[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Kanna ignored Koishikawa's reaction, went to Atobe and tugged at his sleeve, looked up at Atobe with watery eyes, "By the way, young master, does it count for you to invite me to dinner? You can't just say nothing Believe me~ You see, I came all the way to watch your game with an empty stomach!"

He touched his stomach in a nonchalant manner, indicating that he was really 'hardworking' and 'wronged'.

Knowing that Kanna had actually wiped out a lot of lunch boxes, everyone in the Lihai Tennis Club twitched the corners of their eyes because she was actually talking nonsense.

To be able to tell such a lie without changing his face, he must have tempered his face to a certain extent. Hey!

Atobe narrowed his eyes, lowered his head slightly to look at Kanna who was pulling his sleeve, stretched out his hand and slowly placed it on Kanna's head, and then... patted the back of her head viciously.

Kanna was staggered by Atobe's movement, and with the throbbing veins on his head, he gave Atobe a fierce look: "You bastard, what are you doing! Do you want to fight!? If you want to fight, you can't fix it! Okay! , I’ll accompany you anytime you want to fight!!”

"Idiot woman, please clean up the rice sticking to your body when you tell a lie. Is my uncle's insight just a display!?"

Atobe squinted at Kanna's collar, how could he not notice such an obvious position!

"Hey, the weather is really good today, young master." Kanna immediately stood at attention after hearing Atobe's words, and looked at the sky with a deep look.

The corners of the mouths of the rest of the people twitched in unison: Hey, it's too fast!And finding an excuse is worse than lying, hey!

Kanna looked at the expressions of the crowd and snorted inwardly: What stupid mortals, of course eating the biggest food is the biggest thing in the world!In front of the person who is in charge of the lifeline of food, if you are cowardly, you are cowardly!

From this point, it can be seen that although Kanna has been exhausted once, her attachment to food has not changed.

"Ah, I will do what I say, and I will definitely have a meal with you." Atobe turned his head to look at Yukimura, Shiraishi and the others, "If that's the case, let's go together."

Anyway, they are all acquaintances, and there is nothing wrong with having a meal, and besides, the uncle is not short of the money for a meal.

At this time, Kanna felt that her stomach began to hurt, and followed by a burst of defecation. She patted Atobe's shoulder, turned around and ran and said, "Master, you must remember to wait for me! I Now I’m going to the toilet to do [beep——], and I’ll be right back!! Don’t forget to wait for me!!”

"Idiot woman, wait..."

Before Atobe's words fell to Kanna, he had disappeared from everyone's sight.Atobe rubbed his forehead deeply, he felt that according to Kanna's cheating road-crazy attributes, he would definitely get lost! !

Bingdi and Lihai's people can accept God's words like [beep——] from time to time, but it is the first time for everyone in Sitianbao Temple to hear such words.

So after a period of silence, all the people in Sitianbao Temple twitched their eyes. It was the first time they heard a girl say such a thing in such a large audience. Hey!Have the girls in Tokyo become so manly now? ! ?

As for Kanna, as Atobe expected, after rushing out, he couldn't find the toilet at all.Fortunately, not all the people here left, so Kanna wisely asked several people and finally found the toilet and solved his life's major issues!It was a momentary pleasure, with not-so-pleasant consequences for her.

Cough, there is a well-written poem, "Flying down three thousand feet, there is no paper in my pocket." '(Ah, something seems wrong!!)

And what Kanna is facing now is such an embarrassing scene that cannot be more embarrassing.

'Fuck!God, why are you playing me like this, you bastard! With a faceless expression, he stared at the little toilet paper that was pulled out of his hand with deep eyes, feeling full of crap in his heart.

The most painful thing in life is not life and death, but being hungry and having no food!wrong!The most painful thing in life is not life and death, but when you go to the toilet and find out that there is no toilet paper! !Ah ha ha ha ha, no toilet paper, your sister's (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!

Ah ha ha ha ha, she must have been leaned over by something bad!How unfortunate is it that such a thing can happen, bastard! !Why does she never remember that she has the attribute of lucky e?

How can it be repaired!Isn't that from Brother Stupid Gun! ?How could it be so foolishly transferred to her, bastard! !No toilet paper or anything... It's really a big trough, hey!Dare to cheat a little more Hey!

Kanna sat on the toilet and covered his face in pain, no matter how much he complained in his heart, the most important thing now is to solve the current situation! !

How can she get the paper when there is no one in the toilet next to her! ?Could this be God's new round of tests for her! ?Even if it's a test, don't be so cheating, you bastard! !Can't you just change it to something simpler?Why did she bring so many things with her but no paper! ?Why! ? ?Why! ? ?

