[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper
Chapter 78 Women Are Actually Scary Creatures
Yin Shi noticed Elizabeth's 'violence' and twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked at Gui sympathetically: "It's really hard work for you. But why are you here? Aren't you still being hunted down? This kind of public place is still It’s better not to come!” Yes!It's better not to come here and act stupid!His brain hole is too big!Yinsang, I can't hold my hand and always want to beat him! !
Gui looked up at Gintoki: "It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Ah, so it's Gintoki, I came to attend Kanna's funeral, so why don't we eat soba noodles together! Gintoki's soba noodles are very delicious! I believe that Soba God will bless her!"
Gintoki: "What is Soba God? Hey! Is there really such a Kamisama? Hey! Even if you want to bless him, it's not his turn to bless you! You just want to simply praise the delicious soba noodles, you bastard The wig is serious, hurry up and fix your brain holes, Yinsang, my hands are itchy now, hey!"
Gui made a serious expression, looked at Yinshi as if thinking of something, his eyes were full of empathy: "Yinshi, are your hands itchy too? It happens to be the same with mine. You heard the rumors circulating in the streets and alleys. The rumors, did you catch it? I guess it’s because of the ‘golden egg’, that’s why it’s itchy! It’s said that if you don’t wash your hands after scratching, unexpected things will happen. I was still looking forward to the meatball The great god can come! I didn't expect..."
Yinshi looked at the serious stupid face of the wig and felt that his hands were very uncomfortable: "(′Д`) Who would grab it, you bastard!! Silver-san, I like to be clean!? My golden eggs are also You can’t grab it casually, you bastard!”
Gui glanced at Yinshi strangely: "Didn't you think that Yinshi was catching your own golden eggs? But Yinshi, don't worry, I won't tell the truth. But didn't it come out that you were going to catch a stray cat's golden eggs?" ? But I also squeezed their meatballs all over, speaking of which, meatballs are really one of the most wonderful things in the world!!”
Yin Shi: "Hurry up and put away your idiot face with the wig! I haven't caught any of Yin-sang! And I guess there is no one but you who is stupid enough to believe such rumors!"
Gui wiped his nosebleed, and looked at Yinshi seriously for a few seconds: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!!"
…………
"('Д`) DIE!!!"
Gintoki Paipai stood up, looked at the wig whose head had sunk into the floor, turned around and walked in front of the portrait of Kanna: "Gin-san is sending one more person to accompany you, Kanna-chan can take the wig away too! "
Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth: "Yin Sang, isn't Mr. Gui your comrade in arms? Is it really okay to do this?"
Yinshi turned around and looked at Shinpachi seriously: "Yin-sang, I don't have such a stupid comrade-in-arms, I feel like his IQ will be lowered by him, okay!?"
Before Shinpachi could continue talking, the outside door was forcefully opened and a group of people in black uniforms broke in: "Don't move, Shinsengumi!!!!"
Yinshi picked his nose, flicked the booger away, and raised his hands at Tufang and the others: "Yo~ So it's Mr. Duochuan? Are you here to find the gorilla?"
When Hijikata drew out his knife and pointed it at Yin: "Who is Duochuan-kun, you bastard! Do you want to fight?" Yamazaki quickly put down the racket in his hand and stopped in front of Hijikata: "Deputy chief, we are not here to find the owner of Wanshiwu Fighting!!"
Yinshi also pulled out the wooden knife on his body and wanted to rush forward: "How did Yinsang's natural rolls offend you bastards! You've been complaining about my natural rolls all day long, how innocent are natural rolls? Hey! Yinsang, I am too Tempered bastard! Hit him if you want, damn it!"
Xin Bayi hugged Yin Shi sweatingly: "Calm down, Yinsang!"
At this time, Okita came out from behind the crowd, and fired a rocket at Hijikata with a rocket launcher on his shoulder: "Die! I will take the position of deputy commander!"
At the very moment, Tu Xiang fell forward to avoid the attack, and Okita sighed regretfully: "What a pity."
Tufang looked at the blue veins on the head of the big hole that was blown out on the opposite wall: "You bastard always realize that you want to kill me!!!"
Okita Shaking S Sougo nodded: "Yes, Hijikata-san, since you know it, don't hide, then let me kill you once, and I promise to kill you only once."
Hijikata: "If you die once, you can't die again. How many times do you want to kill, bastard!!"
Sougo Okita stroked his chin: "If possible, I would like to kill your corpse three or four times, is it okay, Hichikata-san?"
Toshiro Hijikata: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ can be a ghost!! And I didn't agree to die, okay bastard!?"
Okita tapped his palm: "Then kill you with the crime of killing your colleagues!"
