[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

The two finally walked into the house, and Kanno asked him to take a look around at will, before he ran to the bathroom to reorganize his image.

Renzu used this gap to observe the house carefully. It can be said that he is very satisfied with everything here except for the one who is in the toilet now.

Five minutes later, Kanna and Shinozu sat face to face on the sofa, looked at each other, and finally Kanna spoke first: "How is it? Are you satisfied?"

Renzu nodded. To be honest, this was the most satisfying house he had ever seen.

Seeing Shinozu's movements, Kanbu smiled with satisfaction: "I originally planned to make a contract or something, but since we are all acquaintances, it won't be so troublesome."

Hearing this, Renzu was a little puzzled: "Aren't you afraid that I won't pay the rent?"

"I believe you," Kanna waved his fingers, "Besides, aren't you studying at Hyotei? I happen to be there for the next semester!"

The implication is that if you run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. If you don't pay the rent, it's a big deal for her to go to school to remind her!

Hearing the meaning of Shenwuhua, Renzu twitched the corner of his mouth slightly and thought about the scene where she asked for rent at Bingdi, and suddenly felt that the whole person was not well.If that's the case, he feels ashamed to go to school anymore, okay? !

"By the way, since we are all acquaintances, you will be charged less for the rent, so let's give you a 30% discount!" Shen Wu took out his little abacus, pushed the glasses that he didn't know when he put on, "Um , the family price will give you a monthly rent of [-] yuan, and of course you need to pay for electricity, water, gas, etc."

Ninzuzu was a little surprised by the number that Kanna had issued, not because it was too expensive, but because it was too cheap.You must know that housing prices in Tokyo have always been very expensive, especially a house of 90 square meters with everything is two to three times higher than an ordinary house, not to mention the convenient transportation here, even if it is 40 a month. I don't think so, every time I think of her giving it so cheap! ? ?

"Yuko-chan, are you listening?" Shen Wujian held back his words and rolled his eyes at her, "Why do you think about such a good thing as a pie in the sky for so long? Tell you this is a real discount, hello! You can’t find such a good environment, such a big house, and such a cheap house in other places!”

"Cough! I'm listening! Are you sure you want to rent it to me at this price? You won't earn much in this way."

"Anyway, let's leave it alone. I will rent it to you as a foreigner."

"Thank you then."

"You're welcome," Kanna shook his hand and took out a piece of paper to write a row of numbers on and handed it to Ninzu, "This is my bank card number, just put the money in it. I believe that even if you don't look like a Good guy, but he's still pure and beautiful inside! So you definitely won't do anything like not paying money or reneging on debts, right?"

"..."

Resisting the black thread on his head, he took the note from Kanmu, the corners of his mouth twitching non-stop.Can we please not mention the fact that he doesn't look like a good guy!Can you = dish =! !

At this time, Kanna straightened his face, and looked at Shinzuzu seriously: "Then let me ask again, are you willing to sign a contract with me to become Mahou Shochu (Magic Girl)?"

……

Shinozu: "...I'm a boy."

Bridge Bean Sacks!Did the two of you miss the point?What about renting a house? !

Kanna tilted his head: "Then... become a monkey boy (magic boy)?"

"Wait," Ninzu helped his forehead somewhat helplessly, why did he follow Kanna's train of thought astray again, "Aren't we talking about renting a house?"

"Don't care about those details!! You haven't said whether you want to become a monkey boy or not!"

"...That kind of thing can be done if you want to do it!"

"Of course I can!" Kanna pinched his chin and thought for a while, "It is said that if you remain a virgin for 25 years, you can change your job and become a magician!"

"..."

“其实魔法师什么的还是有阶级的！20岁是见习魔法师、25岁是正是魔法师、30岁是高级魔法师、35岁是大魔法师、40岁是魔导士、45岁是大魔导士、50岁是魔导师、55岁是大魔导、60岁是贤者、65岁是大贤者、七十以上就是法神了！！”

"...!!!!"

"This is a role that only men can successfully change jobs. They don't use wands and the like, as long as they have their own right hand is enough!!"

"!!!"

Xiaojing, come quickly and take your ferocious beast back! !

Kanna patted Ninzuzu on the shoulder: "Don't feel embarrassed, you can be promoted to a trainee after about three years in this situation! Hahahaha."

