[Net King] The heroine is a funny thing sent by monkeys

When the summer vacation in August was about to pass, a post suddenly popped up on Ice Empress's forum, and the title alone was very attractive:

"The Ice Emperor and Empress are flourishing?! The Ice Emperor is jealous?! The Empress and Empress form a group PK!!!"

As soon as the post was posted, the host didn’t reveal the details, and the people below started building buildings one after another. Some people said that the empress came to show her affection and abused single dogs. Some people asked for pictures and the truth. Some people started to talk about the history of the emperor’s jealousy , was unexpectedly outed by Genichiro Sanada who was far away in Kanagawa...

Bingdi's school forum is very similar to ordinary forums, it is an important place for students of the school to exchange gossip information in the school, if the post is well posted, it may be adopted by the school newspaper and officially published.However, due to the particularity of the student status, the Bingdi Forum is not open to the public. Registered personnel need to pass the dual checkpoints of student identity authentication and invitation code. The confidentiality is very high. To get the invitation code, you need to pay a certain amount.It may not be worth it for ordinary people, but for the rich children of Bingdi, this money is simply not worth mentioning.

Almost all the online people went into that post to join in the fun, built more than 100 floors and shouted that the host should not make a headline party and run away. Fortunately, some people also said that they glanced at the street and seemed to see the empress, the host I didn't suffer so much scolding.Later, the host leisurely went back to the first floor:

#144F# Landlord

Ladies and gentlemen, the poster is slow in typing, and is still typing details, but I couldn't bear it so I opened the post first. I'm sorry to keep everyone waiting.I will put up a little bit of material first, and then I will put up section by section.Thank you for making the post popular all of a sudden, Min Nasang (づ￣3￣)づ

#145F# I have long legs

Hurry up, I'm waiting!

#146F# Fat fat thumbs

OMG, what's with this feeling of waiting for the hit drama to start, tell me I'm not alone_(:з」∠)_

#147楼# From the Classic of Mountains and Seas

LS you are not alone

#148F# Ice Emperor First Year

You are not alone +1

#149F# Favorite sister head

You are not alone +2

#150F# Atobe in the pocket

You are not alone +3

#151F# Landlord

During the summer vacation, I went out to play with my former junior high school classmates. I originally planned to go to the amusement park together that day, but suddenly a buddy called and said that he saw an old friend on the way here and was going to play basketball on the street.And several of my friends are in the basketball club. Hearing that buddy said that his friend played street basketball very well, those few people were itchy and encouraged us to go to the basketball court.

The hostess, except for tennis, generally doesn't pay attention to any sports.At that time, I heard that I would not go to the amusement park, so I didn't really want to join in the excitement.But my friends on the basketball team are handsome, and the girls all follow them. If I can't say it, I will be very disappointed, so I can only follow.To be honest, if those girls had seen our school’s tennis club selection, they probably wouldn’t be interested in my friends from the basketball club (proud face

Fortunately, I followed at that time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to dig such a big gossip! ! !

That's right!The old friend my friend Jun mentioned on the phone is our Ice Empress Oo Higuchi! ! !

I know that the queen is all-rounder and abuses countless people with excessive energy, but I didn't know that she was born in street basketball! ! !

Did you make me go to the basketball court to see how shocked I was when the Queen and my friend were talking and laughing? ! !

#152F# Very ham sausage

Sir, are you actually stuck here?It's so unkind!You give some scum to us, it's torture!

#153F# I have long legs

LS be gentle with girls~

#154F# Landlord

I just want to disconnect and let you all resonate... Did you make it?

#155F# Previous life was a creditor

I made it, I made it, I made it... The landlord, stop talking nonsense, be good, and break the news.

#156F# Landlord

huh huh...

#157F# Landlord

I said hello to the queen and said that I belonged to the ice emperor. The queen was very surprised, then looked at my face and thought for a while, and said, "I seem to see you often at the stadium."

Cover your face... yes queen, I am often nympho by the tennis court, please let me go!

Then my friend—let’s call him Sugita-kun, Sugita-kun misunderstood what the queen said at the time, and he said to me: “You don’t like basketball, why do you always go to see Higuchi play?”

At that time, I wanted to tell him that I was watching tennis, but the queen added stupidly:

"Eh? I was just wondering what court I met you on. It turned out to be a basketball court."

Oh leak!Queen, I am dedicated to the tennis club!

Sugita-kun was amused by the queen's reaction, laughed and put his arms around her shoulders, and then introduced her to my other friends one by one.

So I missed the opportunity to correct it.

I didn't expect that this would actually bury the root of disaster! ! !

real! ! !If I knew that a misunderstanding of this level could cause the empress to go to war, I would have yelled out the truth regardless of my image! ! !

#158楼# low-energy everything house

Fuck!Can the empress go to war because of you?

