The No. 1 Psychiatrist in the Cultivation World

"Hey, tell me, which man in our academy is the most handsome?" Ning Zisi said heartlessly while pulling a small handkerchief.Since he knew that this lady had never loved her husband-in-law, he had no restraint in speaking.

Daoist Hanlu was stunned for a moment, and replied honestly: "I don't know."

"Have you been here for many years? How come you don't know? Tell me, tell me! Otherwise, I'll be bored to death." This nasty feeling made Ning Zisi want to vomit.But apart from using more of these particles, he didn't know how to be more feminine.

"I... actually haven't been out much." Master Hanju frowned in embarrassment, "I don't see anyone except my husband-in-law on weekdays."

"Isn't it? The man didn't see it, and the woman didn't see it either?" Ning Zisi opened his eyes wide, "How did you do it?"

"Ah?" She couldn't understand, but somehow felt that the other party meant that she seemed to be a little abnormal, "Just, let's grow flowers, and then practice..." She buried her head lower and lower, if There was a hole at the foot, and she was probably going to get into it.

Ning Zisi frowned, and tilted his head to look at the shy woman in front of him.She is like a timid white rabbit, blinking her eyes timidly, and will hide at the slightest disturbance.Such a woman would steal a man?It doesn't even look like it!Don't say that she is robbing the man from that real person of Jiaqing, if her man is taken by the real person of Jiaqing, she might give it to him with both hands.Such a woman can indeed arouse a man's desire to protect. It's no wonder that even though she doesn't love her husband, An Hezhen is still devoted to her.Of course, this steadfast heart was when she was alive, and after she died, he moved on.Can understand, can understand.The kind of widow is the most stupid. I believe that the deceased does not want his lover to be alone for the rest of his life, provided that the two love each other very much.

"You, why are you looking at me like this?" Master Hanlu finally waited for the blush on his face to fade a little, but as soon as he looked up, he saw the woman across from him staring at her in a daze.

"Uh, it's nothing. Has anyone ever told you that you're cute?" Ning Zisi made up an excuse.

"Well... Jiaqing said it at the beginning," Master Hanju lowered his head like a mosquito, "but he never said it again."

Ning Zisi hissed in his heart, he finally knew what was wrong!He preconceived that the real person Jiaqing had many men, and the real person Hanyu also had a husband and son-in-law, so even though the relationship between the two of them was so good that even the head of the academy knew about it, he didn't think about it in that regard.In fact, no one thought about that, because everyone thought they had men.But there is one aspect that has been overlooked.In the world, besides heterosexuality and homosexuality, there is also a kind of bisexuality.That is, you can love both men and women.He doesn't know if Master Jiaqing is aware of his own orientation, but the Master Han in front of him is completely unaware, or she has no heart for that woman at all.Otherwise, she wouldn't have the heart to say in front of others that Master Jiaqing praised her for being cute.

Of course, maybe he was thinking too much, but if the whole incident is put in this direction, then everything will suddenly become clear.There has never been any man between the two of them. If the real Jiaqing confides her heart to her, but she rejects it in panic, then the rejected party is likely to be killed because of a momentary emotion .Therefore, their previous sisterly love was not staged, and there were traces of their subsequent murder.

"What's wrong with you?" Daoist Hanlu asked worriedly when he realized that something was wrong with him.

"Suddenly... I felt flustered." Ning Zisi said unnaturally with a pale face.

"Ah! You must be pregnant!" Daoist Han's words made his complexion even uglier.

"Should... no way!" The words were squeezed out between teeth.If he can conceive, the sow can go to heaven, and the rooster can lay eggs.

"You already have a husband and son-in-law, why not!" Daoist Hanju scolded him gently, "I, for a while, thought I was pregnant too! Later, I found out that I was so happy..."

"Aren't you afraid of getting pregnant?" Ning Zisi asked strangely. She doesn't even love her husband-in-law, so she is willing to have his child?You must know that it is not a small disaster for women!

"What's there to be afraid of? Thinking of a little Nunuuo pink doll who will put her arms around me and call her mother," she said with a dreamy expression on her face, "Let me do anything!"

Also... she is really a good woman!

