The Struggle History of Idols

The director team: "Don't worry, with Mr. Wei Han, a master of survival in the wild, you won't be hungry."

Everyone: "..."

After walking for a day in the desert, many people have lost their energy.Now you have to start fishing for dinner, it's not easy to survive.

Looking at the setting sun that is about to sink, although they are very helpless, the guests still have to obey obediently.

Because the vast majority of this group of guests were exposed to wild survival for the first time, no one knew what to do when the director team refused to give them fishing tools.

At this time, Wei Han asked aloud: "Is anyone bringing a plastic bag?"

Ni Zhaoyu silently raised his hand and said, "I have one."

Xi Donghui also took out a plastic bag from her bag: "I brought it too. Teacher, do you want it?"

"Great." Wei Han smiled and pointed to the clusters of small brown-gray objects on the sand not far away, "Put these things in plastic bags and use them to make fire later."

Hearing this, Ni Zhaoyu turned his head to look at the unidentified objects, and asked curiously, "What is that?"

"It's the droppings of wild camels."

Afraid that she might not understand, Wei Han continued to explain: "In the desert, the excrement of herbivores can be used as fuel even when it dries out. Residents living in desert areas often do this."

Hearing that, Ni Zhaoyu's flowery and jade-like face was filled with shock.Before she recovered from the blow, Wei Han urged again, "Let's move faster, it will be dark soon. By then, our actions will be even more inconvenient."

As he said that, he neatly arranged the tasks of several guests. Ni Zhaoyu and Xi Donghui were in charge of picking up excrement and lighting fires. Xiao Yue and Yuan Zhuo went to the nearby oasis to look for prey together, and Yin Tianyi went fishing with him.

The director team asked him why he arranged this way, and Wei Han said: These two lesbians, because of their physical problems, arranged them to do the easiest job of picking up feces.And Xiao Yue got his personal biography, so it is not a problem to go hunting in the wild. Yin Tianyi is the youngest and has no experience in outdoor activities, so it is most suitable for him to take him with him.

Two female guests said that they would rather the task not be so easy.

I believe that after the show is broadcast, the major marketing accounts will write in the draft that "the goddess of the nation and the queen of love songs pick up shit with bare hands, the courage is commendable".

Yin Tianyi looked at the tangled expressions of the two, and kindly reminded in a low voice: "You can put plastic bags on your hands and grab them with your hands."

Ni Zhaoyu and Xi Donghui: "..."

Although they hated it, the two finally obediently followed what Yin Tianyi said.

The two picked up while walking, from the reluctance at the beginning to the excitement when they saw the camel dung, and then they searched around like a treasure hunt. In the end, the two even competed to see who picked up more.One person picked up a big bag.

Many years later, when they participated in the same program, they recalled the scene of picking up camel dung in the desert.But that's all for later.

Yin Tianyi was a little surprised when he saw the two people who were gradually addicted to picking up camel dung behind them.

Wei Han said with a smile: "Don't worry, picking up this kind of thing is addictive."

Yin Tianyi: "???"

Teacher Wei, what have you been through?

Wei Han smiled slightly, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Let's start fishing." After speaking, he took the lead to walk towards the small lake mentioned by the program group.

Yin Tianyi looked at his empty hands, how could he fish without tools?Although he was puzzled, he followed obediently.

The lake mentioned by the program group is actually a puddle about [-] meters in size.There are several smaller puddles dotted around this large puddle.

Seeing the small green lakes in front of him, Yin Tianyi couldn't help but widen his eyes.Unexpectedly, there is such a large water source in such a barren desert.

Yin Tianyi couldn't help sighing: "Is such a large lake not evaporated by the heat?"

The staff member following the photo said: "Maybe it's the stagnant water on a rainy day."

"Isn't that stagnant water?" Yin Tianyi frowned and looked at the pond: "Are there really fish here?"

"There should be." Wei Han, who was walking in front of the two, said suddenly.Before the two could ask, he pointed to the moss growing in the water and said, "There are various aquatic plants growing in this water. If there is food, there may be fish here."

"There are frogs here." Yin Tianyi squatted on the bank and pointed at an amphibian that was swimming in the water and exclaimed, "I didn't expect there are frogs in the desert."

"There are water, grass, and insects here, and it's not surprising that there are frogs." Wei Han said: "Let's look for it. If there are no fish, we can catch some frogs and go back to eat."

After speaking, Yin Tianyi, who was squatting aside and looking at the frog with great interest, was stunned.

Yin Tianyi pointed at the frog in the lake tremblingly, with an expression of disbelief, "We, shall we eat it?"

Wei Han: "Of course. If there is no fish, we must catch it back. After all, the program crew did not provide us with food. Everyone still has to eat dinner, and we have to go on the road tomorrow to store energy and strength."

Looking at the amphibian with dark skin and smooth surface, Yin Tianyi couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.

He retorted in a low voice: "The frog is a beneficial insect and protects the crops. And it's so small, we, let's not eat it."

Wei Han: "..."

Silly boy, are there any crops in the desert?

Wei Han looked at Yin Tianyi's eyes of resistance and sighed silently, and began to do ideological work for him.

"Haven't you ever eaten a bullfrog? You just treat this thing as a miniature version of a bullfrog. And it's rich in protein, so there's no harm in eating it."

Yin Tianyi: "No. I never eat that stuff."

Wei Han: "..."

What can i say?

