The Struggle History of Idols

A group of people babbled and followed Ying Laoshi to the main hall.

I saw a somewhat familiar face sitting on the dragon chair in the main hall.Yin Tianyi took a closer look, isn't this Mr. Luo Hongguo?

An old man of his status would actually come to this show as a guest star?

"Meet Your Majesty!" Ying Laoshi took the lead in saluting towards the main hall.

Many guests had fun, and they all waved hello when they saw Mr. Luo, "Mr. Luo, why are you here?"

"Uncle Luo, don't you recognize me?"

The careless behavior of the guests was reprimanded by the chief eunuch next to the emperor in a second.

"Bold! How dare you disrespect His Majesty!"

Luo Lao deserves to be a dedicated old drama player, even if he sees acquaintances, he will not waver at all, and he is still immersed in the role of the emperor.

He raised his hand, "That's all."

The eunuch hurriedly bowed to say hello, and then said to the audience: "Shouldn't you hurry up and salute when you see Your Majesty?"

Hearing that, all the guests quickly imitated the previous NPCs and bowed to people.

Luo Lao nodded, and returned a look to the eunuch beside him.The man immediately understood and shouted: "Give me a seat."

After all the guests were seated, Luo Hongguo said, "It's been hard work for all the envoys who traveled thousands of miles to come to the Tang Dynasty. I have prepared a feast of wine, singing and dancing to cleanse the dust for all the envoys."

The guests have already recorded so many episodes, and they already know how to deal with it, so they hurriedly got up and saluted: "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The next plot is playing music, singing and dancing, drinking and eating.

Although the plot of the show is funny, "Up and Down 5000 Years" is essentially a program to promote ancient traditional culture.So in this link, the program team carefully arranged the music and dance programs of the Tang Dynasty, and even the dishes and wine at the banquet were made in the way of the Tang Dynasty.

The seats of the Tang envoys were all adjacent to each other. Yin Tianyi and Xiao Yue sat at the same table, looking at the food in front of him, he couldn't help swallowing.However, even if he wanted to eat again, he never moved his chopsticks.

Xiao Yue picked up a piece of roasted mutton and said, "Why don't you eat it?"

Yin Tianyi: "...I'm worried about a trap."

Xiao Yue couldn't help being happy after hearing this, "What kind of trap is there? It's not poisoned."

Yin Tianyi shook his head, "That's not what I'm talking about." He looked around vigilantly and said in a low voice, "Don't you think it's strange that the program group made such singing and dancing?"

Xiao Yue: "?"

Yin Tianyi: "Maybe something will happen later."

Xiao Yue put down his chopsticks, and said sternly: "Isn't this normal? It was originally a recording program, and they will definitely arrange the script. If there are difficulties, let's find a way to get over it. Instead of getting entangled now, it's better to enjoy it, or wait You won't be able to enjoy it for a while."

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi was stunned.

It seems to be the same.I am too worried now.Anyway, we all know that the program team will definitely cause trouble, and we can't avoid it no matter what, so why not enjoy it while you can enjoy it now.Otherwise, what if they throw them into the dungeon later?

Thinking about it, Yin Tianyi picked up the chopsticks and started eating without saying a word.

However, before he had time to eat two bites, Luo Hongguo said on the stage: "I heard that all the envoys came to our Tang Dynasty to ask to marry our princess of the Tang Dynasty."

"???"

The guests were dumbfounded.

As soon as Luo Hongguo finished speaking, he heard a few heavy coughs from the audience. Yin Tianyi looked at the NPC and Luo Lao inexplicably: "When did it happen? Why don't we know?"

The "model worker NPC" on the side greeted Lao Shi and said, "Don't you know now? That's how the script is arranged."

After speaking, he stood up and saluted, "Return to Your Majesty, that's exactly the case."

After finishing speaking, I saw him shouting loudly: "Persian King Lepen Cambyses..."

"Pfft——" Le Peng was drinking a drink when he heard the name and couldn't bear it: "What the hell is Cambyses? I'm still Anubis."

Ying Laoshi ignored the guest's complaints and continued to read the name: "Prince of the Great Food King Nick Abed Aluff."

"Khan Ashina Xiaoyue of the Turkic Kingdom."

After listening for a while, Yin Tianyi couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed and complained, "What the hell names did the director team choose?"

However, the next second, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"Japan sent Tang envoy Yin Tianyi Kogoro."

Yin Tianyi: "..."

Screenwriter, let's come out and talk about life.

Big head ghost and little Goro, have you watched too much Conan?

"Prince of Silla, Jin Zhiwen."

"Prince Bai Yitong of Nanzhao."

Hearing that, the two female guests couldn't help but said, "I'm a woman!"

The director returned the two with a calm look, "Here, you are men."

Yin Tianyi suddenly felt that he was lucky compared to himself.The tragedy was even worse for these two female guests. Not only did they change their surnames, they even changed their genders.

After several episodes of filming, the NPC playing the role of Ying Laoshi has already developed a strong heart, calmly shouted everyone's names, and then said: "The above envoy to the Tang Dynasty sincerely begs to marry my princess of the Tang Dynasty. "

Luo Hongguo is worthy of being an old drama player. Hearing the name of the character chosen by the program group, instead of laughing, he replied with a serious face: "All the envoys represent their countries to our Tang Dynasty to ask for marriage. They want to marry Princess of the Tang Dynasty."