#159F# Favorite sister head

Upstairs, the war started obviously because of a misunderstanding. It must be that Mr. Sugita liked the queen, and then he was seen by Mr. Atobe, and then the jar of jealousy exploded.

#160F# Fat fat thumbs

The vinegar jar exploded.

#161楼# Regardless of everything□□light

The vinegar jar exploded.

#162F# There is a bald head on the mountain

The vinegar jar exploded.

I found that the landlord planted the root of the disaster without saying anything at the time, which is quite awesome.

#163楼# Delicious and delicious to live to death

The vinegar jar exploded.

Upstairs is the solution.I noticed that too

#164楼# Benghuai’s Bengyu is a frozen pear

The landlord should not dive again! ? ?Efficiency, efficiency!We can only see the climax|tide in the year of the ox!

#165F# The angel vomited

Seeking High | Tide!I didn't want to be crooked, I just wanted an orgasm!

#166楼# Below 250 can not join the club

The upstairs is crooked.

#167F# Sounds into dreams

Oh leak!I'm crooked too!But is there that kind of orgasm?Is there any drama where the empress fights at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed?

#168F# I have long legs

18|Forbidden 18|Forbidden!I love 18|Forbidden!

#169F# Landlord

Fuck!Don't be so obsessed with things like this, please!How does the empress love on the basketball court|Love?

#170楼# Show affection and love show off the realm

live teaching.

#171F#Red apricot hanging on the wall

Great work upstairs!

#172F# Landlord

After introducing themselves, Sugita-kun and the queen formed a team to play three-on-one basketball.Because the queen came out to hang out alone, Sugita-kun borrowed two people from her.I haven't seen the queen play basketball, and I don't know much about basketball, but street basketball is more fancy than the regular basketball seen in our school, and it is highly skilled.I also saw them practice a few street baskets in junior high school before, but after seeing Queen's street baskets, I only have one thought in my mind...

Nima is so handsome!

This is the first time I have seen how the street basket is so handsome!I actually think it is much more handsome than tennis!Tennis is attracted to the faces of the main players of the Ice Emperor, but after watching the Queen's street basket, I feel that the street basket is so handsome and handsome from the bottom of my heart! ! !

The queen was wearing an ordinary dress, and she wore Sugita-kun's plaid shirt around her waist in order to prevent her from getting naked. Once her hair was tied up, she became pissed off!If the queen is a man, I will fall in love with him, yes, yes, yes!If the forum can post pictures, I will post them to you unfortunate people! ! !

Cough cough, well, back to the topic.

Playing street baskets is not a big deal. Few of us know the queen before she entered the Bingdi school. According to Sugita-kun's introduction, he and the queen met on the street. I didn't know the specifics until later. from.

Sugita-kun used to be the center forward of the basketball club. He lived in a community near the basketball court and often practiced there.In the spring of last year, when the queen was not yet enrolled in Bingdi, he went to practice on weekends as usual, and when he was practicing, he found a beautiful girl staring at him.This way of staring is a bit uncomfortable, it's the kind of staring, staring without emotion, Sugita-kun said that at the time he thought it was from a curse...

When I heard it, I didn't even think that Sugita-kun was talking about his acquaintance with the queen. Do you know how shocked I was when he said that it was really the queen? ! !I didn't expect that the character of the queen before entering school was so different from the character after entering school! ! !

Sugita-kun said that the queen stared at him from a distance outside the stadium every weekend. Although he thought she was cute, the atmosphere was too scary and he didn't strike up a conversation.Later, he discovered that the queen stood outside the court every day to watch other people play.There are also street players on that court, both weekdays and weekends.Queen also

#173F# What the hell

The landlord is not happy with the word count ￣へ￣

#174F# I have long legs

The queen also...still sat on the sidelines and looked at those basketball players with resentment...

This picture is enough!Is this really the queen?Isn't the queen a joke?

#175楼# From the Classic of Mountains and Seas

Isn't the queen a joke? +1

#176F# Landlord

Hate!Don't interject|I'm building/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

#177F# Landlord

So is the queen!The queen didn't go to school at that time! ! !So she sits outside the court all day watching, not talking.A month has passed, and Sugita-kun occasionally comes to play street basketball with others when there is no work in the afternoon.He also saw the Queen that afternoon.Playing basketball and rolling to the queen's feet, the queen finally responded after being silent for a month!She picked up the ball!Going to Sugita-kun!Speak the first sentence!

"I'll play too."

When Sugita-kun talked about this moment, it was as if he had witnessed some historical event.He said that at the time he never thought that the queen would play ball, and he also verified that the people around him said that he had never seen her touch the ball, but since the queen's weird attention had been going on for a long time, he agreed to her in embarrassment.

