The No. 1 Psychiatrist in the Cultivation World
Chapter 62 Fairyland
The news of General Wuji's return immediately shocked the Heavenly Court.However, since the court had already gone down at this time, the officials could only wait with apprehension for the time to go up the next day.
But to their disappointment, they did not see Wuji when they went to court the next day.
Could it be that he didn't complete the task, so he came forward with no face?Thinking so, the civil servants finally relaxed their brows that had been locked all night.
The military officers watched their eyes, their noses, their noses, their noses, their hearts, and their minds. They lowered their eyelids and hummed in their hearts, you idiots, let's see how General Wuji slaps you in the face tomorrow!
That's right, the military officers had already received a reply from the doorman of the general's mansion immediately. The general had just returned from the lower realm, and he had already asked for a day off, and he would go to court the day after tomorrow.
And the Emperor of Heaven also received Wuji's report immediately.This difficult problem that has been troubled for many years was easily solved within a few days. The Emperor of Heaven was in a happy mood, and with a swipe of his pen, he agreed to the last leave application.
After getting a full rest, Wuji stood on the heaven together with Ning Zisi, who was finally released to take a breath, on the morning of the third day after returning to the heaven.
Ning Zisi is so curious!Although he had to stand obediently with his head down, it didn't prevent him from moving his eyes!I don't know what the pillar on the left rear is made of, but it spits out fog.If it was his age, he would definitely suspect that there was a mechanism inside the pillar, put something like dry ice, and then diffuse the mist through the invisible holes on the surface.But in this heavenly world, there is no doubt that it must be a fairy weapon, exhaling fairy energy.
What is this floor made of?It is neither gold nor jade, and there are no joints. It can be seen that it should have been poured in one piece at the beginning, and a ray of colored light flows from time to time, making it look more transparent.
Huh?The pattern on the hem of the man's clothes in the back can move by itself!It was like playing a movie, and it reminded him of the magical newspaper in Harry Potter that was comparable to a live broadcast. It was really interesting.
In the entire Heavenly Court, he is probably the only one who has the thought to make a desertion.The civil and military officials are tensely confronting each other at this moment.The civil servants regretted that they would agree to let Wuji take such a small task as an assessment indicator.But the heavens cannot backtrack, they can only rack their brains to drag the white-bearded fairy official who made this suggestion into the water.
"Taibai Jinxing, who doesn't know that you have a good relationship with General Wuji! When you came up with this idea, you probably discussed it in advance, right?"
"You, what do you mean!" Taibai Jinxing blew his beard and stared angrily, "When did I make friends with him? When I made this suggestion, didn't you all agree? It's all right now, it's finished, don't you guys agree?" Admitted, right?"
The person involved looked at his nose, nose and heart, as if he had nothing to do with him.He has a goal now, he doesn't want to be the God of War anymore, he just wants to be with dear, whether he has other things or not, it's not his primary goal anymore.
But if he doesn't want it, it doesn't mean others won't give it.The following immortals want to renege on their debts, but the majestic emperor of heaven still has to take care of this little face. You are not joking, you will do what you say.
"Where do you think this is!" The Heavenly Emperor slapped the armrest of the golden-wood dragon chair heavily, with a look of fury on his face, which frightened the noisy immortal to beg for forgiveness.
"Dignified immortal officials, you are pushing each other one by one, is this trying to win face for us in the heavens, isn't it?" the Heavenly Emperor was furious as he spoke ironically.
"The Immortal Emperor, calm down!" The Wuxian officials knelt down in unison, all of them clattering with iron bones, and their righteousness suddenly emerged.
On the other side, the civil servants were trembling, and each of them was silent.
The Immortal Emperor was so angry that he didn't even want to take a look at the group of smeared officials.
"Wuji stepped forward to listen to the order," he looked at the proud man kneeling straight at the front of the Martial Immortal Officer, and suddenly said, "I bestow you with the title of God of War, and I hope you can continue to guard my fairy world and protect me The fairyland opens up its territory."
"...The minister obeys the order." So, why are you arguing?Can't you have everything quietly?
After solving this problem left over from history, the Emperor of Heaven turned his attention to the person behind Wuji.
"Is he the one you're talking about?"
"Yes!"
