[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

At noon, after having a full meal, Kanna walked out of the cafeteria humming a little song.He found a random tree and lay down under it with his eyes closed.

"Ahem~ Tsukishima Kanna from the second-year group d, please come to the teaching room after hearing the broadcast. Repeat, Tsukishima Kanna from the second-year group d, please come to the teaching room after hearing the broadcast."

Kanna, who was just about to take a nap, heard her name being called on the radio, she sat up and scratched her hair, "Well...it seems that I can't sleep..." After sighing, she walked slowly for a while...then He stopped in his tracks... By the way, where is the teaching room?She hasn't been there and doesn't know the way...

When Kanna finally found the teaching room, it was already half an hour later.

Kanna pushed open the door of the teaching room and saw some of them jogging in the morning.Opposite them, there was a middle-aged and elderly man with glasses and half-white hair.

Although the dean is getting older and wearing glasses, the sharpness in his eyes has not diminished in the slightest. He looked at Kanna who had just opened the door and entered, "Did you just fly from an alien planet? It took so long?"

Kanna's eyes widened in surprise, and he covered his mouth with his hands and looked at the person facing him, "...how did you know that I'm not from Earth!!"

He's obviously being sarcastic, okay?Isn't this reaction really mad at him? ? ?The dean took a deep breath, stabilized his quietly rising blood pressure, and said to Kanna, "Do you know... what happened to those trees in the woods of our school?"

Kanna tilted his head, "What tree? I don't know~"

Having been reprimanded by the dean for a while, the boys with their heads down looked at the corners of their mouths: ...that's what you pulled out, don't pretend to be innocent, hey!

The dean squinted at the few people who lowered their heads in silence, and then said to Kanna, "Listen to them...you pulled down those trees??"

Kanna opened his eyes wide at once, and shook his head in disbelief, "How come~ I'm just a weak woman, and I'm still underage, how could I do that? This is slander!!!"

The teaching director took a picture of his desk and threw a dozen photos on the table, "This is a picture taken from the surveillance camera ~ look at the people here"

Kanna picked up the photo and looked at it, with a serious face, "The people here really look like me! Is there some hidden secret in her disguise as me... Director, our school may be in danger !!! Maybe some terrorists came in!!!”

The few people who had lowered their heads raised their heads all of a sudden, staring at Shenwu who was lying without changing his expression: Nima, is this the highest level of lying? ? ?

The dean took a deep breath, "I think it's you, because this photo clearly shows your badge!!!!"

Shen continued to deny with a blank face, "...it must not be me...well, maybe it could be my twin sister!!"

The dean was breathing rapidly, he felt his eyes darken, he had never seen such a sophistry person! !Why don't you write novels when you are so good at telling nonsense with your eyes open! !

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he fell to the ground all at once.

Kanna looked at the fallen man, quickly squatted beside him, wrapped his waist and shook vigorously, "Old man, are you swollen!?? Are you worried about the school?"

The dean only felt a huge force coming from his waist, which made his eyes darken, his breathing was difficult, and he couldn't speak a word.He patted Kanna with trembling hands: Hurry up... let go... I'm going to die... I've already seen the dead Kassan's smiling face...

Kanna looked down and saw the dean's mouth opening and closing, and nodded knowingly, "Old man, do you have anything to say? Don't worry, the safety of the school will be left to me..."

Dean of Teaching: ...No, he has no plans to die...

The few people nearby watched the situation pass by quickly, and were about to pull them away, "If this continues...old man, uh...no. The dean is really going to heaven, let go quickly."

After hearing this, Kanna let go of the waist he had just hugged with both hands, and turned to hold the hand of the dean.

Feeling the huge force in his waist disappear, the dean who had just breathed a sigh of relief felt that his hand was numb... When his eyes went dark, he passed out.

Kanna saw that the person who was still moving a little before suddenly stopped moving, and shook the hand of the dean in his hand, "Old man, what's wrong with you? Wake up! You can't die, old man!!!!"

The few people who saw this situation twitched the corners of their eyes: ... No, he is not dead yet ... But if this continues, it is probably not far from stepping through the gate over there! !

At this time, it is better to send her away first.Thinking of this, they turned their heads and said to Kanna in a hurry, "Quick...call an ambulance, go!!!"

Kanna nodded seriously, let go of the hand he was holding, quickly ran to the window, opened the window, stretched his head outside, put his hands to his mouth, took a deep breath and shouted loudly, "...Help! Help! Car!... ..."

The few people who were startled by Kanna's development had blue veins on their heads, and they all shouted at Kanna, "Stop playing! Go and call an ambulance to come here, hey!!!"

