[Comprehensive] Retirement of the brave

The sun has not yet jumped into the sky, and the distant horizon has been dyed with a twilight.Falling Star City was awakened by the morning light and birdsong, the streets gradually became crowded, and the shops facing the streets opened their doors to welcome customers.

The children waved goodbye to their families with their schoolbags on their backs, and walked into the school talking and laughing together.As the class bell rang, the sound of reading aloud echoed in the campus.

The old man in a robe tapped on the blackboard with a textbook in his hand, "Do you guys know the origin of the word Falling Star City, Falling Star?"

The children said in unison: "I heard that the stars that fell from the sky fell here in the past, so it is called Falling Star City."

"No, no, I heard from my mother that it was called Falling Star City because of the catastrophe that happened back then, and it was called Falling Star City because meteors are perishable in order to commemorate the dead."

"You're talking nonsense. People back then didn't know what shooting stars were."

The old gentleman smiled and said, "Okay, okay students. Since everyone doesn't have a unified view, let's listen to the teacher."

"Ah, it is said that more than a hundred years ago, during the period of war, one day suddenly, the sky collapsed, the earth shattered, the sand flew away, and the rivers changed their course. The sun and the moon were dark. Suddenly, someone saw countless golden lights falling from the sky, and after a while, there was another dull bell. Come on. Across my country from north to south, from east to west, almost all the books written at that time mentioned this matter.

Then there was something even more miraculous. According to records, the earthquake stopped shortly after, and the river retreated into the distance.People saw that the sky suddenly broke through the dark clouds, and another round of sun appeared in the sky, which was even more dazzling than the original one.Naturally, the two days reflect each other, and the common people feel that they all knelt down and kowtowed.After the vision disappeared, the survivors built the Fallen Star City.They think that the star that fell that day was the immortal who came down to save them, and the word "falling star" is to commemorate this event. "

The old man stroked his beard with a smile, "Of course, these are just beautiful fantasies under the feudal superstition of people at that time. According to modern scientific research, it may have been a solar eclipse or a lunar eclipse at that time, which affected the tidal changes. As for the falling stars, it should be explained by the ancients who saw the meteor shower out of awe of the gods."

The students let out a disappointed "Oh", such an interesting story, once it was explained with science, it would quickly become extremely boring.

The get out of class bell rang, "get out of class is over."

The old gentleman walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms and returned to his office.He put down his book and hung his coat on the hanger by the door.Sitting on the office chair by himself, he let out a comfortable sigh.

"Isn't it interesting to talk nonsense with others?" There was an extra person in the office at some point.The visitor was wearing a brown trench coat with a woolen vest and a blue striped shirt inside.A pair of gold-rimmed glasses hung on the bridge of the nose, and gold decorative chains hung from the temples.Standing there, there was a young man as tall as jade.

It's just a pity that the gentle and elegant temperament was completely messed up with just one mouth.

The old man gave him a blank look, and in a few steps, he grew taller, changed his appearance, and became a handsome man. "Interesting, very interesting. I'm teaching here, just like you insist on dressing yourself like a beast, I'm happy, can you control it?"

"Hey, hey." Wuqiu rolled up his sleeves pretendingly, "Little fat fish, I told you that no one is stopping me to stew you in fish soup now, you can try again? Who are you talking about? "

Xiaoqing sneered, "You've been yelling about it for more than a hundred years, why is my young master still jumping around now? Do you think it's strange?"

"As for me, I'm in a good mood today, so I don't feel like arguing with you." Wuqiu straightened his clothes, raised his head and chest high and said, "If there is no accident, Master will be back today, and I have to go back and tidy up Huaguo Mountain." , and call on the monkey monkey grandchildren to rehearse a few welcome programs."

A few days ago, Sun Wukong, who defeated the Buddha with his body to fill the sky, turned back into a human body because the sky hole was finally filled.It's just that the days of Butian were too boring, he slept in the dark, and he didn't wake up when he changed back to a human voice.As a result, he accidentally turned over and fell from the sky.The staff stationed in the human world made urgent arrangements to cover up the matter as a meteor falling.

Now, the return of the Great Sage is very famous in the Six Realms.I heard that there are a few resident personnel in the world who wear the skin of a film and television company, and they are planning to ask the Great Sage to help him act in a few plays when he wakes up.Yang Jian, Nezha, and Monkey King, these three are the most beloved images in the human world.With its own heat, it has been sought after by countless people.

