[Tutorial] The joke of the clown

"It's terrible. I actually encountered the biggest theft case of this century." An Sheng Qiao Di opened his eyes and said to Asen and Zhenhe.

"Hey..." A Sen was taken aback, "Is that what I understand?"

Uncle Qiao nodded with a distressed expression, "...there isn't even a ghost in the ring."

……

The three of them sat in their seats, nothing but silence.

"It's so fucking cheating, I absolutely don't believe that anyone can steal from Shi Sequence." Zhenhe suddenly widened his eyes, "You bastard clown, you are not trying to trick us into preparing to take it all yourself, you can do this kind of thing It’s not that it can’t be done.”

An Sheng Qiao Di gave him a cold look, "Obviously I am the one who loves me the most, and as the orthodox night guard heir, I should be alone, okay? Zhenhe with a terrifying IQ!"

"Then, could it be that the prodigal bastard Time Sequence used up everything to build some kind of dark castle?" Zhenhe tugged at his hair in distress, "The more I think about it, the more likely it is. want to do that."

"I'm afraid it's unlikely." Asen said: "If he really built it, then we won't be able to find the corresponding clues at all now. There will always be relics or something."

Uncle Qiao stroked his chin, and was going to temporarily ignore the reason why the huge supplies in the ring disappeared, "Ah He, I suddenly remembered something."

"what?"

An Sheng Qiao Di walked in front of him and spread out his palm, "Bring it."

"Take, take, take what..." Zhenhe stammered and asked.

Uncle Qiao raised his eyebrows slightly, "Do I still need to say it? It's the bet, you won't forget it, right?"

"Ha..." The young man gasped and took three steps back, "You, you, you... you tricked me!"

"How could I deceive you?" An Sheng Qiao Di smiled maliciously, "Then you sit down first, let's talk about life, if you have any questions, just ask, I know everything and I will talk about it. "

"Okay, okay." Zhenhe sat down on the sofa, "I'll ask you first, bastard clown, how on earth did you cheat that half of the ring from the little girl!" In Zhenhe's mouth, A certain crazy Dennett has become a pure little sheep kidnapped by the big-tailed wolf, Uncle Joe.

"Ah, terrible IQ." Uncle Joe shook his head, "I lied to her and I took her ring away, and I left some words that irritated her, so she just threw the necklace attached to the ring at me to vent her anger, that's all Simple."

"Damn it, normal people will know it's a lie as soon as they hear it, how could you succeed!" Zhenhe shouted.

"Indeed, this kind of lie is usually difficult to succeed, but..." An Sheng Qiao Di curled the corners of his mouth playfully, "If I say that this duel was a deception from the beginning, Annabelle was deceived by me from the beginning Woolen cloth?"

"...I have a low IQ, please explain clearly." Zhen He rolled his eyes at her.

"Hahahaha." An Shengqiao Di was deeply pleased, "First of all, Annabelle underestimated the enemy from the beginning, which gave me an opportunity. Her owl claws are very powerful, but I will also part of your heart no matter what. Liuhequan, there is no need to shrink like a turtle from the beginning. All I do is to make her mood fluctuate and disturb her emotions."

"Sure enough. After I knocked her down, her negative emotions reached the peak, and she went crazy. But she never expected that the crazy mode she thought she was just stepped into the mode I set. Good trap." Uncle Joe smiled sinisterly, "I took out a card at that time, do you remember what it was?"

Of course this Zhenhe remembered, "Big joker... Could it be that you took advantage of that time!"

"That's right." An Shengqiao Di nodded, "My skill is the Emperor of Imprisonment."

——Skill, Emperor of Imprisonment.

——Take a puppet to give the other party a strong psychological hint.

——Determination, the hint effect is judged according to the mental power level of the opponent.

"At that time, Annabelle was already crazy, and she had almost no self-control ability. My B-level mental strength, which was not bad before, dropped again and again, and my skills were completely controlled. That is to say..." An Sheng Qiaodi paused, " With just a little push and a little guidance, she becomes the string puppet I want. That's why my lies, no, my deceit can be so successful."

Zhen He frowned and looked at Qiao Di in disbelief, "This is your plan!"

"But I don't understand one thing." Asen asked, "When you were lying to you to take the ring away, how did you manage to disappear the ring on the other party's necklace?"

