[Tutorial] The joke of the clown

If An Shengqiao Di was asked to describe the day of his second junior high school graduation, it would be perfect.

Yes, after solving the problems left over from the long history with the Simon family and the curse of the Rainbow Son, Anson and Qiao Di found that the second half of his junior high school career was difficult.

Has been absent from class, late, leave early and leave in the end.

It's just - perfect!

"I have to say that I am really touched." Looking at the graduation certificate in his hand, Tsunayoshi Sawada shed tears of kelp, "I didn't expect that I would be able to graduate from junior high school with all passing grades in my lifetime."

"Ah, I didn't expect that either." Yamamoto patted him on the shoulder, "But compared to this, it's more refreshing to be able to play a baseball game with a complete victory before graduation!"

"Oh, it's different after graduating from junior high school. You can speak idioms." An Sheng Qiao Di folded his graduation certificate and threw it in his cross-body bag with a blank expression. "I finally graduated. I must celebrate it."

Thinking about it, I was still a little excited, whether it would be better to sleep upside down for three days and three nights, or to sleep for three days and three nights.

Yamamoto was helpless, "Hey, why don't Adi say goodbye to his classmates? This is the last chance to meet, maybe we won't see each other in the future."

"Ah..." An Sheng Qiao Di yawned loudly, and answered him vaguely, "It doesn't matter." As long as we meet again with the partner who cares more, it doesn't matter if others see or not!

Just as An Shengqiao Di was thinking lazily, a few girls came running towards him.

They headed towards the prison temple and Yamamoto in a targeted manner, while strategically ignoring Ansheng Qiaodi and Sawada Tsunayoshi on the side.

[Student Prison Temple is really handsome, I really don’t know if I will have a chance to meet him in the future!It is also good to leave contact information now! 】

[Yamamoto-san is really handsome when he smiles, I must seize the last chance...]

【…】

An Sheng Qiao Di's ears were filled with similar psychological activities as above. These girls with D-level spiritual power had confessed countless times in their hearts, and by the way, they circulated in An Sheng Qiao Di's ears infinitely.

Regardless of whether these girls' thoughts disturbed Uncle Qiao, in short, the heart of Sawada Tsunayoshi who was pushed aside was broken. His psychological area at this time was about as large as the moon (with a surface area of ​​about 3800 million square kilometers).

However, all of Sawada's negative emotions disappeared the moment he saw Kyoko, and Uncle Qiao tactfully ignored it, as if nothing happened around him, and walked away swaggeringly looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

In order to eliminate the possibility of becoming a light bulb, Uncle Joe decided to make a strategic shift as soon as he obeyed the party's command and teaching!

According to the route planned by the brain at the beginning, I first went to Uncle Yamamoto's house and resigned from the position of a dishwasher and other groceries, and then turned to the supermarket to snap up rations.Alright, so much has been laid, An Sheng Qiao Di successfully set foot on the road home with a box of instant noodles and frozen food, ready to implement her ambitious "three-day plan".

The evening sun hangs tepidly in the west, and the orange-red light dyes the white clouds. All of this is so quiet and beautiful, making the atmosphere of this daily gossip-flying and funny Bisheng Town hazy.

As a girl graduating from junior high school for the second time, Uncle Qiao certainly knows that the description of the environment can enhance the atmosphere and the mood of the characters.Holding the rations for the next month, she sighed and thought, walking under such a magnificent sunset, she actually had the illusion that she had been cured of the second disease.

However, when she saw the figure blocking the gate of her house, all these thoughts turned into burning clouds in the sky. Uncle Qiao frowned, feeling an evil fire burning in her heart, and the soul of Zhong Er was ignited again!

"Hey, Ah Di!" Before An Shengqiao Di could say anything, the guy blocking the door showed his initiative and greeted him.

An Shengqiao put the box in his hand on the ground with a "duang", and said helplessly, "What do you want to say?"

"Ah, Ah Di's memory is really bad. I said it again after I finished solving the future, but Ah Difei came up with the theory of 'puppy love affects studies'. But it doesn't matter, I will say it again. Actually I'm quite curious about what Ah Di will say this time." Takeshi Yamamoto stared at An Shengqiao Di with those amber eyes, and insisted gently.

"Adi, how is your relationship with me? I like you."

Illusion or not, that layer of red glow seemed to infect the girl's earlobe at this moment.

However, An Sheng Qiao Di just stood quietly, she frowned slightly as if she was chewing on every word she said earlier.

With the infinite delay of silence, the smile on Takeshi Yamamoto's face could hardly hang on.By the way, he also became really uneasy and anxious, he pursed his lips and waited anxiously, like a death row prisoner waiting for a verdict.

Hey, that's not a good metaphor, but it's appropriate here.

"Hey, don't be silent." The young man tugged An Shengqiao Di's sleeve hesitantly, and he even blinked bitterly, "Adi, can you say something, please."

Silence about his confession clearly means rejection in Yamamoto Takeshi's 16 years of limited understanding.