"Hmm..." The Emperor of Heaven twirled his beard and looked up and down at the man whose head was too low, "... Ning Zisi, raise your head."
Ning Zisi was preoccupied with watching the small movie on the official robe of the military officer behind him, and it was showing the war scenes.It is estimated that this official robe is to record the achievements of this official, so it looks like a Marvel hero movie full of individualism.He was watching with relish when he suddenly heard someone call his name.
He immediately raised his head, revealing a quiet and handsome man with a smile. jpg!
The Emperor of Heaven glanced at Ning Zisi, who was standing sideways in front of Wuji, and nodded implicitly: "The facial features are well-formed."
"Please grant me a marriage from the Immortal Emperor." Wuji said steadily.Regardless of what he said at this moment, he shocked the immortal officials in Tiantian Court.
The Emperor of Heaven sighed in his heart.At the end of the application, this ten-thousand-year iceberg said that he wanted him to marry him, and the object was still a man!It's not that the heavens haven't heard of someone who is good at manliness, but it's always been a rumor. If the person involved heard that someone was spreading the story about him, he would definitely make a face and throw the challenge letter over. .How could they walk together so blatantly and want him, the Heavenly Emperor, to give him a marriage in public in the heavenly court!
As an enlightened emperor, he felt that this was purely a matter of personal preference.It's not to let him go, right? There's nothing unacceptable about people closing the door.
Originally, in these two days, he had communicated privately with Wuji several times.If this public marriage was given to a woman, that would be fine.After all, if the god of war is granted, then a marriage is bestowed on him, that would be ecstasy, and no one would say otherwise.But let's switch to a man... I always feel that it's better not to be so clear about some things, he will turn a blind eye and pretend that he doesn't know.But the kid said something uneasy about Xiaojia, how can everyone be safe.The implication is that if this matter is not resolved, he will not go to the battlefield in the future.That's not going to work!His strength is in front of him, such a good ability, how can he not contribute to the fairy world!
So, bestow marriage...then give it!There is a first time for everything.When you think about it, diversity is actually quite good.And the main reason for not being masculine at the beginning was that it would lead to a decrease in the birth rate of newborns. Immortal Realm will enter an aging society in a million years, and the sparse population will lead to social unrest in Immortal Realm, and it may be annexed by other realms.But not now, as long as people from the lower realm continue to ascend, this problem will not exist, and if the population is too large, it will lead to a shortage of resources, and the society will still be in turmoil.Therefore, the combination of men and women proposed by the great hero this time will also become one of the important measures to curb overpopulation.It is really difficult to be an emperor, you have to consider all aspects, and you have to consider the future generations.
The Immortal Emperor inhaled deeply and exhaled heavily: "Quite!"
The immortal officials, who were just stunned, were in an uproar at the moment.
The military officers are fine.Although he couldn't accept it at once, but after the shock, he still stood in his own queue without saying a word.In the first hundred years of my family, it was rare to have such a flower, no matter what, it should be a quiet torus.
But those civil servants are different. Wuji easily solved the ten-thousand-year-old problem deliberately thrown out within a few days.
"Your Majesty, absolutely not!" The officials bowed down and shouted in unison, as if it was a big deal, "Since ancient times, male and female, yin and yang, these are the rules of heaven and earth established by the Lord of all things, and they cannot be broken! What's more, this person's masculine and feminine looks are inherently permeable, if the precedent of giving marriage between a man and a man is set, wouldn't the heavens be in chaos?"
Ning Zisi was not happy when he heard this, what kind of male and female looks, he looks very normal, okay!The Immortal Emperor also said that he has a good appearance, if he looks crooked and becomes a woman, can this Immortal Emperor still say this?What else does it mean to be infiltrating?It's okay not to take such a personal attack!
"No..." He just took a step forward, wanting to rectify his name, but Wuji pulled him behind him, and stretched out his ape arms to protect him firmly.
"At least he doesn't put on makeup!" Wuji said coldly, his eyes swept across the rows of civil officials who painted themselves into white faces with three catties of powder every day.
The fairies all had ugly expressions on their faces: "You vulgar people don't understand elegance!"
Ning Zisi twitched his eyes: "The Immortal Emperor doesn't paint either."