Shen Wu clenched his fist when he heard the roar behind him, and once again shouted loudly to the window, "...Help! Help! Car! Come! Here! Here!..."

Several people "... Forget it, let's call..." After finishing speaking, they took out their mobile phones to make an emergency call.They feel that today...the heart is so tired, as if they are ten years older...

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Everyone in the tennis club who has a training session at noon every day, today, as usual, used the noon time after eating to practice their favorite tennis.They also heard the broadcast announcement asking Kanna to go to the teaching room, probably because of the confusion this morning.After a while, they suddenly heard the sound of an ambulance calling loudly, and looked up at the teaching building not far away.

Because this is the back of the teaching building, the tennis court is not very far from the teaching building. There is a large grassland and a few trees in the middle, and there is a small pool next to it.As a matter of course, they can see the situation of the teaching building when they look up.So when they heard the voice and looked over, they saw the girl with her head sticking out of the window shouting for an ambulance... Because of the distance, they couldn't see the girl's face clearly, but... the voice sounded familiar...

After a few seconds, they heard the sound of an ambulance calling again, with black lines hanging from their heads... This is really a primitive way of calling for help. Hey! ! !

King Ni was already clutching his stomach, and almost lost his temper with laughter, "Puff~haha...ha...you are such a talented girl...this way of asking for help is really novel...puhaha...but I always feel like I heard this voice somewhere The way it used to be..."

Liu was silent for a while, "...it should be Tsukishima-san. According to the data, that's where the teaching office happens to be. And the only girl called there is Tsukishima Kanna."

By the way, where did she come from? , Call an ambulance in this way? ! ! ! ...The people who didn't know where to complain stood there silently...

╮(╯▽╰)╭ So, Shenwu deserves to be Kagura’s sister, they even call the ambulance in the same way~

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After a while, the whole school heard the sound of the ambulance horn, and they all gathered there in the spirit of joining in the fun.They saw two people carrying a stretcher quickly into the teaching building, and after a while, they carried the director of the teaching office out, followed by several people.They took a closer look. Isn't this the celebrity in the school, Tsukishima Kanna?What happened again?Did she beat the dean too? ? ?

Before they could finish their thinking, Kanna pulled the white sheet on the stretcher covering the dean's body to cover his head.

...! ! ! ! ! ! ! (⊙o⊙)! ! ! (⊙o⊙)!Could it be! !Dean……! ! !died? ? ?

Seeing the ambulance driving away quickly, everyone started talking like a pot exploded.I didn't expect that the director, who usually looks healthy and healthy, actually... I can't believe it.

Everyone shook their heads and sighed, discussing with others, let's arrange a farewell ceremony for the director tomorrow...

"On the other side, in the ambulance"

Just now, I was only focused on sending the dean to the ambulance and didn't notice the movement of Kanna. Now seeing the dean covered with a white cloth, several people looked at the corners of her mouth and pulled the white cloth off, saying that she really didn't want the dean to die. what?Can't see it at all! ! !Is this a posture to let him die? ! ! ? ? ?Fortunately, the director has passed out, otherwise, would the blood pressure be so angry that it would explode? ? ? ?

All the way without a word, several people watched the dean being sent to the emergency room, and sat on the bench next to him to wait for the result.

Not long after, the lights in the emergency room went out. They stood up and watched the doctor come out and hurriedly asked, "...doctor, how is our teacher doing?"

The doctor looked at them, "Are you his students? ... Don't worry, your teacher has no major problems, but the blood pressure rises caused by the big mood swings, and you can wake up in a while. But the patient's left hand is slightly fractured, We have already dealt with it, just wake up and tell him, let him pay attention to himself"

"Huh...that's it, thank you doctor."

Several people thought of Kanna's great strength, and also thought of the hand that was only slightly broken. They were relieved, and it was lucky news that it was not broken.

The doctor shook his head, "You're welcome, but today I will stay in the hospital for observation overnight. If there is no accident, I can leave the hospital tomorrow." After speaking, the doctor turned and left.

After hearing the result, Kanna stood up and patted her skirt and walked out. Seeing that Kanna was about to leave, the rest of the people quickly stopped her, "Where are you going? Aren't you waiting for the director to wake up?"

Kanna didn't stop his steps, turned his back and waved his hand at them, "I'm counting on you old man, boys!!"

After walking out of the hospital, Kanna thought about it. Sure enough, he didn't want to go back to school at this time. Anyway, he had already left, so he might as well take this time to go shopping and buy his mobile phone and umbrella by the way.Thinking like this, Kanna walked slowly.Anyway, I don’t know the way here now, so I don’t have to worry about getting lost ╮(╯▽╰)╭ after buying a mobile phone, it’s really clever! ! !