[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Shimura Takashi and Natsume Reiko are very similar, which is a fact that Twelve can hardly admit anyway.

Probably the only thing I can agree with is the point of view "the two of them really look alike when they smile".

But after all, this is still a clear goal. The Smile Bar is just around the corner, as long as you have the courage to strike up a conversation.

"Wouldn't it be a little strange for us women to go there and ask for a hostess by name?"

"Who said you're the only ones?" Gintoki put his arms around Shinpachi's shoulders and smiled unfathomably, "We'll go too, otherwise kids won't be safe in that kind of place."

"Yeah... Why don't you go to a bar, don't deliberately cover up your shameful thoughts."

"Look at the normal physiological needs of a beautiful girl, what's there to be shameful about? What's more, Dad is also thinking about your physical and mental health!"

"Having a father like you is the chief culprit that affects my physical and mental health."

"Hey, did you use the word 'dad' just now? You finally admitted our father-daughter relationship!"

"..."

B crossed his arms and looked at Twelve with regret: "Although your father was born very young, it seems that his brain is not very good. Is this the case for human beings? Wisdom will degenerate with time, just like their lifespan Fragile?"

"No, I don't think he should be born with such things as intelligence."...

It's night, Smile Bar.

I thought I could shout "I name Miss A Miao" when I entered the door, but the ideal is always far from the reality. The reality is that a "corpse" with nosebleeds flew towards me and smashed Shinpachi to the ground.

A Miao appeared not far away with a cute and charming smile, she patted the dust on her hands and said softly: "It is said that girls can't touch their buttocks, Mr. Matsushima is really naughty-oh, what is Xiaoxin doing?" Remember to bring your friends to play?"

"Sister... sister..." Xinpachi poked his head out from under the fat man in embarrassment, and reached out for help with great difficulty, "You first give me a hand, I will be crushed to death..."

"Sister A Miao, are you free now? I have a friend who wants to see you." Twelve showed a cordial and friendly gesture like a diplomatic visit, stepped over Shinpachi's head and approached A Miao, and by the way solemnly pushed C behind him, "Here, That's her."

A Miao tilted her head in doubt: "I don't seem to know this young lady."

"Yeah...Of course you don't know each other." The other party fell in love at first sight, how could the parties know each other, but the following words automatically turned into psychological activities, "This sister wants to chat with you, is it convenient?"

"Since it's a guest, there's nothing inconvenient about it." A Miao smiled and pulled Bing to the seat, then waved her small hand and greeted, "Give a bottle of champagne to the person behind!"

Yin Shi's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot: "'The one behind' refers to me, right? Who allowed you to serve the champagne king? I want seven to three shochu with water!"

"Okay, please come to the gold-packed shochu champagne king mixed with water at seven to three~"

"You're tall in gold! No matter how you add prefixes, you can't hide the essence of Champagne King, okay?!"

But no one cares about him anymore.

Don't look at Bing's graceful and mature demeanor on weekdays, but at the critical moment, she loses the chain. She let A Miao hold her hand, smiling awkwardly all the way, until she sat down, she didn't have the nerve to speak.

Twelve poked her secretly from the side: "Sister Ah Bing, what are those two suspicious blushes on your face? Don't pretend to be a first love girl, come on!"

Shinpachi: "With all due respect, although she is not a girl, she is her first love, right? This time, she is here to find the feeling of first love, right?"

"Don't care about these details, first love can be shameless."

"...That's you! You are so fierce that you dare to destroy Mr. Hijikata's reputation!"

Twelve snorted coldly: "I was trying to create an image of him being friendly and down-to-earth. What does a kid know?"

"You're not the same yourself! Don't pretend to be an aunt!"...

Kagura leaned into A Miao's ear, and explained a few words mysteriously. Only then did A Miao understand the ins and outs of the matter, and patted the back of Bing's hand very kindly: "So that's it, Miss Bing is looking for an old friend."