The faces of the civil and immortal officials were ashen. What they said just now was equivalent to scolding the emperor: "The emperor is angry! I didn't mean it! It's all their nonsense..." They all hated the person opposite. To the bone.Hmph, just as annoying as that Zerg!What a raccoon dog!
"Enough!" I really wanted to retreat directly.These idiots can't share his worries at all, and they keep humiliating him. I really don't know what to do with them!
"Ceremony officer!" I didn't want to call the civil official's name, "Election Day."
The unlucky guy who was named could only go out tremblingly, and then betrayed his position under the watchful eyes of everyone: "Observe the order." He had a hunch that after he came down to court, he would be beaten by his colleagues.Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows!Your life is hard to do!
In this one-sided situation, a civil and military battle with a strong smell of gunpowder came to an end.The military officers were all victorious, but the civilian officials were defeated miserably.But the most commendable thing in the world is the big wedding half a month later.It is said that it ushered in a new era in the fairy world, both in form and in meaning.
And after marriage, General God of War brought his newlyweds to the battlefield, winning many battles.It is said that his partner is very good at calling the enemy, and there is even a legendary case of retreating the enemy's army just by calling the formation.
It's just that all the people in the world see is that glorious scene. Only the parties themselves know the daily necessities after marriage.
"Hmph! You still said that you can't speak, and you want me to help you. In the end, you ended the whole battle with one sentence! Say! You treat me like a woman! I don't need you to protect me like this! I'm a man!" Don't get me wrong, what I'm talking about is not the last battle, but the scene where someone dug up old accounts and brought up the scene where they first went to heaven.He was ready to fight the Confucianists with his tongue, but in the end, he died before he left the teacher, which made the hero burst into tears!He is a hero hero hero!
"...you go tonight."
"Really?" Ning Zisi's attention was diverted in an instant, remembering the appearance of a certain iceberg melting under him, he suppressed his excitement, "I can't say that I did it like last time, but in the end you did it Twice!"
"It was you who did it for the first time." Afterwards, it's free to play!
"I'm talking all night! Not once! I warn you, Wuji, if you play word games with me like this again..." Ning Zisi narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Don't blame me for being rude!"
"……Um."
"Huh? What are you huh? What do you mean? Hey, don't go! Make it clear!"
The sound faded away.
But to their disappointment, they did not see Wuji when they went to court the next day.
Could it be that he didn't complete the task, so he came forward with no face?Thinking so, the civil servants finally relaxed their brows that had been locked all night.
The military officers watched their eyes, their noses, their noses, their noses, their hearts, and their minds. They lowered their eyelids and hummed in their hearts, you idiots, let's see how General Wuji slaps you in the face tomorrow!
That's right, the military officers had already received a reply from the doorman of the general's mansion immediately. The general had just returned from the lower realm, and he had already asked for a day off, and he would go to court the day after tomorrow.
And the Emperor of Heaven also received Wuji's report immediately.This difficult problem that has been troubled for many years was easily solved within a few days. The Emperor of Heaven was in a happy mood, and with a swipe of his pen, he agreed to the last leave application.
After getting a full rest, Wuji stood on the heaven together with Ning Zisi, who was finally released to take a breath, on the morning of the third day after returning to the heaven.
Ning Zisi is so curious!Although he had to stand obediently with his head down, it didn't prevent him from moving his eyes!I don't know what the pillar on the left rear is made of, but it spits out fog.If it was his age, he would definitely suspect that there was a mechanism inside the pillar, put something like dry ice, and then diffuse the mist through the invisible holes on the surface.But in this heavenly world, there is no doubt that it must be a fairy weapon, exhaling fairy energy.
What is this floor made of?It is neither gold nor jade, and there are no joints. It can be seen that it should have been poured in one piece at the beginning, and a ray of colored light flows from time to time, making it look more transparent.
Huh?The pattern on the hem of the man's clothes in the back can move by itself!It was like playing a movie, and it reminded him of the magical newspaper in Harry Potter that was comparable to a live broadcast. It was really interesting.
In the entire Heavenly Court, he is probably the only one who has the thought to make a desertion.The civil and military officials are tensely confronting each other at this moment.The civil servants regretted that they would agree to let Wuji take such a small task as an assessment indicator.But the heavens cannot backtrack, they can only rack their brains to drag the white-bearded fairy official who made this suggestion into the water.
