[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

A demon catcher, a demon, and a mortal.

This extremely short food chain, the scene of sitting around the table without sleeping most of the night is really weird.

Based on the principle of getting along with each other, Yan Chixia smiled and said to Yu Huatian: "I heard from the elder sister that Brother Yu came from the capital. Seeing that Brother Yu has an extraordinary bearing and is extravagant, he should not be an ordinary citizen."

Yu Huatian wanted to reply coldly, "What does it have to do with you", but felt that he was too petty.The atmosphere between the two was not in harmony, but Lin Ziyi was caught in it, a dilemma.

He thought about it, but he couldn't figure out why he hated Yan Chixia so much, even more than the scholar Lin Ziyi often said.

Puzzled, and not wanting to be rude, Yu Huatian had no choice but to say perfunctorily, "It's just a house in Beijing, so it's not considered rich."

When Yan Chixia heard this, she naturally knew that he didn't want to pay attention to her, so she just smiled and didn't force her anymore.

Lin Ziyi didn't understand their thoughts, only that the current situation was inexplicably awkward.

She tilted her head and thought about it, and felt that they were probably like this because they were not familiar with each other, so she took the initiative to provoke the topic, and said to Yu Huatian, "Brother Yan said that he is going to Beijing to catch the exam."

Hearing the words, Yu Huatian had a rare look at Yan Chixia, but no matter how he looked at it, he didn't think she was a scholar.

He frowned and asked, "The imperial examination is held every three years and will start next year. Why are you going to the capital now?"

Yan Chixia asked in surprise: "What? Isn't it once a year?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Brother Yan, I, a monster, know about this. And even if it's this year, it's too late for you to go now, the imperial examination has been over for a long time."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia scratched her head and muttered in confusion, "I saw those scholars in our city leaving the city in groups, and I thought they must be coming to Beijing to rush for the exam, so I packed up and said goodbye to my mother, in such a hurry They came here in a hurry. So they didn’t come to take the exam? I said why didn’t I see other scholars on the road.”

Lin Ziyi rubbed her chin and began to think, "That's right, then what are they going out of town in groups for?"

Yuhuatian was originally in a somewhat hostile mood, but at this moment it turned into a deep powerlessness.

Seeing Lin Ziyi and Yan Chixia's confused looks, he couldn't help feeling that the two of them deserved to be brothers and sisters, and they would be stupid if they were together.

Yuhuatian put down his teacup and said flatly, "Qingming is approaching, so I should go out for a spring outing."

Lin Ziyi immediately praised: "Brother Huatian, you are so smart!"

Yan Chixia also agreed with it, "That's right. Brother Yu, you are so smart!"

Yuhuatian: "..."

He endured it, and didn't say the words "Actually, you two are stupid".

Yu Huatian probably saw that Yan Chixia didn't care much about getting fame, and didn't even bother to understand it.

He thought for a while and asked, "Have you ever passed the provincial examination? You passed Juren?"

Yan Chixia shook her head honestly, "No. By the way, the "Three Character Classic" written silently in a private school back then was all correct, and being praised by your husband can be counted as a basis for going to Beijing to catch up for the exam?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

What a ghost!Where does this person have the confidence to think that he can take the exam when he enters Beijing with his status? !

Lin Ziyi also felt that Yan Chixia's ignorance was a bit serious, so she had to use the little knowledge she had saved to popularize science with Yan Chixia: "I remember that the current imperial examination system should be the same as in the past. Too many. You have to take the provincial examination in August, you have to take the general examination in February after you have won the Juren, and you have to take the palace examination in March after you pass the examination of Gongshi."

After Lin Ziyi finished speaking, she asked Yu Huatian for confirmation, "I should remember correctly."

Yuhuatian nodded, "Generally not bad."

Lin Ziyi smiled and said, "Brother Huatian, please praise me! It's quite difficult to remember this thing."

Yu Huatian hesitated, but slowly raised his hand, patted her head stiffly, subconsciously softened his voice, and said in a low voice, "Good job."

