[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Mrs. Hualien left her phone number and went back to Beauty Snake Star. After Xu Wanghuan and Kasuga bid farewell to Kuangshirou, they also reported to Abe Seimei under the friendly escort of Kagura.It is said that they were assigned to do logistics work, that is, daily cooking or maintaining friendly order among members. Anyway, it is much more worry-free than being a cowherd.

As for Twelve, she is currently in the Zhensengumi station, yawning and listening to Yamazaki's self-reported family history of blood and tears. Of course, the Kondo Jiyou trio is also boring to listen.

It's one trouble after another.

To put it briefly, Yamazaki, whose parents both died, had an older sister who was ten years older than him. She worked hard to bring her up, just like his mother. But later, her older sister got sick and became blind. He is even more irritable, and often turns into a lethal weapon every minute for a small matter, and will not stop until he is beaten to death.

But now, this older sister Hideo Yamazaki, who is suspected of entering menopause early, suddenly proposed to come to the Shinsengumi to "inspect" his daily situation, and he would arrive at noon the next day, so someone was so nervous that he almost lost control of his urine.

"Yeah... are you promising? Even if your sister is a little irritable, as long as you are well-behaved and law-abiding, can she still get angry for no reason?"

"I bet she's going to lose her temper!"

"what?"

Yamazaki burst into tears: "Because she has high expectations of me, in order to respond to her expectations, I told her that I am now the true boss of the Shinsengumi, and I have a gentle and gentle girlfriend!"

"You idiot! How can you make up this nonsense?" It is conceivable that when the elder sister knows the truth, she will definitely beat her younger brother into a vegetable.

"That's why I'm at a loss! Chief, Deputy Chief, Captain Okita, please say something!"

The soil side wiped the knife expressionlessly: "Letting me help you make a mistake can be considered."

"..."

Sougo took off the blindfold and said sleepily, "How can I help? Teach your sister to be an obedient beagle?"

"...No, no need... Director! It's all up to you! You will never see the team members in trouble!"

Kondo sighed: "Actually, it's not difficult, is it? Anyway, your sister can't see it, so how you make it up depends on your mood! As for the boss of the Shinsengumi... I'll just pretend I didn't hear it, so I won't order you to do seppuku .”

"...I swear to God I didn't dare to have the idea of ​​usurping the throne! The problem is that my sister is very smart, and she can't believe it if she doesn't act more realistically!" Yamazaki shook his head in grief and indignation, "What's more, what should I do with my girlfriend? I'm so tall that I haven't even held a girl's hand!"

Kondo and the others silently turned their attention to the twelve classmates who were peeling nuts.

Twelve was calm and composed: "I won't do it."

"But you are the only woman in the Zhenxuan group, I really don't know anyone else!"

"Why would I do such a stupid thing? Meet the parents? Do you want to get married after the news spreads!"

Yamazaki glanced at her cautiously: "It's just a joke, the deputy chief shouldn't mind..."

"Yeah, who told you that I got caught because of mayonnaise?"

"I really don't mind, you hurry up and get rid of this bastard girl."

Kondo clapped his hands inappropriately and laughed: "Hahaha Sakata and Shishi are having an awkward fight again?"

"Damn orangutan, laugh, you don't have to run away if you want to act." Twelve casually threw a nut shell into the other's face, "Also, it's not impossible to pretend to be Yamazaki's girlfriend, but his monthly salary will be the same as mine. Three to seven, I seven to three."

Sougo nodded in agreement: "I also score [-]%, don't look down on extras."

"Yeah...The remaining [-]% is for Mr. Hijikata to buy mayonnaise."

"It makes sense, it's enough to buy a pack of rat poison to overwhelm him several times."

Tu Fang: "Shut up all of them for me!"

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In all fairness, Yamazaki's elder sister looks like a beauty. She is in her 30s and her skin is still fair and smooth. Although the corners of her lips are tightly pressed into an indifferent arc from beginning to end, she does not have the virtuous temperament that a housewife should have.

There is no doubt that her appearance successfully attracted the attention of the Shinsengumi members, but after prior discussion and decision, in order to avoid too much noise, Yamazaki took her directly to Kondo's room.

As a result, as soon as I entered the door, I saw a group of four actors who were passive and sabotaged. To fool his sister's mood for him.

"Cough cough!"

Hearing the suggestive cough, the good old Kondo managed to look away from the photo, and reluctantly responded: "The director is here?"

"Ah, here we come." Yamazaki turned his head and smiled at his sister, although the latter couldn't see it, "Sister, this is a conference room, and we are all our own people, so don't be restrained."

Hideo Yamazaki snorted softly: "What is there to restrain? You are the biggest official of the Shinsengumi, and I am your guardian. Do you need to restrain yourself!"

"Yes, yes, my sister is right!"

"Let me ask you, who is the man who spoke just now?"

