[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Gintoki watched with his own eyes the man brought back by Twelve manipulating the blue flame, muttering words to drive away the ghosts in the room without a trace, then turned around with a modest and polite smile, bowed his head, and said "To everyone Trouble."

"It's not to trouble this definition at all, but to be seriously frightened, okay?!"

Twelve raised his hand and twisted it hard on the soft flesh of his waist: "Yeah... Fertilization? Do you still have that special function?"

"...Kids, don't tell bad dirty jokes! Can you explain to Dad why you got together with this man of unknown origin? Could it be that you have quietly surrendered the girl's heart before entering the house of all things? ?”

"You must be scared and confused, can you stop showing your limit in front of my guests."

Kagura smiled beside him and said, "Is Ah Yin jealous that someone is more handsome than you?"

"Tch, the little girl should develop a normal sense of aesthetics."

"No matter who's aesthetic point of view, natural curly hair is a must-have standard for handsome men, right?"

"Twelve is the same. We, father and daughter, have the same gene."

Twelve snorted softly: "I have beautiful curly hair like seaweed, which is different from your weeds, okay?"

"Where is the topic going? The guests are still there!" Shinpachi pulled the two staring eyes apart, and turned to Abe politely, "I'm making you laugh, this group of people is usually very unreasonable, But they don't have bad hearts..."

"Hey, don't speak in the tone of the head of the family, you, the glasses who are responsible for complaining, don't want to change to the old man's route!"

"..."

"Yeah... Let me introduce you. This is Mr. Abe Seimei, a great onmyoji, who is here to clean up the house for orangutans."

Kondo was startled and said, "So it's the expert you invited?"

"Probably." Someone boasted, "After all, we share common goals and beliefs."

Abe Seimei smiled without saying a word.

Tufang looked around with a cigarette in his mouth, and confirmed that those creepy ghosts had indeed disappeared, and the crying upstairs had stopped, so he was completely relieved, and said coldly with a straight face: "Since the matter is resolved, we It's time to go back to the station, boss."

I really don't want to stay in this ghost place for a moment.

As a result, when the three of them reached the door, they were stopped by Twelve's back.

"Wait, Director Kondo."

Kondo waved his hand smartly without looking back: "I will personally send the remuneration to Wanshiwu."

"Yeah...you don't need the reward."

"Aha?"

Twelve met Gintoki's horrified eyes, and added calmly: "Because I want your house, Director Kondo."

"...I know it's not good for you to suddenly use an honorific title! Just call me an orangutan! I would like to be an orangutan!"

"Don't be nervous, I don't want to steal your wedding room, I just rent it casually."

"How do you define 'rent anytime'?"

Twelve blinked his big eyes and smiled innocently: "Just borrow my friend for a while, anyway, according to your conditions, you may not be able to find a girlfriend in three to five years, let alone get married!"

"Why are you showing such a cute face and saying something hurtful!"

Kagura said solemnly beside him: "Miss Twelfth, what are you talking about? Everyone knows that orangutans only have Sister A Miao in their hearts!"

"The little girl understands me!" Kondo burst into tears, "Good boy!"

"But Elder Sister A Miao will not accept him even if she dies, so it is impossible for him to get married in this life. Sister Twelfth, you can rent it with confidence!"

"..." Judging from someone's expression, it is estimated that even giving a few thousand bananas can't heal his trauma.

Sougo glanced at Twelve lightly, and suggested in a very natural tone: "This kind of haunted house probably only an onmyoji can control, it doesn't matter if you go to the evil, as long as the rent is suitable—ah, I forgot, You don’t seem to have much money in Wanshiwu, so why don’t you come to the Zhenxuan team to do odd jobs? It just so happens that the team lacks a police dog... Oops!” Before he finished speaking, Twelve threw a flashlight into the door.

Kagura pounced on him again and wrestled with him: "I want to vent this anger on behalf of Twelfth Sister!"

"...I told you earlier not to use me as a cover! You obviously just want to have a fight!"

Gintoki was impatient with the nervous conversation of this group of people, and for a while even the shadow of being frightened before was diluted a little, he turned and squinted his eyes to look at Abe Seimei: "Since Mr. is my daughter's friend ([-] Two: Who is your daughter!), as her father, I can fully support you in any aspect except money (Twelve: There is nothing you need to support!), For example, let Shinpachi clean this room Clean (Shinpachi: Is this because I’m supporting you?!)”

Abe couldn't help laughing: "Thank you, Mr. Sakata."

"You don't have to be so polite, just call the president."

Shinpachi said helplessly: "Isn't this more polite?"

"You don't understand, a father must maintain enough prestige and dignity in front of his daughter."