Earth Fang: "Why don't I remember that I killed the people in the group again!? Don't charge me with some trumped-up charges, brat!!!"
Okita shook his head and looked at Hijikata's feet: "Although not yet, but there will be soon. Hijikata-san, look at Yamazaki is already foaming at the mouth, I believe he is not far from heaven. Don't worry. Yamazaki, I will avenge you!!"
Hijikata followed Okita's line of sight and saw that the person he was stepping on was foaming at the mouth and fell there, and immediately moved his foot away. He just completely forgot that Yamazaki was standing in front of him! ! !
Gintoki, who has been paying attention to this place, gave Okita a thumbs up: "Nice job Sogo-kun! I have also disliked Gin-san for a long time. If you want to kill him, Gin-san will always support you!! "
Okita raised a bloodthirsty smile when he heard it, and nodded to Gintoki: "Sure enough, Dana-san and I are in perfect harmony. Would you like to help me discuss countermeasures together!? Multiple people have multiple strengths, hehehe."
Yin Shi nodded: "Yin Sang can help you restrain him, and then you can use your bazooka to aim at Duochuan-kun!"
Okita shook Yinshi's hand up and down: "This method is great! Then let's try it someday! Thank you so much Dana-san."
Gintoki replied with the same smile as Okita: "You're welcome, you're welcome. We just have what we need! Let's give ourselves a bright name! How about calling Sugar Assassination Team?"
Okita shook his head: "I think it's more appropriate to use a name like Die, Hijikata."
Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth: "Hey! Those two trembling s over there, you have been talking scary things openly since just now! Hey! The other party is still at the scene, really a man???"
At this time, Hijikata was doing first aid to Yamazaki, and didn't hear what Gintoki and the two had just said. Hijikata took out the mayonnaise he carried with him and squeezed it into Yamazaki's mouth.This is the time when mayonnaise should come in handy! ! !
Shinpachi: "Are you sure you are not killing him, Mr. Hijikata!!! Put down the murder weapon in your hand!! Didn't you see Yamazaki-san's soul floating out? Hey!!"
At this time, the two team members of the Zhensen team found Kondo who had fallen unconscious on the ground, and hurried over to help him up, with a nervous expression on his face: "Director!!! What's wrong with you, Chief? Damn, it's that bastard Fuck it! Our Shinsengumi will definitely catch him!!!"
Ah Miao stood in front of them with a smile covering her mouth with her sleeve: "Ah, I'm so sorry, I thought it was a gorilla that ran out of the zoo, so I punched him in fear. I didn't expect it to be a human~ Hehe ~Just passed out, it's a pity I didn't kill him."
One of them trembled when he saw Ah Miao approaching, and tugged at his companion's sleeve in horror to prevent him from continuing. He is a newcomer to the Shinsengumi and may not know that this woman is definitely a female King Kong. Absolutely not to mess with!And when he saw her, he knew why his chief fell here miserably.It is no longer a day or two for the director to be someone else's Stoka, so if there is too much talk about this matter, it is the director Kondo's own death.But the team member who just arrived didn't know this, he only knew that the person he admired had an accident, and the other party was a woman!He must avenge Director Kondo! !Thinking of this, he raised his head and looked at A Miao angrily: "Damn, did you, a flat-chested bitch, do it!? Although our chief looks like a gorilla, if you look closely, you can still see that he is a human!! Actually, you did it on purpose! I'm going to arrest you for hurting the chief of the Shinsengumi!"
'Say, say something extraordinary, hey! ! The man looked at his companion with the eyes of a strong man, and then feeling the low pressure, he raised his head and saw A Miao who was exuding an ominous aura. Now he can only say to his teammates, "Go all the way".
After the sound of "bang", the person who was still angry just now lay flat with their chief, and the remaining person covered his face, unable to bear to look directly, and silently lit a wax for his companion in his heart. Women are horrible creatures! !
The earthworker over there still didn't give up his actions, and he didn't realize that his team members and the director were already lying dead not far away.
After watching Hijikata's movements, Yinshi patted Chongtian's shoulder sympathetically: "It's really hard work for you."
Okita sighed: "Hey, that's right, I feel very ashamed. By the way, Dana..."
Yin Shi: "Huh?"
Okita: "We received a report that Guiyou was haunting the neighborhood, did you see it?"
Gintoki squeezed his chin, it would be bad if he said that the wig is here now, so many people here don’t know if he can escape, for the sake of their classmates, I will help him It's ready.
Yinshi shook his head: "A wig!? I didn't see him, maybe it's somewhere else, his level of concealment is very powerful."
Sougo: "Ah, so..."