Who else is more suitable to play himself than Dasheng?Thinking about it this way, the resident staff seemed to have seen piles of small money flowing into their pockets, and it was more than a little excited to think about it.

"It turns out that the Great Sage is back, which is a happy event." Xiaoqing picked up the book on the desk and flipped through it. The title of the book was "I Want To Be Heaven".It tells the story of a young man who witnesses all kinds of injustice in the world and deeply feels that the law of heaven is unfair, so he plots in every possible way to overthrow the law of heaven.The author's name is Qingshanke, and he is very popular among young people for his sophisticated writing style and novel and attractive stories.It is one of the vests that Xiaoqing wears in the short stories she wrote in the human world.

He is also the Yu Yuyu who promotes the pure love flow, he is also the same as the big hand of the fan, whether it is a man or not a girl, and he is also the voice of the big cow herring, so there are countless omissions below.In short, you and your best friend are arguing about which of the two big bosses is more powerful, maybe the two big bosses are the same person.It can be said that the whole world is me.

This is really too long, life is long, always find something to do.

Nezha and his little lotus leaf live in the fairyland, and they build a cave by themselves, imitating Yang Jian and not listening to the announcement, living a lingering little life every day.Wuqiu went to visit twice, and when he came back, he said that he had a toothache, and he would never go again.

The Jade Emperor tore up the list of gods to discuss the Yuanshen, so he left all the affairs to Yang Jian.It is said that Yang Jian is now obsessed with handling affairs from morning to night every day, his hairline moves back crazily, bouncing back and forth on the edge of his bald head.For this, Xiaoqing wondered more than once whether the Jade Emperor was tired of sitting in that seat, and in order to keep his black hair, he found an excuse to run away to retire.

I don't want to, I feel upset when I think about it, it's still fun to bicker with Wuqiu.

"The great sage is back, I have been told about your embarrassing things." Xiaoqing raised her eyebrows, counting on her fingers: "For example, you came out of retreat and couldn't adapt to the changes in the world. In order to stutter, you became a prototype and sneaked into other people's zoos. In the end, I actually felt that the life of being served by someone was good, and I wanted to settle down in it.”

"Shut up, you." Wu Qiupi pushed his glasses with a half-smile.

"For example, if you sneak into school, and end up watching Journey to the West in movie appreciation class, you almost smashed the computer and wanted to hit Zhantan Gongde Buddha's sap."

"Say it again, I really beat you."

"Another example-"

Wuqiu immediately got started, "I'll let you exemplify, I'll let you exemplify!" He said with a "kind" smile, "Come on, I'll open a hole in your head, artificial amnesia to understand!"

"Hey, I don't just talk, I can also write you a book to spread the word. Spring, Summer and Winter! You still have time to say something nice, hey." Xiao Qing sideways avoided Wu Qiu's fist.

"No, what the hell is Chun Xia Dong?"

Xiaoqing said solemnly: "Isn't your name Wuqiu? There is no autumn in four seasons, so you are called Chunxiadong."

Irritable without autumn, draw weapons online. "Qingtonghei, I didn't call you Xiaohei either!"

"Xiaohei?" Xiaoqing was suddenly in a daze, and some strange memories popped up in her mind.It was a man named Hei. He didn't want to be passive all the time, so he divided his soul and followed Bai into this world, while he went to track down the enemy.

He is that soul.

"Hey, are you all right? You couldn't be fooled by me, did you?"

Grabbing Wuqiu's hand dangling in front of her eyes, Xiaoqing glanced at him, "It's sunny and daytime, what are you daydreaming about?"

After waking up, Wukong and Yang Jian stood on the former site of Zixiao Palace and looked at the world.

Seeing Wuqiu fighting with Xiaoqing, Yang Jian smiled, "Monkey, that apprentice of yours still likes bickering with Xiaoqing so much."

"Tsk, my old grandson has been away for such a long time, and he hasn't improved at all. When I go back, I'll see if I don't reward him with fried pork on a bamboo board."

The wind passed through the clouds, and there seemed to be bells echoing between heaven and earth.

Congratulations to Wuqiu, his fried pork on bamboo board will arrive with his master, please pay attention to check.

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