[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

"It's not something messy." Shen Wuming knew that he couldn't see his expression on the phone and still had a serious face. "That's a name that I spent a lot of effort thinking of! Are you envious?"

"No, that kind of thing can't be called a name anymore, okay?" Renzu complained loudly, "Even if there is no life like this, hey! At least they still have a deep meaning, you have nothing here. !!"

"Life limit...that's true too!" Kanna thought for a while seriously, "Since this is the case, I'll add some artistic conception to it, so I'll change the name to Mengquan. d. Holding a black book, I want to become a new world Kamisa Horse's middle school boy killer Konoha anorectal hospital The uncharacteristic Mudun messenger Wei Zhonger wants to save human beings The dead fish with clean eyes shaking s1.6 meters long The century-old middle school who wants to be the king The evolved body Ba Dahu Millennium middle school Destruction of human beings blackening Ma Cang Non-mainstream schizophrenia Killing myself in another world Finally pushed by teenagers who want to become a god in the middle two sugars control white flowers Severe middle two snake spirits talk too much want to destroy the world Uchiha Red-Eyed Rabbit·Flying Blindly. Damn! This name is definitely taller! It’s definitely much stronger than Toshiken Wu! Not only is the name catchy, but even the artistic conception has been sublimated in quality, isn’t it!! "

"Yeah, it's so catchy that you can bite your tongue off... (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ It's amazing to say such a long paragraph without taking a breath! Are you sure it's just a name on it? Didn’t you see that I already felt the breath of the Second Secondary School, as for the artistic conception... It’s really a great artistic conception! Hey, what the hell are they all destroying the world or becoming Kami Sangma! The only one in it The one who wants to save mankind is still a dead fish with clean eyes!?"

"How about it, isn't it cute!?"

"Yeah! A face full of blood=dish=!!"

After listening to the complaints, Kanna paused before saying: "...I've been wanting to say this since just now, you're really good at making complaints, it reminds me of someone."

"I also want to say that your personality and way of speaking also remind me of someone."

"Ah? Such a coincidence? Who is that person?"

"No, I don't want to say it," Ren Zu said with a constipated expression on his face at this moment, "When I mention her, I feel pain in my ass."

"..." God blinked expressionlessly, and then he was silent for a while before speaking, "I won't rub eggs for you, you should give up your heart."

"..." He didn't even say to let you rub it, bastard!Are girls so difficult nowadays?Kanna is one, and so is this soon-to-be landlord!Is the world changing too fast or he can't keep up with the trend!

Kanna's words choked Renzu, not knowing how to respond.

But at this time, Kanna said: "Ah? Is that person you're talking about a girl too?"

"..."

"That's it, I understand."

"..." What do you understand?He doesn't understand at all!

"So..." Shenwu sighed, "So she kicked your balls? That's why it hurts!"

Shinozu: ... No, even if you didn't kick his balls now, he still hurts! !

He should reconsider whether to rent this house, because he always feels that the owner is not generally unreliable.

Thinking like this, he reluctantly opened his mouth: "That... this masked d. is holding a black notebook and wants to become a middle-aged and second-year-old killer of Kamisama in the new world. The non-distinctive Mudun emissary of the Konoha Anorectal Hospital, Weizhong Erxiang To save human beings, the dead fish with clean eyes and shaking s1.6 meters, the commander of a hundred-year middle school two, the evolutionary body that wants to be the king, Ba Dahu, the thousand-year middle school two, destroys the human beings, and the blackening of Ma Cang, a non-mainstream schizophrenia, kills himself in another world, and finally Pushed by a teenager who wants to become a god, the middle two sugars control the white flower and the severe middle two snakes. The Uchiha red-eyed rabbit who wants to destroy the world. I think I should reconsider whether to rent you My house is ready, hehe."

"Short oil~ What are you thinking about, Sao Nian, where else can a person like you go? Just come to my place, and I will give you a 9% discount, dear."

"...someone like me?"

"Yeah, your voice doesn't sound like a good person at all!"

"... = dish =." He wanted to be quiet.

Is it his fault that the voice is born like this?

#Severe psychological attack swollen what broken#

#Is he really that not a good person#

Not only was he said that he didn't look like a good person, but his voice was also evaluated as not a good person.Does this mean that he is not a good person at all! ? ——by Ninzu who wants to cry and faint in the toilet. Not a good person. Yuko-chan.

I always feel that the voice of the person opposite is not generally familiar! ——by Kanna.