"I don't want to be that kind of creature that sounds quite sad!!" Ninzu opened Kanna's hand and covered his face weakly, "Please, can you pick up your own integrity?"

"Short oil~ I've said it all, don't be embarrassed, Yuko-chan," Kanna picked at his nostrils, and rubbed it on Ninzuzu's shoulder, "It's like gongkoushu or something, boys will treasure it. Every time I sneak a look behind my parents’ backs, I know how to hide things carefully~ Some people even collect girls’ little inner things, and then look forward to the sauce and stuff like that. It's a process of growing up so you don't have to feel shy!"

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What a terrible thing it is to collect little nei!! It's just a simple pervert, okay!!"

"Or if there is a younger sister in the family, they will invite their good friends to the house as guests, and together they will put on the younger sister's skirt or put their underwear on their head while the other party is not paying attention."

"No one can do that kind of thing!! This is no longer a problem with perverts!!"

"Well~ high school students are pretty much the same, isn't there a magical high school boy named [beep——] Potter?"

"... Huh? Who is that?"

"Aren't they also a group of people getting together, eating in the room, playing games, wearing underwear on their heads or something."

The corner of his mouth twitched: "I really don't know such a unique character!!"

"What!? This is impossible!" Kanna opened his eyes wide and looked at Shinozu, "It's a movie called "[Beep——] Potter, and the protagonists in it are magical boys! You must be familiar with it." of!!"

"... Bridge bean sack!" It took him a long time to figure out what Kanna was talking about, and the corners of his eyes twitched, "You mean "Harry Potter"?"

"Of course, what do you think?"

"...No, nothing."

Shinozu: ...Ah, my head hurts!My stomach hurts! !The whole person is bad!This is how much hatred and hatred with Harry Potter! ?

"Ah! That's right!" Kanna tapped his palm to attract Ninzuzu's gaze, "Speaking of Fatty, there are probably some left in this room, so I'll give it to you! By the way, Qian Don't do anything bad!"

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ won't do anything! Hey! Take it away quickly! How can I repair it! I don't need that kind of thing!!"

"No," Shenwu blinked his dead fish eyes, "It's too much trouble to pack it up, by the way, if you turn to the erotic book, consider it a gift from me, remember to exercise moderately and don't get overtired Did you make it?"

"..."

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll leave it to you here, I wish you a happy life~" Kanna patted Ninzuzu's shoulder, walked unsteadily to the door, and then turned around, "By the way, don't forget about the magical boy Give me money~"

Yo... Yo, your sister! ! =dish=

Finally seeing off Kanna, he sat on the sofa in silence for a long time.

#Today has been refreshed three views and the lower limit#

#Already feeling tired of complaining and swollen#

#Who will help him pick up the broken morals#

On the other hand, Kanna returned to his residence, took out his mobile phone and called Atobe.Tell him about Renzu renting a house here, and proudly say that he became a landlord.

But Kanna himself hadn't noticed it yet, and he didn't know when he developed the idea of ​​sharing everything with Atobe.

After Kanna hung up the phone, Atobe called Shinozu.

"Moses Moses, Xiaojing~"

The corner of Atobu's mouth twitched slightly, and was shocked by Ninzu's voice: "Speak well!!"

"...Okay, what's the matter, Xiaojing?"

"Ah, it's really not gorgeous. I can't call you if I have nothing to do?"

"Wherever, Xiaojing can fight whenever he wants."

"Also, I told you not to call me such an unglamorous name."

"Got it, Xiaojing."

Atobe squinted his eyes and deliberately bit down on the pronunciation of the word 'Yoko': "Yoko, I heard you found a house."

Shinozu: ...you can just say what you heard from Kanna, really! !

"Then you'll be responsible for bringing Kanna to school when school starts, anyway, it's convenient for you to be so close."

Shinozu: In fact, he wants to say that it is not convenient at all, really! !

"That Xiaojing~ Actually, I think..."

"kindness?"

"...No, I mean just leave it to me and you can rest assured!"

"Ah, I'll leave it to you. Don't forget to send the person to the chairman's room."

"Hey, what about morning training?"

"You don't need to use the morning training, I will approve the leave."

Renzu curled the corner of his mouth: "That's really..." That's great!

"But I have to make up for it in the afternoon."

"...qaq"

After chatting for a few words, he hung up the phone with black lines all over his head.He always felt that Xiaojing's change was so great that Kanna's contribution was definitely great! !