[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father
Chapter 99
After Gintoki's evasive descriptions, the three of the Shinsengumi finally convinced that Twelve was not a ghost, and Hijikata finally got out of the quilt.
"Resurrection from the dead sounds like a fantasy."
"Yeah...you see it now?" Twelve sat on the bedside, squinted his eyes at Hijikata with a cigarette in his mouth, "As your former gossip partner, I just sit here, with no missing arms or legs... …oh sorry, the arm is missing, although it's only a comminuted fracture."
Hijikata's face was full of black lines: "That has nothing to do with me. In other words, if you use the word 'gossip target' again, be careful that I will send you to die again."
Twelve pretended to be surprised: "Mr. Duo Chuan, you really have no sense of humor. What's wrong with making a joke? You should know that my man is sitting next to me. How can I still have unreasonable thoughts about you?"
"..."
Yin Shi looked up to the sky and smiled: "My family's twelve is something that mayonnaise addicts like you can easily get involved in? Go ahead and dream!"
"..."
Seeing the other party's villainous appearance, Tu Fang really had the urge to stuff the lighter into his nostrils.
"Boss, did you really get Sakata chick?" Sou Wu silently gave a thumbs up, "I remember you used to claim to be her father. It's a good nurturing game."
Xinba: "Please don't ruin the 'father's marriage' game, okay? At the beginning, Twelve was supporting Ah Yin, and he didn't fulfill any father's obligations except to take advantage of his words!"
"Ah Ba, don't mention the past again!" Yinshi became annoyed and threw a banana peel over, hitting Xinba on the forehead, "Love is the most important thing, understand? Love each other!"
Kondo nodded solemnly: "I can understand Mr. Sakata's mood. After all, falling in love is the most wonderful thing in the world, just like Miss A Miao and I..."
"Shut up! My sister has nothing to do with you!"
"Since Miss Twelve and Mr. Sakata really love each other, I won't force you and Fourteen. Don't worry, I will handle Fourteen's lifelong affairs well, and I won't leave any regrets for you each other."
"No, Boss Kondo, I don't need your help to deal with it, and I have nothing to do with the girl's willingness to find a natural curly sugar control."
Twelve snorted softly: "I have never had any feelings for a certain Fourteen Lang other than maternal love."
"Damn girl, cut my belly!"
When Yin Shi heard the words, he raised his eyebrows immediately: "What did you say? Is it your turn to talk to my wife like that?"
"Before she was your wife, she was already my subordinate!"
"I'm sorry, Boss, Mr. Hijikata can be mentally retarded occasionally, but he shouldn't interfere with other people's family happiness." Sougo sat down on Hijikata's head, and then calmly said amidst the latter's frantic roar, "But I One thing I don’t understand, Chick Sakata likes you, Boss, but why did she learn Mr. Hijikata’s hobbies?”
Twelve smiled, flicked a cigarette ash and replied leisurely: "He is not the only one who likes to smoke. If you count the time carefully, I have been smoking for ten years."
Kondo wondered: "It's actually longer than the earthwork."
"For me now, Earthwork belongs to my peers."
Judging from the expression of a certain orangutan director, he can't digest such a complicated amount of information for the time being.
However, he seemed to have no time to digest it, because another important person came to visit him.
The loud and familiar male voice instantly resounded through the corridor, and then the door of the ward was knocked open.
"Silver time! Are you still alive? I heard from Elizabeth that you were seriously injured and dying—"
When someone's long smooth black hair appeared in sight, Gintoki finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Where did your Elizabeth get the news?! Can you stop doing such shameless things just to grab the show!"
"...Oh, Yinshi, are you okay? That's good. After all, the plan to eliminate barbarians has not yet been completed, and we have to continue fighting side by side." Gui Huan stood there with his arms folded, with a sentimental smile on his face, "You should too. Understand me, when Yoshihara fought, I was always on the sidelines."
Elizabeth silently raised a sign behind her: Me too.
"Who cares about you?!"
Twelve exhaled a puff of smoke forcefully, she snuffed out the cigarette butt, and poked Yinshi's shoulder cautiously: "Hey, it doesn't seem like the time to complain now? Don't you think... something is wrong?"
Something is wrong, extremely wrong, the indoor temperature has dropped to freezing point, can it be right?