Gui, who had just woken up, heard Yinshi call him a wig, and immediately uttered his catchphrase reflexively: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!!"
Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Gui wishing he could punch that bastard right now, when his IQ line would be as long as his hair! !
Gui looked up at Gintoki: "It's not a wig, it's Katsura! Ah, so it's Gintoki, I came to attend Kanna's funeral, so why don't we eat soba noodles together! Gintoki's soba noodles are very delicious! I believe that Soba God will bless her!"
Gintoki: "What is Soba God? Hey! Is there really such a Kamisama? Hey! Even if you want to bless him, it's not his turn to bless you! You just want to simply praise the delicious soba noodles, you bastard The wig is serious, hurry up and fix your brain holes, Yinsang, my hands are itchy now, hey!"
Gui made a serious expression, looked at Yinshi as if thinking of something, his eyes were full of empathy: "Yinshi, are your hands itchy too? It happens to be the same with mine. You heard the rumors circulating in the streets and alleys. The rumors, did you catch it? I guess it’s because of the ‘golden egg’, that’s why it’s itchy! It’s said that if you don’t wash your hands after scratching, unexpected things will happen. I was still looking forward to the meatball The great god can come! I didn't expect..."
Yinshi looked at the serious stupid face of the wig and felt that his hands were very uncomfortable: "(′Д`) Who would grab it, you bastard!! Silver-san, I like to be clean!? My golden eggs are also You can’t grab it casually, you bastard!”
Gui glanced at Yinshi strangely: "Didn't you think that Yinshi was catching your own golden eggs? But Yinshi, don't worry, I won't tell the truth. But didn't it come out that you were going to catch a stray cat's golden eggs?" ? But I also squeezed their meatballs all over, speaking of which, meatballs are really one of the most wonderful things in the world!!”
Yin Shi: "Hurry up and put away your idiot face with the wig! I haven't caught any of Yin-sang! And I guess there is no one but you who is stupid enough to believe such rumors!"
Gui wiped his nosebleed, and looked at Yinshi seriously for a few seconds: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!!"
…………
"('Д`) DIE!!!"
Gintoki Paipai stood up, looked at the wig whose head had sunk into the floor, turned around and walked in front of the portrait of Kanna: "Gin-san is sending one more person to accompany you, Kanna-chan can take the wig away too! "
Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth: "Yin Sang, isn't Mr. Gui your comrade in arms? Is it really okay to do this?"
Yinshi turned around and looked at Shinpachi seriously: "Yin-sang, I don't have such a stupid comrade-in-arms, I feel like his IQ will be lowered by him, okay!?"
Before Shinpachi could continue talking, the outside door was forcefully opened and a group of people in black uniforms broke in: "Don't move, Shinsengumi!!!!"
Yinshi picked his nose, flicked the booger away, and raised his hands at Tufang and the others: "Yo~ So it's Mr. Duochuan? Are you here to find the gorilla?"
When Hijikata drew out his knife and pointed it at Yin: "Who is Duochuan-kun, you bastard! Do you want to fight?" Yamazaki quickly put down the racket in his hand and stopped in front of Hijikata: "Deputy chief, we are not here to find the owner of Wanshiwu Fighting!!"
Yinshi also pulled out the wooden knife on his body and wanted to rush forward: "How did Yinsang's natural rolls offend you bastards! You've been complaining about my natural rolls all day long, how innocent are natural rolls? Hey! Yinsang, I am too Tempered bastard! Hit him if you want, damn it!"
Xin Bayi hugged Yin Shi sweatingly: "Calm down, Yinsang!"
At this time, Okita came out from behind the crowd, and fired a rocket at Hijikata with a rocket launcher on his shoulder: "Die! I will take the position of deputy commander!"
At the very moment, Tu Xiang fell forward to avoid the attack, and Okita sighed regretfully: "What a pity."
Tufang looked at the blue veins on the head of the big hole that was blown out on the opposite wall: "You bastard always realize that you want to kill me!!!"
Okita Shaking S Sougo nodded: "Yes, Hijikata-san, since you know it, don't hide, then let me kill you once, and I promise to kill you only once."
Hijikata: "If you die once, you can't die again. How many times do you want to kill, bastard!!"
Sougo Okita stroked his chin: "If possible, I would like to kill your corpse three or four times, is it okay, Hichikata-san?"
Toshiro Hijikata: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ can be a ghost!! And I didn't agree to die, okay bastard!?"
Okita tapped his palm: "Then kill you with the crime of killing your colleagues!"
Earth Fang: "Why don't I remember that I killed the people in the group again!? Don't charge me with some trumped-up charges, brat!!!"