"I don't think at all, Mr. Abe, you don't need to talk to him." Twelve solemnly saluted Abe, "I will be responsible for cleaning the house and paying the rent. You just need to live in peace, by the way... Cough, there may be other guests in the future who would like to ask the gentleman to receive them."

Abe understood what she meant, and nodded gently: "I remember."

Kondo protested by jumping on the spot: "I don't agree at all!"

"Yeah... how long-winded!" Twelve kicked him in distaste, "Before you get married, this house is considered an idle item. Whoever lives in it is better than letting ghosts live in it!"

"Yes, and there is still rent to pay, why not do it?" Sougo smiled, "So please prepare as soon as possible to be a coolie in the Zhenxuan group to pay off the debt, and then you can take this girl with you by the way... ..." Then Kagura bit the finger he extended towards Kagura, who let go of his murderous eyes, turned his head away with a look of disgust, and the provocation was beyond words.

Twelve suddenly felt that it might not be a bad idea to let Kagura pay off the debt for him. Anyway, these two friends are quite suitable, and maybe getting along for a while will make things happen.

The Long March has only taken the first step.

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It was a lot of fun to shirk responsibility before, but in the end it was the four from Wanshiwu who helped Abe clean the three-story building together.

Twelve didn't say clearly why he had to rent a house for the onmyoji who met by chance, nor did he explain in detail what "there will be guests to receive in the future", naturally, Yin Shi didn't ask any more questions.

She found that this man was actually quite interesting, he looked like a fool, but in fact... well, he was also very serious.It's just that he is also very loyal, assertive and smarter than expected.He could guess what she was planning to do, but he didn't point it out or object, and chose to respect it in disguise.

Either way, this is something to be thankful for.

...Three days later, there was another sign at the door of Wanshiwu, with nine large characters written on it: Space-time transfer station, welcome to consult.

There is no doubt that Abe's arrival stimulated Twelve's self-confidence, and she decided to put the task on the table and complete it.

"Miss Twelfth said that only those who are predestined can understand that exclusive business, Ah Yin, can you understand?"

"Ah, so-so." Yinshi took the "Jump" magazine off his face and replied casually, "As long as she understands it herself."

"It feels very profound to say!"

"Then don't think about it." He glanced at her wonderingly, "Why, you didn't go to the Zhensengumi with Twelve to make trouble?"

Kagura snorted: "That boy Okita likes me, so I didn't say it. A girl who really pursues will not give up her emotions easily. He can't give me a lifetime of happiness."

"...Are children nowadays so precocious..."

"It's you, Ah Yin, don't you feel relieved to let Twelve go to the Zhensengumi alone?" Shinpachi suddenly interjected after cleaning half of the room, "This is simply going to the tiger's mouth, even if it is to pay off the rent, that is too outrageous .”

Yinshi snorted coldly: "Which eye of yours saw that she was a sheep? Your little sheep has a lot of voyeurism, and was very happy to see the ghost, and even negotiated terms with Dad?"

"What terms did she negotiate with you?" Shinpachi didn't realize it at all, and he had already admitted that Gintoki was the twelfth father's mourning disease setting.

"We negotiated a peaceful result, and I will keep all the benefits of her staff in Master House..."

"Where are the benefits!"

"...Don't care about these details, anyway, as long as I allow her to raise money in the name of Wanshiwu without interfering, she will agree to be an honest and filial child."

Kagura cast a contemptuous glance at Yinshi: "What is peaceful negotiation? What I saw last night was not this version, Yin-chan."

At that time, it was Twelve who pressed him on the floor, slapped him left and right with his slippers, and gritted his teeth, saying "Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad..."...

A certain natural curmudgeon suddenly became angry from embarrassment: "What do you know! My daughter is in a rebellious period, and it's normal to be difficult to discipline!"

"Twelve is not a rebellious period, it's menopause." Shinpachi wiped his sweat silently, "Still as paralyzed as epileptic, you can't guess what your reaction will be in the next second, in fact, elusive women are the scariest Ah! She is scarier than Kagura!"

"Hey, what do you mean 'scarier than Kagura', you glasses boy are actually talking bad things about cute girls, be careful I beat you!"

"..."

Gintoki poured himself a glass of strawberry milk, and lazily leaned on the sofa and muttered: "Forget it, the Shinsengumi won't entrust her with any important tasks anyway, at most cleaning and cleaning - of course, if you can give it to her by the way." That glaucoma mayonnaise would have been perfect with a bit of clogging.”

"Don't expect that kind of thing, Ah Yin, you are the one who caused the sabotage and finally paid for the rest expenses."

"It doesn't matter, you can let her continue to stay in the Shinsengumi to work and pay back the money, and then sabotage, pay back the money, and sabotage again..."

"What's the point of that vicious circle? Hey! I'm working with a group of people!"