And then... and then...

Sugita-kun said: "Then I was caught in seconds!"

Who would have thought that a girl who has been staring deeply at them seems to be touching the ball for the first time, but as soon as she enters the court, she uses all the tricks that the people present will do, waiting for her to solo alone She even resorted to those tricks in the teaching video that are so dazzling that they can’t be more dazzling than that, and when she ends up being addicted, all the boys in the audience are dumbfounded and crying, crying and beating the ground...

It is said that when the queen returned the ball to them after playing, she looked at them and sighed deeply...

The queen was still sighing at them, she couldn't hold her tongue anymore! ! !

After hearing this, I felt so refreshed hahahahahaha!

#178F# Very ham sausage

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

#179F#Powder cut black

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

#180F#

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

#181F# Favorite sister head

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

A wave of funny queens is coming.

After swiping the screen with "Ahahahahahaha" for a long time, the host came out and said "Ahahahahahaha" to prove that she is not dead, saying that it will take some time to code words, and then announced:

"The emperor appeared before the ball was over! Master Atobe's face stinks when he comes on stage!"

Then everyone speculated wildly, what kind of sparks would be created when the emperor and empress met under such a scene?

#233F# Landlord

Everyone has been waiting for a long time! ! !Meme da(づ￣3￣)づ

It was mentioned earlier that the queen and Sugita-kun were playing a three-person basketball game, but then it became the queen who singled out the other five...

It seems that the queen has no team spirit...

In short, the queen was in high spirits after hitting the back, and after performing several tricks that seemed to be dazzling and the actual effect was dazzling, our group was also excited to see it, and I sat on the outermost side, and I didn't realize when there were more people around me. personal……

I was so excited when I saw it, I shook the man's shoulder and shouted, "Wow, the queen is so cool, is it true?"

I thought it was my classmate at the time, and then I yelled several times, "How can you be so handsome? I'm about to fall in love with her!!!"

Yes, you guessed it right.I broke Atobe's shoulder, knelt down OTZ

#234F#Feitian

Give the landlord some wax

Several floors have been lit with wax for the landlord, and some have been lit with wax arrays.

#250F# Landlord

_(:з」∠)_

The uncle's eyes followed the queen's figure closely, his face was so dark... I think it's okay for me to be stupid, but the queen is doing intense sports on the street with other boys, and the uncle will feel uncomfortable seeing it.

really! ! !The uncle interrupted the game with a loud noise!

He walked into the sidelines and shouted "Xu", not too big or too small, I could hear it behind him, but the players on the court might not be able to hear it, after all, the sound of hitting the ball and attention.

But!But!

The queen really has a pair of dog ears!With her back turned to this side, she turned around and saw the uncle in an instant, then decisively dropped the ball and ran over, and asked something I didn't understand clearly, but the answer of the uncle Atobe was clear: "Do you want to eat Italian? For ice cream, don’t push yourself too far.”

Did the uncle come out to buy food for the queen?

It seems that the uncle didn't make an appointment with the queen, because the queen also yelled "Yeah, success by chance", which is stupid and cute.

In comparison, I'm just stupid, slapping the ground OTZ

Later, the game was suspended, and a detailed introduction was made around Mr. Atobe.My friends also introduced themselves to him. If I hadn't made the relationship between the uncle and the queen clear from the beginning, the girls on my side would have been very enthusiastic, haha.

But the uncle's face is still stinky, as if everyone owes him 800 million.

In fact, the uncle was not so stingy at school, why are you so jealous today?

I said that I really don't understand the emperor's heart, as expected only the queen can subdue the emperor.

#251F# I have long legs

Wasn't the queen subdued?

#252F#

Am I the only one who has been paying attention to that intense exercise?

#253F#Although rich but ugly

I think Atobe-sama was angry because he thought the queen didn't play with him.

#254F# I won’t tell you my ID

It’s not the first time that the queen has committed suicide (Tan Shou┑(￣Д￣)┍

………………

#278F# Landlord

You build the building so fast, I just copy and paste it...

Then Sugita-kun heard that the Atobu was a tennis club, and he exclaimed that the two different sports of the uncle and the queen can come together, which is really incredible.

Uncle Atobe asked the queen suspiciously: "You said you are from the basketball club?"

I heard anger coming.But Sugita-kun added fuel to the fire, and said with a smile: "Don't you even know what golf your girlfriend plays?"

Sugita-kun is really trying to kill himself, and he actually tried to provoke other people's feelings, but maybe he really liked the queen before he did this.

#279F# Landlord

The characters in the landlord’s code are all glowing, let’s send them bit by bit now.

#280F#Feitian

The landlord couldn't bear to look straight at him.