Yan Chixia looked at Lin Ziyi, then at Yuhuatian, and finally her eyes fell on Yuhuatian's hand that was on Lin Ziyi's head.

Suddenly, he seemed to understand something, and he slapped his thigh, "Hey, I just realized, are you two dating?"

Lin Ziyi froze for a moment, suspecting that she had heard something wrong, "...what?"

Yan Chixia patiently repeated: "It's the two of you who are dating. Hey, the elder brother is not an outsider, so you don't have to be so shy. This year is not as usual, it is much more open, and I have seen a lot of demons and mortals in love. gone."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi was helpless, "Brother Yan, you misunderstood."

Yan Chixia waved her hand boldly, "Sister, you don't need to say too much, brother understands it all."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

What do you understand? You understand!

Seeing Yu Huatian's indifferent appearance, Lin Ziyi couldn't help but nudged him, "Brother Huatian, you should say a few words. Can you bear this situation?"

"I really can't bear it." Yu Huatian glanced at her, then turned his head to Yan Chixia and said seriously: "The wording is not elegant enough."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Brother Huatian, your ability to grasp the key points is really going astray."

Yu Huatian took a sip of tea leisurely, "Why are you panicking? When that little court lady Duckweed mentioned this matter, I didn't see you so panicked."

Lin Ziyi was inexplicably guilty, "You already know."

Yu Huatian said flatly, "There should be nothing in this palace that can escape my eyes and ears."

Upon hearing this, Yan Chixia asked curiously, "Brother Yu originally came from the palace. I don't know what position it is?"

Yu Huatian smiled but said, "I can still talk in the palace, since Brother Yan wants to enter the palace, why don't I recommend it."

Yan Chixia thought about it seriously, then shook her head and refused: "I don't necessarily want to enter the palace to ask for an official position, but I just follow my mother's wish to get a job. After all, I am still a wild crane. The life of traveling around is more suitable for me. I am used to being idle, and the restrictive life in the officialdom is not satisfactory after all.”

Yu Huatian clicked his tongue lightly, a little dissatisfied with the failure of the abacus, but this was just mentioned casually, and he didn't really want to drag Yan Chixia into the palace to become a eunuch.

Lin Ziyi, who understood the meaning of Yu Huatian's words, kicked Yu Huatian lightly under the table as a warning, and said to Yan Chixia earnestly: "Brother Yan is lucky that you are not greedy, and you escaped a catastrophe." .”

Yan Chixia couldn't figure out what she said, so she just smiled.

It was late at night, and only the bright moonlight shone into the room, laying on the wooden floor.

There seems to be a faint sound of Qingling piano in the distance, against the loneliness and desolation of the moonlight, it looks very lonely.However, if you want to listen carefully, it is like an illusion, and you can't find it everywhere.

Yan Chixia yawned, and said vaguely: "It's not too early, so I went to find a room next door to make a living and sleep. Big sister, what are you bringing Brother Yu with you? Do you want to visit the mountains and rivers to see the scenery?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head, denying, "I would like to be that leisurely, but God doesn't fulfill my wish. Brother Huatian and I are here to find something in Jinhua."

Hearing Jinhua, Yan Chixia shook her head in disapproval, "Although I didn't pass by Jinhua when I came here, I heard about it along the way. I heard that a demon in Jinhua recently got a bronze mirror called a magic weapon. The bronze mirror It’s so powerful that all the ghosts around him are driven by him. The ghosts are rampant and unscrupulous, Jinhua is very chaotic. Even if you are a monster, I don’t agree with you going to Jinhua, let alone you have a mortal with you.”

Yan Chixia thought for a while and said, "Although I want to rush for the exam, if I didn't hear that Tianyong City sent disciples to Jinhua to quell the chaos, I should be in Jinhua right now."

Lin Ziyi shook her head and sighed slightly, "No matter what kind of chaos Jinhua becomes, I must go."

Yan Chixia frowned, "Sister, what you're looking for is the magic weapon in that demon's hand, right?" Seeing Lin Ziyi nodding in recognition, he frowned even more, "What do you want that thing for?" ?”