At this moment, Kanna's heart is almost broken, and there are four options in front of her for her to choose.

[-]. What do you need toilet paper for? Just pull up your pants!

Second, call for help at this time!

[-]. Wait for someone to come in, and then ask the other party for toilet paper.

[-]. Climb from the upper baffle to the other side, and you can easily get√toilet paper.

The corner of Kanna's mouth twitched, the first option was to definitely pass, she was not careless.

Second option...

Is she going to call the young master or Mr. Instant Noodles?Leaving aside their gender, men cannot enter the women's restroom, even if they call them, what would she say?Say 'I forgot to bring toilet paper and I'm stuck in the toilet asking for help'! ?This kind of black history is known to them, so don't be too cheating! !

Then there are only two remaining items that can be selected now!Waiting for others to come in and ask for toilet paper can almost be ruled out. She has been sitting here for 15 minutes and no one has come in, you bastard!So now she can only act according to the fourth option! ?

Shen Wu raised his head weakly and pulled out a ferocious smile. Fortunately, no one knew about this matter today, otherwise hehe...she was ready to hit the other party with amnesia.

Kanna got up slowly, stood on the toilet and reached out to grab the baffle of the toilet, using his strength to climb up.Her good eyesight allowed her to see the white of the toilet paper next to her, so she was very relieved.

She can finally solve this cheating situation now! !

Fortunately, the design of the toilet here is very suitable for Kanna's current situation. Otherwise, it would be a problem whether she can climb over it. At that time, it is estimated that Kanna's line selection will be smashing the wall!

Shen Wuping (?) crawled into the toilet next to him, slowly stretched out his hand towards the position of the toilet paper with excitement, and then tugged.

...! ! !

Fuck!Can you still have fun playing? How can you repair it!

With blue veins throbbing on Shenwu's head, he looked at the small piece of paper that he pulled out.This area can at most be as big as a card, bastard!Is this cheating, cheating or cheating? Hey! ?

This is what it is. Legend has it that Monkey King and his master have to go through mountains and seas to get the scriptures, go through the hardships of 81, learn 99 styles to fight with goblins for sex, and have to be right. The correct posture and body position, and shy shouting when necessary will have unexpected effects, dear! (Bridge bean sack! What the hell is behind it! Nothing seems right here!)

It can be said that Kanna has experienced a big ups and downs!Now she does have toilet paper, but being so small is useless, bastard!

Kanna remained silent on the spot for a minute, she took a deep breath to suppress her violent urge, and once again stood on the toilet and crawled towards another toilet.She couldn't believe that the one next to her didn't have toilet paper yet! !

On the top, Kanna saw that there was obviously a longer piece of paper protruding from the place where the toilet paper was placed next to it, and he was slightly relieved.

Standing on the ground again, Kanna held out his hand with a relieved smile, then looked down at the paper he pulled out and grinned.

Ah ha ha ha ha ~ there is paper!Finally got paper!That's great! ...so good peat, bastard! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Kanna threw the one in his hand to the ground, and punched the partition next to him: "Damn it! You're kidding me, hey!"

"Oh!"

Kanna withdrew his hand that hit the baffle, the veins on his head throbbed wildly, and stomped on the toilet paper that was thrown on the ground as if to vent his anger.

Nima, it's only twice as big as the one just now, bastard!Paper as big as two cards is useless! ! =Dish=Is it blowing for fun?Blowing and playing, you bastard!You can't blow your nose with those two tablets, bastard!

With a face that was about to cry, Kanna recalled carefully, did she step on dog shit when she went out today, that's why she was so unlucky! ?Even if you step on shit, you should be lucky, you bastard! !

Shen Wuxin turned her head haggardly, looked at the hole that was smashed by her, and then she saw her hope through the hole!

There!Put a roll of toilet paper! !A roll of toilet paper! !That cliff is her life-saving straw! !Hey, oh my god, you really didn't abandon me! ! qaq

Kanna's eyes slowly filled with hot tears of excitement, she choked up a bit and wiped away the non-existent tears with the back of her hand, and immediately stepped on the toilet, and turned over the hole made by the smash.

After turning over, Kanna immediately took the toilet paper and solved his important problem.

Hey, she was so moved that she was on the verge of crying! ! ?

And Kanna, who had solved the "big event in life", finally had time to take a closer look at her surroundings. It didn't matter if she looked at it this way, she just felt that the whole world was full of crap after watching it.

Seeing the three rolls of paper hidden behind the trash can, Shen Wuzai twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, and roared loudly with the veins on his head.

"How can peat be repaired! Who the hell put all the toilet paper in here? Hey! We definitely need to talk about life, bastard!!"