……

#290F# Landlord

After Sugita-kun finished saying that, the uncle looked at him, his eyes were very unfriendly, I think the special effects of crackling fire and lightning are about to appear in their eyes QAQ!The queen made a sound, but she didn't say a word about the main point, she just asked where the Italian ice cream is OTZ.

The uncle casually replied, stay at home on ice.

Is there any such deep love! ! !

……

#301F# Landlord

OMG!Where did the title of wife-protecting madman come from? It's so damn appropriate!

Let's get down to business.

Then Sugita-kun said to continue the competition and let the uncle wait and see.The queen probably wanted the uncle to see her heroic appearance, so she agreed to fight again.But the uncle listened to Sugita-kun's full provocation of "I know more about your girlfriend, so just stay aside", how could he sit still!If you can sit still, you will not be our proud ice emperor! ! !

#302F#Although rich but ugly

Correction: It's the arrogant Ice Emperor.

#303F# I have long legs

Upstairs the truth.

……

#324F# Landlord

The host is just a small person, I couldn't talk at all at that time, and I also thought that the queen didn't say that she could play tennis, but everything went wrong from the moment I didn't speak .

If the uncle is provoked, he will definitely fight back, so he said that he can also play basketball, and he wants to compete on the court.The queen was immediately excited and wanted to form a husband and wife team with the uncle, but Sugita-kun urged him to say that if he was a rival, the uncle would only see her in his eyes.The queen immediately defected and joined Sugita-kun's team.

There was only one player playing three-on-one basketball, and I thought he was unwilling to borrow someone, so I immediately called Mr. Ninzuzu to bring Huadi over to form a team within 3 minutes.Sure enough, Ninzuzu-sama and Huachi arrived in 3 minutes, this efficiency...

Speaking of which, since the relationship with the queen was established, Huadi hasn't talked to the uncle much.

#325F#Feitian

Who still wears a light bulb when they are in love?

#326楼# From the Classic of Mountains and Seas

I feel that Huadi sacrificed so much, if I were me, I would also be reluctant to leave Grandpa's side QAQ!

……

#357F# Landlord

Shinobu-sama is also handsome ((?'艸｀?)

To be honest, I can't understand the game, if it wasn't for the queen's show, I wouldn't know what happened on the court.The looks of Master Atobe and Master Ninzu have seriously affected my judgment on the situation of the game... I think the master should have played very well, because since the master came on the field, the queen's show of skills has also decreased, and she has been working hard to get in front of the master Acting cute……

At that time, I really wanted to call the referee: Foul foul! Foul!

The uncle's immunity to this does not seem to be very good, and the ball in his hand was stolen several times without guarding against it.

It's not a foul what it is (thump the ground OTZ

After the whole game, only Atobe-san and Sugita-kun played seriously.

Later, the game was interrupted due to partial rain, and then the competition was no longer there.

Although the original poster couldn't see more details, I noticed some details when the queen obediently followed Mr. Atobe into the car and left.

The same umbrella held by the queen and the uncle is held by the uncle; the inclined side of the umbrella belongs to the queen; when the queen opens the door, it is the uncle who opens it; when the queen rolls down the window to wave goodbye to us, it is the uncle who protects us. Watching her keep the rain from splashing.

It's a pity, but Sugita-kun did lose.

At the same time, I really want to fall in love_(:з」∠)_

#358F# What the hell

I really want to fall in love +1

Landlord sister, let me fall in love!

#359F# Very ham sausage

In the end, the empress was still abusing single dogs_(:з」∠)_

#360F# Favorite sister head

I want to see you play basketball! ! !

#361F#Powder cut black

Am I the only one who cares about Ninzu-sama making soy sauce_(:з」∠)_

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After that, the post reached more than 1000 floors within an hour...

Finally someone saw it...

——If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next chapter——

The author has something to say: coded the chapter post bar format...

Recently, I want to open a new hole. I estimate that this funny comparison will end in five chapters, and I will make up two additional episodes...

The new article will be opened as soon as the manuscript is ready. It is an original article, it is about a vampire and a witch, and it is a proper funny comparison. Everyone must come (wave a small handkerchief~

Don't get me wrong, the heroine is a vampire, the second heroine is a witch, and the hero is a vampire. There are a lot of supporting roles that are either vampires or humans. Other witches appear less often, but there will be some.The name of the new pit is——

"Vampire Lankey"

I still haven't learned how to add links_(:з」∠)_

If you are interested, wait until I update this article next time and search again.

The new pit is still updated from time to time_(:з」∠)_

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Everyone doesn't love me anymore_(:з」∠)_

So I made up the content of this chapter very sincerely. I originally wanted to explain it clearly through Kuroba in the next chapter, but let’s solve it in this chapter.

Have you ever felt my sincerity? Have you ever felt it? ! !

Please leave a lot of comments, otherwise BE (waving a small handkerchief~