Daoist Hanju sighed: "It's a pity..." It's a pity that her husband-in-law left too early, and he didn't have a baby for her.

"You..." Ning Zisi rolled his eyes and had a bad idea, "You can use sperm to have a child!"

"Huh?" She didn't understand.

"Just... find a man who is pleasing to the eye! Anyway, I don't want him to be responsible. Who wouldn't want to!" Ning Zisi felt that he was teaching a bad boy.

"This..." Daoist Hanju blushed, "What nonsense are you talking about! How did this happen!"

"Why can't it work! Why don't you ask Master Jiaqing to introduce you! She knows a lot of people, and she can judge people accurately. It must be safer than your dark eyes. It's best to find those who have families, and they will tell you I won't come to snatch your child from you!"

"You, stop talking!" The little rabbit wanted to burrow into the ground again.

"Hey, I'm telling you the truth. Why are you ashamed? Everyone has been married before. Men, that's what happened!" He felt like a procuress, trying to persuade good women to go to sea, True sin, "If you are shy, you can just blindfold. Let him blindfold, and you blindfolded, so that no one can see anyone, how good! Let the real person Jiaqing watch for you, just in case one."

Having said that, Daoist Hanyu was really moved: "I, I'll ask her tonight."

"Don't say I taught you! Otherwise, Master Jiaqing will settle accounts with me and think that I have taught you badly."

"Um……"

Ning Zisi, who had sowed the fire, happily patted his buttocks and took the initiative to say goodbye.If he was not mistaken, tomorrow, as soon as he stepped out of the threshold, he would be found.Maybe he will be pointed at by a sword, alas, just thinking about it makes me excited!Promise! Promise!I really want to share this good news with him!Nonsence!These days, I've really pretended to be a woman too much, so give it back!Ning Zisi was disgusted by himself.

After finally waiting for Wuji to come back, Ning Zisi threw Yue Xiangqi, who was holding his hand, into Wu Miaomiao's room, then dragged Wuji into another room, cast a barrier casually, and then excitedly told him This discovery today.

"I really never dreamed that there would be such a possibility!" Ning Tiaodou kept bouncing up and down, "Look and see! Will the real Jiaqing show his true colors tomorrow!" Excitedly clasped his hands "Tonight, the next door must be very lively!"

"...Want to take a look?" Wuji looked at his rare childish behavior with doting eyes.

Ning Zisi opened his eyes wide: "What do you think?"

"Invisibility talisman." Wuji took out two talismans with strange patterns from the storage bag.

Ning Zisi's eyes lit up...

After following Feng Luo, he finished talking about the general arrangement for tonight.After knowing that it was to complete the task, and seeing his little nephew obediently doing his homework under Wu Miaomiao's guidance from the window, Feng Luo agreed to give up the right to use tonight.Anyway, if he went, he might be discovered.His body now has the strength of a Nascent Soul, but he doesn't know how to use it on the spot, so he has no choice.

After affixing the invisibility talisman, the two melon eaters held their breath and waited by the gate next door, commonly known as squatting.

"Wuji, where are you?" Ning Zisi called Wuji angrily.After using the invisibility talisman, he could only see himself, but not Wuji who also used the invisibility talisman.

"Here." Hearing the voice, a hand put on his arm, paused, and touched his waist skillfully.

Ning Zisi only felt the heat from his waist.He poked the place curiously, and found that he couldn't go through a transparent thing.really interesting!He couldn't help being playful, fumbled for the shape of the big palm, then closed his eyes, an image of a hand gradually formed in his mind.He continued to grope along his hands, and a human figure gradually formed, arms, shoulders, chest, neck, chin...

"I touched your beard!" He seemed to have discovered a new world, comparing the stubble he couldn't see but felt, "It's much harder than mine."

As soon as he finished saying this, he heard Wuji's breathing became thicker.

"Hey, it's nothing!" He hurriedly patted Wuji's chest, flattering him, "Men, of course the harder the beard, the more masculine it is!"

After saying this, the sound of breathing was no longer heard.

Wuji held his breath, afraid of scaring the guy playing with fire.After a while, when his heartbeat stabilized, he exhaled slowly, stretched out his hand and accurately grasped the restless hand: "Concentrate!"

