Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

Mother Lu glanced at him in surprise, "Your mother-in-law cooks delicious food?"

Lu Yunzhou shook his head, "His sister-in-law cooks delicious food, and she's here too." After speaking, he added, "And it's very delicious."

"Extremely delicious?" Lu's mother's eyes lit up, and she said eagerly, "Could it be that I have to attack Zhou Yu's sister-in-law first?"

Lu Yunzhou smiled, "Her sister-in-law only listens to his mother."

Mother Lu frowned, "This is really troublesome."

The old god Lu Yunzhou was there, "There is no rush."

Mother Lu raised her eyebrows and said nothing.

Let’s talk about the old Zhou’s house. Zhou Yu called Mrs. Zhou up to eat, and Mrs. Zhou was surprised when she saw the table full of dishes, “So many?” She glanced at Tian Fengying, “It doesn’t cost us to buy vegetables? money?"

Tian Fengying glanced at Zhou Yu innocently, and said to Mrs. Zhou, "Xiaohua and I went out to buy vegetables and put them on the table when we came back." She pointed to the vegetables in the corner that hadn't been put in the kitchen in time, "Those are my bought."

Hearing this, Mrs. Zhou glanced at Zhou Yu and narrowed her eyes slightly, "Fifth, tell me, where did you get it from? Was it sent by someone surnamed Lu?"

"To be exact, Lu Yunzhou's mother made it, and then I went over and brought it over in person." Zhou Yu set the table and chopsticks, and pulled the old lady to sit down, "Mom, Aunt Lu is also very kind. I got tired and panicked when I arrived in the capital, so I did it, and it was all about the neighbors, right?"

Mrs. Zhou didn't buy it, and snorted, "Can I be tired? It's not me who cooks."

Tian Fengying, the head chef of the old Zhou's family, blinked, feeling that something was wrong.

Before Tian Fengying could recover, Mrs. Zhou pointed to the food and said, "You take it back, fifth."

Zhou Yu shook his head, "I'm not going." He picked up the chopsticks and ate them, and tasted every dish, and then said, "Mom, I've already tasted it, so it would be bad to send it back .” This is extremely rogue.

Mrs. Zhou was so angry at his rascal, she pointed at him and wanted to beat him, "You little bastard, why are you so shameless."

Zhou Yu raised his eyelids, "You've chased away all my partners, so what should I do?"

"You little bastard." Mrs. Zhou slapped him on the forehead angrily, "See if I don't beat you to death."

Seeing that Mrs. Zhou was serious, Tian Fengying and Zhou Xiaohua, who was watching the fun, couldn't care less about watching the fun, and hurried up to cheer.

Old lady Zhou was not willing to really hit him, she just let it go when she got angry.

According to her temper, she was starving to death and couldn't eat the food delivered by Lu, but she was hungry, her stomach rumbled a lot, and Zhou Yu slurped her mouth while eating on purpose, which made it even more unbearable.

And Tian Fengying and Zhou Xiaohua didn't dare to move their chopsticks without Mrs. Zhou's words. It was very uncomfortable to see a table full of delicious and hot dishes but they couldn't eat them.

In addition, the food on the train in the past two days was not good, and seeing the table full of big fish and meat made me even more greedy and flustered.

"Mom..." Tian Fengying swallowed her saliva and looked at the old lady Zhou and said pitifully, "Why don't we eat it...it looks so delicious." Not only does it look delicious, The braised pork, the pig's trotters, the fish, and the ribs are all delicious even if they are stewed in clear water.

"I just know how to eat, you are reincarnated as a starving ghost." Old lady Zhou cursed angrily, but just after she finished scolding, her stomach also grumbled. The food looked really tempting.

Seeing her good-for-nothing son eating happily, she picked up the chopsticks angrily and said, "Eat, give me all of it, this is what Lu owes us." That's it, dare to lie to her son and eat their meal They are all cheaper.

When Mrs. Zhou spoke, Tian Fengying and Zhou Xiaohua were overjoyed, and immediately sat down and ate with chopsticks.Although the taste is not as delicious as Tian Fengying's, it is still very good.

