[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

General Tokugawa Shigeru wanted to take advantage of the autumn festival to go out in disguise and learn more about the customs and customs of Edo, but on the other hand, he was very opposed to the Shinsengumi's close protection method, thinking that he would lose the possibility of secret visits. significance.

As a general's godfather, Matsudaira Katakurihu was worried about the former's safety, but also had to take into account his feelings. In desperation, he had to come up with a compromise method, that is, find a reliable bodyguard to accompany Tokugawa Shigemo to wander around, and other members pretended to be All kinds of vendors to ensure nothing goes wrong - so the arduous task of the tour guide fell to Twelve, the only female member of the Shinsengumi.

Dress nicely, look more mature, have a temperament that is three-quarter open and seven-point intellectual, pure and slightly charming, and find a common topic with the general as soon as possible under the premise of being relaxed and natural, laugh when you should laugh, and be sad when you should be sad, and try your best Let the general get spiritual comfort and experience the feeling of home.

The above is the specific entrustment of Uncle Songping. In this regard, Twelve said that he is considering giving up the task.

I thought it was quite simple, but I didn't expect... Is this a fucking standard that normal people can reach?Could it be that he is picking a wife for the general? !

However, it would be a pity to throw back the money she got, so she complained. On the day of the autumn festival, she was still standing in front of Tokugawa Momo.

It's good to play her true self, anyway, if something goes wrong, there will be a group of people from the Zhenxuan Group responsible for the aftermath, so she doesn't bother to bother.

"I wish the general a long and boundless life. Next up is your tour guide Saka... Sakata Twelve Hime."

"Good name."

"Huh? The general really thinks it's a good name?"

"The general's family has regarded 12 as a lucky number for generations."

"...Oh, that's it." From the corner of my eyes, I caught a glimpse of Uncle Songping's gesture in the distance, and immediately stretched out my hand pretendingly, and said politely (?), "General, I will give you the most unforgettable autumn with all my heart day experience."

Tokugawa Shigeru responded seriously as he walked: "This street is so lively."

"Yeah... because everyone is very energetic."

"It's the first time I've seen mayonnaise sold outside."

Twelve silently glanced at a nicotine poisoning patient wearing a baseball cap by the side of the road, and at the same time found that the super-s prince who openly sold candles and whips on the opposite side calmly picked up the cannon——

"General, look at the flying saucer!"

There was a sudden explosion, and she threw Tokugawa Momo to the ground in an instant.

When the smoke and dust dissipated, the two got up from the ground in disgrace, and stared at each other, neither of them had time to speak.

"That... General, you have to understand that it is normal for people to have disputes over trivial matters. I hope it hasn't affected your good mood."

"...It doesn't matter, as long as they don't get hurt themselves."

Twelve immediately turned his head and shouted, "Are you all injured?"

Sou Wu saluted with a pure expression on his face: "No, it's just that he succeeded in eliminating harm for the people."

Hijikata lay sprawled among mayonnaise's corpses, secretly swearing that he would definitely kill that bastard next time.

"The stall owner over there seems to be a very interesting person." Tokugawa Momo brushed off the dust on his sleeves, and calmly pointed to about 20 meters diagonally ahead, "Although the types of goods are single and the business is not ideal, he still looks confident ah."

An ominous omen emerged spontaneously, Twelve followed his gaze, and saw Kondo Isao dressed up as an Indian businessman in a white cloth and glasses, and the booth in front of him was covered with all light red underwear, as if they were all related to A Miao's kimono has the same pattern.

It will die, this orangutan will be killed by Sister Miao sooner or later... No, maybe before Sister Miao makes a move, I can't help but twist his head off and kick it as a ball.

"Yeah... Although the people of Edo are simple and honest, abnormalities do exist occasionally. Please don't mind too much, General."

Tokugawa Momo didn't show any displeasure, instead he approached Kondo with great interest, looked around and asked doubtfully, "Don't you sell briefs here?"

Kondo was shocked: "Will... uh, I haven't had time to buy it yet! Do you prefer briefs? Are you still wearing briefs until now? It's too shameful!" The last sentence was originally from the heart, but I was excited Say bald.

"The general's family has been pantyhose for generations."

"..." Didn't you mean to hide your identity?General, you have been exposed!

Twelve angrily pulled a chocolate banana from the booth next to him and stuffed it into his mouth: "If you can't even meet the needs of customers, let's go out of business as soon as possible!"

"I will pack up and leave tomorrow, please rest assured!"

"It's good to know!" She covered her lips with her hand and poked in a low voice again, "General, should we go eat something? There are also a lot of delicious food on this street, so don't hold on to the issue of underwear." Bar?"

She didn't want to admit it, just now she took a peek at the other party out of strong curiosity... Cough, it's indeed briefs!And there is some extremely suspicious liquid on it!It made her want to gouge out her own eyes!

The night gave me miraculous eyes, but I use them to look at briefs, sin sin.

Just as Tokugawa Momomo was about to open his mouth, he suddenly heard a high-pitched and loud cry from behind: "Ice cream, ice cream to cool off the heat, strawberry, blueberry and vanilla cream are all available, you will be satisfied!"