"Okay!" Ning Zisi muttered, "It's not too boring. Now that I think about it, those policemen who stay for a few days and nights are really respectable. They can persist in such a boring thing. .With my qualifications, I definitely can’t be a policeman. But it’s okay to be a foreign aid. There are many psychologists who will help the police draw psychological portraits of suspects. Yes, it’s a pity that my drawing skills are too poor. It’s not bad if I draw a cartoon character. If I draw a sketch of a character, I can’t find the person in the painting after searching the entire universe...”

He was rambling on, Wuji listened tenderly.

"Hey, you never said what you were like before." Ning Zisi was thirsty after talking for a long time, and finally stopped.Substitute said.In the end, after waiting for quite a while, Wuji couldn't speak, so he couldn't help shaking his hand: "Say it!"

Under his strong request, Wuji could only open the not-so-pleasant memory box.

"...When I was very young, I was sent to the army. I stayed there until I became an adult and participated in many battles. Later, the parent star was hit by an asteroid and shattered into billions of pieces. When I woke up, I was already in The edge of the heavens. There are immortals who picked me up. Later, I joined the team of the immortal world and made many contributions. Originally, I was going to be awarded the title of God of War, but there were immortals who objected. Count it. You know the rest of it.” This was his life.

Ning Zisi blinked, and after a while, he murmured, "It can be written as a novel with hundreds of thousands of words, but you have described it as a journal with tens of thousands of words..."

Wuji smiled: "You know I can't speak."

"Okay, okay!" Ning Zisi shrugged, "I'll polish it up for you in the future."

Fortunately, the sound insulation effect of the defensive array here is mutual, the sound inside cannot be heard from the outside, and the sound from the outside cannot be heard inside, so they chatted for so long without being discovered.

Just when the two had finished exchanging their lifelong ideals, suddenly, there was a crisp wind chime from the back room.

Out!She's out!

The two immediately fell silent, Ning Zisi habitually gave Wuji a wink, only to realize that they both had invisibility charms on them now, so they couldn't see each other.So he changed to pinch his hands to hint, and sure enough, Wuji pinched back the next second.

Jiaqing really never thought that she would be followed.One is that people who have never behaved in such a strange way, and the other is that she has never encountered such a situation, so she came to the door of Daoist Hanju as usual and knocked on the door: "Hanju, it's me. , open the door."

While she was waiting to open the door, Ning Zisi saw her staring at the room next to her with disgust in her eyes.However, as soon as the wind chime rang in front of her, her expression immediately changed, becoming very gentle.

If she couldn't see her feelings for Master Han, he would really tear his eyes out.While muttering in his heart, his arm was pulled suddenly, and he hurriedly followed and flashed into the door.

"Huh?" Daoist Hanyu was stunned for a moment, then opened the door and pushed it back.

"What's wrong?" Master Jiaqing asked.

"The door... seems a bit inflexible."

Master Jiaqing stepped forward and tried it: "No problem! But your house is old, so it's normal to have problems. Or go to my side?"

Cow, real cow!Ning Zisi gave her a thumbs up.

"I'm used to living in this house, and I don't want to move." Master Hanju gently rejected the ill-intentioned proposal.

Master Jiaqing pursed her lips and did not continue to persuade.

As usual, the two stood in the yard for a while, admired some unknown flower that fluoresced at night, and then walked towards the house.

This time Ning Zisi didn't hold back anymore, and quickly dodged in.

Master Hanyu sat down on an exquisite table, which was placed by the window, and he could see the swaying flowers in the yard as soon as he turned his head.Master Jiaqing stood behind her and stretched out his hands to knead her shoulders.

"I'm not tired." Daoist Hanlu took her hand and said, "You're only tired after teaching for a whole day."

girl!She is eating your tofu!Ning Zisi had his fists in his mouth, screaming inwardly.

"You are weak." Master Jiaqing gently brushed her hand away, and continued to slowly rub her shoulders, "I'm really afraid... that if I don't see you one day, you will leave me."

Daoist Hanlu chuckled: "You, why are you so delusional! I know my body, it's not that weak."