Guests: I'm not, I don't, I don't want to marry, okay?

Luo Hongguo: "However, the princesses of our Tang Dynasty are not so easy to marry, everyone has to show sincerity."

"I have two daughters of the right age, one who likes to play cuju, and the other who likes music and dance. They are both beautiful, witty, and witty, and they are the jewels in my palm. If any of you can win their hearts, I will marry my daughter give him."

Yin Tianyi whispered: "The competition is too fierce, can I quit?"

Le Peng patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be cowardly, just go."

Xiao Yue joked with a smile, "What are you afraid of, the only one among us who can dance is you, and it's not a matter of minutes to win?"

Yin Tianyi: "..."

But I don't want to win.

Last time in the ancient times, he was forced to pay homage to a big man. Who knows if the show crew will repeat the same trick this time.

"Tell the two princesses to enter the palace."

As soon as Luo Lao finished speaking, he saw two rows of people coming from a distance.Seeing the noise, the guests couldn't care less about anything else, they all looked around curiously.In front of them were all the court maids with hairpin flowers on their temples and elegant clothes. They were wearing fans and curtains, covering the two princesses tightly without leaving any light.

Yin Tianyi looked at it, turned his head and said in a low voice, "It's so tightly covered, there must be ghosts inside. Don't you mean another fake princess?"

Hearing this, all the guests nodded.

As if to dispel the doubts of the guests, Luo Hongguo smiled and said, "My two princesses, say hello to all the envoys."

Then I heard a cold female voice coming from the pink curtain on the left: "Ankang has met the emperor and all the envoys."

Um?It turned out to be a woman?

Before Yin Tianyi was completely surprised, he heard another female voice coming from the sky-blue curtain on the right: "Anhe greets Father and Emperor, and has seen all the envoys." There seems to be a deliberate taste.

Le Peng, who has always been lively and active in the show, fell silent after hearing the voice of a princess. For some reason, he always felt as if he had heard the voice of a princess before.

After listening to the voices from both sides, Yin Tianyi couldn't help wondering, why are they all women?

Could it be that his intuition failed?In fact, the program group didn't play tricks?

No, if it's really not tricky, what are you doing covering your face?

Before he could figure it out, Nick asked directly from the audience: "Why does the princess cover her face?"

"Bold!" The eunuch next to the emperor scolded: "How can you outsiders see such a princess as you want? How can my daughter's family see outsiders casually?"

"Didn't you say that the Tang Dynasty was very open?" Nick muttered in a low voice, "Princesses can go to the streets to race horses and raise a pretty face."

The NPC in the program group was blocked by this sentence.Fortunately, Luo Lao came to the rescue in time: "The princess wants to maintain a sense of mystery."

Mystery……

I believe you a ghost!

Although they knew it was an excuse, the guests couldn't open their mouths to expose the program group.

"Let's have a Cuju competition in the first round." Luo Lao said, "The game will be 6 vs. 6. Envoys from the six countries form a team and play against Princess Ankang's Cuju team. Who among you scores the most goals? Anyone can see my well-being."

As soon as the words fell, Yin Tianyi raised his hand to signal: "Can I abstain in this round?"

He doesn't know how to play football at all, let alone Cuju.Like him who doesn't know anything and just goes on stage, it's obviously to send funny clips to the program crew, he's not that stupid.

However, Luo Lao replied indifferently: "No. Everyone must participate."

Yin Tianyi: "..."

Forced to do nothing, Yin Tianyi had no choice but to change his clothes and came to the open space of Cuju.

With the order of the referee, the Cuju competition officially started.Xiao Yue and Nick were originally sports enthusiasts, and among a group of guests, they were the only two who could play football, so after the game started, these two were the most comfortable.

Among the male guests, Yin Tianyi, who is sports-deprived, and Le Peng, who is short and chubby, are particularly strenuous on the court.The other two female guests have never played football before, and they don't know how to play at all.

The game requires teamwork, even if Xiao Yue and Nick are awesome, they will not be able to fly when they meet four people who are holding them back.

In a blink of an eye, the Ankang Princess team had already scored several goals, and Xiao Yue and Nick barely scored two goals.

After playing, Yin Tianyi hadn't even seen what the ball looked like, let alone scored a goal.But even if there is no goal, the amount of exercise is still the same.

He was tired and out of breath, "When will the game end? I, I'm dying."

Fortunately, God seemed to have heard his call for help, and the game was over in a short while.In just 10 minutes of the game, Xiao Yue and Nick finally scored 8 goals.The Ankang Princess team scored 15 goals.

Yin Tianyi didn't have the time to care about who won and who lost. He sat on the ground and wailed, "Can't you choose a more elegant way of playing? Cuju is so tiring."

The staff of the program team asked: "So if you change to piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, you will be able to write poems and songs?"

Yin Tianyi thought for a moment in silence, then replied shamelessly: "It's just these few things, I'm probably one-eighth of it."

staff member:"???"

Yin Tianyi: "You said it, 'Qinqi, calligraphy and painting, poetry and poetry', I can only sing, isn't that one-eighth?"

staff member:"……"

God damn one eighth.

The "song" in Poetry and Gefu does not refer to singing!

It's clearly referring to "Rhyme Fu", okay?It's rhyme that pays attention to meter!

If the Chinese teacher knew, she would have to cry and faint in the toilet.