"Isn't that simple?" An Sheng Qiao Di spread out his hands, "Annabelle seemed to be slashing at me with a knife, and any fool would know that if I threw the cards so hastily, she would probably chop them into pieces, but I wasted What do you think is the reason for throwing cards in the precious escape time?"

An Sheng Qiao Di gestured upside down, "My purpose is to use playing cards to reverse the necklace around Annabelle's neck, and put the side with the ring on her back. Well, it's that simple."

……

The living room was silent for a while, Zhenhe sighed, "You are such a wolf with a big tail, Qiao Di."

"No." The girl smiled at him, "I'm just a despicable clown."

"Well, then tell me what you want." Zhenhe said helplessly, "How stupid am I to bet with you. However, I am not someone who can't afford to lose."

"Oh? Then if I want your Gatling..."

"No, no, no, no!!!" Before she could finish speaking, Zhenhe took three steps back, "This is killing me!"

An Shengqiao Di sent his palm forward without pleading, "I'd like to admit defeat, bring it here."

"I, I, I, I tell you, don't mess around! We are a society ruled by law!"

"Tch, someone like me who loves a line of work has completely treated it like dung."

"Please, get another one! Aunt Joe Di."

Uncle Qiao seemed to be thinking for a while, then reluctantly nodded, "Okay, then you can give me the induction system defense necklace."

"All right, all right!" Zhen He quickly agreed.

So, An Sheng Qiao Di just got a class A high-quality sensory defense necklace from his tutor for nothing.I have to say, in fact, Uncle Qiao only wanted this necklace. He said he wanted Gatling before, but he just wanted to see how stupid he was jumping his feet in such a hurry.

"It's really listless. I've already said something bad is going on." As a bystander, Asen spread his hands helplessly, "So everyone, cherish life and stay away from Qiao Di."

After the scene of flying dogs and dogs was restrained, Qiao Di and Zhen He each occupied the two ends of the sofa, and A Sen sat in the middle like a mountain sculpture to block the two troubled children, "Tell me about you, you know that Ah He has a low IQ? It's too unkind to bully him." Asen folded his arms and preached to Uncle Qiao.

"That's it." Zhen He complained.

"And you! Ah He." Asen turned his gun, "It's not that you don't know that Qiao Di has never lost in a round betting, aren't you looking for a trick yourself? Well, this matter is over, Qiao Di is now Now that I have won the Battle of the Ring, I can also breathe a sigh of relief."

"I can't breathe at all, okay?" Anson Qiaodi interrupted to retort, "The main purpose of what I said to Cerbero today was not to ask for the final monitoring organization, but to test Valia. Well."

"You know, I made some bad consequences clear, not only to prevent them before they happen, but also to wait to see the performance of Valia's group of people. It turns out..."

Zhenhe: "What's the matter?"

"I found that Skuvalo's anger in Valia was not the humiliation of being wronged, but more like the annoyance of the conspiracy being exposed in advance." An Shengqiaodi said, "I was in a bad mood at the time, and I was thinking Ah—yo, the boss of the other party is paying the same attention as me! It's too much."

Zhenhe: "...Well, wait a minute, let me digest it. The same attention as you?"

"Well, it's fair and aboveboard at this time, it's better to be insidious and cunning beforehand." Uncle Qiao nodded seriously, "I have thought about taking advantage of loopholes in the rules a long time ago, but I was worried that the other party would play tricks, so I closed the loopholes beforehand." Block it, and don't even leave a gap for them."

What An Sheng Qiao Di said was awe-inspiring, and she had the vigor of being one man and one man, and she stomped her foot on the coffee table with a "bang" sound, "Obviously, the other party doesn't intend to just let it go." Stop it. That's exactly what I want, it's up to who does/cries."

Zhenhe, Asen: "..." Let them be quiet.

The author has something to say: Well, now all six of Uncle Joe's poker moves have been revealed.

[-]. Smiling Rose (all Hearts are issued in bursts)

[-]. Meet in Arms (all spades are issued in bursts)

10. Royal Flush ([-], J, Q, K, A)

[-]. Received by the Queen

[-]. The king enters the city (the king card bursts)

[-]. The Emperor of Imprisonment (Big Ghost Card)