[Tutorial] The joke of the clown

Moved to God, the day after solving the Hei Yao incident is a rest day.

Peng Gelie, who has passed all the way, can take advantage of this short time to adjust his state, regain his energy from fatigue, jump up and down with soreness all over his body, and the fractured... let's continue to fracture (Ansheng Qiaodi heard that Lark has broken several ribs) .

Well, although the above state has nothing to do with An Sheng Qiao Di, she still doesn't plan to take a step out of the house.

If you have to ask why, she will definitely answer you like this: "Going out on the street and doing such strenuous exercise is not suitable for me. Sajia's big wish is to lie in bed on Sunday and dream about Nanke."

——Those who disturb my lucid dreams, die!

At 06:30 in the morning, An Sheng Qiao Di sat up stiffly from the bed, scratched her messy black hair, "What are you doing..."

It took 5 minutes to get everything done, and she walked to the gate wearing slippers "thump-thump-thump", searching for something at the door with blank eyes.

She yawned loudly, and then raised a figure from behind the bushes in front of her house.

Uncle Qiao looked at the other party with her dead fish eyes: "Little devil, this is not a good place for you to run away from home."

Feng Tai held the ranking list in his arms with both hands, looking shy and timid: "Sister Qiao Di..."

"What's the purpose of squatting at my door so early in the morning, you brat."

"I'm so sorry! I, I just..."

【I just don’t have the face to see brother Tsunaji again...】

this kid...

An Sheng Qiao Di blinked, and found that the other party's guilt had already manifested on his face.

Sure enough, is he still blaming himself for being used by Liu Dao Mu to write down the list of the best fighters in Bingsheng Middle School?She remembered that Boss used his personal charm to dispel his self-blame when he went back yesterday.

Oh, speaking of it, he should have seen Yamamoto, Guji and Biyangqi were all seriously injured during the treatment, and then thought of the harm he caused to everyone in Bingsheng because of himself, and he suddenly felt guilty.

……

Thinking of this, An Sheng Qiao Di looked into his eyes calmly: "Little rascal, you are so stupid."

"Eh...yes, right..."

"Shut up, let me finish." An Sheng Qiao Di said: "You are now in the stage of running away from home, but obviously this is just a stage of trying to get you, and Boss will definitely mobilize a large number of people to find you. So, whether you are now After knocking on my door, or the door of your brothers and sisters like Yamamoto, Kiyoji, etc., no one will really help you run away from home, and it would be good if you don’t report it on the spot.”

"However, if I were you, I would choose your brother Yamamoto's house as a place to temporarily run away from home. Your brother Yamamoto will definitely provide you with free sushi and play with you. Moreover, his house is obviously closer to the Boss's house. When you arrive It’s very convenient to go back when the time comes.”

"So kid, do you now understand what an unwise decision you made?"

Feng Tai glanced at Uncle Qiao, then lowered his head again, "Then, then I..." sat in front of your house.

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by An Sheng Qiao Di, and she opened the door with a helpless expression on her face, "My family only has noodles in clear soup and instant noodles of various flavors. You can choose by yourself when the time comes." Let's eat."

"Eh?"

"Hey what, you're sitting at the door of my house and you can't watch the door, so let's just let you in." Uncle Qiao rubbed Feng Tai's short flaxen hair, and rumpled it into a messy chicken coop, "Your ,clear?"

After saying these words, An Sheng Qiao Di walked into the room first, leaving Feng Tai with a shaky back.

Feng Tai suddenly came back to his senses, and he smiled, "Please, sister Qiao Di."

An Sheng Qiao Di, who was forced to get up early, rummaged through the half-pack of roll noodles left over from yesterday's meal, yawned, and could hear in a daze: "Little ghosts are meant to cause trouble to others... "

For Feng Tai who was sitting quietly on the sofa, An Sheng Qiao Di did not do anything to persuade him, she told him very casually that the instant noodles in the box and the frozen food in the refrigerator were free for him to use.

In the following time, An Sheng Qiao Di did not go out as he wished, and successfully opened four cups of instant noodles - one cup could not satisfy Uncle Qiao.

Feng Tai ate instant noodles, and as he ate, tears fell into the noodles.

Uncle Qiao: "...Hey, instant noodles aren't so unpalatable, right?"

Feng Tai shook his head, and muttered in a low voice: "Sister Qiao Di, in fact, I have been causing trouble for Brother Gangji. At the beginning, because of my ranking ability, I have been hunted down by other mafia families. I ask Brother Gangji Protect me. I knew he was soft-hearted and couldn't refuse, so I made him agree to my request shamelessly, but I...have always caused him trouble, whether it was before or now. "

"Moreover, more people have been affected this time. Brother Prison Temple, Brother Yamamoto, Sister Biyangqi, Sister Jingzi, Sister Xiaochun, Sister Qiao Di, you and many more ordinary people I don't know are also offended because of me. trouble..."

His voice gradually became softer, and in the end only the sound of sobbing was heard.

"Hey, brat. You think too much of yourself." An Shengqiaodi laughed "humph", "Do you think you alone can cause such consequences? You didn't injure people."

"But……"

Uncle Qiao lazily raised one hand and rubbed the top of the other person's head: "Cut, don't think about such complicated things. A kid has to look like a kid. If you have the right to be willful, be willful. If you understand Eat your noodles well, don't make it like I abused you."

