Back to 70s and become a local tyrant

After Zhou Yu went back, he was in a good mood, and he didn't feel the heat when he fell on the kang. After fanning the big cattail fan for a while and humming a little tune, he fell asleep fragrantly. He even had a sweet dream. The local tyrant of the mountain smashed Lu Yunzhou's head with a pile of braised pork, and Lu Yunzhou stood in front of him with a head full of braised pork and said good things, not to mention how moist it was.

And Lu Yunzhou, who was shut outside the door, was leaning against the wall in a daze, until the dawn of the day when the roosters crowed everywhere, he dragged his numb legs back to the educated youth spot.

At this time, the educated youths hadn't woken up yet, so Zhao Qingshan came out of the hut with sleepy eyes, and was startled when he saw Lu Yunzhou coming in from the outside, "You're a ghost, keep quiet."

Lu Yunzhou glanced at him, not wanting to talk to him.

Zhao Qingshan entered the room again muttering, and Lu Yunzhou also opened the door and lay down on the kang.

The summer morning was a bit stuffy, Lu Yunzhou closed the doors and windows tightly, and simply stripped himself naked and lay on his back on the kang, but he didn't feel sleepy at all.

He didn't know what kind of mentality he was in, so he subconsciously went under the tree last night and recalled the scene when the two met for the first time. Unfortunately, he really looked down on Zhou Yu at that time and couldn't remember when he met him. up.

Later, he pulled the man out of the stinking ditch and carried him home, and then Zhou Yu entangled him.

At that time, he didn't realize that Zhou Yu had different thoughts about him. Later, Zhou Yu copied so many textbooks by himself, and he didn't think about that until Zhou Yu said it face-to-face at the guest house in the provincial capital.He was stunned.

But only he knew, there was a trace of understanding in that stunned, maybe it was just that he couldn't believe it.

After all, he used to be so repulsive about things between men, otherwise how could he come here.

Men and men do not last long in his opinion, but when he thinks of those two men, he is not sure.

However, he didn't even know what he was thinking. He felt strange if he said he liked Zhou Yu, and worried about him if he said he didn't.

Lu Yunzhou was a little irritable, and got up after rolling a few times on the kang.

There were voices of voices outside one after another. After he finished washing, he was about to go to Li Xianjin's house to sell the vacation. Zhao Qingshan held the enamel jar and pulled Lu Yunzhou to ask, "Did you go out this morning?"

Lu Yunzhou was impatient, "No."

Zhao Qingshan was not sure, and murmured, "Did I remember wrong?"

Lu Yunzhou didn't care if he remembered it correctly, he went to Li Xianjin's house to cancel his vacation and then went back to catch up on sleep.

Nowadays, there is not much work to do in the fields, and every household uses up their private land, or grows a la carte in front of and behind the house, and people like to gossip when they are free.

Hearing that the fifth child of the old Zhou family had gone to the provincial capital, groups of three and four came to the old Zhou's house to listen to the excitement.

What are you listening to?Naturally, I heard Zhou Yu talk about the new things in the provincial capital.That's the provincial capital. Many of them, let alone the provincial capital, have never been to the county seat in their life. The farthest place they have been to is probably the town.

During the slack season, the old ladies like the parents and the west the best. After breakfast, they took the cattail fan and went to the old Zhou's house.

"Hey, Li San's sister-in-law, your family has become like that of the old Zhou's family, how dare you go to someone else's house?" Someone saw Li San's sister-in-law and her daughter Li Lulu and suddenly laughed.

Li San's sister-in-law blinked her eyes, her face was not red, her heart was not beating, "It's all because of the fights of the villagers in the village, and they can't fight for a lifetime."

Others just smiled and said nothing, you two are not afraid of being beaten out by Mrs. Zhou.

In fact, Mrs. Zhou is very generous. Hearing that these people are here to listen to the excitement, she welcomes them all in. When she sees Mrs. Li and his wife, she just pretends not to see them, and even vaguely stands in front of Mrs. Li on purpose. Show off.

"His sixth grandma, fifth son, why didn't I see him, we all came to listen to him talk about the things in the city."

"That's right, that's the only thing you love about your son. If you look at the whole commune, there is probably no family that loves their children enough to give money to go to the provincial capital to see the world."

