[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Sometimes, there is so much ape dung between people. After Kanna and Toyama parted ways, they wandered along the road they chose, and finally met together again.

Kanna looked at Kintaro Toyama who was rushing towards him and twitched the corners of his mouth.Damn, how destined are they to get lost together again! ? ?This probability can be compared to winning the lottery!!

Toyama raised a big smile and waved vigorously at Kanna: "Wow! We meet again!! Hey, what's your name? I forgot to introduce myself just now. My name is Kintaro Toyama, a third-year junior high school student. You can just call me Xiaojin! Hey, you were really amazing just now, you didn’t have to catch your breath after speaking for such a long time in one breath, why? Is it like in a movie, in fact, you are a fish Bloodline youkai!? That’s right, you haven’t told me your name yet!! Tell me quickly~ na na~”

Kanna: "(′?皮?｀) You are a monster, you bastard! You are a spirit cultivated by a monkey!? Although IQ is a little bit urgent! I am an authentic celestial being, okay!? A celestial being is not a monster Ah hey! Even if you are a monster, don’t be a fish! And they tell you to keep your voice down, how can you cultivate, monkey, is your IQ still alive? Is he still alive? Hey! Why do you still not understand after saying it so many times? Ah bastard! My ears are starting to hurt, hey!"

"What!? I turned out to be a monkey!? I lived for so many years without knowing about it!! How did you know!? Is it because of the eyes of the sky!? Is that so? That's amazing! !"

Kanna twitched his eyes, and looked at the person in front of him who was clearly admiring: "What the hell is the sky eye!? What do I want that thing for? Cosplay Erlang Zhenjun, hello!? Or go to the nearby theater to grab the rich and treacherous son! What is it (referring to Feiying)!? You are so stupid, monkey, made by your parents!? Why do you believe what you just said!? This kind of statement is just me simply complaining, okay!?"

"Oh? So it's not true, what a pity."

"...It's a pity that the wool fell (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Kanna twitched his eyes and looked at Yuanshan: "Since we have all met together, let's find the way together."

"Yeah!!"

Kanna stood still and looked at the three intersections that appeared.He waved to Yuanshan: "If the monkey asked you to choose, which way would you go?"

Yuan Shan pointed to the one in the middle: "I choose the middle one!"

Shen Wu nodded understandingly: "If it were me, I would choose the road on the right."

"Hey? That's it! What if we chose different paths?"

Kanna blinked his dead fish eyes; "It's easy! Let's take the left road!"

Toyama Kintaro tilted his head and looked at the path on the left pointed by Shen Wushou: "Why!? Didn't we all choose which path?"

Kanna sighed, and said deeply: "It's because neither of us chose, so that path is the most correct! As road idiots, we must never take the path we think is right! That way Instead, you will get lost faster and more completely, did you make it?"

Yuan Shan blinked his eyes because he didn't understand, and gave up thinking about Shen Shenwu's words: "By the way, what are the celestial beings you mentioned just now?"

"Monkey, your reflex arc seems to be getting longer and longer! Hey! How slow is your reaction to remember to ask now!?"

"So, what are celestial beings? I've never heard of them. Are they aliens or monsters?"

"If you have to make a distinction, it should be an alien!"

Toyama Kintaro opened his eyes wide and looked at Kanna, "...What!?? Are they really aliens!? You can't lie to me!? Are there really aliens in the world!?"

Kanna was silent. Sure enough, is there no one who believes in this world?Except for the young master, he already knew the truth.

But if someone said in front of her that he was an alien, she probably wouldn't believe it.

"Wow, that's amazing! You are an alien!! You look the same as people on Earth! Which planet are you from? Is there anything special over there? How is the environment? Are all aliens super powerful? ? By the way, are you here for interstellar communication!? Are you here alone? Didn’t your companions come with you? Earth welcomes you!!” Toyama Kintaro never doubted the authenticity of this sentence , Believe in Kanna directly.

Kanna: "..." She took back what she said just now, so some people would believe it! !This kid is really stupid! !

"I've always wanted to see aliens with my own eyes, but I didn't expect to meet them today!! Nah, let's be friends! In this way, I will have interstellar friends! So excited!! By the way, aliens also eat human food What? If so, how about I treat you to delicious food in the future!!? There are still a lot of delicious food on earth!"

The corners of Kanna's eyes that were still twitching recovered instantly when he heard Toyama say that he wanted to treat her to eat, and he held his hand with both hands and shook it vigorously: "Okay! We are friends from today! Monkey, I I am very optimistic about you! You are indeed a very good human being! I think you are very pleasing to the eye!! By the way, when did you ask me to eat!? Are there any delicious foods!?"

