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The artificial sun dutifully shines on the earth, the quiet valley is covered with purple vines, the small white flowers are in full bloom, and the tender stamens exude a charming fragrance. There are tiny mosquitoes passing by the sky, staying for a short time and then falling into the flowers in a daze. core.

The killing hidden behind the beauty is gentle and polite, with a great sense of beauty.

Ye Shu looked at the gentle little flowers in surprise, and couldn't believe that the cruel Rising could have such gentle plants.

"It would have been nice if he had brought me here back then. The purple valley is so beautiful, much prettier than the sea of ​​bullshit flowers with blood red mouths."

Ye Shu poked the white and tender petals, his small face was aggrieved: "It made me have nightmares after I went back."

Looking back on the past, Ye Shu said that he was a generous and tolerant husband, and that his daughter-in-law should be tolerant if she made a small mistake.

No longer indulging in the love of his children, Ye Shu turned to concentrate on his career.

"Adjutant Rong, it is said on the Internet that there is a small beast called 'chirp', have you seen it?" The kind of small beast that is regarded as rubbish by people in a certain forum is not worth mentioning, and can be solved with a finger , is Ye Shu's main goal.

Adjutant Rong shook his head: "No."

"Then do you know where they usually appear?" Ye Shu blinked his little eyes expectantly, the dimples were looming, and they were cute and cute.

Adjutant Rong hesitated for a while, then said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry sir, I have no access to their information."

Adjutant Rong: Such lowly creatures will never appear in my life!

Ye Shu slumped his shoulders, his eyes slid across the quiet valley, trying to find an animal among the purple flowers.

It's a pity not, do I still want to look for it?But the Baiyun Forum clearly said it was in the valley.

Ye Shu turned out his hand and brain again, found yesterday's historical records, and confirmed that he had no amnesia or misreading, so he could only attribute it to his bad luck.

"He died before he left school. It's a good thing he didn't turn on the live broadcast beforehand, otherwise..." Ye Shu could foresee his fans gloating.

Laughing loudly will definitely cycle through the entire live broadcast room, even if you delete it, you can't delete it.

Alas! Human beings are indeed easily contagious creatures. The fans back then were so cute and upright. They never stopped praising him. Now, the new fans have been fooled into being as skinny as the old ones. Are there any more? Put him in the eye.

Ye Shu sighed heavily, touched the sweat on his head, and really wanted to sit down and rest for a while.

"gentlemen."

Adjutant Rong's mellow voice sounded, Ye Shu's face immediately glowed, and he rushed over biu, his tone was brisk: "What's the matter? Did you see it?"

Adjutant Rong dodged his hand indiscriminately, and pointed to a small animal on a path, "That should be it."

Adjutant Rong's eyesight has been strengthened, and small animals [-] meters away can see all the cilia, but Ye Shu only has the eyesight of ordinary people. Looking at the blurry shadow, he suppressed his excitement and said, "I'll go up and see." look."

Adjutant Rong followed behind him step by step.

Ye Shu turned his head and said in distaste: "Don't follow, in case it is so timid and scares it away, where can I find it?"

Adjutant Rong: "..." He has experienced many battles, has been trained and undercover, and his steps are light. Even when he stepped on the grass, he didn't make a sound, but he was rejected mercilessly.

With the chicken in front of his eyes, Ye Shu started the live broadcast confidently, and excitedly said his opening remarks: "Hi everyone, the peerless Marshal Bi is here again!"

"Anchor, why are you getting late every day!"

"Hey, it looks like you're not in the kitchen, but in the wild?"

Ye Shu was in high spirits: "In view of your doubts about me in the last live broadcast, this anchor will take you to the wild, capture small animals with your own hands, and cook delicious delicacies, leaving you speechless!"

Ye Shu held his head high and chest out, ready to meet a series of "666".

who knew...

"Anchor, you little rookie, will you eat others or be eaten by them when you go out into the wild!"

"Isn't it good to live? I have to go outside to die."

"Don't worry, I'll give you some wax."

Ye Shu: "..."

The redness of shame and indignation spread over the neck, smudged the cheeks, Ye Shu was very angry, and said firmly:

"You will take that back!"

Fans: "Hehe."

Ye Shu pointed to the front, and the camera looked at the little beast intimately, "See if you see it, that's our goal for today."

Little boy, I can't cure you yet.

"When I finish cleaning up those "chirp" beasts, let you kneel down and call Dad!"

Ye Shu raised his middle finger with an extremely arrogant attitude.

"What is Chirp Beast, is there any popular science?"

"never seen it."

"do not know."

Forgive a group of elders, their lives have passed a long time, and the shadow of childhood has long been left in an unknown corner.

Although Ye Shu spoke arrogantly, his footsteps were extremely cautious.

Closer, closer.

Slowly approaching the figure with cautious steps, Ye Shu secretly made a gesture in his heart, the height of Chirp Beast was a bit bigger than Chick, probably reaching his knees.

Ye Shu thought to himself, "Fortunately, it's bigger than a rooster."

The width of the little beast is not too long, it really is the most suitable small animal for young children to train, he is more than enough to deal with it.

Ye Shu burst into a low laugh: "Brothers and sisters, witness my bravery!"

The camera clearly focused on his face, and the mask covered most of his face, but the fans still felt his madness from his raised chin.

"Sit and wait for a slap in the face."

"My best friend is learning paper-cutting, I will ask her to save some scraps for you to burn."