"Hey, which one in our whole commune can have the ability of Lao Zhou's family? Now there are only three workers, but when Xiaohua and Lao Wu graduate from high school, there will be only five workers in their family. Can they compare with us?"

The old lady Zhou was very happy to be praised, and she happily listened to a group of old ladies praising their old Zhou family, "The fifth child is tired in the provincial capital these days, and he hasn't gotten up yet."

"What? Haven't woken up yet? Why are you so lazy?" Li San's sister-in-law immediately found a reason to mock the old Zhou family, "Who is such an old man? Didn't he get up early to work in the fields? Why is your fifth son so lazy?" Well. This is not acceptable, young people need to work more and earn more work points."

Others don't respond when they hear Li Sansao's words, even if they agree in their hearts, they won't say it stupidly to offend others, but when they look at Li Sansao, they look like a fool, the old Zhou family is willing to let the fifth sleep late, you can control it .

Li Lulu was obediently following Li Sansao's side when she heard her mother's words. She reached out and pulled her mother's sleeve to signal her mother to stop talking. Then Li Sansao stopped talking. Thinking of the old Zhou's intentions, she regretted saying After saying this, and even if you are dissatisfied, you have to wait until the matter is completed.

Mrs. Zhou turned cold when she heard Li Sansao's words, "Mrs. Li, if you can't speak, get the hell out of here. You won't feel good if you don't get beaten."

Li San's sister-in-law froze, and quickly shook her head with a sneer, "No, no, sixth aunt, I was wrong, I said the wrong thing."

Mrs. Zhou gave her a sideways look, ignored her, and turned to chat with other people.

Li Lulu looked around the old Zhou's house, and found that the old Zhou's yard was very big. She counted that every room could be divided into a room, and she also heard that the girls in the family lived in the same house, not with their parents. Well, that's great, she's seventeen and still sharing the bed with her parents, you know she knows everything at this age, how awkward it is to listen to her parents doing things at night.

Not to mention that there are many houses, even the yard is clean. I heard that Mrs. Zhou especially loves Zhou Yu, and she is not willing to work, so she gives back the money.In addition, Zhou Yu himself is good-looking, and he is about to graduate from high school. She is very satisfied with the fact that she will be able to get a salary after graduation.

She had taken a fancy to Zhou Yu before, but it was a pity that at that time she was reluctant to die, and said that if she married a cripple and a fool, she could not marry Zhou Laowu.

But now and then, old Zhou's family is rich, Mrs. Zhou loves her youngest son.If she gets married, she will also be popular and hot.

Li Lulu stared for a moment, and suddenly saw Zhou Yu coming out of the room rubbing his eyes. He looks so good-looking, even if he rubs his eyes.

Li Lulu looked at Zhou Yu obsessively, imagining that the two of them were dating, you hold my hand, I hold your hand, it's so nice.Zhou Yu, who was rubbing his eyes, shivered suddenly, lost all sleepiness, and then realized that there were many old women in his yard.

Zhou Yu felt speechless. Although he was not happy, he nodded his head as a greeting.

The old women laughed at Zhou Yu, and Li Lulu blushed suddenly at Zhou Yu, took a quick look at Zhou Yu, and quickly lowered her head.

The corners of Zhou Yu's mouth twitched as he looked at the girl who was flirting at him and turned red. He wasn't interested even in the presence of a super-century beauty, let alone a person with a normal-looking sallow complexion.

Li Lulu didn't know, she thought she was beautiful, and she couldn't see Zhou Yu after winking.

Zhou Yu went to the latrine, pinched his nose, urinated and washed, and when he returned to the yard, he was stopped by a group of old women, "Oh, fifth, tell us about the provincial capital."

"What are you talking about?" Zhou Yu was confused.

Li Xianjin said, "Tell me about the interesting things in the provincial capital. Didn't you say that there are 72 Springs and Baotu Springs over there? Have you gone to see it? Tell us about it."

72 Springs?Baotu Spring?

Isn't that Jinan? Could it be that their provincial capital is Jinan?

Whoops, Zhou Yu slapped himself on the forehead. He was too busy making money to go out to play. The loss was too big.

Mrs. Zhou felt distressed seeing him upset, "Old Wu, what's wrong."

Zhou Yu waved his hand, "It's nothing, I didn't go out to play, I just went to the bookstore to read, and I didn't bother to look at this spring or that spring."

Mrs. Li clicked her tongue, "Don't go and regret it, after all, it's just such a chance."

