[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

There hasn't been much business in Wanshiwu recently, and the weather is hot. The four of Yinshi spend most of their time at home, eating and waiting to die, until the last bit of savings is spent, and if they don't make money quickly, they will starve. Only then did they realize that they should take the initiative to solicit customers... Oh no, looking for clients.

"Ayin, I'm done eating vinegar kelp!" Kagura lay on the sofa protesting, "Although you never said that you don't pay wages, you should give some money at critical moments? What is youth without vinegar kelp? Youth!"

Yinshi laughed dryly: "I'm not interested in your sour youth, I want pocket money to earn by myself, I'm already so poor that I'm going to pawn my coat."

"Yeah... Excuse me, Xiao Yinzi is so poor that he doesn't even have a change of underwear, do you have the heart to deprive him of the last trace of his dignity as a man?"

"Everybody said don't give Dad random nicknames, Twelve!"

Twelve glanced at him lazily: "For me, 'Daddy' is the worst nickname. How can I have the heart to insult you?"

"Don't worry about it, just insult me ​​as much as you want!"

"Can't you be a little more serious?" Shinpachi said angrily, "The most important thing at the moment is to find customers, find customers!"

"Do you think Wanshiwu is a cowherd's shop, and you come here when you say it?" Yinshi snorted softly, "In this weather where the temperature is so scorching that even the old women who touch porcelain don't want to hang out, what do you think we can accept? Business?"

Kagura rolled on Dingchun's stomach coquettishly: "Ayin is talking nonsense, last time the client who wore gold glasses and was much more handsome than Shinba gave him a lot of money!" She was referring to the Space-Time Investigation Bureau The fifth child, that is, a certain colleague who loves Tricky Twelve.

"Please don't make me lie down with impure intentions!"

Yinshi said angrily: "Don't mention that money, for whom did I spend it on the renovation of the Shinsengumi resident!"

Kagura clenched her fists in surprise and said, "It turns out that it was Twelfth Sister who broke into the Shinsengumi and caused us to go bankrupt!"

"Yeah... what are you talking about? I was framed by Xiao Yinzi's accomplices, and you were the one who really destroyed the Shinsengumi station?"

"The twelfth sister who can't grow up if she always grasps the details!"

"I am telling the truth!"

Yin Shi lifted the two of them up and sat down one by one in each hand, biting the popsicle bag annoyedly: "Well, for now, we have to risk drying out in the street, we agreed, who will Whoever can find a client for Wanshiwu first will get half of the bonus!"

Twelve sighed: "As a new intern, I'm still young in terms of work. In order not to hold you back, I resolutely decided to wrong myself to look after the house, and let me fend for myself."

"Cut the bullshit! If you don't work, you'll never work. That's Papa's order!"

"Hearing this, I don't want to go out even more!"

In line with the principle of enjoying the blessings alone and sharing the difficulties, Kagura Shinpachi could not help but drag her downstairs, and Gintoki was responsible for closing the door and sealing the way out. Just when the four of them were pushing and wrestling into a ball, they suddenly heard a familiar sound. rough male voice.

"Where is this going, Boss Yin?"

"Yo, it's an orangutan, you're not eating bananas in the Shinsengumi, what are you doing in Wanshiwu?"

Standing not far away, Shinsengumi Director Isao Kondo touched the stubble on his chin and looked at Gintoki: "Did you call me a gorilla just now?"

Kagura suddenly asked: "Could it be that you are here to take care of our business orangutan?"

"Who are you calling an orangutan..."

"Yeah, you don't need to go out if you have a client." Twelve sincerely shook Kondo's hand twice, "To express my gratitude, let me give you a [-]% discount, orangutan."

"I told you not to yell! I came this time because... hey, it's my younger brother!" Kondo Xun saw Shinpachi at a glance, and immediately put on a smile on his face, walked over and patted the latter kindly on the shoulder, " Don’t forget to say hello to Miss A Miao for me~~”

Shinpachi: "I will never convey it, who else is your orangutan's younger brother!"

Gintoki scratched his hair impatiently, and cast a squinted glance at Kondo: "You didn't come here just to pick up girls indirectly, did you? Don't get in the way, we still have business to do."

"Hey, hey, of course not!" Kondo quickly opened his arms to block the door, "I really want to ask you guys to do it, don't worry, the reward is not a problem, as long as it can be done!"

"It? Which it?"

"The 'it' that ruined my happiness for the rest of my life!"

Yin Shideng was expressionless and ready to bypass him and go out: "I'm sorry, Wanshiwu is not a personal clinic, and it can't cure sexually transmitted diseases."

"Who told you it was that kind of thing!"...

... So in the next half hour, the four of them went back upstairs and listened to Kondo explain the ins and outs of the matter clearly.

It turned out that not long ago, Kondo used his savings to buy a real estate in the suburbs near Chiba County. The three-story small building was originally intended to be used as a future wedding house, but some accidents occurred halfway.

In short, the house is very evil, especially at night, it is even more disturbed, crying, and ghosts often appear, which scares many passers-by.

Needless to say, such a place is uninhabitable.

"May I ask why you thought of buying a house, orangutan?"

"Because it's very cheap, so cheap that I can't even imagine it. I'm worried that if I miss the opportunity, I won't be able to afford it, and it will be difficult to propose to Miss A Miao."