So, Kanna girl, you really do it for food, right?Only the food impresses you!

"Yes! We are good friends! By the way, you haven't told me your name yet, which planet do you live on? What's the environment like? Why do you look so similar to humans? I always thought that aliens are et Plant it!!"

Toyama stared at her with wide eyes, and jumped up and down beside Kanna, his eyes were full of curiosity.

For the sake of delicious food, Shen Wukan also answered one by one: "My hometown is on Yetu star, which is far away from the earth! By the way, there is no sunshine for us. In terms of appearance, we are the head of the Yetu clan. The most human-like! Other races have animal heads."

"So there are other types of aliens!?? Tell me more~ I really want to know what other aliens are like!!"

……

In this way, the two of them had a very pleasant communication experience.The relationship between the two has also become better, of course, a considerable part of the reason is that Toyama said that he would treat Kanna to eat.

"By the way," Yuan Shan suddenly turned his head to look at Kanna next to him, "You haven't said your name yet!"

"Ah? Haven't I said it yet?" Kanna scratched his head, "My name is Tsukishima Kanna now, and I seem to be in high school for the second year. Hahahaha, monkey, you should call me Senior! If you call me Senior, then I will You tell more stories about aliens!"

Toyama Kintaro's eyes lit up: "Senior Kanmu, please continue to talk about what happened just now! What happened to the last Chenluo people?"

"that……"

Before Kanna could explain clearly, her cell phone rang.

Atobe and the others waited on the spot for four to ten minutes, but they still did not see Kanna.Li Haida and Bingdi, who are familiar with the attribute of Shenwuluchi, covered their faces one after another.

That guy is definitely lost! Hey!How could it take so long to go to the toilet! !

Atobe twitched his mouth and rubbed his temples: "That idiot will never find his way back!!"

After Shiraishi and the others saw Atobe and the others' expressions, they suddenly had a subtle sense of instantaneity. Their restless junior seemed to be a very high-level road idiot! !

Thinking of this, everyone in Sitianbao Temple suddenly felt that they were in the same boat.

At this time, Kirihara immediately raised his head and looked at Yukimura: "Minister! Let me go and find Senior Kanna!"

As soon as Kirihara's words fell, everyone looked at Kirihara who raised his hand in unison.

Sanada's face darkened immediately, and he gave Kirihara a look: "You are so slack!!"

But the rest of the people in Lihai twitched the corners of their eyes unanimously.Their juniors have grown up and know how to take care of others!But can you recognize your abilities first?

Yukimura looked at Kirihara who volunteered and smiled: "Akaya, are you sure you won't lose yourself?"

Kirihara's body stiffened for a moment: "Cough, probably not...probably."

Nioh walked up to Kirihara and patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Your idea is very good, but are you sure you can find Kanna with your road-crazy attributes? You will definitely lose yourself. Do you know the place!?"

Kirihara: Although what the senior said is right, but he is very upset and swollen?

"So you should quickly give up that dangerous idea of ​​yours," Nioh sighed, "Oh~ we don't want to continue looking for you if we don't find Kanna."

"Senior Niwang is too much! qaq" Qieyuan felt very tired, and it was not his fault that he was crazy!

At this time, Ninja Yushi pushed his glasses: "Maybe I can ask Kirihara to look for it, maybe he will find it while getting lost. There may be a subtle connection between Lu Chi and Lu Chi, maybe Kirihara You can accurately get lost and find Kanna."

In response to Yuuji Shinozu's earnest face, everyone's expressions shifted subtly, and then they turned their heads as if they didn't hear it.

Ren Zuqian also looked at him with black lines all over his head, twitched his eyes and began to complain: "What the hell is the connection between the Lu Chis? Radio waves, hello!? Sensing radio waves between the Lu Chis?"

Ninja Yushi: "It's probably the breath of the same kind! So to a certain extent, you will also meet when you get lost."

Shinozu Kenya: "..." Suddenly, I don't know how to complain!

At this time, Ninzu Yuko-chan didn't know yet, but he was indeed right!Kanna and Toyama Kintaro just happened to get lost and met twice.

There were a few blue veins throbbing on Atobu's head, he ignored the two brothers who were showing off, and took out his mobile phone to call Kanna.

On the other hand, Kanna thought of one thing when she saw the notification of the incoming call—it seems that she should be looking for the way!

Kanna looked at the words 'Elder Young Master' prompted on the phone, and fell silent for a while.

Did she pick it up or not?

Feeling the vibration of the phone and the super powerful ringtone, Kanna seemed to see the blue veins on the other side of Atobu's head.

She swallowed unconsciously, and slowly put the phone next to her ear to answer the call: "Cough, Moses Moses..."