Granny Zhou's complexion was not good, and she choked, "Who said there is only one chance, as long as my fifth child wants to go, he can go anytime."

The others didn't doubt Mrs. Zhou's words at all. After all, Mrs. Zhou had said even more outrageous things, and the old Zhou family now has three regular workers. The salary alone is not old or young, and there are other tickets, tsk tsk, just Those votes are enough to be envied by others.

But no one believed that Zhou Yu just went to read books, it was just that Zhou Yu didn't want to tell them, after all, who didn't know that the fifth son of the Zhou family went to school but his studies were poor, so he could read books?

It's almost like watching a sow climb a tree.

"Then tell me about the good things in the provincial capital, so that we can learn more about it." Mrs. Li said.

Zhou Yu said, "It's nothing. There are more buildings and they are higher than the county town. The tallest building is five stories high."

"Five floors?" Someone exclaimed, "Oh my god, it's so scary."

"What's so scary about this?" Zhou Yu smiled, "But the most lively place is the department store building, which is three floors high. The first floor sells messy things, the second floor sells clothes and fabrics, and the third floor The store sells appliances, TVs, electric fans, radios, everything.”

"And an electric fan? What's that?" Li San's sister-in-law asked first.

Zhou Yu glanced at her and said, "Just hang it on the roof, turn on the switch and the wind will blow, and it will be cool."

Li San's sister-in-law made a sound of tsk tsk and felt that it was very strange. If she got married with the old Zhou's family, she would have to buy an electric fan and hang it on the roof of their house.

She thought beautifully, so when it was almost noon, everyone else left, but Li San's sister-in-law and his wife refused to leave.Mrs. Zhou's face turned dark, "Are you still leaving?"

The third sister-in-law of Li said with a sneer, "Sixth aunt, what do you think of my Lulu?"

Mrs. Zhou lifted her eyelids and gave Li Lulu a glance, then concluded, "It's okay."

Li San's sister-in-law was overjoyed, and heard Mrs. Zhou add, "Better than her mother. Her mother is nothing. She is better than her mother. She is still a good thing."

Li San's sister-in-law didn't come up in one breath and almost suffocated herself to death.

"Well, Aunt Six, you see, my Lulu and Lao Wu also grew up together..."

"Why did you grow up together?" Mrs. Zhou interrupted her, "Can my fifth child grow up with your Lulu? Nonsense, my family was rich at that time, but I looked down on your Li family, poor and poor of."

Li San's sister-in-law paused for a moment with a smile on her face, and then sneered, "Now that you are not poor, you can have enough food."

Granny Zhou nodded, "Well, no one in our third production team is hungry right now."

Li San's sister-in-law almost fell to the ground.

If Lulu hadn't said good things to her repeatedly before coming here, saying how rich the old Zhou family is, she wouldn't have come to post this cold ass.Li San's sister-in-law suppressed her anger and said, "You see, we are all from the same village, and we all know the basics. How about I tell your fifth son about my Lulu?"

"Marry Lulu to my fifth child?" Mrs. Zhou looked at Li San's sister-in-law in surprise, thinking that this person was dreaming.

Sister-in-law Li San nodded, "That's right, Aunt Six, my family, Lulu, is capable and able to handle all kinds of hardships, and the younger ones in the family are all looked after by Lulu." She leaned closer to Old Madam Zhou and said in a low voice, " The key is to have big breasts and big buttocks, so I will be able to have a son in the future."

Zhou Yu rolled his eyes aside, his eyes swept over Li Lulu's body, hey, with such a figure, how big are her breasts?At most, it's a little bigger than Wangzai's little steamed bun, and the buttocks are so soft that they don't look good at all.

Feeling Zhou Yu's gaze, Li Lulu puffed out her chest unconsciously.

Zhou Yu was about to vomit. If he was a handsome man, he might be hard on the spot, but it's a pity that he didn't vomit for such a person.

On the other hand, Mrs. Zhou took a serious look at Li Lulu, and saw Li Lulu raised her head and chest, and looked more carefully, but she still shook her head, "No, the breasts are too small, and the buttocks are too small."

Li Lulu's face turned red when old lady Zhou said this.

Zhou Yu took the opportunity to stand up, "Mom, I haven't eaten yet, so I'm going to eat first."