Gui seemed to have a sense of it, and finally looked away and looked around, and then... he saw the three scumbags from the Shinsengumi.
The ten eyes met (plus Elizabeth's two), and the two sides exploded in an instant. Among them, Souwu took out a cannon directly from behind as if he was juggling.
"Gui! Die!"
Shinpachi broke down and shouted: "Mr. Okita, please be merciful! This is a hospital!"
However, no one paid any attention to him, and the cannon was aimed at the direction outside the window where Gui and Elizabeth were escaping, and there was a loud bang that shocked the sky.
Brick crumbs and dust fell down, and Twelve casually lifted the quilt and covered himself and Yinshi's heads, and couldn't help sighing: "What kind of crime is this?"
"It's because you have an asshole boss, and I have idiot teammates."
"That's a brilliant summary."
"That is required."
I heard Kagura protesting against the bed loudly: "Silver Sauce, Sister Twelve, I'm going to be discharged from the hospital! I don't want to stay in this damn place anymore!"
"Yeah... I want to go too, but can the doctor agree? Besides, I have paid the hospitalization fee, so I will suffer a lot if I can't help it."
Shinpachi's face was paralyzed: "I'm afraid if we don't run away quickly, it won't be a matter of hospitalization expenses. We have to pay for the renovation expenses here!"
"Oh yes! I suddenly feel healed, let's go home!"
"..."
As for how a group of people escaped by jumping out of the window with my help, I won’t go into details here, anyway, the scene is not very beautiful.
But for them, only the Master House is the most suitable place to recuperate, after all, it is their own home.
Unfortunately, this time is an exception, because there are already three guys waiting there.
"Yo, you know you're coming back after being missing for so many days?" Nineteen squatted at the door, lazily peeling oranges, "A bunch of jobless people with no future."
Shi Qi came out from the back room, and couldn't help laughing at the scene: "What's wrong, everyone has become disabled... Eh?" Before he could finish speaking, he saw a certain unscrupulous girl come into view with a cigarette in her mouth.
No. 0012,0017,0019, [-], [-], the three brothers are reunited in the true sense, as if they have not been separated for too long, and it seems that a long time has passed.
Speechless for a while.
In the end, Nineteen was more calm, even though he was the one who should not be calm here: "Ah, Twelve, you are young again, your big breasts and hips have returned to the level of the airport, huh?"
"Yeah... I'm sorry, you are the same, and you are back to the age when you have long hair, a puppet, and your windbreaker can't hold up your aura."
"I'm not alone anyway, Brother Seventeen also has long hair."
"But Brother Shiqi is more handsome than you." Twelve rolled his eyes, and went straight to Shiqi, "Come on, brother, give me a hug."
Seventeen gladly opened his arms towards her, and then smiled and waved to Nineteen. The latter was reluctant at first, but in the end Twelve dragged her to her side by the collar.
"Look at your arrogant character! Were you like this when you were in your 20s, you bastard?"
"You didn't look like this when you were in your 20s. What position do you have to say about me?"
Then the two said in unison: "But why is Brother Seventeen always Brother Seventeen?"
Shi Qi smiled and said nothing, but someone gave the answer behind him.
"Among the three of you, only Seventeen has the purest state of mind, and it hasn't changed for many years."
The deep and magnetic voice is too iconic, no matter how many times he is reborn, he will never forget it. Twelve raised his head suddenly, and his gaze stayed on the golden-rimmed glasses of the fifth child opposite him.
A stern light flashed across the golden eyes in an instant, overflowing with murderous aura.
"court death!"
Yuhun Twelve Nights swept through the hurricane, but unexpectedly, he was forcibly stopped by Seventeen and Nineteen just a few inches from the top of the fifth child.
"Twelve, calm down first, Nineteen and I have already beaten him up."
"Beating? You were killed by him in your last life. Nineteen and I were also forced to death by him. This kind of thing will be over after a beating?!" Twelve raised his hand and patted Seventeen's face vigorously, "Brother Wake up, has the setting of the White Lotus of the Virgin Mary in this world been entrusted to you to perform?"
"..." Shiqi was helpless, "As for the specific facts, you can ask Mr. Sakata to understand—in fact, it was Lao Wu who asked him to find the three of us back."