"Actually...the so-called old friend is long gone." Bing whispered, "You look a lot like her, gentle and good-looking. That day I..."

"Hey, don't get carried away by love, big sister." Yinshi poked his head over from the seat next to him, and revealed his truth sincerely, "This woman is as fierce as a scourge, and her violent factor is more developed than a boxer. Where did you come from?" You can see that she is gentle? Besides, how good is this flat figure that resembles Robert Cliff?"

As a result, he was hit on the head by two ashtrays of A Miao and Bing before he could finish his sentence, and Kagura and Twelve, Robert's Cliff Allies, also pressed him on the table angrily because they were innocent.

Bing continued his topic in a serious manner: "If Ms. A Miao doesn't mind, maybe we can make friends and communicate frequently. I am also willing to be responsible for ensuring your daily safety."

Twelve gave her a weird look: "Yeah, you still have to be responsible for Natsume-kun's safety?"

"That's not a problem, two people are responsible together."

"..." So the vigorous energy of high-level monsters should not be underestimated.

A Miao smiled and said: "You are very welcome to make friends, but being a bodyguard is too much trouble for you, so let's avoid it."

"No, I don't find it bothersome."

"……I disagree!"

Shi Potian roared in shock, shaking the floor three times, Kondo Isao came out from behind the sofa without warning, his nostrils seemed to reach the sky.

"How could Miss A Miao be taken advantage of by a dishonest woman like you! You must know that her name is already written in my household registration book!"

"Who do you say is a disrespectful woman?" C was expressionless and punched blood, "Why don't we start cleaning up from you, the stalker man, to show my sincerity in defending women's rights."

"You bastard who can't figure out your gender, don't blame me for being rude... Aw! I warn you, you will go to jail for assaulting the police... Oops! I'm going to arrest you for insulting and assaulting a police officer... ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shinpachi sighed with emotion: "Although it's the first time we meet, these two have a pretty accurate positioning of each other."

"Is this a good thing?" Yinshi nodded his head casually, "Do you want your sister to marry a gorilla or a female smoker?"

"Please don't mention it, no matter which one it makes me want to cry!"

"Yeah... what if it's a beautiful boy with one eye?"

"That can be considered...Wait, who is the one-eyed beautiful boy?"

Kagura chewed the fruit and pointed forward: "Here, that person just said he wanted to name Sister A Miao."

Indeed, a handsome young man wearing a black blindfold is walking straight towards this side, with a stern expression and a serious expression, a typical iceberg prince, successfully killing all the big guys and good-for-nothing uncles in the bar in seconds, shining like stars .

"It just blinded my eyes." Twelve sighed, "Sister A Miao, is this your trump card regular customer?"

A Miao didn't say yes or no, and waved enthusiastically: "Xiao Jiu, long time no see~"

"Is it called Xiaojiu? It's the same nickname. Why is there such a big gap?"

Sakata Twelve Hime remembers that there is also a member code-named 0009 in the time-space reconnaissance team, but he is a bald girl who loves to think about it, and has nothing to do with beauty.

The young man called Xiao Jiu walked up to A Miao and sat down, calm and composed under the dual hostile gazes of Bing and Kondo, and only A Miao was in his eyes.

"A Miao, I have already said that this kind of messy place is not suitable for you. You don't need to wrong yourself for making a living. Get married as soon as possible, and the Liusheng family will give you everything you want."

Yinshi lowered his voice and muttered: "I seem to have heard something terrible, Liu Sheng? Is it the brat of the famous swordsman Liu Sheng's family?"

The young master of the Yagyu family, Yagyu Kubei.

"It's very disrespectful to call Yagyu's next boss a brat, you curly hair."

"...Hey, you are not in line with etiquette!"

Shinpachi: "It's the first time we meet, so don't quarrel for no reason!"

Bing still stepped on the top of Kondo's head, and lazily said while holding the pipe: "That's right, just use oppressive force to decide who can get A Miao."