Ye Shu snorted arrogantly, stopped paying attention to his ruthless fans, and stared at the chirping beast with piercing eyes.

Then, his pupils suddenly dilated.

The Chirp noticed his gaze, twisted its long neck, and raised it up suddenly. Only then did Ye Shu realize that it was sitting there cross-legged. Its straight and slender legs stretched out at once, and suddenly jumped from the height of the knee to the leg.

Ye Shu muttered quietly: "Sure enough, everything that reaches the stars will be brutally magnified."

But I have a laser dagger, I am not afraid! Ye Shu is still confident.

Then the next moment, this self-confidence was thrown into the vast sea of ​​stars, and he couldn't find it no matter how hard he searched.

The Chirp beast not only has slender and powerful legs, but also has black wings flapping out, which are surprisingly big. In addition, the same slender neck suddenly pounces on him, and the chicken head stays one meter away from him. The mung bean Xiaoyan stared at the two-legged beast strangely.

"Chirps have weak eyesight and crane their necks to observe other creatures."

Ye Shu recalled the description of the faces on the forum, and roared inwardly.

Do people who popularize science eat shi?What a stretch neck can stretch more than ten meters at once!

There is also this beak that looks like a cockroach, with a cold light emitting from the tip.

Damn! I burp as soon as I poke it lightly!

Ye Shu didn't expect to subdue this alienated version of the big rooster any more, and even though it was still live, he turned around and ran away screaming.

"Adjutant Rong, help!"

Fans: "Hahahahahahahahaha."

"Isn't this the chirping beast that my little boy practiced throwing? Why is the anchor running?"

"Yes, my little boy can beat it when he was six years old, and the anchor can't even compare with a six-year-old boy."

"Just now, I had my nostrils turned upside down, and I was so arrogant, now I'm going to slap you in the face!"

"Hahaha, the anchor is really funny, it's the source of my happiness for a day."

"Unscrupulous fans!" Ye Shu ran wildly with all his strength while complaining.

Although the chirping beast had slender legs, it moved slowly, and it really let Ye Shu escape for a while.

Hearing Ye Chen's cry for help, Adjutant Rong pierced his sharp eyes into the little beast, and with a moment of effort, accompanied by a heavy falling sound, the beast chirped over.

Ye Shu: "..." Did Adjutant Rong move?Did he really move?Why did not I see?He is still standing there!

Adjutant Rong looked at him strangely: "Sir?"

Ye Shu came back to his senses, and habitually raised a smiling face: "It's okay, thank you." The latter thank you seemed sincere.

"Do you have anything else to do?"

Ye Shu scratched his hair that was blown by the wind, and shook his head obediently: "No more, let's take that guy back."

Adjutant Rong nodded, picked up the dying Chirp with one hand, and followed behind him obediently.

Ye Shu snatched it, and said embarrassedly: "Let me go, you are capable, you shouldn't do such trivial things."

What the hell, the savior served him, so guilty.

Adjutant Rong stepped back slightly, his fingers still tightly grasping the little beast.

"it is my responsibility."

Ye Shu: "Don't care about the responsibility or non-responsibility, I'll take care of it."

Adjutant Rong looked at his thin body suspiciously, and finally couldn't bear to hurt his self-confidence, so he obediently complied, and turned to drive the shuttle.

Ye Shu who snatched the little beast: "QAQ..." So heavy!

Fans who are still watching the live broadcast: "Hahaha, let you be brave!"

"The anchor has a bit of brains, and knows to find someone to tell the truth in advance."

"My little brother has a good figure, where did the anchor get it?"

"I want all the information about this man in three seconds!"

"Mama, I'm in love again."

Ye Shu snorted and said indifferently, "Dear fans, this live broadcast is over, see you next time!"

"No! We still want to see the handsome little brother!"

"The anchor will broadcast for a while longer, I can just watch you chatting on the shuttle."

Ye Shu ruthlessly rejected the fans' requests.Hmph! When you laughed at me, why didn't you think that there is still now!

This anchor is so stingy!

……

In the evening, Ye Shu moaned and lay on the big soft bed, and Fang Xu devoted himself to massaging him.

"Did you say you expected that I couldn't handle that chicken?"

"I have confidence in you." Always give confidence to your daughter-in-law, and Fang Xu really thinks that Ye Shu is capable of dealing with it, but he didn't expect him to be frightened as soon as he met him, and he couldn't use any martial arts.

"Really?" Ye Shu turned his head, his round and clear eyes seemed to hide a galaxy, shining brightly.

"Yeah." Fang Xu nodded.

"Hee hee, you're so kind!" Ye Shu buried his head, feeling a little more confident.

"I'll catch it next time!"

"Ah."

"You have to help me!"

"I can."

"Pull the hook!" Ye Shu turned over and raised a little finger.

"Huh?" Fang Xu looked puzzled.

Ye Shu grabbed his wrist and opened his little finger.

"This is our agreed ceremony, once you pull the hook, you can't go back on it!"

The little finger intersects with the little finger, and the warm body temperature is also exchanged. Fang Xu bent his eyebrows, lowered his head and kissed the connected skin, and murmured: "I will never regret it!"

Unrelenting affection leaked from the obsidian-like eyes, Ye Shu suddenly stretched out his hand, turned his head and lay down, and said fiercely: "You are stupid, hurry up and massage."

Fang Xu let out a low laugh, and the little daughter-in-law was shy again.

Ye Shu hid his hot face and complained silently.

What the hell, why don't you just hook your fingers and flirt.