[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Kanna looked at Yukimura who put away his smile, and patted him on the shoulder: "Insomnia-kun, that's right, every time I see your fake smile, I feel like I saw a fly crawling on it It's the same in the stool, so you don't understand it!"

"Pfft," Liu covered her mouth and laughed, then straightened her face and shook her hand at Yukimura: "Cough, I'm sorry Seichi, I couldn't hold back."

A vein popped out of Yukimura's head, looking at Kanna, can't we change the metaphor! ?

Kanna was relieved to notice the change in Yukimura's expression: "Insomnia-kun, your expression is very good now~ It's a feeling of being alive."

Yukimura: "Sorry, I've been alive."

Kanna shook his hand: "You misunderstood Instant Noodles, I don't mean that you died before. Let me describe it to you this way. Seeing you now, I feel like seeing a fly finally fly away from the stool. This is a metaphor Do you understand the words?"

Liu: "Pfft~cough cough, I'm sorry Jingshi."

Another vein popped out of Yukimura's head, so she can't describe it without pooping! ? ?

Yukimura: "Can't Tsukishima-san use a different metaphor?"

Shen Wuyong nodded his forehead with his index finger: "Well, let me think about it..."

"Ah! Got it!" Kanna tapped his palm, and the inspiration suddenly rolled in. "It's like being constipated for a long time, and suddenly the chrysanthemum blooms for a thousand miles, and the whole body feels comfortable (￣▽￣)b"

Yukimura pressed his hands on the throbbing veins on his forehead, looked at Kanna who said "Hurry up and praise me" on his face, and wished he could use his five senses to teach her a good lesson! ! !So isn't it poop in the end! ? ?

The corner of Liu's mouth curled up. Seeing Jingshi's gaffe, he really got good data. If it wasn't for the wrong time and place, he would have said godjob to Yuedao!And this metaphor has not changed! ! ?It's not all poo! ? ?So she has a soft spot for poop after all! !

Kanna took a serious look at Yukimura, then at Echizen in the photo, and tilted his head: "Insomnia-kun, I always think you look familiar, especially like the 151 youths who were upgraded in the team and went through many hardships and finally defeated Lord Demon King who has just been discharged from the hospital! Is he your relative?"

Yukimura twitched the corners of his eyes, wondering what's going on with the strong sense of sight! ?

Liu sorted out what Kanna had said in his head again. The 151 boy refers to Echizen Ryoma, and the promotion of the team is probably a matter of breaking into the national competition with Qinggaku. Then the big devil who has just been discharged from the hospital... Liu turned his head Looking at Yukimura, he thought he knew what Tsukishima Kanna was talking about.But this description is really appropriate, the son of god who stood at the top of the tennis world in junior high school, isn't he the ultimate *oss from another perspective?Liu coughed to attract Kanna's attention: "Hey, if what Tsukishima-san said was about Guo San, then the big devil who just got out of the hospital is indeed Seiki!"

Kanna nodded, "Don't you say that I thought it was a relative of Instant Noodles, but I didn't expect it to be the real person? I remember it was a girl's face, but now it has become much more masculine! Time is such an amazing thing. ~"

Yukimura: ...hehe(^_^)...

Liu looked at Kanna who stepped on Yukimura's minefield, and silently lit a piece of wax for her, even if he didn't say anything now, it doesn't mean that this matter is over!According to Yukimura's personality, he will definitely go back to hacking in the future.

"Does Tsukishima-san also like to watch tennis?" Liu immediately changed the dangerous topic, and he always felt that if he continued to talk, even he would be drawn into it.In fact, his premonition was indeed right. Kanna was just about to ask him if Instant Noodles had undergone gender reassignment surgery, but was interrupted by Liu, and Kanna replied without thinking: "Compare to watching tennis. I prefer watching comics or TV shows."

Liu was puzzled: "...you know those things even if you don't like to watch them!?"

Kanna nodded solemnly, "Yes, jump is amazing. Speaking of which, I want to ask you a personal matter, Mr. Instant Noodles."

Kanna turned his head to Yukimura, "Is your insanity cured, Noodle-kun?"

...Have you recovered from your mental illness?

...Have you recovered from your neurosis?

...Neuropathy... Are you okay?

With the red hash mark on his head, Yukimura looked at Kanna with a smile, "Tsukishima-san, I haven't had that kind of disease."

Kanna looked at Yukimura, and said hesitantly, "That... Instant Noodle-kun, do you want to go conveniently? His face is very strange, as if he is being suffocated by a lump of poop. ... Wow, his face is distorted! Distorted! Is it really hard to endure it? Quickly find out if there is a toilet nearby. It's too bad, there is no public toilet nearby, why don't we go to the store next door to borrow it?"

Liu clenched his fist and put it on his mouth: "Pfft, cough cough, I may have caught a cold recently."

Kanna looked at the big sun that hadn't set yet, and then at the calm Liu, twitching the corners of his mouth: "Fuck, is this just talking nonsense with your eyes open? No!! You didn't even open your eyes at all, This is obviously nonsense, right?"

Liu choked for a while, and didn't forget to complain about him at this time! ?

Yukimura told himself to calm down, the other party was a girl, corrected his expression and emphasized again, "I was indeed hospitalized at that time, but it was not because of neuropathy, but neuritis."