"...Your proposal is even worse!"

Twelve watched their back-and-forth verbal battles, and calmly said for a while, "Is it possible that only my focus is on the words 'get married as soon as possible'?"

Everyone: "..."

It seems to be true, and makes sense.

The atmosphere suddenly became serious, until Jiubingwei personally broke the deadlock - he took A Miao's hand and got up to leave the bar.

"As a fiancé, I don't think there's anything questionable about that."

A Miao was nervously dragged away by him: "Xiao Jiu...wait a minute!"

"Hey! Who allowed you to take my sister away!" Shinpachi rushed forward and forcibly separated the two, "What's the difference between this and an arranged marriage, I don't remember my sister having a strange fiancé!"

Jiu Bingwei looked at him coldly: "Your sister personally agreed to this marriage, but you intervene? I have no skills, and I asked A Miao to be a wine escort to supplement the family income. What is the man's responsibility?"

Shinpachi was stunned in embarrassment, and Kagura yelled dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong with Hachi? Hachi works very hard! Don't think that you can talk nonsense just because you are handsome!"

"Xinpachi's sense of responsibility is all in your heart, what do you know?" Yinshi walked over, with a hint of anger showing in his usual lazy brows, "You don't know him well, and what are you relying on to say such nonsense?" !"

"Yeah... It's really not easy to make Xiao Yinzi angry."

Yinshi cast a cold glance at her, and said loudly, "Call me Dad!"

"...Can you stop telling jokes in serious moments?!"

Jiubingwei showed an expression of unwillingness to talk to them, and was still stubborn to take A Miao away. A Miao brows were worried, but she did not resist too much. Big fight.

"Even if I feel sorry for my sister, you are not qualified to take her away directly!"

"Hey, hey, let go! Otherwise, I'm going to beat you, I'll do what I say!"

...So at the end, C and Kondo simply put aside their grievances and joined the battle. They pushed and shoved each other in the bar and got into a mess.

Twelve turned his head to avoid the smashed wine bottle, and saw another ashtray flying towards him, and was about to react, but when he saw Yin Shi's figure flashed, he rushed ahead to catch her.

"Yeah...thanks a lot."

"This is the father's duty as a mountain, and he must not let the evil ashtray scare and hurt his daughter."

"Please don't hold up the ashtray like that, it's just an ashtray."

Yinshi casually wiped the drink that splashed on his face, squinted his eyes and looked at her: "You are very leisurely, don't you usually like to join in the fun?"

"You're not the same, why don't you take advantage of the chaos and touch the girls' breasts?"

"Please, don't think of Dad so wretchedly!"

"I'm just telling the truth, and if they fight like this, the bar will be destroyed... Eh?" Before finishing the twelve words, his expression changed slightly, he picked up the fruit plate next to him and threw it over, "You! Do not use weapons on occasions!" It is obviously a sequela of joining the Shinsengumi.

The fruit plate hit Jiubingwei's wrist accurately, and the latter's movement of raising the sword froze, and then looked at him vigilantly.

"If you meddle in other people's business, don't blame me for being serious."

"You've already snatched a kiss, isn't it true?" Twelve pushed Kondo who was in the way, stood in front of Jiubingwei and patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "Young people, you can't be too hasty in falling in love, instead of forcing others to make love with you When you get married, it's better to slowly cultivate your relationship, right?"

"Who wants to discuss this boring issue with you?" Jiubingwei pushed her hand away impatiently, "A Miao and I don't need to cultivate, our relationship of nearly ten years is enough!"

"Yeah... If it's a childhood sweetheart, it will be troublesome—no, maybe it's a childhood sweetheart."

Kagura asked curiously, "What does Qingmei Qingmei mean?"

"It's just..." Twelve, under Jiubingwei's strange gaze, Chunliang innocently blinked his eyes, "I seem to have seen something I shouldn't have seen, such as... a white chest cloth?"