"I don't want to... regret it for the rest of my life." A trace of pain flashed in Jiaqing's eyes, and then she lowered her eyes, "Just let me take care of you!"

Ning Zisi clenched his fist hard.This is obviously a confession!Proper confession!He really didn't expect that he wanted to watch a farce today, but watched a lily play instead.

"What's the matter with you these days?" Daoist Hanju caressed her forehead, "You always say weird things."

Master Jiaqing's lips moved, but she still didn't say anything in the end.

Master Hanju looked at the flowers for a while, and suddenly thought of something, reached out and pulled the hand of Master Jiaqing who was pinching her shoulders, and motioned to sit on the bed together.When the four eyes met, she suddenly blushed, and her eyes wandered, not daring to look at the other side: "I...I have something to discuss with you."

The main event is coming!Ning Zisi squeezed Wuji's hand excitedly, but he held it in his palm instead.

"I want a child!" When she thought of a child, she stopped being shy, raised her flushed face, and blinked, "Can you...can you help me?"

puff!Ning Zi wanted to vomit blood!This, it doesn't matter if you don't want to be crooked!

Sure enough, Master Jiaqing's eyes lit up, then thought of something, and dimmed again: "We..." She paused, and asked with some difficulty: "...how do you want me to help you?"

"You...don't know a lot of men? Jie...introduce one to me." Daoist Hanju didn't dare to look at the other person again, his eyes seemed to be stuck on the two pairs of scallion-white jade hands that were clasped, and he couldn't move for a moment. .

Suddenly, her chin was pinched by a hand.She was forced to look up and look into a pair of unbelievable eyes.

"What did you say?"

"I, I can blindfold..." Daoist Hanlu became flustered and said incoherently, "In this way he can't see me. No, no, it's blindfolded for him."

She talked nonsense, and then saw the person opposite, getting more and more angry.Her voice became smaller and smaller, she shrank her head, and timidly looked at her best friend who had never been so angry with her before: "I... Did I say something wrong?"

"What are you talking about!" Master Jiaqing was already furious, stood up quickly, and walked back and forth angrily before the collapse, "Who, who taught you this!" , there is absolutely no such absurd idea.Thinking of the treasure that she held in her palm for fear of melting, and being fooled by someone when she didn't see it, the anger in her heart burst out uncontrollably, making her just...just want to kill.

Daoist Hanju shrank her neck. Although she was timid, she still had the loyalty she should have.Don't say it, just don't say it!

Seeing her trembling all over, and pretending to be a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, Jiaqing was angry and jealous.

"You, you're carrying me behind your back..." She was so angry that she was speechless for a moment, and her finger pointing at Daoist Hanlu shook again and again.

"I... I won't say anything." Daoist Hanlu finally started to get scared, and tears gradually formed in his eyes, "You...don't be angry." I've never seen her so angry.If she insists on not agreeing to having a child, then forget it!Anyway, that's how it's been for so many years, with or without it, it's the same.Some things, for her, may really be extravagant wishes.

"You..." Seeing her like this, Master Jiaqing couldn't bear to vent her anger no matter how angry she was.Forget it, let's hold it back until she finds out who is gossiping in front of Hanyu, and see if she doesn't... She squinted her eyes.

Ning Zisi suddenly felt his hairs stand on end.He rubbed his arms subconsciously, forgetting that he was still holding a hand.As a result, in the next second, he was hugged into a big embrace.He struggled, but was hugged even tighter.He elbowed Wuji, and grinned, this guy thought he was cold, right?It's a pity that we can't see each other now, otherwise there wouldn't be this misunderstanding.

Wuji didn't seem to feel anything, and still hugged him.Ning Zisi moved a few more times, but his arm tightened, as if to warn him not to move.Forget it, I can't communicate.Ning Zisi had the cheek to think, anyway, no one saw it, so let's just do it.Thinking of this, he simply relaxed and leaned back, making it clear that he was using the other party as a backrest.Unexpectedly, Wuji stepped back suddenly, and there was so much gap between the two of them.Without physical contact, Ning Zisi felt more at ease, and his mind turned to the pair of lilies in front of him.