No, don't be like this, or he will cry!The young man thought with sadness in his heart.

An Shengqiao frowned, and took a deep breath, "I said, I won't waste time in silence, I'm just checking, and it only took less than a minute. I don't even know what you're in a hurry for." .”

Takeshi Yamamoto: "But Ah Di! The length of 1 minute depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet! I am now

In the confession, how about the third, third, second, confession! "

"You have to make a comparison between the accused and the confessor in this way. Actually, I don't object." An Sheng Qiao Di raised his forehead, "Well, since the matter is only three, I'd better answer you now..."

"Wait!" Takeshi Yamamoto interrupted her. He looked anxiously at An Sheng Qiao Di's calm expression, "Ah Di, don't say it outright, you have to let me ease the process..."

"I accepted."

"You have to know that your level of tact may very well determine how long it will take for my next confession... huh? What!" Yamamoto's eyes widened, as if he had heard some incredible words.

"Pfft...haha." An Shengqiao Di twitched the corners of his mouth strangely, and finally couldn't help laughing, "I said 'I accept'."

Takeshi Yamamoto was stunned for a while, then carefully confirmed, "Adi, you are not kidding me."

"Yeah." An Sheng Qiaodi opened the door, handed the cardboard box on the floor to Takeshi Yamamoto, turned around and smiled slightly: "Help me move them in first, and then I'll take a moment to help you sort out your thoughts .”

Compared to An Sheng Qiao Di who was not in a hurry, Takeshi Yamamoto was fidgeting.He felt that Ah Di's promise was too fast, so fast that it happened before he could react.So, Ah Di really thought about it seriously, wasn't he just teasing him?

"To be precise, this should be your first confession. The first two times can only be said that the confession was unsuccessful. However, in fact, I have thought about this issue a long time ago and used some rational methods..." An Shengqiao Di said: "Rational Tell me that if you want to gain wealth and status, you should choose an elderly rich man with half of his foot buried in the coffin. It is not a problem to obtain a huge inheritance with my ingenuity. However, I am not as good as a beautiful flower. The program was obviously very difficult. And I found out, I don't need that."

Because she is a rich man now!Every time An Sheng Qiao Di thinks of the dark castle, he has an urge to "turn over the serf and sing".

"It took me a lot of time to build a framework, listing the two branches of you and me together and not together and their 340 possible endings. Among them, there are about 140 kinds of happy endings, and about 87 kinds of tragic endings. I'm still deducing and checking the rest." An Shengqiao Di's eyes were a little melancholy, "That is to say, I still have one hundred and eleven routes that I haven't been able to analyze so far."

"Hey, but just now you promised me." Yamamoto said.

"Yes." Uncle Qiao's face darkened for a moment, "Just now, when I heard you say you like me, it took me less than a minute to think of the answer."

She made a straight line with her hands, "I'm going to fill in 'reasons I shouldn't be with you' on the left and 'reasons I should be with you' on the right. My reason allows me to Filled in 50 on the left in one go. However, something terrible happened and my emotions made me fill in the right in just two seconds."

An Shengqiao Di took a deep breath, and she looked at the boy helplessly, "It was filled with this sentence - 'I like you too'. Because of this, all the 340 routes I had analyzed for a long time collapsed. .Sure enough, feelings have reasons that reason simply cannot understand.”

"So translate it into adult words, Ah Di also likes me!" The boy's incomprehensible expression at first suddenly became clear after hearing the sentence he wanted to hear most, and there seemed to be a tail behind him, waving happily with.

The brunette girl's cheeks were flushed, but she still nodded solemnly, "That's right, otherwise I wouldn't have spent a full 160 or eight days thinking about this..."

As soon as the words fell, the boy stretched out his arms and hugged her happily.Yamamoto rubbed her neck with his chin, "It's okay, I was still worried that Ah Di didn't think well, but I didn't think it was too much thinking! I can't help it. If I had known that the phrase 'I like you' is so effective, I must say it to Ah Di every day. I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you the most!"

An Sheng Qiao Di, who was buried in the arms of the young man, was melancholy, why on earth could this guy say such nasty words as if nothing had happened.The only fortunate thing is that he can't see her face now, because it is definitely the color of burning clouds outside the window.

"By the way, Adi. I have something for you!" The boy unbuttoned the second button from his school uniform. He took An Sheng Qiaodi's hand and put it in his palm, "Adi, keep it well. Haha, you must know that many girls wanted it just now!"

An Sheng Qiao Di stared at the silver-plated button in her hand for two seconds, then she suddenly remembered something, "Oh! The legendary second button of the boys' school uniform that is closest to the heart."

"Yes!" Yamamoto's smile was as bright as the sun, "Adi, tell me the truth, do you like me too?"

An Sheng Qiao Di raised her eyebrows, thinking of what Yamamoto said just now, "a lot of girls wanted it just now", and then she jokingly stretched out her thumb with a gap the size of a mung bean, "Well, that's about it Big, can't get any bigger."