[Tutorial] The joke of the clown

As night fell, there was no sound, and the waning moon fainted.

A dark figure appeared from the end of the darkness, she had red eyes, and a sharp silver light shone in her hands.She walked slowly down the street, ready to go to a doomed future.

Suddenly, a hand stretched out from behind her and gently touched her shoulder.

——"Yo, Ah Di!"

Well, with just one sound, the aura of the ultimate villain's appearance is gone.

An Shengqiao Di turned her head and said expressionlessly: "Don't be surprised." She was cutting a white poker in her hand, and her speed was getting faster and faster.

"Haha, I wanted to scare Adi, but it didn't work!" Yamamoto noticed the girl's red eyes, "Wow, Adi, did you eat too much wasabi when you ate sushi?"

An Shengqiao Di frowned slightly, glanced at the boy's bandaged arm, and turned his head sadly, "It's just that I didn't sleep well."

"Are you worried about the big air battle? Well, we have to trust Ah Gang!"

"...It's too simple to think, I'm afraid this is not a decisive battle for him alone." An Shengqiaodi said: "All non-death guardians were forcibly summoned. According to my personal guess, this decisive battle is not a matter of one person. , it’s clearly a team thing.”

"Haha, that's it, it's lucky to bring it out." When Yamamoto tapped Shiyujin on his shoulder, suddenly, he noticed a figure appearing on the street in front, "Yo, that seems to be a prison temple, Senior Ping and Bajir!"

So, after gathering with these people, An Sheng Qiao Di's appearance full of boss atmosphere was completely in vain.It's as if the BGM has changed from a symphony of fate to a chatting polka, and the transitions and connections that are self-contained in it make An Sheng Qiao Di feel really bad.

In this way, amidst the inspirational dialogues of the teenagers full of positive energy, Uncle Qiao came to Bingsheng Middle School with a posture of looking up at the sky at 45 degrees. Let us translate Uncle Qiao's heartfelt voice from the perspective of God.

——You who are on the road in the world, why did I go this way? You stupid human beings, don't stop Sajia from pretending to be coercive.

"Anson and Joe, we meet again." Sitting next to Cerbero, Annabelle sneered sweetly at Uncle Joe.

An Sheng Qiao Di blinked, and kept cutting the cards in her hand. She said to herself, "I saw this woman with a terrible IQ again."

"Hey! Anson and Qiaodi, what are you bastard talking about! If you have the ability to fight to the death with me today! You are really a hooligan to deceive the ring!" Annabelle's forehead burst out with cross veins, and she pulled out bloodthirsty pointing at Anson and Qiaodi .

"Ah..." Uncle Joe yawned without motivation, "Hooligans or something... You took off your clothes and chased me for two miles, I turned around and counted as me

How about a rogue. "

"What!!!" Annabelle's expression collapsed, she gritted her teeth and stared at Uncle Joe.

Everyone in Sawada obviously didn't expect An Shengqiao Di to say that, they all sighed in shame as they watched An Sheng Qiaodi cut the cards unconsciously.Hello!This kind of words has a wide range of killing power, and you are not afraid of accidentally injuring your teammates when you say it.

Fortunately, the teenagers didn't struggle for too long. After the big sky and the guardians from both sides arrived, Cherobel quickly announced the rules of the big sky battle.

"The big air battle is a battle to block the six rings and the lives of all guardians." Cherobel took a tough attitude this time, "We do not accept questions and objections. Ownership of Glenn's Ring."

"Then, first recover the guardian's ring."

"Hey! You mean we want to return this hard-earned ring to you?" Liao Ping said dissatisfied.

"If it's a real guardian, there's no need to worry." Cerbero said calmly, "Vongola's ring will definitely return to the real guardian. You don't need to worry about that."

"Well~ There is nothing we can do now." Yamamoto patted Hirai on the shoulder, and handed the ring in his hand to Cerbero.

