[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Taocheng looked at the direction where the mud was flying and prayed to himself silently, hoping that the accuracy was not so good.It doesn't matter if you can't hit it! !

But things won't go as he expected, you know, teammate Pig is a godly assist!It often makes your teammates vomit blood, so if you have a pig teammate, whenever an incident happens, he will silently push you behind. This is the so-called divine assist.He is selfless, passionate, and he is the model for doing (great) good (dao) things (mang)!

So at this time, how can we lose the divine assist of the pig teammate Eiji Kikumaru!

The person who made Taocheng pray in such panic was none other than Tezuka Kunimitsu, the head of their tennis department.I have to say that Taocheng's luck is really extreme.Here we first give him a thumbs up for his future life!Uh... no, it's a bit of wax.

Originally, judging from the flight path of the mud ball, it would not hit Tezuka, but at this time, as a teammate of the pig, how could Kikumaru keep silent and do nothing!

Noticing the trajectory of the mud ball, Kikumaru shouted: "Ah! Minister be careful, meow!"

Tezuka, who heard Kikumaru's voice, turned his head, and then his eyes fell into darkness.

Tezuka: "...(#‵′)(#‵′)"

Except for Kanna who was playing with mud, everyone quieted down and looked at Tezuka whose air-conditioning surged.

Kikumaru shook his body, grabbed Dashi's arm and hid behind him, "Cough, minister, I didn't do it, meow! Momo threw it over! I just want to remind you to avoid meow!!"

And Taocheng said ten thousand times in his heart-Senior Kikumaru!How many lifetimes have we been hated! ?He only hopes that time can turn back to the moment when he didn't know Kikumaru, so that he can live a better life?However, that is of no use. If you can't continue to escape from reality, you have to face it!

Taocheng: "...Minister, I definitely didn't do it on purpose!! I slipped my foot just now!!"

Kikumaru thought for a while and poked his head out from behind Oishi to look at Taocheng, "But momo, didn't you throw it with your hands? It should be slippery, meow!"

Taocheng: "...Senior Kikumaru, seriously, have you been particularly upset to see me lately?" Help qaq! !It is said that the slippery hand has a strong intentional taste in it!He purposely didn't say that his hands were slippery, but he didn't expect to be mentioned by Senior Kikumaru!This is a conspiracy! !Absolutely a conspiracy!Senior Kikumaru, are you sure you didn't say it on purpose! ?Are you sure?Do you still remember the blood-stained junior who was cheated by you back then? ?

At this time Tezuka took off his glasses, looked up at Momoshiro and the others.Should he be thankful that he wore glasses so the mud didn't get into his eyes?

And everyone's eyes fell on Tezuka's face, no, to be precise, they should be staring at the upper part of his head.After a few seconds of silence, everyone laughed loudly, "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ help, help! I'm dying of laughter! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

And Tezuka frowned habitually, looking at the crowd who kept laughing, "It's really careless!"

The laughter of the crowd paused for a second, and after looking at Tezuka, they held their stomachs and hammered the ground, regardless of whether the soil on the ground was dirty or not, and laughed desperately.

Everyone: "Hahahahahaha... hiccup, ahahaha and hahaha!" Everyone choked on their laughter, but even so they still didn't stop their laughter, because Tezuka's face is now It's so funny! !

Tezuka once wondered if everyone would faint from laughter, of course this is Tezuka's description.Kanna couldn't see Tezuka's face because his back was facing him now, so he couldn't understand why they laughed like this.Using Kanna's own analogy, she is almost making everyone laugh like a fool, hehehe.

In fact, it's no wonder everyone laughed so devilishly, the main reason is that Tezuka's face is full of smiles now!Because Momoshiro put mud on Tezuka's face, it was as if he had made a mud mask.But the point is that he was wearing glasses at the beginning, and now when he takes them off, the original position of the glasses is exposed to the air.Of course, the skin that was not covered by mud was also particularly conspicuous.Now the whole pictogram of his face is like a raccoon, of course, just replace the black eye circles of the raccoon with white!

Seeing Tezuka's face, Yukimura and others who were watching not far away were strangely silent for a few seconds, then shook their shoulders desperately, and from time to time made a sound of suppressed laughter.

Uncle Atobe choked on his own saliva, and coughed while laughing.Fuer gloated and exclaimed: "Hehe~ I have collected very interesting things, I think Tezuka must really want to see such a picture^_^."

Huaji, who had been standing behind Atobe, shook her hand holding the camera, unable to maintain her facial nerves.He pursed his lips, but the corners of his mouth could still be seen turning up.