Kanna turned his head, looked at Yukimura with an ugly face, hesitated for a long time and said at noon, "That... Instant Noodles, cough... Are you already out!? Look at the 'sadness' on your face I also feel sad, do you want me to buy a pair of pants? Well, I need underwear too, and..."

Liu choked when he heard Kanna's words, and looked at Yukimura, who was exuding black air all over his body, and a patch of Widowmaker had already bloomed behind him, interrupting Kanna's continuing topic: "Cough cough cough... Tsukishima San, neuropathy and neuritis are different."

Kanna, who didn't notice that the topic had been changed, looked at Liu who was speaking, "Aren't neuropathy and neuritis the same? You have to go to the neurology department when you're hospitalized. Isn't neurological disease the same as neuropathy!?"

'It seems to be quite reasonable, but I always feel that something is wrong. Liu glanced at Yukimura who had no intention of paying attention to Kanna at all, and could only reply instead of him: "Tsukishima-san thank you for your concern, Seiichi's neuropathy...cough, neuritis has healed up. There is no problem now."

Kanna patted his chest: "Oh, then I'm relieved. Seeing Instant Noodles' expression now, I'm always afraid that he will bite me. Since I'm fine, don't worry."

Liu twitched his eyes and looked at Kanna, neuropathy is not rabies, no!Neither is neurosis! ... Shouldn't he be glad that he didn't say it! ?Otherwise, he would definitely be pulled out to eliminate the five senses! !And girl, is it really okay for you to die like this?The person who is being blackmailed by you now is the Lord! !Didn't you see that he was close to demonization?Judging from the recently collected information on Tsukishima Kanna, there is a 90.00% chance that something unexpected will happen if he stays any longer, and 90.00% of him will be involved in it, and the result is definitely not what he wants to see.At this time, it is better to say goodbye to her first.

Liu glanced at Yukimura who was about to be blacked out by Kanna, then turned his head to look at Kanna and said, "Tsukishima-san, can you find a home by yourself? I have something to do with Seiichi, so I won't see you off. On the way Be careful, see you on Monday."

Shenwu nodded, "Well, goodbye then."

Kanna stared at the disappearing figures of the two and was silent for a while: It seemed that she hadn't finished speaking, what was she going to do in such a hurry! ?Could it be... She knew it! !Mr. Instant Noodles must be going back to change his pants!Also, if you don't go, hurry up, what if it leaks out! ?Alas, if only she had a little angel in her hand now, then she could give Mr. Instant Noodles one for him to use.It seems that I really need to prepare more little angels with me in the future!well!That's the decision, I'll buy some and pack them up when I get back! !

After 3 minutes, Kanna stood there, clenched his fists, "Damn it!! I forgot to ask for an autograph!" It's not like Aizen's autograph, but Instant Noodles is still a boss!Next time you see him, you must remember to ask for an autograph.As for why you don't want Mr. 151's signature! ?God has no expression----huh╭(╯^╰)╮, she is the protagonist! !

Yukimura was surrounded by black air, which made Liu do not know how to strike up a conversation. It seemed that this was not a good time to speak, so it would be better for him to accompany Seiki quietly so as not to lie down.Of course Liu's silence doesn't mean Yukimura doesn't speak either. He's in a bad mood right now: "Hey, Renji, was it funny just now? You seem to be very happy. It's rare to see you laugh like that~"

Liu froze for a moment, looked at Yukimura who was smiling brightly from the corners of his eyes, "Sorry Seiichi..." Put away the Widowmaker behind you! !I didn't provoke you!I'm so innocent lying down like this, okay?

Yukimura smiled brighter and narrowed his eyes, "Why do you have to apologize, in fact, I am also very happy to be able to entertain Renji."

Liu: My lord, please don't make trouble... This is not a happy look at all, okay? ? ?

Yukimura looked sideways at the silent Liu, "Why didn't Renji stop talking? Do you also think I'm mentally ill? I remember you said it just now, it's really sad."

Liu "I didn't mean that..." The slip of the tongue is really terrible... especially the target of the slip of the tongue is my boss, and this boss is the ultimate black-bellied.

Yukimura tilted his head, "Is that so? Could it be that my ears are not good enough to make me hear wrong?"

Liu: ...My lord please don't black qaq, no matter how he answers at this time, it's wrong! ?If the answer is correct, isn't it just admitting that he is crazy?If the answer is wrong, doesn't it mean that there is something wrong with his ears! ? ?

Liu turned his head to look at Yukimura's smiling face and silently had a stomach ache: "Seiichi, I will double my training tomorrow."

Yukimura: "Why do you need to double it? Renji seems to be training quite a lot now. Will his body be able to bear it if he doubles it?"

Liu: "The regional qualifiers are coming soon, and I also want to work harder. Physically, there is no problem."

Yukimura smiled: "Ah. I'm relieved this way, hehe, I didn't expect Renji to work so hard."

Liu: Isn't this exactly what you expected!He just asked for it on his own initiative.

Yukimura: "Since you work so hard, everyone in the department can't relax, can't they?"

Liu: "...Yes, I will make a = a new training menu when I go back tonight."

Yukimura: "Hehe, then I will trouble you, Renji." He now feels that his mood is much better.

Liu: "No trouble."...I'm sorry everyone, since the Supreme Emperor has spoken, then...let's lie down together.