Yamazaki pondered for a moment, then replied in a low voice: "Monitor Kondo Isao."

Kondo gave him a white look.

Hideo Yamazaki's complexion suddenly darkened, and it was obvious that he was unhappy: "You don't need honorifics when you talk to the chief, and your tone is loose and casual. Is this the attitude that a subordinate should have?!"

"... I know I was wrong, please Director Yamazaki and Ms. Yamazaki don't take offense."

In desperation, Hijikata had no choice but to use his deceptive skills to try to smooth things over: "Ms. Yamazaki, the director has always had a bold personality and likes to mingle with the team members. He specifically asked us not to use honorific names in order to get closer and increase our relationship...Damn!" A slap, the accuracy, even a discerning person may not be able to achieve it.

Hideo Yamazaki stopped angrily: "My family, Tui, has been soft-hearted since he was a child, so asking you like this will not save face, but if you believe it is true, then you don't understand the rules!"

"..."

Kondo quickly held down Hijikata's arm to prevent him from running away and drawing his sword to chop off both siblings.Yamazaki winked and tried to express his apology with rich expressions, but he didn't dare to make big moves, because his old sister could feel it all.

"Miss Yamazaki is right." Sougo rushed over and pressed Hijikata's head on the ground with a "bang", "I will punish him for you! Kowtow, you deputy mayonnaise, I have already seen that you intend to usurp the throne! "

"Bastard! You are the one who fears the world will not be chaotic the most!"

Who knows the plot deviates from the script again.

Hideo Yamazaki fumbled to pick up the ashtray on the table, and threw it straight at Sougo's face impartially: "The director hasn't spoken yet, and you're overstepping the rules by arbitrarily advocating! Who is this person?!"

Sougo wiped his nosebleed, and stared at Yamazaki with murderous eyes. The latter knew that even if he could escape his sister, he probably would not live long, so he replied loudly, "Captain of the first team, Sougo Okita!"

"Next time if he commits a crime again, let him commit seppuku."

"Yes, listen to my sister!"

Twelve always stood in a corner where the flames of war could not reach, peeling oranges while throwing the peels on top of Hijikata's head, leisurely and completely without the consciousness of participating in the topic.

Until Hideo Yamazaki spoke again.

"Ah Tui, the fiancée you mentioned, why hasn't she arrived yet?"

The other three turned into gloating eyes in an instant, and Hijikata deliberately made a movement of opening the door, then raised his hand and pushed her over: "Miss Sakata, you are finally here, this is the director's sister!"

Yamazaki hastily echoed: "Come and talk to my sister, Twelve Girls!"

"Twelve Ji? That name doesn't sound like a good girl."

"...Meet my sister." Although his eyes were about to roll to the sky, Twelve still choked out a voice of Yingying Yanyan, "I often heard the director say that you are a model of elder sisters who are gentle and beautiful. It looked right today.”

Flattery, no matter how false it is, is often irresistible. Yamazaki Hide finally calmed down a bit, and beckoned her to come over: "Thank you, let me 'see' you, as the future daughter-in-law of the Yamazaki family, you must meet the basic requirements. It is."

Twelve stood in front of the other party in bewilderment, and let him pat herself from head to toe - she had to admit that this was the first time she had seen her younger brother and girlfriend treated like this.

It is said that the rest of the senses of blind people will be more sensitive. There is indeed a certain truth. For example, Yamazaki Hideo, through tactile feedback, she has already captured Twelve's appearance in her mind.

"Pretty is pretty, but a small face with a pointed chin is not a blessing, and it can't compare to a girl with a round pearl."

"..." Cooperating with this aunt who likes fat people.

"The body is also as flat as a washboard. What if I have a baby and no milk?"

"..." Twelve veins suddenly appeared on Twelve's forehead.

"The buttocks are also a bit narrower. I was talking about children just now. It's not easy to give birth at all!"

"..." Smoke began to rise from Twelve's head.

Yamazaki desperately guessed that his death sentence was now decided.

...but the worst is yet to come.

After a while, the captain of the [-]th squad, Harada Unosuke, opened the door.

"Boss, the suspicious person found on the East Street should be the wanderer who slipped through the net last time."

Kondo replied subconsciously: "Got it, you guys continue to monitor, don't act rashly, and try to catch them all." As soon as he turned around, he saw Yamazaki Hideo's sharp eyes looking over, yes, even if she was blind, that highly targeted emptiness The eyes are still chilling.

It seems that he... said something wrong?

"A small supervisor, how dare to decide the problem for the director?!"

Harada hadn't left the house yet, when he heard the words he turned around in confusion: "What are you talking about, this is ours..."

"Yeah——! Go slow!" Twelve's beautiful roundabout kick cut off all his words, and then he pretended to smile, pushing him away while laughing, "The internal affairs of the bureau are busy, and Harada-kun has a lot to do." Worry!"