Twelve was surprised, at that moment she thought she was hallucinating, subconsciously turned to look at Yinshi.
Yinshi had always been leaning against the door panel to watch the show, and seeing her looking over at this moment, he immediately nodded to show that everything was true: "Your fifth brother is a traitor and an undercover agent of the Space-time Reconnaissance Bureau, and he was with you all the way, but he chose to sacrifice you to keep the overall situation safe." That's all."
"..."
"As for the fact that Shi 79 beat him up, I can also testify that he was beaten really hard."
In other words, at that time, Shi 79 was the one who beat up first, and then listened to the truth.
Twelve was silent.
Seeing that the blade had finally left the top of his head slowly, the fifth child seemed to be relieved, and called out in a low voice, "Twelve."
She ignored him.
"Twelve, in my eyes, you are all my own brothers and sisters. If I hadn't had a last resort, I would never have acted so unfeelingly—that was probably the most regrettable thing in my life."
It was rare for him to express his sincerity to her so frankly, he had dropped his gentle and airtight pretense, and he finally had the appearance of a stable elder brother.
Twelve repeated thoughtfully: "Do you regret it?"
"I regretted it a long time ago, but I have no way out."
"I'll give you an opportunity to explain." She suddenly smiled, a creepy smile, "After all, we are brothers, there is no misunderstanding between brothers."
"...Uh, is it?" But I still felt awkward.
Twelve put his arms around the shoulders of Seventeen and Nineteen at the same time, and asked suggestively: "But everyone understands the laws of the Space-Time Reconnaissance Bureau. The real brothers are those who cheat each other, right?"
The tacit understanding between these three people is extraordinary, Shi 79 just looked at each other, and immediately smiled and nodded in approval.
"Then...before listening to the fifth explanation, help me catch up with him first!"
In the next second, she flew up and kicked Lao Wu's glasses accurately, and the other two rushed forward, one left and one right, and pinned Lao Wu to the ground.
In an instant, the house of masters turned into a hell on earth.
Yinshi and the others turned their backs at the same time, pretending that they didn't see anything and disbanded on the spot.
"Go and cook, I'm starving to death."
It's better not to intervene casually in the private affairs between brothers.
"Resurrection from the dead sounds like a fantasy."
"Yeah...you see it now?" Twelve sat on the bedside, squinted his eyes at Hijikata with a cigarette in his mouth, "As your former gossip partner, I just sit here, with no missing arms or legs... …oh sorry, the arm is missing, although it's only a comminuted fracture."
Hijikata's face was full of black lines: "That has nothing to do with me. In other words, if you use the word 'gossip target' again, be careful that I will send you to die again."
Twelve pretended to be surprised: "Mr. Duo Chuan, you really have no sense of humor. What's wrong with making a joke? You should know that my man is sitting next to me. How can I still have unreasonable thoughts about you?"
"..."
Yin Shi looked up to the sky and smiled: "My family's twelve is something that mayonnaise addicts like you can easily get involved in? Go ahead and dream!"
"..."
Seeing the other party's villainous appearance, Tu Fang really had the urge to stuff the lighter into his nostrils.
"Boss, did you really get Sakata chick?" Sou Wu silently gave a thumbs up, "I remember you used to claim to be her father. It's a good nurturing game."
Xinba: "Please don't ruin the 'father's marriage' game, okay? At the beginning, Twelve was supporting Ah Yin, and he didn't fulfill any father's obligations except to take advantage of his words!"
"Ah Ba, don't mention the past again!" Yinshi became annoyed and threw a banana peel over, hitting Xinba on the forehead, "Love is the most important thing, understand? Love each other!"
Kondo nodded solemnly: "I can understand Mr. Sakata's mood. After all, falling in love is the most wonderful thing in the world, just like Miss A Miao and I..."
"Shut up! My sister has nothing to do with you!"
"Since Miss Twelve and Mr. Sakata really love each other, I won't force you and Fourteen. Don't worry, I will handle Fourteen's lifelong affairs well, and I won't leave any regrets for you each other."
"No, Boss Kondo, I don't need your help to deal with it, and I have nothing to do with the girl's willingness to find a natural curly sugar control."
Twelve snorted softly: "I have never had any feelings for a certain Fourteen Lang other than maternal love."