Zhou Yu smiled and picked a piece of braised pork for Mrs. Zhou, "Mom, eat more. Lu Yunzhou is afraid that you won't be able to bite the ribs, so he specially asked his mother to stew the braised pork. It's soft and rotten. It's not bad."

The old lady Zhou was so angry that she didn't miss a meal, not only her, but also Tian Fengying and Zhou Xiaohua all ate with greasiness and satisfaction.

Before Tian Fengying cleaned up after eating, there was a knock on the door suddenly, Tian Fengying went out, looked at the woman at the door and asked doubtfully, "Are you?"

Mother Lu smiled and said with a basket on her arm, "Hello, are you Zhou Yu's sister-in-law? I'm from the Lu family next door. Come here to clean up the dishes."

"...Oh." Tian Fengying didn't know why Mrs. Zhou's attitude towards Lu Yunzhou suddenly changed. She thought it was because she wanted to marry Xiaolan to Lu Yunzhou. Still quite guilty.

Mother Lu came into the room very familiarly, and saw Mrs. Zhou smiling and saying hello, "Hello, old sister-in-law, I am Lu Yunzhou's mother, just call me Xiaobai."

They say they don't reach out to hit smiling people, and Mrs. Zhou nodded reservedly even though she was a hundred times unwilling in her heart. In fact, she had already scolded the Lu family to the bottom of the sky, and kept roaring in her heart: You are a mother! He actually followed the blending, and he was not afraid of cutting off his children and grandchildren.

Mother Lu was not angry at the old lady's cold attitude, and said to Zhou Yu cheerfully, "Go to the house some time, your Uncle Lu misses you so much, and wants to talk to you."

Zhou Yu glanced at Mrs. Zhou, and happily agreed, and then successfully got Mrs. Zhou to roll her eyes.

Mother Lu talked to Zhou Yu while clearing the table, but it made Mrs. Zhou very angry.

After tidying up, Lu's mother said, "I'm so tired from the car ride, you guys should rest early, and I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow morning."

"No need, it's troublesome. We bought vegetables, so we can cook them ourselves." Mrs. Zhou refused with a smile on her face.

Mother Lu waved her hands again and again, "No trouble, no trouble, no trouble at all, I am very happy. It's all for the children, okay?"

The old lady Zhou was so angry that she wanted to curse, but she was afraid that it would be bad to curse, so she held back and didn't speak again.As soon as Mother Lu left, Mrs. Zhou pinched her waist and pointed at the yard next door and cursed.

Tian Fengying and Zhou Xiaohua looked at each other inexplicably. They didn't know why Mrs. Zhou was crazy. They all said that they were short-handed, but they ate everything, so why did they curse at others.

Zhou Yu didn't care, he let Mrs. Zhou scold her to her heart's content.

The old lady was tired after scolding, pointing at Zhou Yu and saying, "You are not allowed to eat their food from now on."

Zhou Yu nodded, "Okay."

As for whether to eat or not at that time, let’s talk about it.

Mrs. Zhou snorted and told Ueda Fengying to wash her face and feet and go back to bed.

Zhou Yu glanced at Zhou Xiaohua, who glanced at him from time to time, and said, "Whatever you look at, go to bed if you have nothing to do." I have to go on a date when you are all asleep.

Zhou Xiaohua approached him strangely, and whispered, "Uncle, why do you hate Lu Yunzhou so much all of a sudden? Didn't you like him before?"

"Don't meddle in adults' affairs and children." Zhou Yu snorted, "Go to sleep."

Zhou Xiaohua pursed his lips, pretending to be adults, they are obviously the same age, but suddenly he thought that his uncle's actions in recent years were indeed more thoughtful than him, so he went back to the house very unwillingly.

It's just that Zhou Xiaohua still couldn't fall asleep after going back. He was always thinking about what happened recently, and he heard a sound in the yard in a daze, so he got up.

Then I saw his uncle going to the next door through the small door.

Zhou Xiaohua was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, and looked at the room where his grandma was sleeping. Zhou Xiaohua struggled a bit and went back to sleep as if he didn't know anything.