After a moment of silence, he continued with patience: "...I just want to ask now, is the information you posted on the Internet true?"

"Huh? Are you talking about a discount? Don't worry, it's absolutely true!"

"...No, no, the point is not that!!"

"Huh? Could it be that you are a villain? But you have already called, and I don't know how to stab a villain."

Renzu: ... What is this kind of cheating attribute that can never catch the point? ?

Renzu rubbed his temples: "I'm talking about the house!"

"Oh, it turned out to be this one. There is no problem with the house. No one died in it, and there were no rotting corpses, and no elementary school student would come out and say that the murderer was you!"

"..."

"Of course there will be no strange noises in the middle of the night, no supernatural events, and no onmyoji who will say that Feng Shui here is not good~ Of course, if you still feel uneasy, I will help you find evil spirits and the like Dear~ Of course, I personally think that using your own photos is very good! It is said that bad guys have a lot of hostility, so be a real man (laughs)!"

Kiss...kiss your sister (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ go take your medicine faster than you can!!

"... Is it a big problem to have a landlord like you!!? And why do you use my photos to ward off evil spirits? My photos can't be repaired! Even if I don't look like a good person, I am indeed a good person Promising young man who respects the old and loves the young! What is that bracket smile at the end, bastard! I don’t want to know your expression, so don’t read it out, hey!”

"How about putting a bloody black dog in there? Shouldn't that have some effect?"

"...Did you do it on purpose!? It was definitely on purpose, you bastard!! Let me say that my photo is now replaced with a black dog!? This is definitely not my overthinking, hey!"

"...No, you are thinking too much, really!"

"What's the suspicious pause in front of you, you bastard! Seriously, lady, are you sure you're not kidding me? Even the house thing is made up on the Internet because it's boring."

Kanna put a serious face on his face: "No, in fact, the matter of renting out the house is true!"

"=皮= You didn't deny that you played with me, hey!!"

"By the way, the house is definitely nice. There are two bedrooms and one living room with separate bathrooms, kitchen utensils, and all furniture. The transportation is convenient, the environment is beautiful, and most importantly, the safety index is still very high."

Shinozu: ...This is definitely changing the subject, I'm so tired.Apart from Shenwu, there is someone else who can bring this feeling to him. (Sao Nian, in fact, the person you called was Kanna~)

"...I'll hang up first. As for the issue of renting a house, let me think about it."

After speaking, Ninzu quickly hung up the phone, sat in front of the computer in silence for a long time before continuing to look for information.

On the other side, Kanna blinked while holding the phone that was hung up.Did she say something wrong?It seems that the landlord is not so easy to be ah!Especially this person's mood is still a little cloudy or something, is it a period of rage?

Kanna thought for a long time but did not find the answer, and finally decided to check the information on the Internet to enrich his knowledge and so on.

#How to be a good landlord#

#Landlord's Essential Skills 123#

#How to collect rent correctly#

#A few small skills of speaking#

#Things a mature landlord should do#

#Landlord, you naughty little goblin#

#Two or three things I have to say with the landlord#

#My house your home, my cucumber your chrysanthemum#

Ah! ?It seems that something strange has mixed in!It's an illusion! ?

Kanna blinked his dead fish eyes and continued to look down, and finally found a movie recommended by someone, in which the landlord appeared!

Kanna calmly clicked in and watched the movie for an hour and a half, and finally exhaled slowly, his eyes sparkling.

She thinks she knows what to do to become a qualified landlord!First of all, she needs to prepare tools and apply makeup! !

In this way, time passed slowly.Time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly by, and soon 60 years have passed, and everyone is getting old.

On this day, Shenwu walked downstairs tremblingly, and stretched out his hand with his head full of white hair: "...Would you like to try my scrambled eggs?"

...Because no one paid attention to him, Shenwu died of exhaustion from standing for a long time, and died at the age of about 77 years old. The full text is over.

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cough!Don't take it too seriously, the above is just a joke.

In this way, time passed slowly, and soon it was the time they had agreed upon.

By the way, Ninzuzu originally wanted to give up renting a house with this unreliable landlord, but after he traveled to several places, he embarked on the road to Kanna Apartment with the mentality that he might not be satisfied anyway.

And Kanna himself took a moment to dress himself up, and nodded at the figure in the mirror.

Well~!It is simply God's restoration!Just wait for the person on the phone to come over now!

At this time, Renzu on the road still doesn't know what kind of cheating things he will encounter in the future (laughs).