"Forget it, it's fine if you don't eat frogs. Let's get out of the Internet cafe quickly. See if we can catch some fish." Wei Han put down the backpack he was carrying and took out a white fishing net from it.

Seeing this, Yin Tianyi couldn't help but widen his eyes, pointed at the fishing net and said, "Didn't the program team say they won't provide tools? Mr. Wei, where did you get them?"

"I brought it myself." Wei Han said: "The director team just said that they don't provide tools, but it doesn't mean that we can't bring tools ourselves."

Hearing this, he suddenly realized.Yin Tianyi regretted it very much at this time. He should not have left the fishing rod when he was packing his luggage, otherwise he would be able to experience the feeling of fishing in the desert now.

Thinking about it, Yin Tianyi asked again: "Why do you think of bringing fishing nets when you come to the desert?"

Wei Han smiled, "It's just to prepare for now." After saying that, he went down the lake with his fishing net on his shoulders.

On the shore, Yin Tianyi saw that Wei Han went into the water, picked up a thick branch by the lake and sat cross-legged on the ground, took out a Swiss Army knife from his pocket and started slashing at the branch.

Seeing this, Wei Han in the water asked, "Xiao Yi, what are you doing?"

Yin Tianyi replied without raising his head, "Make a harpoon."

Wei Han looked at his serious face, hesitated to speak, and didn't know whether he should remind him not to waste his efforts.Judging from the size of this lake, even if there are fish here, the volume will not be very large.The harpoon head Yin Tianyi made is probably bigger than the head of the fish in this lake...

He thought about it, the child is still young, so it's better not to dampen his enthusiasm.So without saying anything, he continued to cast his net into the lake.

When the fishing net was cast down, Wei Han dragged it suddenly, suddenly feeling the weight of the net.Is it a big fish?

Thinking about it, he waved his hand to Yin Tianyi who was still on the shore in surprise, "Xiao Yi! Don't cut it, come and help!"

Yin Tianyi, who heard the shouts from the opposite side, put down the branches and knives in his hands, and rushed over in the water.

"Teacher Wei, did you catch any fish?"

Wei Han dragged the fishing net tightly and said, "I guess I caught it. It's quite big, and I can't even pull the net." Then, he handed the other end of the fishing net to Yin Tianyi, "Son, help me out!" Erla."

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi hurriedly nodded in response and helped to pull it together.

Wei Han: "I count 1, 2, 3, let's work hard together."

"1, 2, 3!"

The two dragged the net ashore with all their might.What had been motionless before finally began to move.The fishing net was gradually dragged away from the water surface, and there was a big lump in the originally empty fishing net.

"What is that?" Yin Tianyi squatted down and began to remove the fishing net.

I saw that the white net bag was full of aquatic plants and dead branches, in addition to a few lively frogs, aquatic insect larvae, and a skull of an unknown animal.

Seeing these broken things pulled ashore with all their strength, the two fell into silence.

Wei Han said: "I'll try throwing a few more nets here, if it still happens, let's go to the small lakes next door to have a look."

The leading wilderness survival coach said so, and Yin Tianyi naturally had no objection.

The next few casting nets were still fruitless.Except for aquatic plants and dead branches, even frogs are rare.

Wei Han put away the net, and took Yin Tianyi to resolutely shift positions to another small lake not far away.

At this time, the sky had already darkened, and the moon gradually rose into the night sky.Yin Tianyi and the two came to the lake cautiously with flashlights on.

This lake is much smaller than the one just now, and the water is much shallower, but the water surface is clearer.Under the light of the flashlight, the bottom of the lake on the shore is clearly visible.

I saw a few small unknown creatures jumping around at the bottom of the lake. At first glance, they looked a bit like bugs, but when you looked closely, they looked a little like dried shrimps.

Wei Han's eyes lit up when he saw the nest of little things, "Our dinner is settled."

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi asked worriedly, "Is this a bug?"

Wei Han shook his head, "This thing belongs to the suborder of Gelstromia, and many fish and invertebrates use this thing as food."

"Then is it a shrimp?"

"No, the freshwater hook prawn is a type of crustacean belonging to the order Amphipoda, but it looks very similar to a shrimp, and it is a life form lower than a shrimp."

After speaking, Wei Han put down his desire and picked up the empty mineral water bottle, "You don't want to eat frogs, so let's grab some more and go back for dinner."

Hearing this, Yin Tianyi nodded, and followed suit in a similar manner.

The two tossed and tumbled by the lake for more than half an hour, and finally managed to catch a bottle of hooked shrimp.

Seeing that this was not enough hooked shrimp for every guest, Yin Tianyi sighed and said, "I hope Teacher Xiao and Brother Yuan Zhuo can gain something."

Back at the camp, Xiao Yue and the others hadn't come back yet, but Xi Donghui and Ni Zhaoyu had successfully lit a bonfire with camel dung.

Xi Donghui looked at the two and asked, "Have you found any food?"

Yin Tianyi took out a bottle of hooked shrimp from his bag and handed it over, "I only found this."

Wei Han said: "Actually, there are frogs, but the kid said that frogs are beneficial insects, and he didn't want to eat them, so I didn't catch them."

I heard that Xi Donghui looked at Yin Tianyi lovingly, patted Yin Tianyi's shoulder and said: "Our Xiaoyi is kind-hearted."

Yin Tianyi looked at her hand just after lighting the fire, and hesitated to speak: "Mr. Xi, did you wash your hands just now?"

Xi Donghui: "..."

Probably, it seems... She doesn't remember either.