Anado stopped his movements long ago and laughed with everyone, but Sanada just felt lucky (same) disaster (sickness) joy (phase) misfortune (pity) in his hands.He sighed in his heart, he was finally not the only one who was unlucky! !

Taocheng could already foresee the miserable life in the future, he shook his fist and looked at Kikumaru viciously.All of this was caused by him, so it's okay for him to vent now, right?

Taocheng gritted his teeth, grabbed a mud ball like a chrysanthemum ball and threw it viciously.You can see how much resentment it contains just by looking at that action!

Kikumaru directly pulled Dashi to squat down, watched the mud ball fly over his head, frowned and looked at Taocheng, "Momo, you are too cunning! How can you sneak attack! If this is the case, I will fight back meow!!"

Taocheng secretly thought it was a pity when he saw that there was no life, but Kikumaru started to fight back.

At this time, Haitang also joined the battle with the mud and black air on his turban.However, Taocheng was the only target he attacked, and the main reason was that the mud that Kikumaru dodged just now just stuck to Kaitang's body.This kind of new and old hatred added together, the result can be imagined.

When Taocheng saw Haitang coming out, he immediately turned his attention to him, ignoring Kikumaru, "Do you want to fight, Viper!? It just so happens that you are upset! Then let's fight!!"

Haitang: "Hiss~ who is afraid of whom, bastard!"

[System: Ding Dong!Congratulations to players Taocheng and Haitang for starting the mode of watching opponents mistakenly for life. 】

Taocheng and Haitang are like tofu meeting shallots, dry firewood meeting fire, cowherd meeting weaver girl, and flies meeting poop. (Ah? There seems to be something wrong!) Well, anyway, the two of them are sympathetic to each other and can't help being attracted to each other (hate value), completely throwing Kikumaru aside.

And as the war between the two continued to escalate, the number of innocent people around who were not involved in it also began to increase, and eventually they all joined in.

Atobe looked at the scene of demons dancing not far away and wanted to turn around and leave now!Uncle, he won't admit that those guys who are having fun inside are his members! !

The whole scene was chaotic, and Kanno picked his nose and walked over to Atobe and the others who were recording, "It's really youthful~ It reminds me of the good times when I was young and fighting with my friends!"

Yukimura and Fuji's smiles remained unchanged, Kawachi remained expressionless, and Atobe didn't want to pay attention to Kanna at all.In the end, only Liu looked at Kanna, and then turned his gaze away.

Kanna shrugged, took out his shit stick and stood in front of the camera, "Ahem, I will give you a live report. I am the reporter and commentator Tsukishima Kanna, so I won't gossip , let's quickly look at the development of this holy (ni) cup (ba) war!"

"The war after 60 years has begun again. For the only chance to make a wish, all the magicians, no! All the magic boys? No! All the tennis idiots have joined this battle, and who will the winner be?" Who is it? Where will the mud war go! And... ouch!"

Shenwu felt a pain in his head and looked back, Atobe put away his hand and glanced at Wu, "Ah, the idiot woman speaks human words, so report it well. Is it too gorgeous, eh? Huadi."

Huadi: "...wushi!"

Atobe: "..." Huadi, what is that strange silence of yours?

Audience: "..." Bridge bean sack!Sir, shouldn't you stop Kanna?Why did you encourage her to continue reporting in the end?

Atobe said that it is important to be able to collect the black history of everyone, so that no one will tell about this training camp.

Kanno curled his lips, turned his head and continued, "The competition is gradually heating up, and everyone has used their skills. That, that is..."

Kanna opened his eyes wide and looked at Kaitang, with surprise in his voice, "The mud ball thrown by the player wearing an old turban hit the epileptic madman who was separated by several people at an incredible angle! It's incredible, this way How did you do it!? Now let’s visit the companions of the game parties.”

Kanna handed the shit stick to Fuji, and waited for his answer, but when Fuji saw the stick handed to him, he twitched the corner of his mouth lightly, and immediately returned to normal, "Cough, that's Kaitang's stunt — Snake Ball."

Kanna: "I see! This can also explain why the ball has such an arc! It really is hidden!"

Kanna: "Everyone in front of the TV, look over there! Uncle Black and White has already teamed up to wipe out the surrounding players! Sure enough, the attack power of Facial Paralysis is very high!? How will everyone deal with it next?"

Fuji and Yukimura looked at Tezuka and Sanada who had become "innocent" with bright smiles. It was really nice to see such a scene.Young people have to look like young people, it's so annoying to keep a straight face!Sure enough, it's still better!

The so-called schadenfreude, watching the excitement and talking about things, is it like Fuji and Yukimura?