"Taibai Jinxing, who doesn't know that you have a good relationship with General Wuji! When you came up with this idea, you probably discussed it in advance, right?"
"You, what do you mean!" Taibai Jinxing blew his beard and stared angrily, "When did I make friends with him? When I made this suggestion, didn't you all agree? It's all right now, it's finished, don't you guys agree?" Admitted, right?"
The person involved looked at his nose, nose and heart, as if he had nothing to do with him.He has a goal now, he doesn't want to be the God of War anymore, he just wants to be with dear, whether he has other things or not, it's not his primary goal anymore.
But if he doesn't want it, it doesn't mean others won't give it.The following immortals want to renege on their debts, but the majestic emperor of heaven still has to take care of this little face. You are not joking, you will do what you say.
"Where do you think this is!" The Heavenly Emperor slapped the armrest of the golden-wood dragon chair heavily, with a look of fury on his face, which frightened the noisy immortal to beg for forgiveness.
"Dignified immortal officials, you are pushing each other one by one, is this trying to win face for us in the heavens, isn't it?" the Heavenly Emperor was furious as he spoke ironically.
"The Immortal Emperor, calm down!" The Wuxian officials knelt down in unison, all of them clattering with iron bones, and their righteousness suddenly emerged.
On the other side, the civil servants were trembling, and each of them was silent.
The Immortal Emperor was so angry that he didn't even want to take a look at the group of smeared officials.
"Wuji stepped forward to listen to the order," he looked at the proud man kneeling straight at the front of the Martial Immortal Officer, and suddenly said, "I bestow you with the title of God of War, and I hope you can continue to guard my fairy world and protect me The fairyland opens up its territory."
"...The minister obeys the order." So, why are you arguing?Can't you have everything quietly?
After solving this problem left over from history, the Emperor of Heaven turned his attention to the person behind Wuji.
"Is he the one you're talking about?"
"Yes!"
"Hmm..." The Emperor of Heaven twirled his beard and looked up and down at the man whose head was too low, "... Ning Zisi, raise your head."
Ning Zisi was preoccupied with watching the small movie on the official robe of the military officer behind him, and it was showing the war scenes.It is estimated that this official robe is to record the achievements of this official, so it looks like a Marvel hero movie full of individualism.He was watching with relish when he suddenly heard someone call his name.
He immediately raised his head, revealing a quiet and handsome man with a smile. jpg!
The Emperor of Heaven glanced at Ning Zisi, who was standing sideways in front of Wuji, and nodded implicitly: "The facial features are well-formed."
"Please grant me a marriage from the Immortal Emperor." Wuji said steadily.Regardless of what he said at this moment, he shocked the immortal officials in Tiantian Court.
The Emperor of Heaven sighed in his heart.At the end of the application, this ten-thousand-year iceberg said that he wanted him to marry him, and the object was still a man!It's not that the heavens haven't heard of someone who is good at manliness, but it's always been a rumor. If the person involved heard that someone was spreading the story about him, he would definitely make a face and throw the challenge letter over. .How could they walk together so blatantly and want him, the Heavenly Emperor, to give him a marriage in public in the heavenly court!
As an enlightened emperor, he felt that this was purely a matter of personal preference.It's not to let him go, right? There's nothing unacceptable about people closing the door.
Originally, in these two days, he had communicated privately with Wuji several times.If this public marriage was given to a woman, that would be fine.After all, if the god of war is granted, then a marriage is bestowed on him, that would be ecstasy, and no one would say otherwise.But let's switch to a man... I always feel that it's better not to be so clear about some things, he will turn a blind eye and pretend that he doesn't know.But the kid said something uneasy about Xiaojia, how can everyone be safe.The implication is that if this matter is not resolved, he will not go to the battlefield in the future.That's not going to work!His strength is in front of him, such a good ability, how can he not contribute to the fairy world!