"Master An Sheng. Please return the Ring of Night." A Cerbero said.

An Sheng Qiao Di quickly cut the cards, "May I ask you about the follow-up function of these rings?" She looked at the other party's eyes covered by black blindfolds, as if trying to figure out what was going on through them.

"I'm very sorry, I can't answer your question. Please return the Ring of Night, Lord An Sheng."

"Okay." Anson Qiaodi shrugged knowingly, and handed the ring to Cerbero.Then, she watched with great interest as Cerbero checked the authenticity of the ring step by step and put it into the box.

"The rings of both sides have been collected, and now the rules of the big air battle will be announced."

"In this big air battle, the purpose of the bosses on both sides is to combine the big air rings into one. The competition venue is the whole school area. The spectators can watch the situation in each battle area through the big screen. In addition, each guardian is equipped with this LCD screen. Watch." Cerbero said while handing out the watch.

After An Sheng Qiao Di put on the watch, she helped Lan Bo, who was still wearing the respirator, to put on the watch, and she sighed regretfully, "Ah, if only the kid was so quiet all the time, then it would be like killing a third of my family." I'll forgive him if he eats one's ration."

Prison Temple: "...It's only one third, don't be so stingy."

"However, he actually ate two-thirds of it." An Sheng Qiao Di looked at him, and he could still recognize the resentment in those eyes.While speaking, she rubbed Rambo's hair.

Prison Temple: "Hey! You guys decided to abuse the injured!"

"Ha, what's the use of torturing the wounded." An Sheng Qiao Di said: "The correct way is to sign the overlord clause at this time, and then he will not only have to repay the loan but also roll the interest at interest. Credibility should be a very important thing for the Mafia."

"Damn it, why on earth are you talking about this on such an important occasion!"

Seeing that the two of them were about to change from the stage of verbal confrontation to a one-sided fight, Cerbero announced: "The big air battle has officially begun. Everyone, please go to the designated battle area." The honorary title was awarded to Cerbero.

After cheering on each other with their partners, all the skill CDs of Uncle Joe's mouth gun have been cooled down. On the basis of other combinations of "Looking at Two, Disgusting", Uncle Joe and Annabelle added the mode of "Speaking Harmoniously".Neither of them can be said to be the highest talking point of the two camps. The talking process is like you doing art and I doing you, fully explaining what is meant by in-depth art.

But they perfectly avoided all the sentence patterns that centered on mom and took turns saying X, omitting my steps of manually muting the sound.

"I really want to know what Qiao Di and Annabelle are talking about."

"...I have to say, me too."

The identities of the people who can tell such a conversation can only be Zhenhe and Asen. They are now lurking on the roof of a building 50 meters away, overlooking the battle situation.Although the battle situation can be watched through a high-powered telescope, the lack of sound effects has led to a strong protest from a Foster boss.

"Aho, don't forget what Qiao Di asked us to pay attention to."

"Of course I won't forget." Zhenhe's golden-brown eyes became deeper and deeper, "When the time comes, you will first lure the snake out of the hole, and I will annihilate it in one fell swoop. We have no discussion at all." He carried Gatlin on his right shoulder, and Charge with MP5, already ready for a big fight.

"Who discussed it with you, and you don't know where they are scattered. You may not have opened fire after I wiped them all out." A smile appeared on Asen's calm face, "Besides, we can't startle the enemy."

"Oh?" The man's black windbreaker swayed with the wind, looking like a flag from a distance, "Then what are we going to do now?"

A Sen was silent for a while, "Wait, we can only wait. And..." He said vaguely: "The big air battle has officially started from now on."

It's a dark corner, it's a visual detail, it's a deadly blind spot.

The wind lifted their sleeves like silent battle flags.

——The decisive battle in the open, the confrontation in the dark, all the actors are in their positions, and the battle tonight has already begun.

——Then, let us start this dark night festival called "The Great Air Battle".