"If you have a house, you can't make a successful marriage proposal, bastard!" Xinpachi said dissatisfiedly, "You're out of your mind? There's something wrong with selling a three-storey house so cheap. I guess it's been more than half a year since I posted the notice. ah!"

Kondo looked at him innocently: "I thought I could use my righteousness to dispel the Yin Qi there..."

"Stop talking nonsense! You just bought a haunted house and lost all your deposits to justify yourself! Accept your fate, orangutan!"

Yinshi conveniently crumpled up the bag of ice cream and threw it into the trash can, looking unmotivated: "Ghost hunting is not welcome, I am not obligated to let the staff accompany an orangutan to clean up the scene, let alone I You have to ensure your daughter's physical and mental health."

"...Your daughter doesn't look like a simple girl, does she? Who was the one who made a big fuss about the Shinsengumi a while ago? Who was the one who colluded with the barbarians?"

"Yeah... I don't remember colluding with the barbarians, and I wasn't the one who made a big fuss about the Shinsengumi." Twelve put his feet on the table, sucking mango popsicles comfortably, "But I don't care about that house. I’m really interested, so it’s okay to go and have a look.”

Kondo Xi said: "Then let's go now!"

"It's too hot at this time, let's go at night."

"Um... Twelve, is it really okay for you to always be so disobedient to your father?" Yin Shi patted her shoulder with a dark face, "It's all right to go to the haunted house to explore, but you still think about going at night--ready How? Scaring ghosts with your clairvoyance?"

Twelve looked at him with the eyes of a fool, and did not hide his contempt with one corner of his lips hanging: "It's not that I look down on you, little Yinzi..."

"You look down on that expression, don't you?"

"Yeah... Don't worry about the details, who told you that my innate talent is clairvoyance?"

"Could it be something else?"

"And night vision."

"What a strange thing is that!"

She smiled inscrutablely: "It's nothing to tease you, in fact, my eyes can see some things that normal people can't see...well, cute little spirits."

"Damn it!"

"That's right, I can see ghosts."

"..." Yinshi put his head on the back of the sofa, and immediately didn't want to communicate with this child from outer space.

Why is she more like a celestial being than Kagura?Not counting their earthly counterparts at all!

Kagura flicked through the calendar, suddenly pointed to one of the pages and said in surprise: "I found it, today is indeed a good day!"

Everyone poked their heads over and saw four small characters written under the number and date: Obon Festival.

Obon... Festival...

Paying homage to ancestors and remembering the dead is a ghost festival that can bring coolness to the hot summer.

Really a good day.

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In the end, Gintoki couldn't beat Kagura and Twelve, a gangster girl group, and they took him and Shinpachi out of the house late at night on the grounds that "youth is youth full of adventurous spirit". house door.

Target, suburban haunted house.

Lanterns with dim light and shadows were lit on both sides of the street, and paper money was being burned everywhere, and paper ashes were flying in all directions, rendering a gloomy environment that did not fit the atmosphere of the human world.

"I said...why do you have to bring Dad to such a horrible place, Twelve?"

"In order to scare the man pretending to be my father to death."

"Uh heh heh...Actually, Dad is not as fragile as you imagined, so the plan is invalid, why don't we go back to sleep?"

"No, those cute little spirits who are waiting to spend the night with you will be disappointed."...

Shinpachi's glasses reflected a cold light in the night: "What are these two guys talking about?"

"We're discussing how to help the gorilla." Kagura beamed, "I feel like I'm an amazing exorcist, huh—!"

"What are you 'Yahou' doing! Going out late at night during the Obon Festival is just courting death!"

Twelve righteous words stopped his words: "You're talking nonsense, this is the best time to meet the ghosts at night."

"I don't want to see it at all! It is said that if you see it, you will die!"

Yinshi felt so tired, he rolled his eyes and let Twelve pull his collar and drag him to the end of the street, all the way to the three-story building in the suburbs that had horrified countless passers-by.

Kondo was already waiting there, and of course Hijikata and Sougo were accompanying him.

"Yeah... are you here to watch the Night Walk of the Ghosts together?"

"Yeah, Mr. Hijikata likes to watch this kind of stage play the most." Sougo rested his arms on his pillow and said, "Look, how enjoying he looks."

Twelve looked at the idiot appearance of a certain ghost deputy leader holding a tree with one hand and sweating on his face but insisting on putting it in his pocket, silently turned his head away, and sincerely said: "Ah, it really is very leisurely."

Shinpachi murmured in a low voice: "It's the same physique as Ah Yin, so why come here and suffer."

"If I'm not mistaken, the orangutan begged him to come, right?"

"Don't call me an orangutan! We have a firm revolutionary feeling that we must walk with our partners regardless of the consequences—right, Sougo?"

Zongwu yawned absent-mindedly: "I just want to catch two Qingxing lanterns and bring them back to a cage, and then catch a jade algae and hang them from the eaves for slow torture." The super-s attribute was fully exposed.

"...Is it Fourteen?"

Shikata was trembling with a cigarette in his mouth, pretending to be calm, he took his right hand out of his pocket silently, and hugged the tree trunk with both hands.

"Hey... Fourteen, did you hear something?"

At the same time, Kagura grabbed Yinshi's clothes and turned around: "This guy, Yinshi, seems to have heard something too." After all, the latter's head was almost stuck in the neckline.

The sound of the wind rolled up the dust on the ground, and they were silent for a moment. They all looked up at the small building not far away.

The ghostly cry is close at hand.