[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

"Sack of bridge beans! What are you going to do to the great me? And where did you get the knife and fork, bastard!" Boiled Egg shook his body and jumped backwards.

Kanna: "Don't worry, I'm just looking at the structure inside you, I definitely don't want to eat you~ Look at my sincere eyes! You have to believe that it's hard to find an honest child like me these days! As for Knives and forks... What a stupid question, wouldn't it be strange to conjure something in your own dreams?"

"It's clearly written in your eyes that you want to eat me up!"

"Your illusion!"

"Then don't look away, you bastard!"

Kanna blinked his dull eyes, and blocked the way of the boiled egg with a knife and fork, "Don't worry, your egg body is absolutely guaranteed! As long as I think of this egg that can talk, I will I can’t take it anymore. After all, my taste is not that strong, it will be bad if I eat it and spoil my stomach!”

"...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What kind of dirty bastard do you think I am! Hehe, my god is much more delicious than ordinary eggs! Stupid mortal, you really have no vision!" The boiled egg jumped Jump, the surface is slightly glowing red.

"Wow, do you still change color? It's so scary, I don't even dare to eat it in my stomach! If you eat it, you will be poisoned. I forgot where I said, the more colorful the thing, the more poisonous it is!"

"...you are talking about mushrooms, right? My God is an absolutely natural, pollution-free egg without any additives! Much better than mushrooms!"

Kanna yawned, "The mushrooms in the mountain are also natural, dear, is it just my illusion? I always feel that you really want me to eat you! Is this what your purpose is? But give up, I won't eat anything weird!"

"That's not the purpose of my god coming here, bastard!"

"Huh? So isn't it? I thought you were a pure jerk looking for abuse."

"Go to hell!!" The boiled egg suddenly became huge, jumped up and ran after Kanna.

Shen Wubian ran and put a helmet on his head, with a sharp iron thorn standing on it.He said in a flat voice with no expression on his face: "Ah~ I'm so scared, Ma Ma, come and see that the eggs are fertile and will grow bigger! This world is so dangerous!"

"It's the great Kamisama, not a goblin, bastard! Sure enough, you'd better die!" Although the expression on Kanna's face couldn't be seen, just by listening to her voice, she could tell that she wasn't afraid at all, okay? ?Boiled egg turned red all over, hopping after Shen Wu.

Suddenly Kanna stood still, holding his helmet with his hands.But the boiled egg was not very flexible after becoming bigger, so he couldn't stop in time, so he could only watch helplessly as the silver-lighted iron spikes pierced into his body.

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"Awwhhhhh!!!!!!"

Kanna looked at the super-large scrambled eggs flying out, whistled, and scratched his ears, "How does it taste like popping chrysanthemums? No, how about bursting eggs? Is it very comfortable? No thanks I, I know how empathetic I am. Aha, ahahahahaha~"

"Aww!! qaq" Boiled Egg feels like his body is broken, it's so bullying God!

Kanna twitched the corners of his mouth as he watched a certain egg bouncing around and spilling golden liquid all over the floor, "Did I accidentally poke out something terrible? This golden thing can't be yours [beep— —] Hey! You feel so dirty, bastard! What on earth have you done in other people’s spiritual world? Hey! Even if you have incontinence, you have to find a good place to solve it! Are all gods so indiscreet! Hey! "

"=Dish= Fuck, you're covering my face with shit! You're the only one who is incontinent, you're the one who's indiscreet, bastard! How did you manage to say things against your will without changing your face! Do you still have your integrity? And the golden viscous liquid is obviously my egg yolk!" Boiled Egg said angrily.

"What is morality? Is it delicious? I prefer chicken flavor! After all, I don't have such unglamorous things as shit pots! Now everyone uses toilets! Few people defecate anywhere like you It’s really not gorgeous!!” Kanna tilted her head, she thought it would be great to use the young master’s catchphrase at this time, and she could give the other party a knowing blow!

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Asshole, I told you it was egg yolk!!"

Kanna blinked his dull eyes, and looked at the boiled egg with contempt, "Hmph, do you really think I'm an idiot!? The yolk of a boiled egg is not liquid at all! Say! Don't you? A spy who sends raw eggs to boiled eggs!?"

"Spy your sister, bastard! Do you know how much damage you have done to me!?"

"..."

Kanna didn't speak when he was silent, and then looked at the boiled egg with disgust, turned around and turned his back to it silently, "Don't worry, I won't be responsible for you!"