Feng Tai raised her head and looked at the expressionless girl tearfully: "Sister Qiao Di."

"Why... Hey, Mimianmian is about to scatter."

Feng Tai hugged An Sheng Qiao Di's arm, crying more and more.

[Thank you, sister Qiao Di. 】

Uncle Qiao stared blankly for a long time, but in the end he could only silently compromise and eat the instant noodles with his left hand.

A child is indeed one of the most troublesome creatures in the world!

"Haha, Lord Lanbo found the wind too! Lord Lanbo is amazing!" A calf rushed in from the open window, he blinked his big emerald green eyes, sniffed, "Lanbo My lord can smell the fragrance!"

An Sheng Qiao Di watched Lan Bo running to Feng Tai's side with a dull expression, and looked expectantly at the instant noodles in his hand.

Hey, does this brat have the consciousness to break into a private house?

"Hey, Lanbo! Don't run around!" At this moment, Yiping also jumped in from the window, but she greeted very politely: "Hello, sister Qiao Di."

An Shengqiao Di replied without motivation, and then turned his face to the other side with an expression of "I'm so scared to pee".

Could this be what is said in the legend... Three uninvited guests came to her Three Treasure Hall, this is really terrifying!

Lan Bo, who was greedy by the aroma of the instant noodles, ate three cups of instant noodles in one go, rubbed his bulging belly: "It doesn't taste so delicious!"

Then you still eat so much!An Shengqiao Di thought so.

"Thank you for the hospitality!" Yiping clasped his fist at Uncle Qiao.

An Sheng Qiao Di nodded, she still has a good impression of this little girl from the foodie country.

"Haha, Lord Lanbo is full, let's go play a game!" Lanbo, who was hugged by Feng Tai, shouted loudly.

"Okay!" Yiping agreed with a smile.

Go, go, get out of her sight!Anson Qiao Di thinks so

——But soon, she realized that she was completely overthinking.

After all, Uncle Qiao is Uncle Qiao, playing games with children is a breeze, as long as they say they want to play, they don't even blink their eyes.

……

Well, she blinked a few times.

……

Well, she's about to vomit her soul!

When Sawada and his group came to the courtyard of Ansheng's house, they saw Ansheng Qiaodi sitting between Fengtai, Lanbo and Yiping, as if playing a game of drinking at home.Strangely, except for An Shengqiao Di himself, who had a ravaged expression on his face, the children all had bright smiles on their faces and seemed to be having a good time.

"Haha, now not only Fengtai is found, but Lanbo and Yiping are also found!" Yamamoto scratched his hair and laughed.

"This group of little ghosts will make us look for it a lot!" Prison Temple dissatisfied on the side, "Really, it's causing trouble for Judaimu again."

Sawada: "Well... as long as you find it."

An Shengqiao turned his neck in a daze, deep resentment flashed in his dark eyes, "Boss, you are finally here. The sun is almost setting, so the speed is too slow."

Sawada: "I'm sorry! I'll take him back immediately!"

The three little ghosts who were crying and laughing at Uncle Joe's house were finally sent home by Sawada and Gokuji. Although two of the three little ghosts expressed their gratitude to her, there was no relief at all except for making her feel better for two seconds. Her heartbroken emotions.

Looking at the girl's side face softened under the warm orange-red sunset, Yamamoto's mood became inexplicably better, "Haha, Adi and the children get along well! It's really popular with children."

"Ah, I don't think so at all. The brat is such a nuisance."

Well, Ah Di is being duplicity again.

Yamamoto thought this way, and heard A Gang say that Futa has been blaming himself for being used, but now his face does not show any emotions other than happiness, it should be what A Di said to him.

"Those three brats ate [-]% of my family's stock, and almost blew up my sofa."

"Pfft, hahaha!" Yamamoto laughed.

Uncle Qiao looked at him, "Why do you laugh so personally?"

The boy's eyes smiled into crescent moons,

Although Ah Di showed a very impatient look, he still played with the three little ghosts all afternoon.

Well~ He is clearly a very gentle person.

Thinking like this, the boy's palm has already rubbed the top of her head, "Haha, I just feel that Ah Di has suffered a heavy loss this time."

Feeling the palm above her head, An Sheng Qiao Di immediately rounded her dead fish eyes.

——I have cheated my father, she, who, but, was, touched, headed by someone! ! !

"Shan, Ben, Wu!" Uncle Qiao made a cross on his forehead.

Yamamoto didn't care about the girl's exasperated eyes, "We are so familiar, Ah Di can also call me 'Awu'!"

An Sheng Qiao Di felt that she had lost her temper today.

Then, she felt that she was being hooked around the neck, and the boy's hearty and bright voice rang in her ears: "Since there is no stock at home, come to my house for dinner, Dad will be very happy to entertain you with fresh salmon! "

"Hey, I didn't agree to anything!"

"Haha, I know you agree, let's go!"

An Sheng Qiao Di: "..." She completely ignored her!

The figures of Takeshi Yamamoto and An Sheng Qiao Di walked away slowly, but the shadows behind them grew longer and longer.

There was a slight gap at first, but later it gradually joined together into a black shadow.

——following the two of them like a tail, seeming to be swaying happily.