Lin Ziyi felt that it was too late at night, and it would be too troublesome to explain the past of the scholar, so she just said succinctly: "It is very useful to me, and I don't know how to use magic weapons to do evil things."

Yan Chixia thought about it a few times, then let out a sigh of relief, "Of course I believe you."

He looked at Yu Huatian's unmoved attitude, and couldn't help but said: "Jinhua is a place full of ghosts, she dares to break into it, brother Yu, you dare to accompany her."

Yuhuatian just smiled indifferently, without saying a word.

Yan Chixia thought for a while and asked, "Big sister, you know the situation in Jinhua yourself. Although you are a demon, you are not the same as those ghosts in Jinhua. Besides, although the relationship between monsters is better than that between people It is much simpler and more direct, but the mistake is that it is too direct, if you step into the Jinhua realm, those ghosts should take you as a target, do you know that?"

Lin Ziyi nodded in agreement, "It's clear."

Yan Chixia continued: "Ghosts aside, Jinhua still has disciples from Tianyong City. As far as I know, although most of the disciples under Tianyong City's gate are mediocre, there are not a few outstanding ones. Since Jinhua The news of that magic weapon came out. The head of Tianyong City should not send mediocre disciples to die. They are different from me. If they recognize you as a demon, they will definitely kill you by the sword. Even so, Are you determined to go too?"

Lin Ziyi replied without hesitation: "Go."

Yan Chixia wondered, "The magic weapon is really so important to you?"

Lin Ziyi was dazed for a moment, and after a while, she replied quietly: "It's important. If I can't find it, I won't know what my life is really worth."

"That's all." Yan Chixia shook her head, "I can't take the exam if I go to the capital now, why don't I go to Jinhua with you. The demon blood that my sword has bathed is enough to deter some demons, so that they dare not approach at will Jinhua demons are rampant, so naturally I can't sit idly by."

Lin Ziyi naturally believed in Yan Chixia's ability, she nodded hurriedly, "Okay, okay."

Yu Huatian looked up at him, although he still didn't want him to go on the same journey, but he knew that if Yan Chixia was willing to come, the trip to Jinhua would be a little more secure.

So, he just nodded slightly and didn't say much else.

After agreeing on the plan and tomorrow's departure time with Yan Chixia, he stretched his waist and found a random room to sleep.

Yuhuatian drank a cup of tea and was not very sleepy, but seeing that Lin Ziyi was yawning again and again, he didn't stay any longer and stood up straight.

When he reached the door, he stopped, but he didn't look back, he just said, "Get up early tomorrow and hire a carriage."

Lin Ziyi didn't know why, "What do you hire a carriage for?"

Yu Huatian stood silently in front of the door, and after a while, he covered up his unnaturalness with a calm voice, "Since you feel tired from riding a horse, why don't you sit comfortably in the carriage, and save yourself the burden of looking at this and that?" Itinerary."

Lin Ziyi was already used to his awkward personality, so she just smiled happily and said, "Brother Huatian, you heard what I said to the Painted Skin Demon. Are you caring about me?"

Yu Huatian: "... Long-winded. Go to sleep."

Lin Ziyi smiled as she watched Yuhuatian close the door, and was about to lie back on the bed when she heard the ethereal sound of the piano again.

But the sound of the piano seemed closer than before.

She moved to the window and looked around curiously.

The demon's field of vision is wider than that of ordinary people, and her eyesight is also better, so she can easily spot the young man in a goose-yellow robe, sitting by the lake, with an elegant posture, playing the piano.

The sound of the piano paused, and the young man seemed to have sensed it, and looked up in the direction where Lin Ziyi was.

It's just that they are still a little far away, Lin Ziyi can't see his face clearly, but can only distinguish his movements.

However, Lin Ziyi blinked, and the man disappeared from the lakeside, leaving only the lingering sound lingering in her ears.

Lin Ziyi stared at the lakeside for a while, and couldn't help muttering, "I saw a ghost, or did someone commit suicide by jumping over the lake with a piano in his arms?"