Okita shook his head and looked at Hijikata's feet: "Although not yet, but there will be soon. Hijikata-san, look at Yamazaki is already foaming at the mouth, I believe he is not far from heaven. Don't worry. Yamazaki, I will avenge you!!"
Hijikata followed Okita's line of sight and saw that the person he was stepping on was foaming at the mouth and fell there, and immediately moved his foot away. He just completely forgot that Yamazaki was standing in front of him! ! !
Gintoki, who has been paying attention to this place, gave Okita a thumbs up: "Nice job Sogo-kun! I have also disliked Gin-san for a long time. If you want to kill him, Gin-san will always support you!! "
Okita raised a bloodthirsty smile when he heard it, and nodded to Gintoki: "Sure enough, Dana-san and I are in perfect harmony. Would you like to help me discuss countermeasures together!? Multiple people have multiple strengths, hehehe."
Yin Shi nodded: "Yin Sang can help you restrain him, and then you can use your bazooka to aim at Duochuan-kun!"
Okita shook Yinshi's hand up and down: "This method is great! Then let's try it someday! Thank you so much Dana-san."
Gintoki replied with the same smile as Okita: "You're welcome, you're welcome. We just have what we need! Let's give ourselves a bright name! How about calling Sugar Assassination Team?"
Okita shook his head: "I think it's more appropriate to use a name like Die, Hijikata."
Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth: "Hey! Those two trembling s over there, you have been talking scary things openly since just now! Hey! The other party is still at the scene, really a man???"
At this time, Hijikata was doing first aid to Yamazaki, and didn't hear what Gintoki and the two had just said. Hijikata took out the mayonnaise he carried with him and squeezed it into Yamazaki's mouth.This is the time when mayonnaise should come in handy! ! !
Shinpachi: "Are you sure you are not killing him, Mr. Hijikata!!! Put down the murder weapon in your hand!! Didn't you see Yamazaki-san's soul floating out? Hey!!"
At this time, the two team members of the Zhensen team found Kondo who had fallen unconscious on the ground, and hurried over to help him up, with a nervous expression on his face: "Director!!! What's wrong with you, Chief? Damn, it's that bastard Fuck it! Our Shinsengumi will definitely catch him!!!"
Ah Miao stood in front of them with a smile covering her mouth with her sleeve: "Ah, I'm so sorry, I thought it was a gorilla that ran out of the zoo, so I punched him in fear. I didn't expect it to be a human~ Hehe ~Just passed out, it's a pity I didn't kill him."
One of them trembled when he saw Ah Miao approaching, and tugged at his companion's sleeve in horror to prevent him from continuing. He is a newcomer to the Shinsengumi and may not know that this woman is definitely a female King Kong. Absolutely not to mess with!And when he saw her, he knew why his chief fell here miserably.It is no longer a day or two for the director to be someone else's Stoka, so if there is too much talk about this matter, it is the director Kondo's own death.But the team member who just arrived didn't know this, he only knew that the person he admired had an accident, and the other party was a woman!He must avenge Director Kondo! !Thinking of this, he raised his head and looked at A Miao angrily: "Damn, did you, a flat-chested bitch, do it!? Although our chief looks like a gorilla, if you look closely, you can still see that he is a human!! Actually, you did it on purpose! I'm going to arrest you for hurting the chief of the Shinsengumi!"
'Say, say something extraordinary, hey! ! The man looked at his companion with the eyes of a strong man, and then feeling the low pressure, he raised his head and saw A Miao who was exuding an ominous aura. Now he can only say to his teammates, "Go all the way".
After the sound of "bang", the person who was still angry just now lay flat with their chief, and the remaining person covered his face, unable to bear to look directly, and silently lit a wax for his companion in his heart. Women are horrible creatures! !
The earthworker over there still didn't give up his actions, and he didn't realize that his team members and the director were already lying dead not far away.
After watching Hijikata's movements, Yinshi patted Chongtian's shoulder sympathetically: "It's really hard work for you."
Okita sighed: "Hey, that's right, I feel very ashamed. By the way, Dana..."
Yin Shi: "Huh?"
Okita: "We received a report that Guiyou was haunting the neighborhood, did you see it?"
Gintoki squeezed his chin, it would be bad if he said that the wig is here now, so many people here don’t know if he can escape, for the sake of their classmates, I will help him It's ready.
Yinshi shook his head: "A wig!? I didn't see him, maybe it's somewhere else, his level of concealment is very powerful."
Sougo: "Ah, so..."
Gui, who had just woken up, heard Yinshi call him a wig, and immediately uttered his catchphrase reflexively: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!!"
Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Gui wishing he could punch that bastard right now, when his IQ line would be as long as his hair! !
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