When he saw clearly the natural curly hair on the visitor's head that couldn't be suppressed even with hairspray, Twelve wished he could take off his shoes and hit the other person's face directly.

"What are you talking about in autumn to cool off the heat! The real owner of the ice cream truck is chasing you idiot!"

Unexpectedly, another Xin Bajun, who looks like a village braided child, came out of the slant, went straight to the ice cream shop, and dragged him away from the scene.

The heavily made-up Kagura twisted her waist and pretended to pass by, her lipstick was so thick that her mouth was wide open when she smiled, and she swung her with the small satchel that she found out of nowhere: "Yo, this is not the next door Sakata The girl from home? It’s been a few years since I’ve seen you, and she’s beautiful again, even more beautiful than my aunt in kimono!”

"Thank you, Aunt Le." Twelve expressionlessly grabbed her by the collar and threw her aside, "Why don't you just stay at home and come out? If you're bored, go find that sadist who sells sm supplies. I think he's bored too." .”

"Huh? Aren't you talking about my son? I don't do business all day long, I just ask my family for money. I was thinking about punishing that kid two days ago!"

"...Then please go quickly! Don't delay my business!"

Kagura was indomitable and was about to babble, but when he turned around, he saw Sougo's handsome face that had been magnified several times, and immediately punched him: "I want to die!"

Soong Wu took out the handcuffs and grabbed her, turned around and dragged her back, "Today I must beat you, you damn girl, to kneel down and beg for mercy, and call me a living ancestor."

"Eat shit, go!"...

Ignoring the two who entered into the scuffle again, Yinshi familiarly embraced Twelve's shoulders and said with a smile, "Don't be angry, Dad came here for your personal safety. How do you explain to Lao Wu if you are in danger?"

"Yeah... I don't think that guy would worry about such a small thing."

"Don't be too heartless. After all, the fifth child also takes good care of you. For example, the expensive kimono you are wearing is not bought for you!"

Twelve stretched out two fingers and hit his nostrils accurately, imitating Xinba's stunt and throwing an over-the-shoulder: "I guessed that you took a bribe from Lao Wu! From the moment I saw the dessert shop senior membership card on the table Understood! Scumbag!"

"How can you treat Dad like this..."

When the obstacle was cleared, she clapped her hands, and quickly returned to her smiling face when facing Tokugawa Momo: "General, justice cannot defeat evil in the end, and this is also because of your good leadership—to celebrate, let's go eat noodles?"

Facts have proved that Tokugawa Momo always maintains a calm and calm attitude in times of crisis, or it can be understood as being too simple (?). He didn't mind the smoky atmosphere made by the group of neuropathy at all, and just nodded slightly: "The general's family has loved pasta for generations."

"General, there are quite a lot of hereditary things in your family..."

I thought that all the factors affecting the mission would be eliminated, and I could finally have a bowl of noodles with the general without a break, so when I opened the menu, Twelve was still in a very happy mood.

However, when she heard that familiar male voice, she suddenly realized that she was really too naive.

"Boss, a bowl of soba noodles in clear soup."

The long-haired handsome man naturally took off his bamboo hat and sat across from him. The white duck next to him had sharp eyes and greeted him with a sign: Long time no see, Miss Sakata~

"..."

"Ah, isn't this Ms. Sakata?" Gui said pleasantly, "You and I are really destined, why, don't you finally think clearly about joining us..." Before he finished speaking, Twelve splashed Coke on his face.

"I'm not interested in your... 'Let the Bullets Fly' circus, please shut up."

Gui let the viscous carbonated drink flow down his neck, and still clenched his fists to persuasion: "Please make up your mind! The bright road is ahead, and you must believe that we will be able to overthrow one day..." Then he was beaten by twelve He picked up Tokugawa Momo's juice and splashed it all over his face.

"I don't want to overthrow the monopoly of your competitors at all. If you want to succeed, you have to work hard on your own, Uncle Gui."

"It's not Uncle Gui, it's Gui."

Elizabeth held up a sign: Mr. Gui, she is changing the topic.

"Boss, a bowl of seafood noodles and a bowl of pork ribs noodles!" Twelve yelled loudly, and then turned to Tokugawa Momo very cautiously, "Mr. Tokugawa, do you need anything else?" She dared not address him directly General, what if the terrorist on the other side wants to carry out an assassination.

But she was too worried, because the more terrifying guy was still behind.

"Gui——! Die!"

The shells blasted straight on the counter, and the customers fled in panic, some even didn't even pay for their meals.

In the thick smoke and dust, Sougo stood proudly carrying the cannon. He was originally only 1.7 meters tall, but now he suddenly exceeded 1.8 meters under the backdrop of his momentum.

Shake s, that's how confident she is.

Twelve's soft curly hair was upgraded to a big afro. She sat on the ground with drooping eyes. After a long time, she sincerely said to Tokugawa Momo.

"I wish the general a happy trip to the autumn festival."

In the future, I will no longer take this job even if I am killed.