And Zhou Yu took a fragrant bath and took the oil you all know and went to the small door in shorts and vest. When Zhou Xiaohua came out, he actually saw it, but in his eyes, Zhou Xiaohua's coward would definitely not expose him. There was no threat, so he swaggered into the next door.

As soon as the small door was closed, Zhou Yu was hugged by a slightly cool man with a little moisture in his arms.

Zhou Yu twitched the corner of his mouth and sighed, and said hoarsely, "Lock the door first."

Lu Yunzhou hummed and let go. He locked the lock on the side of the door, then hugged Zhou Yu and kissed him.

His kiss was urgent and ruthless, and Zhou Yu, who kissed him, was dizzy and obsessed with it.

The two people's lips and teeth intertwined, telling how they missed each other after parting. No one spoke, but they both understood each other's thoughts.

After a while, Zhou Yu pushed him away out of breath, fixed his bright eyes on Lu Yunzhou, and said, "Go into the room."

Lu Yunzhou refused, and reached into the pocket of Zhou Yu's shorts to take out the oil, and chuckled, "No, it's right here."

"This..." Zhou Yu's rebuttal did not come out, the shorts had fallen to his ankles, and Lu Yunzhou pressed his whole body up, but when Zhou Yu's back reached the wall, Lu Yunzhou's arms blocked him from hitting the wall superior.

"You..." Zhou Yu spoke in the gap of sinking.

"Shh." Lu Yunzhou hit him hard, "Shut up."

So Zhou Yu shut up. He really didn't have the energy to ask, so let's enjoy it honestly.

It was just because Zhou Yu pressed his lips tightly because he was under the wall, for fear that the voice overflowing between his lips and teeth would be overheard.

But such a situation was so exciting that I almost bit my tongue when the time came.

"Shall we enter the house?" Lu Yunzhou took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket and simply wiped it off, asking the two of them.

Zhou Yu glanced at his trembling legs and groaned all over, and then he was hugged by Lu Yunzhou.

"Brother." Zhou Yu hugged Lu Yunzhou's neck and chuckled softly, "Does it look like a prince hugging a princess?"

Lu Yunzhou bowed his head and kissed him, smiled, "Like."

Zhou Yu squeezed his throat and said, "Prince, this princess really misses you."

Lu Yunzhou staggered and nearly threw him out, "Can you be normal?"

"Fuck." Zhou Yu struggled to the ground, "If you can hold a princess, I won't be allowed to be a princess."

Lu Yunzhou dragged him into the room, closed the door, pressed against the door and kissed, "Learn, princess, this prince is going to fuck you."

Zhou Yu closed his eyes, opened his hands, and said, "Come on."

Lu Yunzhou took a deep breath, "Fairy, you asked for it."

Said that the hungry wolf preyed on him and came back again on the door.

Fortunately, Mama Lu had already gone home earlier, and there were only the two of them in the whole courtyard. The sound of the two men squeaking and squeaking at the door was particularly obvious in the dark night, but the two sinking men had long since forgotten these things. All they can see is each other.

The old lady Zhou next door always felt that something was wrong when she woke up, so she took out the electronic watch that Zhou Yu gave her and looked at it. At 12:30 in the evening, she glanced at Tian Fengying, who was sleeping sweetly, and the old lady Zhou kicked her in disgust. Taking the flashlight that Zhou Yu gave him, he opened the door and went straight to the main room.

What was strange was that the door of the main room was open, and when Mrs. Zhou entered, she found that the door of Zhou Yu's bedroom was also open.

Then I saw that the room was empty.

Mrs. Zhou became furious and shouted, "Old Wu Zhou!"

The two people who were fighting next door almost fainted because of this voice.

Lu Yunzhou slipped and lay on Zhou Yu's body, and said in a low voice, "Sooner or later, your mother will be scared to death."

Zhou Yu hugged him calmly, raised his eyebrows and said, "Continue, are you okay? If not, I will fuck you instead."

Men are most afraid of others saying that he is not good, and Lu Yunzhou is no exception. He shook his body and said, "Then your mother?"

Zhou Yu said, "Pooping isn't enough."