"Madam, what are you talking about..."

Hideo Yamazaki continued to ask sullenly, "Madam, Vice President?"

"He misremembered! In fact, what he wanted to call was the wife of the director hahaha... Harada-kun is so naughty, you don't even write a word, why are you more impatient than me!"

Yamazaki nodded at the side: "If he remembers wrongly, he just remembers wrongly—Harada-kun has worked so hard and doesn't need you here!"

Harada is an honest person, honest people are usually stubborn, and they are so stubborn that they are used to asking directly about everything, so he ignored (didn't pay attention to) Kondo's desperately waving hands and Hijikata's unnatural wink, and turned to look the most serious. Normal enlightenment.

"Captain Okita, what's going on everyone? Could it be that the deputy chief and his wife are fighting again?"

In the eyes of the members of the Shinsengumi, Hijikata and Twelve are a pair of happy friends who become more and more inseparable. This kind of cute setting has really captured the hearts of a large number of unmarried young men—what the hell.

Sougo glanced at him impatiently: "I told you that you are the wife of the director, how many times do you have to say it before you remember? Do you think Mr. Hijikata looks like a man with a relationship with the opposite sex? Is there any woman who is willing to marry a mayonnaise dependent?"

Twelve righteous words: "Anyway, I don't want to."

"I don't want to marry you, a barbaric airport!"

Harada stood there in disbelief: "Impossible! Director Kondo's lover is Miss A Miao!"

... It's over!Even the director's surname was called out!

Trembling, Yamazaki held Hideo Yamazaki's arm tightly, trying to make a final struggle: "Sister, there seems to be a misunderstanding here, why don't I help you back to the hotel first, and come back later to punish them..."

"Everything is this guy's fault!" Sougo and the twelve partners knocked Hijikata's head on the table again, "Miss Yamazaki, please accept our sincere apology! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!"

Kondo hit the floor with a water glass and kowtowed: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Miss A Miao is actually my wife and has nothing to do with the director. I can guarantee that the two of them have never had an affair!"

Totally beside the point.

The perpetrator Harada, who witnessed this tragic scene, seemed to have finally understood something. In order to avoid harming Chi Yu, he chose to disappear in silence from everyone's sight.

He is an honest man, not a fool.

"No need to apologize." Hideo Yamazaki thought calmly for a while, and was unexpectedly not angry, and only asked with a paralyzed face, "Who is the boss of your Shinsengumi?"

"Sister, it's me."

She fought back and slapped Yamazaki mercilessly: "When your elder sister has no brains? The sense of existence is about zero like when I was a child. Whose boss is so pitiful?!"

"..."

Kondo muttered seriously: "Such a seamless acting skill has been seen through, Yamazaki's sister is amazing."

"Boss Kondo, you have no acting skills from the beginning to the end."

"Yeah... It can be said that it has no contribution at all except to add to the chaos."

"Hey! I gave up the position of director, isn't the sacrifice not enough?"

"But it turns out that it's still just adding to the chaos."...

Covering his flushed face, Yamazaki confessed his mistake with great shame: "Sister, I'm sorry, I'm not a bureau chief, and I don't have a beautiful girlfriend. I'm just a supervisor of the Shinsengumi, with low wages and no savings, everywhere I go. A forgotten character..." After speaking, she almost burst into tears.

"Boss Kondo, why don't we avoid the limelight?" Sougo suggested friendlyly, "If his sister becomes angry and wants to investigate the responsibility for the low wages, you may be the first to be sacrificed."

"..."

Unexpectedly, just when the four of them were about to leave, they saw Hideki Yamazaki lovingly stroking Yamazaki's hair, and said to them with a polite smile: "I was so disrespectful just now, please don't take offense, I will take care of the trouble you have caused you. Responsible for solving it."

"Yeah... Where is it, as long as your siblings are in harmony with us, it doesn't matter!"

"That's fine, but Miss Twelve must pay attention to her diet to ensure her figure, otherwise the child will really have no milk in the future."

"..."

Before Twelve could react, he copied the ashtray and opened it for the other party, dragged her out of the room.

It wasn't until he walked a long way that Kondo finally sighed: "Yamazaki's sister is really independent. If you want to say that she is gentle and gentle, Miss A Miao is the number one after all!"

Tufang lit a cigarette and glanced at him: "Your beauty is only in the eye of the beholder."

"But then again, Ms. Yamazaki said that she would solve our troubles for us. How is she going to solve it?"

As a result, in the next second, I heard Yamazaki's miserable howl from the previous room, accompanied by the dull impact of tables and chairs falling to the ground.

"Sister, I don't dare anymore——!!!!"

The four immediately looked up at the sky in a tacit understanding, and left in different directions on their own.

Don't guess what the old maid is thinking, you won't understand after guessing.