So, bestow marriage...then give it!There is a first time for everything.When you think about it, diversity is actually quite good.And the main reason for not being masculine at the beginning was that it would lead to a decrease in the birth rate of newborns. Immortal Realm will enter an aging society in a million years, and the sparse population will lead to social unrest in Immortal Realm, and it may be annexed by other realms.But not now, as long as people from the lower realm continue to ascend, this problem will not exist, and if the population is too large, it will lead to a shortage of resources, and the society will still be in turmoil.Therefore, the combination of men and women proposed by the great hero this time will also become one of the important measures to curb overpopulation.It is really difficult to be an emperor, you have to consider all aspects, and you have to consider the future generations.
The Immortal Emperor inhaled deeply and exhaled heavily: "Quite!"
The immortal officials, who were just stunned, were in an uproar at the moment.
The military officers are fine.Although he couldn't accept it at once, but after the shock, he still stood in his own queue without saying a word.In the first hundred years of my family, it was rare to have such a flower, no matter what, it should be a quiet torus.
But those civil servants are different. Wuji easily solved the ten-thousand-year-old problem deliberately thrown out within a few days.
"Your Majesty, absolutely not!" The officials bowed down and shouted in unison, as if it was a big deal, "Since ancient times, male and female, yin and yang, these are the rules of heaven and earth established by the Lord of all things, and they cannot be broken! What's more, this person's masculine and feminine looks are inherently permeable, if the precedent of giving marriage between a man and a man is set, wouldn't the heavens be in chaos?"
Ning Zisi was not happy when he heard this, what kind of male and female looks, he looks very normal, okay!The Immortal Emperor also said that he has a good appearance, if he looks crooked and becomes a woman, can this Immortal Emperor still say this?What else does it mean to be infiltrating?It's okay not to take such a personal attack!
"No..." He just took a step forward, wanting to rectify his name, but Wuji pulled him behind him, and stretched out his ape arms to protect him firmly.
"At least he doesn't put on makeup!" Wuji said coldly, his eyes swept across the rows of civil officials who painted themselves into white faces with three catties of powder every day.
The fairies all had ugly expressions on their faces: "You vulgar people don't understand elegance!"
Ning Zisi twitched his eyes: "The Immortal Emperor doesn't paint either."
The faces of the civil and immortal officials were ashen. What they said just now was equivalent to scolding the emperor: "The emperor is angry! I didn't mean it! It's all their nonsense..." They all hated the person opposite. To the bone.Hmph, just as annoying as that Zerg!What a raccoon dog!
"Enough!" I really wanted to retreat directly.These idiots can't share his worries at all, and they keep humiliating him. I really don't know what to do with them!
"Ceremony officer!" I didn't want to call the civil official's name, "Election Day."
The unlucky guy who was named could only go out tremblingly, and then betrayed his position under the watchful eyes of everyone: "Observe the order." He had a hunch that after he came down to court, he would be beaten by his colleagues.Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows!Your life is hard to do!
In this one-sided situation, a civil and military battle with a strong smell of gunpowder came to an end.The military officers were all victorious, but the civilian officials were defeated miserably.But the most commendable thing in the world is the big wedding half a month later.It is said that it ushered in a new era in the fairy world, both in form and in meaning.
And after marriage, General God of War brought his newlyweds to the battlefield, winning many battles.It is said that his partner is very good at calling the enemy, and there is even a legendary case of retreating the enemy's army just by calling the formation.
It's just that all the people in the world see is that glorious scene. Only the parties themselves know the daily necessities after marriage.
"Hmph! You still said that you can't speak, and you want me to help you. In the end, you ended the whole battle with one sentence! Say! You treat me like a woman! I don't need you to protect me like this! I'm a man!" Don't get me wrong, what I'm talking about is not the last battle, but the scene where someone dug up old accounts and brought up the scene where they first went to heaven.He was ready to fight the Confucianists with his tongue, but in the end, he died before he left the teacher, which made the hero burst into tears!He is a hero hero hero!
"...you go tonight."
"Really?" Ning Zisi's attention was diverted in an instant, remembering the appearance of a certain iceberg melting under him, he suppressed his excitement, "I can't say that I did it like last time, but in the end you did it Twice!"
"It was you who did it for the first time." Afterwards, it's free to play!
"I'm talking all night! Not once! I warn you, Wuji, if you play word games with me like this again..." Ning Zisi narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Don't blame me for being rude!"
"……Um."
"Huh? What are you huh? What do you mean? Hey, don't go! Make it clear!"
The sound faded away.
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