself is funny.

But when he thought of the punishment that the program team hadn't informed in advance, he still held back.

Compared to the inexplicable punishment of not knowing what the real body is, it's better to hold back your laughter.

What if this program group is as perverted as "Up and Down 5000 Years" and asks him to do push-ups?

Thinking about it, he pinched his thigh and suppressed the smile that came to his lips.

Then, he turned to Nezha and said, "Nezha, hurry up!"

Nezha, who was smiling happily, looked confused, what should he do?

Yin Tianyi explained: "The devil is a filthy evil, and he is most afraid of holy things."

Nezha was puzzled: "So?"

Yin Tianyi: "A boy's urinating yang energy can ward off evil spirits."

"Splash him with your boy's piss!"

The scene was silent for three seconds, and then the audience broke out into earth-shattering laughter.

"Hahahahaha..."

Nezha: "..."

God damn boy pee!

Are you exorcising demons or exorcising ghosts?