"Haven't eaten yet?" Mrs. Zhou was in no mood to talk to Mrs. Li San when she heard that she hadn't eaten yet. "His third sister-in-law, you go back, this marriage is not suitable, it's not a generation."

Li San’s sister-in-law’s face turned black, “We’re not a family, what are we afraid of?” The daughter was evaluated face-to-face. There are meat tickets, cloth tickets, and money. They are the first ones in the third production team. If their own girls marry, they can get the money and tickets by coaxing Zhou Yu. Dip light.

It's a pity that Mrs. Zhou was so focused on her son's stomach that she immediately drove the two of them away, "Okay, you two go back first, my fifth son hasn't eaten yet."

Li San's sister-in-law and Li Lulu were pushed and shoved out of the way. When they saw the door close, their faces were ashen, and they said with a pooh, "What is it?"

Afraid of being heard, Li Lulu hurried to hold her mother's hand. Li San's sister-in-law took Li Lulu home, scolding the old Zhou's family all the way.

Li Lulu was afraid that her mother would not be willing to fight for the marriage, so she said, "Mom, why is the old Zhou family so arrogant? It's not because of the money. We in the countryside only get more than 20 yuan a year based on work points, but the old Zhou family The monthly salary of any worker is no less than 20 yuan, let alone three workers, and next year there will be five workers, and one person can still get 100 yuan if they pay 1000 yuan. In that year, it will be [-] yuan, plus The family has a big family and three bedrooms earning work and food, and the life of the old Zhou family can be said to be rich."

"Really?" Li San's sister-in-law was a little uncertain.

Li Lulu patted her chest and said, "That must be true."

Mrs. Li San thought of Mrs. Zhou's words, "But people think you have small breasts and small buttocks."

Li Lulu shrugged and felt a little embarrassed, "Mom, don't blame me for having small breasts. I can't get any delicious food from our family. How can I grow it? It's not bad to grow so big."

"That's right." At the door of the house, Li San's sister-in-law stopped and glanced at her daughter, "Eat more in the future, no, you can go to the old Zhou's house a few times while Zhou Yu is on summer vacation, and spend more time with Zhou Yu. If you meet outside , Try to hook someone up, if you really can't, just drag him into the haystack and let him drill into your pants. Crotch, when you are pregnant, their old Zhou family will have to beg you to come in, and mom will ask for more betrothal gifts."

"Is this possible?" Li Lulu blushed, but she felt that this was very feasible. In their production team, she knew that there were quite a few people in the production team who were not married, but they would go through haystacks and trousers.Damn, which of those men didn't obediently listen to his wife afterward.disobedient?If you don't obey, sue him for playing hooligans, and be as good as you want.Li Lulu has already started to think about drilling haystacks, and the more she thinks about it, the more feasible it becomes.

Li San's sister-in-law looked around and saw no one, she said to Li Lulu, "Of course it can be done, man, you got your pants. I don't care about the crotch."

They're all from the past, and they don't know the bad virtues of men.

After discussing with each other, the mother and daughter pushed open the door, walked in talking and laughing, and then closed the door with two big patches.

At the corner, Lu Yunzhou came out, frowning and walked towards the educated youth spot.

What fucking luck to hear such a thing.

It seems to be trying to seduce Zhou Yu into drilling haystacks into trousers.crotch?

What's the matter.

Lu Yunzhou fell asleep at night, and in his dream he saw Zhou Yu pulling Li Lulu's hand into the haystack, while he was nervously hiding outside to eavesdrop, and then he heard the sound of huh huh huh.

rub!

Lu Yunzhou woke up from the darkness, touched his pants, and they were indeed wet.

Hold.

He tossed his pants and fell asleep naked, only to start dreaming again, this time he dreamed that he was pulling Zhou Yu into the haystack, and then he took off Zhou Yu's pants, and said, "Come on, let me drill into your pants. crotch."

rub!

Lu Yunzhou woke up again, his pants were not wet but his little brother was stiff.

This time Lu Yunzhou couldn't sleep, and the moon was shining outside, it was midnight.He sighed, unable to tell whether it was regret or happiness.

But always feel pants.The crotch is not drilled so that it is not very refreshing.

Fuck!

What kind of pants did the two men wear?Crotch, and finally contributed to the fifth girl to make myself comfortable for a while.

It's just that when he didn't even pay attention to masturbating, his mind was full of Zhou Yu's slick appearance.