"Damn girl, cut my belly!"
When Yin Shi heard the words, he raised his eyebrows immediately: "What did you say? Is it your turn to talk to my wife like that?"
"Before she was your wife, she was already my subordinate!"
"I'm sorry, Boss, Mr. Hijikata can be mentally retarded occasionally, but he shouldn't interfere with other people's family happiness." Sougo sat down on Hijikata's head, and then calmly said amidst the latter's frantic roar, "But I One thing I don’t understand, Chick Sakata likes you, Boss, but why did she learn Mr. Hijikata’s hobbies?”
Twelve smiled, flicked a cigarette ash and replied leisurely: "He is not the only one who likes to smoke. If you count the time carefully, I have been smoking for ten years."
Kondo wondered: "It's actually longer than the earthwork."
"For me now, Earthwork belongs to my peers."
Judging from the expression of a certain orangutan director, he can't digest such a complicated amount of information for the time being.
However, he seemed to have no time to digest it, because another important person came to visit him.
The loud and familiar male voice instantly resounded through the corridor, and then the door of the ward was knocked open.
"Silver time! Are you still alive? I heard from Elizabeth that you were seriously injured and dying—"
When someone's long smooth black hair appeared in sight, Gintoki finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Where did your Elizabeth get the news?! Can you stop doing such shameless things just to grab the show!"
"...Oh, Yinshi, are you okay? That's good. After all, the plan to eliminate barbarians has not yet been completed, and we have to continue fighting side by side." Gui Huan stood there with his arms folded, with a sentimental smile on his face, "You should too. Understand me, when Yoshihara fought, I was always on the sidelines."
Elizabeth silently raised a sign behind her: Me too.
"Who cares about you?!"
Twelve exhaled a puff of smoke forcefully, she snuffed out the cigarette butt, and poked Yinshi's shoulder cautiously: "Hey, it doesn't seem like the time to complain now? Don't you think... something is wrong?"
Something is wrong, extremely wrong, the indoor temperature has dropped to freezing point, can it be right?
Gui seemed to have a sense of it, and finally looked away and looked around, and then... he saw the three scumbags from the Shinsengumi.
The ten eyes met (plus Elizabeth's two), and the two sides exploded in an instant. Among them, Souwu took out a cannon directly from behind as if he was juggling.
"Gui! Die!"
Shinpachi broke down and shouted: "Mr. Okita, please be merciful! This is a hospital!"
However, no one paid any attention to him, and the cannon was aimed at the direction outside the window where Gui and Elizabeth were escaping, and there was a loud bang that shocked the sky.
Brick crumbs and dust fell down, and Twelve casually lifted the quilt and covered himself and Yinshi's heads, and couldn't help sighing: "What kind of crime is this?"
"It's because you have an asshole boss, and I have idiot teammates."
"That's a brilliant summary."
"That is required."
I heard Kagura protesting against the bed loudly: "Silver Sauce, Sister Twelve, I'm going to be discharged from the hospital! I don't want to stay in this damn place anymore!"
"Yeah... I want to go too, but can the doctor agree? Besides, I have paid the hospitalization fee, so I will suffer a lot if I can't help it."
Shinpachi's face was paralyzed: "I'm afraid if we don't run away quickly, it won't be a matter of hospitalization expenses. We have to pay for the renovation expenses here!"
"Oh yes! I suddenly feel healed, let's go home!"
"..."
As for how a group of people escaped by jumping out of the window with my help, I won’t go into details here, anyway, the scene is not very beautiful.
But for them, only the Master House is the most suitable place to recuperate, after all, it is their own home.
Unfortunately, this time is an exception, because there are already three guys waiting there.
"Yo, you know you're coming back after being missing for so many days?" Nineteen squatted at the door, lazily peeling oranges, "A bunch of jobless people with no future."
Shi Qi came out from the back room, and couldn't help laughing at the scene: "What's wrong, everyone has become disabled... Eh?" Before he could finish speaking, he saw a certain unscrupulous girl come into view with a cigarette in her mouth.
No. 0012,0017,0019, [-], [-], the three brothers are reunited in the true sense, as if they have not been separated for too long, and it seems that a long time has passed.
Speechless for a while.