"!!!"

"Don't take me for a fool! I know that the child in your stomach is not mine! Now it happens to be aborted, and you can live a good life! No one will talk about your unmarried pregnancy! Generally speaking, I I did a good deed! I suddenly felt touched by my kindness, and I am indeed such a perfect person!"

Children... conceived before marriage...

unmarried...pregnant...

wtf!!!!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Boiled Egg felt that his head was in a mess, he felt that he was so aggrieved that he was a god, and he would definitely change jobs when he went back this time! ! qaq

"By the way, go back if you have nothing to do. I still want to sleep well, you bastard! Don't you know that a girl's sleep is very important? Even if I'm in a dream right now, I won't be in good spirits!!"

"...Do you know how many eggs were wasted because of you? Eggs also have souls! As the god of eggs, I have received prayers from eggs, do you plead guilty?"

Shen Wu was not relieved when he heard the solemn voice, "Huh?...Sack of bridge beans! I obviously didn't waste eggs! Are you slandering you! I want to sue you for slander!"

"You still say you didn't waste it!? Those unrecognizable children have been crying to me for a long time!"

"But they were eaten in the end! They should be happy!"

"..." Acridine?Seems to be the case! !The boiled eggs were tangled up, "Then... you still wasted the boiled eggs!"

Kanna wiped away his tears, and said aggrievedly: "I'm wronged! I didn't waste that! It's obviously the young master who wasted it!"

Bridge bean sack Kanna girl, doesn't your conscience hurt when you say something like this?Is it true that the Atobe boy is innocent?Don't pull him to lie on the gun, hey!

Shen Mu said that she didn't know anything!The sky is falling and there is a tall man holding it up!Aha, ahahahaha~

"It's not all because of you!! Don't try to escape responsibility!" Boiled eggs are still rational!At least not directly convicted.

"Hey? Blame me? I can't let me take responsibility alone! No matter what, you have to give me a backrest! Otherwise, I will feel very uncomfortable in my heart!" Shen Wu didn't feel shameless at all, Anyway, the thought of someone having the same unlucky situation as her made her feel more balanced.

"You are so shameless!"

"Thank you for the compliment!"

"My god didn't praise you! If that's the case, go on a trip with the young master you're talking about! And you have to let others eat scrambled eggs! I know you still have a lot in stock, girl, come on!" After finishing speaking The poached eggs were gone.

And Kanna shook her chin and nodded, she (personally) felt that she and Atobe got along very well!Except for the negative buff aura of being with him, everything is still beautiful!When she woke up again, Kanna saw Atobe in a daze.

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After listening to Kanna's explanation, Atobe fell silent.Uncle, he felt that his knees were extremely painful!What did this idiot woman do, bastard! !

Kanna shook his feet, patted Atobu's hand holding his collar, "Don't you think you should thank me, young master!? Free travel opportunity~ No one else can ask for it!"

Atobe squinted his eyes and said, 'You've made a lot of money!It's not too late to thank me' for my goddamn smile.Hehe~

Kanna shook her body and rubbed her goosebumps with her hands, swallowed while looking at Atobu with a bright smile, "Ahaha, that, young master, are you okay? I think your mental state is not very good~ By the way, you won’t be leaned over by some unclean thing, right? Butterfly~! People are not good at that kind of thing, qaq.”

"Can you let me go? Young master, you have been holding me for a long time! But I don't know if it's my illusion, why do I always feel that my body is so light!?"

Atobe clenched his fist and gave Kanna's head a few shudders, then let go and covered his face with a sigh.Uncle, why is his life so hard!If God could give him a chance to start over, he would never agree to Yukimura's proposal to help Kanna deal with the wound on his face!

And Kanna touched the tears in his eyes that he had piled up like small mountain bags, it was so cruel!She is innocent!It's all Shi Chen's fault (it's dirt!), the big universe, no, it's the malice of the egg! !

Kanna slowly rubbed to Atobe's side, looked at Atobe who was in a sad (fog) breath, patted him on the shoulder, and called him back to God, "Young Master, don't be sad! We will go back... perhaps!"

Atobe: "..." He has given up getting angry with this bastard!He just wants to calm down now, let the uncle be a quiet and handsome man! !

Kanna: "By the way, young master, have you noticed that we haven't received a line of sight since just now! It's unbelievable, as if the two of us didn't exist!! Could it be that we have all obtained the invisible ability of Heizi ?”