In the end, Nineteen was more calm, even though he was the one who should not be calm here: "Ah, Twelve, you are young again, your big breasts and hips have returned to the level of the airport, huh?"
"Yeah... I'm sorry, you are the same, and you are back to the age when you have long hair, a puppet, and your windbreaker can't hold up your aura."
"I'm not alone anyway, Brother Seventeen also has long hair."
"But Brother Shiqi is more handsome than you." Twelve rolled his eyes, and went straight to Shiqi, "Come on, brother, give me a hug."
Seventeen gladly opened his arms towards her, and then smiled and waved to Nineteen. The latter was reluctant at first, but in the end Twelve dragged her to her side by the collar.
"Look at your arrogant character! Were you like this when you were in your 20s, you bastard?"
"You didn't look like this when you were in your 20s. What position do you have to say about me?"
Then the two said in unison: "But why is Brother Seventeen always Brother Seventeen?"
Shi Qi smiled and said nothing, but someone gave the answer behind him.
"Among the three of you, only Seventeen has the purest state of mind, and it hasn't changed for many years."
The deep and magnetic voice is too iconic, no matter how many times he is reborn, he will never forget it. Twelve raised his head suddenly, and his gaze stayed on the golden-rimmed glasses of the fifth child opposite him.
A stern light flashed across the golden eyes in an instant, overflowing with murderous aura.
"court death!"
Yuhun Twelve Nights swept through the hurricane, but unexpectedly, he was forcibly stopped by Seventeen and Nineteen just a few inches from the top of the fifth child.
"Twelve, calm down first, Nineteen and I have already beaten him up."
"Beating? You were killed by him in your last life. Nineteen and I were also forced to death by him. This kind of thing will be over after a beating?!" Twelve raised his hand and patted Seventeen's face vigorously, "Brother Wake up, has the setting of the White Lotus of the Virgin Mary in this world been entrusted to you to perform?"
"..." Shiqi was helpless, "As for the specific facts, you can ask Mr. Sakata to understand—in fact, it was Lao Wu who asked him to find the three of us back."
Twelve was surprised, at that moment she thought she was hallucinating, subconsciously turned to look at Yinshi.
Yinshi had always been leaning against the door panel to watch the show, and seeing her looking over at this moment, he immediately nodded to show that everything was true: "Your fifth brother is a traitor and an undercover agent of the Space-time Reconnaissance Bureau, and he was with you all the way, but he chose to sacrifice you to keep the overall situation safe." That's all."
"..."
"As for the fact that Shi 79 beat him up, I can also testify that he was beaten really hard."
In other words, at that time, Shi 79 was the one who beat up first, and then listened to the truth.
Twelve was silent.
Seeing that the blade had finally left the top of his head slowly, the fifth child seemed to be relieved, and called out in a low voice, "Twelve."
She ignored him.
"Twelve, in my eyes, you are all my own brothers and sisters. If I hadn't had a last resort, I would never have acted so unfeelingly—that was probably the most regrettable thing in my life."
It was rare for him to express his sincerity to her so frankly, he had dropped his gentle and airtight pretense, and he finally had the appearance of a stable elder brother.
Twelve repeated thoughtfully: "Do you regret it?"
"I regretted it a long time ago, but I have no way out."
"I'll give you an opportunity to explain." She suddenly smiled, a creepy smile, "After all, we are brothers, there is no misunderstanding between brothers."
"...Uh, is it?" But I still felt awkward.
Twelve put his arms around the shoulders of Seventeen and Nineteen at the same time, and asked suggestively: "But everyone understands the laws of the Space-Time Reconnaissance Bureau. The real brothers are those who cheat each other, right?"
The tacit understanding between these three people is extraordinary, Shi 79 just looked at each other, and immediately smiled and nodded in approval.
"Then...before listening to the fifth explanation, help me catch up with him first!"
In the next second, she flew up and kicked Lao Wu's glasses accurately, and the other two rushed forward, one left and one right, and pinned Lao Wu to the ground.
In an instant, the house of masters turned into a hell on earth.
Yinshi and the others turned their backs at the same time, pretending that they didn't see anything and disbanded on the spot.
"Go and cook, I'm starving to death."
It's better not to intervene casually in the private affairs between brothers.
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